ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

May: *has decided to browse Sunny's stand out of morbid curiosity*

Taylor: <What's yaoi?>

Ronny: <Is it shiny like me?>

Yeah, they don't really seem interested in trying to use the legendaries to change things around here.

-Starts walking out towards Route 110-

- Also begins walking towards Route 110 -

At PEFE HQ

-A certain Unfezant is milling about-

<Lardna: "Oh. It's you. What have you been up to recently?">

<Courtney: "Do you happen to know where the resident dweebs keep the sandwiches?">

<Lardna: "... Why would you want to know that?">

Slateport City

-Is leaving the hotel with the team-

"Are you feeling any better, Zoltan?"

<Zoltan: "My tummy still hurts... And I'm hungry...">

<Kat: "I know that it's irritating, little one, but the humans that he talked to last night said that you weren't supposed to eat anything for a couple days.">

<Thog: "Otherwise you'd probably wind up getting sick again.">

-To Francis-

"Was there anything in particular that you wanted to do today?"

<Francis: "... Why do you ask?">

"Well... It just seems like we do a lot of things, but none of them have seemed to be things that you've really enjoyed... Is there something that you'd be interested in?"

<Francis: "... Let me think on that one.">

-The iPhokex plays this as we walk-

I see the Trick House up ahead.

Steel: <I remember that place, it was so confusing.>

Sunny's Stand

Sunny: -to May- Hi there. Interested in my stories?

Random Fangirl #46: You should be! Midnight here writes the most adorable things ever!

Sunny: Aww, thanks...

May: Oh, I was just browsing. *smiles, though she feels a bit put on the spot*

Random Fangirl #47: Is Forte just as whiny as he is on the show?

Forte: Hey!

Oh yes. There was this point when he would spend every single day whining to our parents about how he wanted to get an Eevee. We had to get one imported from Sinnoh to shut him up.

Forte: Hey! Eevees are cool!

-spots a small crowd around Mezzo and goes to check it out, knowing that she and Forte will be the only ones who even recognize me-

Ohm: *recognizes Wolf* <O hai!> *waves*

Rex: ? *looks over* You know him, Ohm?

Trick House, huh?

Odette: (tilts head) <What's that?>

From what I've read, it is some kind of place full of puzzles, or something.

-waves back, feeling squiggly; Ampharos are so cute-

Ohm: *wanders over, giving Wolf a hug* :3 *cuddle* <Where's Portales?>

Rex: *feels like he's missing something*

I'm not sure. He may have gone home to show Jane his pictures.

-waves to Wolf-

Hi, Wolf.

Random Fangirl #48: Oh my gosh! It's Wolf!

-the fangirl mob moves from Mezzo to Wolf-

Random Fangirl #49: Do you love DS or Mezzo?

Random Fangirl #50: Are you related to N?

Random Fangirl #51: Your hair looks so cute!

Err, sorry. They're a little excited.

Ohm: <Eep!> *flees over to Rex in order to escape the mob of fangirls*

<Guess I'm not incognito anymore.>

Random Fan: That's not Wolf. -stalks off-

<Well, sort of.>

Umm...DS, no, and thank you very much.

Random Fangirl #52: That is so Wolf! Mezzo said he was!

-facepalm-

Sorry...forgot we were kind of incognito.

Random Fangirl #53: Are you cheating on DS with Mezzo?

I'm sorry, what? What kind of question is that?

Further up on Route 110

- Unnamed Female Trainer is currently training her Ponyta -

Yeah, you find the Trick Master, and then you have to go through a maze, fighting Trainers all the while. I got some cool stuff from there.

-Looks around-

Anyway, we have two choices, the grass path, or the Cycling Road overpass. Your choice DS.

It's fine.

No, I'm not. I would never do that. I'm in love with DS.

Forte: Wow, sis. Your fans are almost as weird as your friends.

Random Fangirl #54: But Mezzolf is so canon!

Random Fangirl #55: Is not! Mezzo loves Every!

-sigh-

Ooh, tough choice.

On one hand, I could give Odette and Tulip some more training if went through the grass, but on the other, I haven't really used my bicycle in months. I think the last time I used it was in Unova, to catch up with you guys when you went to Nacrene.

Odette: (tilts her head slightly)

Rex: Do you guys always have to deal with this? o_o

Felix: Seems rather stressful...

May: *reading a Mezzery fanfic* ... *sniffles at how pretty it is*

Not usually. Just at major events like these.

Random Fangirl #56: Hey, who's that guy in the corner? Is that Rex?

Random Fangirl #57: Oh, it is! Hi, Rex!

Sunny: -to May- Do you like it?