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Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#135501: Feb 6th 2012 at 7:57:05 PM

-watches the rock fly back out-

Husk: <Eh? Now how am I supposed to send a message to Breeze? If throwing massive projectiles is out, I don't know what to do.>

edited 6th Feb '12 7:59:20 PM by Malgent

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#135502: Feb 6th 2012 at 7:57:46 PM

Uhh... blue.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Hobgoblin Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#135503: Feb 6th 2012 at 7:57:46 PM

Fortree City: Jail

Jail: *is destroyed*

Altaria Police: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Zigzagoon Gang: <Wheee~> *escapes, no doubt having done something heinous off-screen*

Skitty: <Meow. :3> *escapes after having been imprisoned again*

Pauly Shore (The Actor): *walks out* Crazy party, man~

Altaria Police: *throw him back into the destroyed cell* >:|

Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#135504: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:04:58 PM

Inn

-waltzes into the room over to Breeze, attempting to look nonchalant and totally not out-of-place or guilty-

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#135505: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:08:14 PM

Inn

-Mezzo turns toward Onion-

Care to explain how and why your Shedinja just threw a giant boulder at us?

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
SilentReverence adopting kitteh from 3 tiles right 1 tile up Since: Jan, 2010
adopting kitteh
#135506: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:09:16 PM

Ruins of Fortree Jail

A paw can be seen peeking up from the debris, faintly swinging, and a faint voice can be heard coming from the inside:

????: <...S-s-still counts as property damage, right? ouch~>

Fanfic Recs orwellianretcon'd: cutlocked for committee or for Google?
Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#135507: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:11:12 PM

Inn

I'm innocent! I didn't do anything! You can't prove it! Blame Husk! I can't control him! All I wanted was a mango! I don't know! -to Breeze- I think Husk wants to meet you out front! -runs outside-

Husk: -quietly peeks over the windowsill- <Oh. Onion's nicer than I thought. I think his improvisation needs work, though.>

edited 6th Feb '12 8:11:37 PM by Malgent

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#135508: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:16:42 PM

Inn

-Mezzo blinks as Onion leaves, then turns to Husk outside the window-

Okay, so do you want to start explaining why you tried to kill us?

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Hobgoblin Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#135509: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:17:01 PM

Fortree City: Jail

Altaria Police: *leer at the Salamence, charging up Dragonbreaths...of PAIN*

The Box

Spathi: *nomming some food that Rex deposited before heading to Melody's Ranch*

New Bark Town: Rex's Farm

Zippy: *wanders around, noticing Prof. Elm and Felix nearby chatting about something* <Hmm?> *raises an ear and listens*

Felix: *mumbling* Hmmm, do you think it'd be possible to...[increase happiness]...helps our observation methods...

Prof. Elm: *mumbling* Hmm, yes...yield better data...[species habitats]...

Zippy: <...?> *moves closer*

Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#135510: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:18:01 PM

Inn

Husk: <I'm not here. I'm an illusion.> -absconds-

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#135511: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:21:56 PM

Inn

Oh no you don't. Get him!

-Felis leaps up and jumps at Husk-

Felis used Pursuit!

-then crashes into the closed window-

Felis: <...

I meant to do that.> -walks off to a corner-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#135512: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:23:18 PM

Mossdeep

Rosary: <OK! My picture is done!>

Tangent: Huh. She's getting better...

Rex's Yard

Yellow Threedot: <It's... not always bad...>

Reed Snorkel: <I love it!>

Wishbone: <If it has fish, I'm there!>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Hobgoblin Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#135513: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:24:29 PM

Goldenrod City

Breezy: <Teehee; you guys are funny~> *is blown away slightly by the wind* <Eeeee, follow meeeee~> *is blown in the direction of the ocean*

Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#135514: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:26:48 PM

Inn

Husk: <Ha!> -tosses another rock through the window and (hovers?) to Onion frantically-

Husk: <Quick! Let's leave.>

I don't really feel like it...Why?

Husk: <I annoyed a Liepard.>

Wow, a mon of one of the only types which can actually affect you?

Husk: <Shut up, it was the heat of the moment.>

If I'm correct, the only reason there was any 'heat' at all is because you threw a rock, possibly another while I was gone, at some people and a Liepard.

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#135515: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:28:55 PM

Hey, that's pretty good! Uh, sentient berries, too.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#135516: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:33:26 PM

Inn

-the rock shatters the window before Shadow catches and returns it again-

...I'm not paying for that.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#135517: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:34:57 PM

-Is still somewhere-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
gamerex27 0_. from The Blag 'Ole Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
0_.
#135518: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:36:40 PM

Mewtwo: <Ah. Thanks. Listen, I have to go pick up my mail from the post office, and it closes soon. I have to go. Nice seeing you, though.>

-With that, Mewtwo teleports away, and gets his mail. No one notices anything out of the ordinary, still.

edited 6th Feb '12 8:36:58 PM by gamerex27

"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Hobgoblin Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#135519: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:39:04 PM

New Bark Town: Rex's Farm

Prof. Elm: Regarding the new layout...

Felix: Increase in size of the lab too? ...all of that extra space...

Prof. Elm: Indeed. Consider the possibilities w- *notices Zippy* Oh, hello there.

Felix: *picks her up* Heya, Zippy! How's my favorite Raichu doing today?

Zippy: *tickles Felix with her tail* <Hehe~>

Felix: Awww, aren't you sweet? I wish Lumen would behave a bit better... *pats her head* Anyway, we have exciting news!

Zippy: <...?>

Prof. Elm: Indeed. Our study of the Ruins of the Alph, Tanoby Key, and Solaceon Ruins have uncovered new facts about the ancient civilizations the Unown used to come from. You see, it seems that the Sumerians actually...

Zippy: *blank stare*

Prof. Elm: Erm...long story short, the government Pokemon League appropriate higher powers are giving us a grant to do more research. Do you know what this means?

Zippy: *blank stare*

Prof. Elm: That's right! A bigger laboratory! More researchers! And best of all, wider expansive area for our inhabiting Pokemon! We can use the northern part of town that no one seems to occupy! *excited* I'm so excited! We'll have [Ice Caves] for Ice-Types, possibly attached to some kind of [Pond] for Water-Types. Fire will be trickier...maybe we can import some lava from Blackthorn...

Felix: *sweatdrops* That might be a bit extreme, sir...

Zippy: <Umm...I just want my lunch~> *purrs as Felix rubs her tummy*

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#135520: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:40:05 PM

Inn

-Breeze snags Husk with a Psychic and drags him in- <Hi! :3>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#135521: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:42:37 PM

Inn

Husk: <Ah! No! Not here! I have a criminal record here! Meet me outside! -once again absconds-

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#135522: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:43:32 PM

Inn

Breeze: <...Fine.> -floats off to a meeting which will be offscreen or time-shenaniganed depending on what Onion wants, because RL!Every has sleepytimes soon~-

edited 6th Feb '12 8:43:48 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#135523: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:45:28 PM

Inn

Okay, if we ever see that Shedinja again, everyone on my team has full permission to one-shot it.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#135524: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:46:57 PM

Inn

Good luck...

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Malgent Asphodel Knows Best from the local looney bin Since: Jan, 2012
Asphodel Knows Best
#135525: Feb 6th 2012 at 8:48:08 PM

Outside the Inn

Husk: <I haven't seen you in forever! ...And I'm afraid of Every's scary girlfriend because I'm pretty sure she'll kill me if she sees me again...But enough about that. What do you want to do? Raid the Poké Mart?>

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.

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