You have become your avatar

*sigh* Why does this dude have to have an explosion fetish? Ah well, I'm just glad I'm not his puppet partner who holds slippery organs in his hands way too often.

Alright! Let's go stealing... YOU GUYS WENT WITHOUT ME!?!?!? FFUU...

-One swear session later-

YOU SHALL PAY FOR NOT BRINGING BARON VAIN WITH YOU!!!

Hotel

(There's a bag of diamonds nearby and a note is attached to them. DM!Joshua is deep asleep.)

edited 14th Jul '14 6:53:13 AM by josh6243

...

Hahaha...

-does things-

What the–

–how am I–

–two Schoolgirl Lesbians–

–at once!?

Hotel

(DM!Joshua is zapped by a bolt of lightning and is turned into Kunio!Joshua◊. He is now awake. He spots Yui!Ichigo and Azusa!Ichigo.)

Kunio!Joshua: @Yui!Ichigo: Okay. How did that happen?!

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Hahaha... I did it! I was the one who did it!

Also, I stole that bag of diamonds. No big deal.

I wouldn't think too deeply into that.

-both Yui!Ichigo and Azunyan!Ichigo collapse into a heap of fatigue and utter confusion-

NOW I'M GONNA TELEPORT!

-teleports to back to lair-

(shakes her head, then goes back to examining her Soul Gem)

(also, Ichigo, she's got an eyepatch now)

(Kunio!Joshua looks confused by the teleportation. He looks at both of the Ichigos and then at Homura!Fox.)

Kunio!Joshua: @Homura!Fox: Ah... Will they be alright?

(shrugs) Most likely.

Hotel

Kunio!Joshua: That's good.

(Kunio!Joshua nods before moving the two Ichigos over to an empty couch. He places a blanket over them and a pillow under their heads.)

...I'm stuck in this form. As long as my Soul Gem is corrupted like this, I can't change.

Hotel

Kunio!Joshua: Don't worry... We'll find a Witch soon. By the way, where do Witches like to hide?

Cities, mainly. They like to go where there are many people, so they can sow despair.

All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a circle.....All these squares form a-

   HALT MAGGOTS!   

Did you say despair?

Kunio!Joshua: @Homura!Fox: ...And where might large groups of people gather?

(Kunio!Joshua notices Popo!Herobrine.)

Kunio: @Popo!Herobrine: How did you get here?

(to Herobrine) This isn't your business.

(to Josh) I'm not familiar with this place. But I think I know how to find a Witch.

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(Kunio smiles.)

Kunio!Joshua: @Homura!Fox: Great! Let's hear your plan!

(shakes her head) I'm not going to explain it until the time is right. The more I explain a plan beforehand, the more likely it is to fail.

   Shut up Maggot.   

My business ain't yours to figure out. You measly maggots can't even comprehend my business.

   POPO!   

teleports to the city

A few minutes later, a high rise skyscraper vanishes like it never was there.

(exasperated sigh) Are all the forms you take like this one?

Are they all psychopathic, mind raping, puppy kicking, fourth wall shattering, nut cases? Yes.

Are they Mr. Popo?

No. Mr. Popo is Mr. Popo, crafted in the image of Team Four Star. He's unique. And kind of a dick.