ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-At Dragonspiral Tower-

<Milo: "N-Nimbasa? That's just north of...">

<Vlad: "No...">

"Hmm... There IS one thing that I can think of... Except... I'm not sure how fast we'd be able to make it work..."

<Nadia: "Where are you going with this, Tracer?">

-Fishes out portal gun-

<Shaun: "Oh!">

"No one said that Napoleon had to conquer a region with anyone in it..."

edited 14th Aug '11 2:42:49 PM by TracerBullet

Egbert: ...Well...
Not exactly.

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

Egbert: As you can see, he's having a bit of a communication problem right now, which is why we're here. It is our job to translate for him.
Speaking of which, he just said "Hi, Daisy. Haven't seen you in a while."

-Riptide is having a nap in the background and snoring quite loudly-

edited 19th Nov '11 6:43:06 PM by Slouch

-Everyone gives Tracer odd looks, not knowing what the Portal Gun is.-

Reshiram: What a strange looking device...

Unite: <...What's that?>

Woolly: <Is it a gun?>

Flare: <Are you saying we should just shoot Napoleon, then?>

Harriet: <I...Don't think it's that sort of gun...>

-Walks out of the restaurant-

I suppose we'll just fly to Mossdeep this time.

-Fishes out a container of Conversion Gel and paints an almost completely flat portion of the wall on the shrine-

<Dragonite: "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!">

"It's for a good purpose, I swear!"

-Generates a pair of portals on the painted portion of the wall-

<Elder!Druddigon #1: "... You made a pair of mirrors...">

"Not quite..."

-Walks through one portal and comes out the other-

<Teala: "OH!">

<Gligar!Vlad: "Whoa...">

<Milo: "... You can do that?!">

<Kat: "How on earth did you-">

"Long story short, this thing lets you take a shortcut between any two points that are painted with that gel... Provided that they're made of the right substance... It works like a charm on anything made of glass, concrete, stone, or drywall... And there doesn't seem to be a range limit for the portals this thing makes."

edited 14th Aug '11 3:02:27 PM by TracerBullet

I HAVE RETURNED!

Have you read the recap yet Meddler? How was camp?

Go here to talk, Meddler.

Slouch you can snap out of it now. And you need to wear pants.

MEDDLER~!

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

Egbert: He says, "I can? How?"

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

Egbert: "Also, I am wearing pants! But how is that even relevant?"

edited 14th Aug '11 3:13:46 PM by Slouch

Yes I read the recap, and camp was awesome, thanks for asking. So. . .has anyone heard from Jane lately? Because AU!Meddler lives in her swamp, which means in order for me to return to writing, we have to get to the swamp.

Woolly: <So it's a gun that shoots holes!>

Unite: <That's...That's insane!>

-Curious, Reshiram walks over and sticks her wing through one of the Portals.-

Reshiram: My goodness. I imagine Zekrom would find this intresting...

Woolly: <Oh! I get what you're saying now, Tracer!>

Wulfric: <Really?>

Flare: <What's he getting at, then?>

Woolly: <Well, if we make one Portal in one region, and another Portal in another, and get everyone to go through it...>

Treeo: <...Everyone?>

Woolly: <Yeah, everyone in Unova!>

...

Flare: <What.>

Harriet: <...Could we do that?>

Wulfric: <It'd be hard...Very hard...>

Unite: <...Not necessarily.>

Flare: <Eh?>

Unite: <Well, what would you rather do? Stay here and get killed horribly, or go to another Region for a while? How would most people and Pokémon answer that question?>

Flare: <...Fair point.>

Wulfric: <Yeah.>

MEDDLER!!!!!!!!!!! -tackle hug-

-Some time later, Luke and I come out of the Mossdeep City Gym after defeating "Tate & Lisa"-

That was a total curb stomp man.

I know. We were awesome.

Cinder: <YEAH! WE SHOWED THEM!!!>

-Cinder breaths a plume of fire into the air in triumph.-

Lake: <Glad you're happy, Cinder.>

Makes a change.

Cinder: <Hey!>

Only joking!

CREWE!!!!!!!! -tackle hugs back- Oh yeah, I'm typing on borrowed time here. Why? Because as I type, I'm in a car going to see RENT live off-Broadway!

-At Dragonspiral Tower-

"There's a couple catches..."

-Paints another flat patch with conversion gel, and shoots an orange portal at it, shifting the orange portal to the new patch-

"One gun can only create one set of portals at a time."

<Iron Marrow: "Also, there's some sort of field that will cause all of the portals nearby to vanish if some numbskull walks through it...">

<Shaun: "Actually... That might be useful... Especially in a situation where one would need to close a portal in a hurry...">

<Elder!Mienshao #1: "But that's only one of these contraptions! How are you going to help an entire region flee with that?">

<Nathan: "Technically, we have two, elder...">

-Fishes out Iron Marrow's portal gun-

<Elder!Golurk #2: "... Just what does that achieve?">

<Nathan: "This.">

-Casts an orange portal at a surface covered by conversion gel, which exposes the space tunnel and opening into the PEFE HQ break room from earlier-

<Teala: "Wait... But that one's different!">

<Milo: "Yeah, why's this one so special?">

<Nathan: "This particular gun opens up into the tunnels that we used to get here first...">

Woolly: <Ooh...>

Reshiram: I could see this working, actually. It's worth giving it a try, at least. If only to prevent more needless slaughter.

Unite: <I'm with Reshiram on this one. It's not like there's anything else we can try.>

-Woolly goes over to the Portal and sticks her head through.

Woolly: <Whoa, this is awesome!>

-Reshiram chuckles as she watches Woolly.-

Unite: <Well, I say it's worth a try.>

-Sits on a bench-

So we've defeated all but one "Gym Leader" in Hoenn, and I'm sure the /b/-tards are taking down the "Elite Four" back home as we speak, so what do we do now?

-having escaped the area of the prison, A and Weavile are standing somewhere where no one would see them-

Weavile: You sure about this?

Yes. I'm not afraid of these thugs, nor will I back down until we have won this.

Weavile: Our plans are right here. That took hours to devise... Agent, are you sure that this is as foolproof as you're convinced it is? We have underestimated them all in the past, and this may be the hardest task to complete.

I am positive. Now, what we came for.

I don't know. When we met you you stopped on your own... Maybe if you don't have someone to translate what your saying you will be normal again.

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

Egbert: "What?! How would that help?"

edited 14th Aug '11 3:57:56 PM by Slouch

-At Dragonspiral Tower-

<Elder!Druddigon #2: "... I don't get it, how do two of those contraptions help?">

"The place where the second one leads to has more where those two came from, along with supplies and help if any of your number get hurt..."

<Dragonite: "... What does that mean?">

<Kammy: "It means that as long as you fight hard, it's virtually impossible for you guys to get defeated in a siege.">

<Mike: "Not that you guys seem like the type that would have a problem with that...">

"Would you mind if I had some help getting some things? There's kinda a lot to take over... Especially if you're going to be evacuating a region..."

<Elder!Mienshao #2: "I think that can be arranged... All hands present, report!">

<All Guards Present: "Yes, elders!">

<Elder!Golurk #1: "Help this human retrieve the materials that he refers to, and report back here when you are finished!">

<All Guards Present: "Yes, elders!">

-Begins filing into PEFE HQ with group... And a group of several dozen Pokemon from Dragonspiral Tower-

Well your pokemon can not translate what you are saying and you need to try to speak.

-Rim tapes egberts mouth shut-

Egbert: ...!
Pardon me, but wouldn't it have been a good idea to ask before doing that?

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

Egbert: "Besides, he still has two other mouths."