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Yeah, Lanius isn't about to beat himself.

About a few blocks away from Lanius' base camp, some time later

-Sighs while walking under illusion-

So this is it huh?

Muddy: <Yeah, and it hasn't been short enough.>

Let's go and grind that oversized otter into the pavement.

-Suddenly about 40 Elite Mooks come out of nowhere and surround us-

Lanius!Aggron: -Comes out of the group- <Profligates, you have a lot of nerve coming here, especially under illusion! Not that it will help you. Lash them all on crosses!>

-The assorted mons attack-

edited 23rd Aug '11 2:46:59 PM by rmctagg09

-A few blocks from the base camp of the Kanto invaders, having just been ambushed-

<Shaun: "BACK OFF, YOU CREEPS!">

<Vesta: "Yeah! Lash this onto a cross!">

-The two combo Discharge-

<Buster: "As if!">

<Vlad: "There's something still there in them that isn't ugly... It's our job to coax it out... Hopefully...">

-The two use Earthquake-

-The other Pokemon with me use as many field-affecting moves as they can-

-Via Aura, while Psychicing a Conkeldurr into a wall-

<Audrey: "How are you holding up, Erika?">

-Thinking-

<Erika: "The birds and I are fine, just don't get yourselves killed down there!">

_________________

-Dragonspiral Tower-

-Standing before a throng of assembled people and Pokemon-

<Elder!Dragonite: "... What are we to do with them again?">

<Elder!Golurk #2: "Well, the matter of the refugees is easy enough...">

<Elder!Druddigon #1: "They should be allowed to pass...">

<Elder!Mienshao #1: "The matter of the others on the other hand...">

<Elder!Golurk #1: "... This would really be a lot easier if our lords were here to help judge them...">

<Elder!Druddigon #2: "Actually... We could probably do that... After all, the devils that have fled here are badly outnumbered...">

<Dragonite: "And they aren't exactly in any position to attempt to flee...">

<Elder!Mienshao #2: "And my kind could probably pick the refugees out from the devils easily enough...">

<Elder!Druddigon #2: "I think we have a solution, then...">

-Calling out to the crowd-

<Elder!Golurk #1: "All persons and Pokemon present will allow themselves to be subjected to testings of their Auras by the Mienshao among us! Those who are found to be innocent of collaboration with Scolipede and Liepard will be allowed to pass through this tower to refuge. All others will be detained in the catacombs to face judgement by them upon their return! All attempted resisters or escapees will be expelled from our territory and attacked if they attempt to return, under any circumstance!">

-To the Scolemis!Dragonite-

<Random!Druddigon #2: "Oh yeah, this is going to be quite something... I can't wait to see you all fry when our lords return... Especially you.">

<Random!Dragonair: "Why would you wish that on them?">

<Random!Druddigon #1: "Yeah, they seem like they just don't want to die!">

<Random!Druddigon #2: "Did you all get hit by falling bricks this morning? Or did you all forget what happened to us during that siege?!">

<Random!Mienfoo #1: "Just leave them be. I'm sure that our lords would probably be the ones who would be able to pick a fate for them better...">

edited 23rd Aug '11 2:51:30 PM by TracerBullet

What did I miss today?

Got to go again. Be back soon.

edited 23rd Aug '11 2:52:49 PM by BadWolf21

We've started the attack on Lanius.

-sends out team, who are quickly separated in the battle-

— -Nylon is fighting a Roserade-

Nylon: -slashing at the Roserade- <This is for all those poor people and Pokemon that your army helped murder!>

-the Roserade starts to fall back-

Roserade: <Ugh...why won't you just die!> -fires a Poison Sting at Nylon, who easily evades it-

Nylon: <Because then I wouldn't be able to do this!> -Aerial Aces the Roserade into unconsciousness-

—

-Vibra finishes tying an Eelektross into a knot- <How boring. You couldn't even put up a fight.> -tosses the Eelektross to one side and looks for another opponent-

—

-Blobble is faced with another Accelgor, who seems to be making good use of his speed-

Blobble: A little closer...

-The Accelgor zips in, and Blobble forms a Protect shield, stopping it cold. As the dazed insect recovers, Blobble blasts him with a Flash Cannon, knocking him out-

Blobble: There we go.

—

Wraith: <And a hug for you, and you, and you, and you, and you...> -is pinballing around the battlefield, crashing into enemy mons and lighting them on fire-

—

Whirl: -knocking out a Tyranitar with a Drain Punch- <You disgust me...>

—

Gyru: -Charge Beams a Tentacruel in the face- <You waste life like this...I almost don't want to become organic, if it means being like you.>

Celadon City

Lake: -Snorts.- <I don't think so!>

Cinder: -Ignites his back.- <YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL US FIRST!>

Quick guys! Give them everything you have! HOLD NOTHING BACK!

-My Pokémon charge at the enemies, attacking them however they can.-

Lake: <Time to take a leaf out of the Duckletts' book...>

-Lake fires Ice Beams at a Dragonite's wings, freezing them and rendering it unable to fly, sending it promptly crashing.-

Woolly: <YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE!>

Unite: <YEAH! NOBODY DOES THAT TO INNOCENTS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!>

-Woolly blasts a Kingdra with Thunderbolt as Unite picks up a Tangrowth then throws it into the nearby ocean.-

Stratus: <Take this!>

-Stratus slashes at several close Pokémon with Dragon Claw, then pounds the floor, setting off an Earthquake that knocks several more of their feet.-

Lanius!Infernape: <YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME, YOU WALKING TREE!>

-The Infernape attempts to take Treeo out with a Flare Blitz, but he blocks it with a well timed Protect.-

Treeo: <NOW, HARRIET!>

-Harriet then swoops down and fiercely drills the Fire monkey with Drill Peck, Knocking him out.-

Dragon Spiral Tower

Scolermis!Dragonite: -Shivers.- <...Eep!>

-Sunny is closing his eyes and focusing when a Gengar appears in front of him-

Lanius!Gengar: <Heh, this'll be easy.>

-the Gengar hurls a Shadow Ball at Sunny, but Shadow leaps in the way before it can hit-

Shadow: <Oh no. Your fight is with me.>

-Shadow charges at the Gengar with a Payback, and Sunny follow is it up with a Psychic, knocking it out instantly-

Seems you two do still know how to work together.

Sunny: <How could we forget?>

-Naida Ice Beams a Salamence duo, while Aurora and another Espeon duke it out with Shadow Ball-

Aurora:<You're gonna pay for what you've done!>

Lanius!Espeon:<Not if we kill you here.>

-Crescent is beating down a Starmie with Payback, who is blasting him with Swift-

Crescent:<It pays to be slow sometimes!>

Lanius!Starmie:<Grr...>

-Zero and Bulbasaur use Dark Pulse and Razor Leaf respectively on a Electavire and Wash Rotom-

Zero:<How does it feel to be beaten by a couple of kids!>

Bulbasaur:<THIS IS FOR MY FRIENDS, YOU MONSTER!>

-Bulbasaur shoots a Solarbeam at the Wash Rotom, sending it flying into other members of Lanius' guard-

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:07:12 PM by strawberryflavored

Muddy: -Uses Hydro Pump on a Magmortar- <Lash this creep!>

Eelektross: -Rams a Pidgeot with Wild Charge- <You've troubled this region for long enough!>

Gaia: -Uses Seed Bomb on a Seismitoad after stomping a Mightyena flat- <After we finish pounding these guys, our way to Lanius will be clear.>

Luxray: -Thunder Fangs a Staraptor in the back of the neck and tosses it aside- <Hopefully this won't take too long.>

Vanilluxe: -Blasts a Nosepass with Flash Cannon-

Hydreigon: -Uses Dragon Pulse on an enemy Hydreigon- <I'm ashamed to even be the same species as you!>

Steel: -Knocks a Tauros into the sea with Iron Tail- <That was for all the people and mons who's lives you've ruined!>

Draca: -Does a barrel roll in midair before sending a Togekiss to the ground with a Dragon Pulse- <We've defeated mons way tougher than you!>

-Everyone else is using various attacks-

-Finishes the hammer, decides to leave it on the ground and walk around the Entralink-

-Somehow I end up in a cave that probably wasn't there in the normal timeline-

-A Reuniclus floats towards Blobble-

Lanius!Reuniclus: <Oh, a fellow Reuniclus. How about some good old species-to-species com—>

-cut short by a Shadow Ball to the back from Wraith- <AUGH!>

-The Reuniclus spins to face Wraith, only to receive a second Shadow Ball from Blobble- <GWAH!>

-finally, Nylon X-Scissors him in the face-

Lanius!Reuniclus: <Unfair...> -passes out-

Blobble: <"Fair," is for idiots like Whirl over there.> -gestures to Whirl, who is Force Palming an Empoleon-

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:16:48 PM by memyselfandI2

-has been following penti out of boredom-

HI PENTI!

Lake: <THIS IS FOR ALL THE PEOPLE AND POKÉMON YOU MURDERED!!!>

-Lake uses Waterfall to shoot over to a bunch of enemy mons. Before they can stop him, he wings his tail around in a circle and knocks them all backwards.-

Lanius!Eelektross: <Your skin will make fine leather!>

-The Eelekross attempts to Wild Charge Lake, but he is blastes with an intense flame, courtesy of Cinder.-

Cinder: <STAY AWAY FROM HIM!>

-The electric type collapses, badly burnt.-

Lake: <...Thanks!>

Cinder: <Least I could do...>

-Elsewhere, Wulfric shoots an Areodatcyl out of the air with an Aura Sphere, while Flare Blaze kicks a Serperior.-

Flare: <WHO WANTS SECONDS?!>

-She then blasts a Tropius with a Flamethrower, knocking the flying dinosaur out of the air, it's Leafy wings burnt to cinders.-

Wulfric: <...You're pretending these guys are Blobble, aren't you?>

Flare: <Well, it helps...>

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:18:09 PM by Luke924

Meter Clan Tunnels

Scratch: <Oh? More humans... you going anywhere in particular?>

-Quite surprised, Daisy seems to be completely silent at walking. And by quite surprised, I mean jump-spin-and-keep-a-hand-on-your-dagger surprised-

Daisy! That was very loud.

-Turns back to where I think I was before-

Now then... Why am I in a cave? There wasn't one here in the normal timeline.

-Hears the Cubone or Marowak-

I'm not sure, but I do have a good feeling about places in Unova. Any place in particular these tunnels go at the moment?

Yes, this is my plan to get to Desert Resort.

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:21:27 PM by Pentigan

Same reason why Palkia is not here and Goggles is not with DS. I am not shocked that there is a cave here now. I bet more surprises then this.

-looks around-

And I don't know.

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:22:46 PM by Lilqueendaisy

-Blobble floats by Flare-

Blobble: <Need I remind you, Flare, I'm happy to take you on any day. But be warned...>

-blasts a nearby Arbok with Psychic-

<I won't hold back.>

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:25:05 PM by memyselfandI2

-A short distance away-

-A large number of landing craft hit the beach, Pokemon rapidly exiting them and disappearing into illusions-

<Serperior: "Are the battalions ready?">

<Magmortar: "Half of our forces are ready to begin marching into Celadon, sir. The other half are still disembarking.">

<Serperior: "Excellent, have the battalions group up in order to flank any large patrols that they encounter on the streets. Also, what on earth is going out in Saffron?">

<Hydreigon: "We are uncertain, though scouts have reported seeing three great birds annihilating all forces that attempt to resist them.">

<Serperior: "Well they're obviously not in league with the ogre, otherwise we'd have heard of them from the first day. And what of that disturbance to the southeast?">

<Blastoise: "It appears to be a clash... We are not fully certain what the nature of it is...">

<Serperior: "Hmm... Well this is the right site for a landing... I wonder...">

-To a Salamence-

<Serperior: "Have a group of aerial scouts fly over and report what the nature of that clash is, report back to me with information regarding what is going on our there.">

<Salamence: "Yes, General.">

-Flies off-

________________

-In the fray to the southeast-

-The Pokemon with us are furiously fighting off our ambushers, barring a small number lying in wait unseen with the 'krows-

-Mike is using Aura Sphere on a Rhyperior-

<Audrey: "You're doing it wrong!">

-Casts an even larger Aura Sphere at an unlucky Haxorus behind the Rhyperior-

<Mike: "... Whoa...">

-Aside, Kammy, Milo, and Pascal are using Blizzard on a large group of Pokemon-

<Kammy: "How do you like this, you sick freaks?!">

<Milo: "Yeah, that'll teach you to fight a war like this!">

<Pascal: "Whatever happened to honor on the battlefield, man?!">

-Further aside, Teala and Nathan are comboing Dragon Claw on a Dragonite struggling to its feet-

<Nathan: "And STAY down!">

<Teala: "Yeah! This goes out to your worthless General!">

Flare: <Oh...I'll be looking forward to it.>

-Flare Brick Breaks a Golem without even turning around.-

Flare: <I'm warning you though. I'm tough.>

-Treeo comes across a Bisharp.-

Lanius!Bisharp: <Allow me to test you,> -Brandishes blades.- <To see you are skilled enough to face my general in a sword-fight.>

Treeo: -Raises his own blades.- <Bring it.>

-The two rush at each other, then begin slashing and parrying with their swords.-

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:26:23 PM by Luke924

- Relic Castle -

- HotStuff has quietly been observing Velvet, having a pretty good idea about what her team mate is thinking about -

HotStuff: <...>

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:26:46 PM by DarkerShining

Blobble: <Please. That isn't how you fight.>

-lifts up a pair of random enemy mons with Psychic and bashes them against each other.-

<This is how you fight.>

—

-Nylon notices Treeo fighting the Bisharp- <Need any help?>

(Marowak) Scratch: <Heh. Somebody actually wants to go within Unova? But yes, we have plenty of tunnels going there. Though I would have thought it more direct to use those evacuation portals in the place you just came from... they all go to cities though.>

<There's a tunnel that comes out at a nice, rocky little shore by the desert. A quiet place to relax, if the Basculin leave you alone. No bugcat patrols.>

Treeo: <Don't worry! All under control...>

-Treeo and the Bisharp expertly slash and parry, neither one able to land a blow to each other.-

Lanuis!Bisharp: <PAH! Your skill are pathetic! How do you expect to beat my general with them?>

Treeo: -Smirks.- <Because I have one thing he doesn't have.>

Lanuis!Bisharp: <And just what is that?>

Treeo: <...Friends. HARRIET!>

-A loud screech erupts from behind the Steel type. The Bisharp turns around just in time to have the form of a fiery bird slam into him, knocking him a fair distance away, defeated.-

Harriet: -Loops back.- <Consider that payback for saving me that time.>

Treeo: -Smiles.- <Fair enough.>

edited 23rd Aug '11 3:32:37 PM by Luke924

-Every Earthquake capable mon I have starts to use the move-

Sirius: -Uses Crunch on a Gengar-

Cobalt: -Uses Psychic on a Machamp- <You chose the wrong side!>

Throh: -Uses Storm Throw on the Aggron from earlier- <You spoke far too soon.>

Kricketune: -Uses X-Scissor to finish off a Cradily- <I suppose I could make a requiem for your souls, but I don't feel like it.>

Garchomp: -Finishes her Earthquake and immediately uses Outrage on a Breloom-

Rampardos: -Uses Zen Headbutt on a Muk and then uses Earthquake on a Levitating Bronzong- <We've had enough of you, cretins!>

-Soon enough, all of the Elite Mooks are either fainted or dead-

I suppose that's the end of that.

Muddy: <Yeah.>

edited 31st Aug '15 1:57:27 AM by rmctagg09

Lovely.

-Waits for Daisy to start going towards the tunnel because, you know, can't see and all-