ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Maekrite: <Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~> — nuzzles the lil'Eevee — <You have to be more careful, I'm poisonous...>

To Rex as he picks up the Eevee.

Maekrite: <How is he going to bother me? He nuzzled me he's so :3 . Though he called me the wrong gender... And so little and huggable.> — turns to Silent, raises an ear — <Why aren't you more like that?>

Sandslash greets Jab while still being glomped.

Sandslash♀: <I don't mean to be a bother, but, uhm... I want to know my brother is OK and then return to rebuild my home...>

Jab: <Er, I don't know who your brother is...> Hope I didn't eat him or something.

Rex: Hehe. I always thought Nidorino were ill-tempered, but Maekrite sure is adorable.

Baby Eevee: <Maekrite? ...Nidorino!> *yips* <I am a Nidorino! :3>

Rex: ...Eh? o_o

-walks into Crewe's room with the cake she made yesterday-

Merry Christmas, guys!

"Merry Christmas!"

Salamence: <Hi!>

Inn

Rex: *sets the Eevee down, pulling a mirror from...somewhere* No no, little baby. You're an Eevee. See? *shows him the mirror* Eevee!

Baby Eevee: <...?>

Rex: Erm...let's go about this another way. *pulls out his Pokedex, showing him a picture of an Eevee*

Baby Eevee: <...I am...an Eevee?>

Rex: Yes! See, Nidorino is a completely different kind of Pokemon. *shows the Nidorino page* And besides, that's the second form. The first form is Nidoran♂, so you can't be a Nidorino since you've never evolved.

Baby Eevee: <Then...I am a Nidoran♂?>

Rex: Yes! ...I mean, no! *shakes his head* You are an Eevee!

Baby Eevee: <But Maekrite said he is ma... papa!> *tilts his head* <So, we are related!>

Rex: No, your parents are these! *shows a Flareon and a Leafeon* See? Eeveelutions!

Baby Eevee: <But but...Maekrite said!> *paws at Rex* <If he is not papa, then he must be cousin! So, I am a Nidoran through him! :3>

Rex: That's not how it works! @_@

Baby Eevee: *confused*

Have to go lunchtime now. Be back in 1h, hopefully.

Maekrite -blinks, surprised: <...What? Uhm... there's a confusion here...> — blushes profusely.

Ichtacya -paws at Rex: <Awwww, thinks Maekrite is his dad or something!> — turns to Blossom and Rascal — <Say, isn't that so unfair! >.<~> — thinks for a moment why can't she get a nice Jolteon, or Rascal for that matter.

Sandslash♀ -manages to get herself de-glomped a bit: <Oh, that's Dintel the Sandshrew♂. Very playful. And he always says "oh hai".> — performs the gesture.

Meanwhile, Copahue enters the baggage room and notices Pankaja trying to open a suitcase, the Wooper already moved the zipper about six Seedot bodies. Harriet's voice can be heard coming from the inside.

Copahue: <What happened here?> — flies to assist.

edited 25th Dec '11 11:00:18 AM by SilentReverence

Jab: <...Never met him, sorry.>

Bai, Silent. :3

Baby Eevee: *goes over to Maekrite, looking between him and Rascal* <Papa?> *sees Ichtacya and Blossom, recalling the Pokedex* <...Mama?> *confused* <@_@>

Rex: Oh dear...

edited 25th Dec '11 11:24:39 AM by Hobgoblin

-walks into the hotel, carrying huge bags of stuff-

Now, who's here that's in the group?

Inn

After giving a long speech, using Pokedex data, a pie chart, a chalkboard, and a pair of rubber duckies, Rex has FINALLY managed to convince the Baby Eevee that Maekrite is not his father.

Rex: ...so you see, you are an Eevee and thus not related to Maekrite.

Baby Eevee: <Oh.> *wags tail* <Well, umm...can I evolve into Nidorino still? :3>

Rex: No...that's impossible.

Baby Eevee: <But you said that Eevee evolve by staying around things, right?>

Rex: ...well, yeah...

Baby Eevee: <So, then, I will evolve into a Nidorino by staying around Maekrite! :3> *looks proud of himself* <Or become part-Nidorino at least. :3>

Rex: @_@ *flips a table*

Rascal: *sweatdrop*

Baby Eevee: *nuzzles Blossom* <Yay, I'm so smart, mama!>

Blossom: <Oh dear...>

edited 25th Dec '11 11:23:40 AM by Hobgoblin

-Inside one of Meddler's bags, a sleeping Gamer lies there, comatose. After being cursed by Mew for attacking her, he fell asleep for several weeks. Now, only True Love's first kiss can wake him.

-In the meantime, Gamer is dreaming. He dreams of a great Pokemon tournament, not unlike the Gold Conference. He is in the Semifinals, fighting the worthy opponent of BLUE MOTHERFREAKING OAK!.

Hyper Beams and Shadow Balls fly all over the battleground, as their last Pokemon, Kratos and Charizard respectively, clash. Both are fighting to their fullest potential, and neither will give up until one is standing, and the other is dead K Oed.

Gamer wrote this. He posted it on my account by accident.

edited 25th Dec '11 11:21:58 AM by TheMeddler

Yeah, keep Pankaja for now, I'm a bit busy ATM.

Hotel

Tangent: -is doing some last-femtosecond Christmas shopping online-

Basket: -is making sure Shopaholic!Tangent doesn't emerge-

AU PEFE HQ

Tangent: OK, everything ready for the party?

Basket: -is draped in garland and lights- Yep! Well, the kids still have cookies baking...

-is fishing around in his backpack, eventually takes out a smaller and less hammerspace-y bag, which contains gifts-

"Heh...I'm glad we all got out of the mindscapes in time for Christmas..."

Salamence: -pecks at one of the boxes- <Trainer, what are these?>

-gently moves Salamence away- "These are gift boxes. For Christmas."

Salamence: <Ooh...is there one for me? :3>

"Yes, I got you all gifts."

Salamence: <Yay!> -cuddles Every-

-pets Salamence-

Inn

Rex: Anyway...I suppose I should go give this to DS. I think I saw her around somewhere a minute ago. *picks up the box labeled for DS*

-Is carrying a box of my own-

edited 25th Dec '11 11:44:47 AM by rmctagg09

- Has been telling my Pokémon about everything that happened -

Goggles: <... When do we get the chocolate cake I was promised?>

Velvet: <Goggles, will you stop interrupting DS every other sentence to ask about that?>

Inn

Rex: *goes around, looking for DS*

I hope DS really likes the gift I got her.

-Spots Rex-

I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're here for the same thing I am.

Velvet: <I'm glad you got out of there okay, DS.>

Yeah.

- Pets Velvet -

So, what have the rest of you been up to?

Odette: <I went out to discover the meaning of life!>

(slightly confused) ... How... nice?

-has given out most of his gifts (for the people he doesn't know as well, he found an accessory of some sort that resembles their signature Pokemon) and is now looking for Mezzo and Rex-

Rex: *sees Tagg* Eep... *a little wary of him after the Mindscape* I-I guess so. ^^;;

Come on, we'll come up to her eventually.

Rex: *follows Tagg to DS' room*

Inn, yesterday evening

-Mezzo slowly stirs awake-

Sunny: Oh! She's getting up!

Where am I?

Forte: Sis! You're awake!

So I'm not trapped in someone's mind this time? That's a relief...

-looks around-

Where's Every? And why are you wearing the human armband again, Sunny?

Sunny: Well...

-a short explanation later-

Sunny: And we haven't been able to find him.

...

What.

Felis: <I know. It's too absurd to believe.>

Inn, present time

-glomps Every as he walks in-

There you are! Where have you been?

edited 25th Dec '11 12:23:59 PM by Mezzopiano