-joins AU-
Not any more.
Li'l Shardfinder
(snuggles next to Crack) Hi! 
Sorceress Bookwench
-Sits down.- Hi. How many people can fit on this couch, ya think?
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Budge up.
-sits down, extremely hot coffee in hand-
Li'l Shardfinder
(my avatar sits down next to me) Hello guys...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
-sits- Hey, guys, what's up?
If anybody catches a cold after this, then I apologise.
Li'l Shardfinder
(me, my avatar, and Crack are squooshed together) Um... (ow) Guys?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
... Is something wrong? I can get up if you guys are getting squished...
Li'l Shardfinder
(Vox's hot coffee spills on my avatar's lap, burning her badly) Ow! I'm going to sue Mc Donald's for this!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
What if it was a Starbucks coffee?
Li'l Shardfinder
(she gets woozy) I don't— (collapses)
Me: Ruby! Somebody... Help!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Jesus, so tight here!
Urgh, hgh, dammit, why don't I keep my phone in my pocket all the time?
Li'l Shardfinder
(is performing CPR) Somebody do something! She's dying!
edited 19th Feb '11 10:24:55 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I can't breathe in this
-is perched on the back of the couch- best position here
Hello again tropers
Li'l Shardfinder
YOU MONSTERS! CALL 911! 
Li'l Shardfinder
(she dies in my arms) Whyyyyy???? !
I can't breathe in this
Want some necromancy done?
Hello again tropers
Li'l Shardfinder
Yes... She was my friend... (sniff)
Quick, before somebody cremates her!
edited 19th Feb '11 10:38:04 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I can't breathe in this
-preps the spell-
Hello again tropers
Li'l Shardfinder
(she wakes up) What happened to me?
(sits down on the couch) (I sit down next to her, cuddling her tightly)
edited 19th Feb '11 10:39:41 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I can't breathe in this
I'm so cool -remains perched-
Hello again tropers
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
Hello all. I brought cookies. >sits down< Which may or may not be dosed with aphrodisiacs, laxatives, transformation potions, levitation potions,teleportation potions, and/or sleeping pills.
>eats one< Also, they are Schrodinger's cookies. You don't know what they are until you taste them. >disappears and reappears a few feet above the couch.<
edited 19th Feb '11 10:43:59 PM by Enkufka
Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
I can't breathe in this
No cookies for me, thanks.
Hello again tropers
What a nice place to relax...all by myself...