ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Castelia City, Morendo Family Residence

Herbert: Well, nice to meet you, Maggie. I'm Herbert, and I must say, you are a very pretty girl. Although you didn't answer my-

-he looks over at Sam-

Herbert: Oh, have you found something? Let me see!

-Ripley doesn't relent-

Ripley: <Don't give me that, Dihrao! I saw the way you two were looking at each other! I thought what we had was special!>

edited 11th Apr '13 6:54:52 PM by Herbert40k

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Jacob: -Shakes head- "Yes. Quite. Very good. I feel like shiny sunshine, as a matter of opinion. I mean sensory adaptation. I mean... well, you know what I mean. So what are you people up to?"

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-blinks-

I'm okay. But seriously, what's wrong?

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...Did something happen to you?

Sunny: <I bet he's thinking of his love!>

Phoenix: Down, Sunny.

Sam hands him the phone "Here, I haven't read a word, the title alone is enough to make you want to clean your brain with fire."

edited 11th Apr '13 7:00:16 PM by MadMarv

Morendo Household

Dihrao: <I used Attract on you once, and it lasted... Ahem... I'm... sorry, Ripley... Is there... anything I can do to make it up to you? Anything that can prove this was just a misunderstanding?>

-He gives a nervous :3-

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Jacob: "Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm fine. Now. Or at least as fine as I ever have been. Excluding that period of time when I was sick, you know, toxic."

-Flinches once Sunny speaks, regains composure- "Right. Yes. Fun. Now, what have you all been up to?"

Hanging about here, mostly.

Bed.

edited 11th Apr '13 6:59:42 PM by ILoveDogs

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Sounds like a yes, then... Dealing with some Dream World mons.

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-Maggie does not answer Herbert because she just remembered others might not want him to find out about that-

-Crow is remaining silent for other reasons-

-The Sandslash is disappointed that the topic seems to have moved away from the Dream World somewhat-

Castelia City, Morendo Family Residence

Herbert: ...Okay, I have to read this. Also, my name is not "Herb C". It's Herbert, or Lucius Cain. One or the other, not both. Although I get the feeling the author wasn't really going for accuracy.

-he starts reading in morbid fascination, whilst Ripley's claws retract, though she bares her teeth at Dihrao-

Ripley: <Why don't you start by telling that Leafeon whore over there that you want nothing to do with her? That should be a good enough start.>

edited 11th Apr '13 7:04:51 PM by Herbert40k

Morendo House

Jacob: "I see. How fun. I was just talking with s-someone."

No. If you can't even mention her without remembering, you might as well re-submit yourself to a mental hospital. Now get in control.

-Takes a deep breath- "That seems to be all I do recently. So how did the Unity Tower thing go?"

Sam shakes his head "At least tell me I'm the Seme. If I'm the Uke, I might have to find this person and slap them."

edited 11th Apr '13 7:04:28 PM by MadMarv

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All right. I got attacked by a Vespiquen, but then Sam caught her, so I guess that's karma.

Diesel: -wanders over to the Sandslash-

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Maggie: "Yeah, the Vespiquen..."

Sandslash: -notices Diesel- <Hello?>

Sam nods "Yep I've got the dangerous, antisocial bug lady in my box." Beat "...have you ever said something in your head and it sounds fine?"

edited 11th Apr '13 7:08:44 PM by MadMarv

-Has decided to melt into the background for the moment-

Rotor: -Looking around- <These humans and mons are crazy...>

Pica: <You get used to it after a while.>

Xatu: -Actually looks somewhat creeped out-

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Psyche exists.

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Diesel: <You're from the dream world, right?>

A few times, yes. Please tell me you intend to train her out of attacking everyone she meets.

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Herbert: Oh yes, you are definitely the dominant one in this relationship, Sam. By Arceus, I... SEX DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! I'm fifteen and even I know that's anatomically impossible!

-he pulls out his laptop again, and throws Sam's X-Transceiver back to him-

Herbert: Evidently, I wasn't looking hard enough. Time to search the deepest recesses of the internet for things man was not meant to know.

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Sandslash: <I am, yeah.>

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Dihrao: <...I'm... sorry, but I can't do that... I mean, if I can't even so much as talk to another lady without you getting paranoid...>

-He looks at Ripley with his most realistic "sorrow face"-

Dihrao: <...Perhaps... it just wasn't meant to be...>

Sam nods to Every "Definitely. She's gonna need a lot of work but, I'll see what I can do."

Sam catches the phone and looks at the screen "...okay, I admit that I might be flexible, but that's a little much!"

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Jacob: -Looks at Herbert, looks at Sam, and switches between the two- "......You two are.... what? NEVERMINDINEVERASKED."

"On the bright side, at least I'm to abrassive and odd to ever realistically appear in an internet pairing if I became famous. Which, I'm not, so... yeah." -Sighs-

"Well, at least now I don't have a winning streak to worry about. So any plans? Aside from more Dream World stuff?"