Asphodel Knows Best
Mezzo's Door(?)
Maybe. Do I have your permission to hit the door as hard as humanely possible? And maybe Tyranitar—ily possible? You see where I'm going with this.
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
The Fastest Man Alive
Rosemary: -signals friendship-
Dunsparce Cloud
Mezzo's Door
Fido! 
Asphodel Knows Best
Mezzo's "Door"
Yes. I fear for whatever may be on the other side of this door-mon. Less so if it's Husk.
But it occurs to me now we could simply get Mezzo to check on the other side.
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
adopting kitteh
Ichtacya's Dream
The Giant [Ichtacya] is now for some reason sitting on both Pianis's Froslass and a random Absol who popped out of nowhere. Oh well, must have been a jerkass, and an Absol's fur lends itself so much better for moping and rubbing...
The Giant Ichtacya starts wiping the trash off the dream streets by rubbing the two Pokémon on the ground with her butt...
Out of Dream
Ichtacya hugs Vaporeon tighter, smiles in her dream.
Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?
The Fastest Man Alive
Vaporeon: -is hugged, and purrs-
Dunsparce Cloud
Mezzo's Door
...Right.
Can't we just hit the door? :3
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Asphodel Knows Best
Mezzo's Door
I approve of this plan of action. I think I've already been rubbing off on you. You weren't this violent when we were kids. Or just smaller kids. -slams into door shoulder-first-
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Dunsparce Cloud
Mezzo's Door
Door: -doesn't budge-
...I meant with Fido. Did you seriously think that was going to work?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Asphodel Knows Best
Mezzo's Door
How ingenious. The only problem is that Fido is probably at this moment messily devouring a Buneary somewhere. And I knew that wouldn't work. I was just trying to see if it would scare whatever was on the other side. Also a failure, apparently.
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Dunsparce Cloud
Mezzo's Door
...Oh. Darn.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Asphodel Knows Best
Mezzo's Door
You know, Every, the good thing about having a completely misspent youth... -reaches into pocket, pulls out lockpicks- ...Is that you develop the best skills. Admittedly, these skills do not include the ability to run more than 100 feet before becoming completely winded, but shut up. -begins picking lock-
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Dunsparce Cloud
I can still beat you in a race...
...Lockpicks.
Breeze: <Useful~>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Asphodel Knows Best
Mezzo's Door
I just realized I'm picking the lock on your girlfriend's door. I'm suddenly extremely uncomfortable... -continues picking lock nonetheless-
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Dunsparce Cloud
Mezzo's Door
Well, we know she's awake in there. I hope.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Asphodel Knows Best
Mezzo's Door
-hums as picking lock- So. Um. If she isn't, I'm not responsible, right? -lock clicks open- Yes!
-stands awkwardly at open door-
Um. You first.
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Dunsparce Cloud
Mezzo's Door
...Right...
-goes in-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Inn, inside Mezzo's room
-Mezzo has spent the day playing Empire Soul-
Felis: <They've been bickering at that door for hours now.>
They who?
Felis: <Whoever's on the other side. I don't know. For all I care it's a Tyranitar about to devour you.>
Gee, thanks.
-Mezzo turns her head toward Every and Onion-
Oh, hi Every!
edited 29th Jan '12 9:04:01 PM by Mezzopiano
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Dunsparce Cloud
Mezzo's Room
-sits somewhere in the room-
Well, there is Fido...hi Mezzo.
edited 29th Jan '12 9:06:07 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Asphodel Knows Best
Mezzo's Room
-peeks past doorway- Is it safe? -sees Mezzo and Felis- Oh, good. -walks in- Um, sorry about picking your lock.
The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
The Wanderer
Artemia: -Signals friendship back-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Mezzo's room
So apparently you and your friend were sitting outside my door for a while?
...Wait, you what?
Johto Safari Zone
-Nevermore squawks upon being hit by Unite's Crush Claw-
Nevermore: <Oh, that's it. Get him!>
Serket: <How can we fight if we can't reach him?>
Nevermore: <Do I have to do everything? Throw something at him!>
Yin: <You're one of them, aren't you!? Well, you're not taking me, clone!>
Nevermore: <See, like that!>
Muramasa: -nods-
Cerberus: <Yay! More fire!>
edited 29th Jan '12 9:17:09 PM by Mezzopiano
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Eclipse the Moon
Route 123
Anja chuckles.
Anja: <You would think I would abide by The Vow if my master was going to be a Rayquaza? Your head must be loose or something...>
Anja paces around.
Anja: <Really, the reason why I "betrayed" him so-to-speak is so he wouldn't through a psychotic breakdown once he realised his body was changing it's shape...>
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Dunsparce Cloud
Mezzo's Room
...Onion...may have picked the lock on your door. ._.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Artemia: -Sort of smiles-
Steel: <Vow Breaker...>
Gaia: <I'm trying to remember, I know there's something Garchomp said about what the 'bones would do with mons like her.>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.