ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Hotel Room

Pariah: <Wow! It's like he can read my mind!> -accepts the cotton candy and eats it in a matter of seconds- <Do you have anything else that tastes good?>

-brit gets tired and falls off statue and I return him to his ball while plumps is still using razor shell-

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None: -gives Pariah more cotton candy and an unwrapped Twix bar-

....That's disgusting.

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-Pariah eats everything viciously-

Pariah: <Moar!> -leaps into None's backpack-

edited 8th Apr '12 2:25:09 PM by Malgent

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None's Backpack: -full to the brim with completely unwrapped food-

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Pariah: <Sweet Arceus!> -devours as much food as she can as quickly as possible-

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None: Aww. :3

...Do you have any actual supplies with you?

None: Of course not.

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-Pariah continues devouring the contents of None's backpack-

Pariah: <Every, why don't you travel like this?>

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Because I'm sane.

None: How dull.

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Pariah: <I'm sane...> -furiously ravages more of None's food-

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...-sigh- None, is Some here too?

None: How should I know?

edited 8th Apr '12 2:35:30 PM by memyselfandI2

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Pariah: -gasps- <There are more of you?> -thinks furiously for a moment-

Pariah's Mind

-a large group of people all resembling Every toss backpacks at Pariah; all are identical to None's in size and contents-

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Pariah: -is okay with this and continues nomming None's food-

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Yeah. So is Some here?

None: Again, why would I know that?

She's your sister!

None: Am I my sister's keeper?

....

-someone knocks on the door-

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Pariah: -has finished eating all of None's food and is curled up in his backpack-

edited 8th Apr '12 2:42:49 PM by Malgent

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None: Aww, that's cute....

-the knocking continues-

None: Who's opening the door? I'm not.

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Pariah: <OH! ME!> -leaps out of None's bag to the door and opens it-

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-A girl◊ is standing in the doorway-

Girl: None? I heard your voice, is this your—

-notices Pariah- Oh! A Pawniard! -hugs her-

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Pariah: -is highly enjoying being hugged- <Do you have candy too?>

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-Mezzo is still asleep-

Fortis: Oh, hello, new person! Are you a friend of Piano's?

Celestic Town

Pianis: You think maybe we could hitch a ride with someone?

Forte: <Why couldn't you just catch a Delibird or something?>

Pianis: Never found one. If you want to spend all day searching, be my guest.

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Girl: -picks up Pariah and pets her, turning to None- I cannot believe you just ran off like that.

None: I needed to find Leonardo!

Girl: Then you should have kept a better eye on him!

None: Whatever. You found me, right?

Girl: Ugh...-seems to notice that there are other people in the room- Oh. Hi.

Hi Some! -hugs-

Some: Every? You're here too? -hugs back-

Guys, this is Some, my cousin and None's sister.

Some & None: To my deep and lasting regret.

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Pariah: -is curling up against Some- <Why can't everyone be like you?>

Hotel Lobby

Blurr: -is whining about Pariah-

Haunt: -is sleeping-

Lamia: -is ignoring Blurr-

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Some: Awww... -pets Pariah- You're sweet.

Wait, so why are you here?

None: Complete coincidence.

Some: We just happened to be in Sinnoh.

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Fortis: It's nice to meet you, miss Some! My name's Fortissimo, but you can call me Fortis for short. That's my sister asleep in bed over here. Her name's Mezzopiano, but we all call her Piano. She likes dark and creepy things and she loooooves candy! Are you a Pokémon trainer, miss? I'm gonna be a great Flying type trainer one day and my sister has been helping me! Like the other day, I won a contest with my cute little balloon -points at Strahl- but then the other girl said I was a witch but I can't do magic but I think my sister can. She's really sleepy though and she sleeps through everything, just like her kitty! Oh, you need to meet the kitty! She's the cutest little thing ever! Kitty, where are you?

-Fortis then starts looking around for Felis, who is currently sleeping under the bed-

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Some: What kind of a name is Fortissimo?

None: What kind of a name is—

We did this joke already.

None: Huh?

Never mind.

Some: Anyway, I am a Pokemon trainer, and a better one than None here.

None: Hey!

Some: You have one Pokemon.

None: And he's stronger than all of yours.

Some: Anyway...kitty?

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Pariah: <None has a Pokemon?> -shrugs and continues to huggle Some-