ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Ramona: Oh, okay.

-"She puts Lucy back, not realizing that a human JUST USED A POKEMON ATTACK."-

Ramona: Okay, Victor, go get em baby!

-"Victor walks up, annoyed by his trainer."-

Victor: <Well, at least I can beat something up.>

Ramona: Okay, use fire fang!

-"Victor rushes at 9-volt, his mouth igniting with fire."-

-Victor used fire fang!-

Let's all have fun

Ultra Megalopolis

-Hear the loud noise-

Ah fuck.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Ultra Megalopolis

Channah: Now what?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Humilau City

Fatigue getting to him, 9-Volt couldn't evade the attack and was promptly one-shot.

Colton consequently returned him and sent out his Sylveon, something hidden behind her ear.

Said something glowed and a barrage of Pixelated Swift stars went flying at the Herdier.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Ramona: Victor, protect!

-"The normal type threw up a round shield, hoping to block the stars."-

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Banshee Raid

-The cosplayer briefly smiles at Ammy's new disguise-

Guess the obvious one wouldn't count as much of a disguise anyway.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Banshee Raid

"In hindsight, yeah, but Minerva's not that skilled," she explained, wiping her hand across the invisible Zorua before looking at the light coating of sweat. She brushed it off on her chest before nodding that they should resume.

Humilau City

The Swift is Protected against, much to Sylveon's displeasure. <Take your lumps like a man!> She demanded with a Hyper Voice.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-"Victor is hit with the hyper voice and sent flying."-

Ramona: Oh no!

-"Before he hits the water, Victor bites down onto the docks and pulls him self back up."-

Victor: <Don't count me out yet, stupid ghost freak!>

Ramona: Yah, we're still in this. Victor, Iron head!

-"Victors wobbly, and sore but manages to rush forward, a metal coat appearing on his scalp as he runs at the fairy type."-

-Victor used iron head-

Let's all have fun

Humilau City

<Arceus' unholy flank,> Sylveon sighed, ears folding forwards a little before she was rammed. She staggered and picked herself up, gathering some sparkles before letting them out in a Dazzling Gleam.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-"Victor threw up another protect, then ran at sylveon again, this time with an ice fang."-

Edited by OlympianSoul on Feb 4th 2019 at 8:56:39 AM

Let's all have fun

Space Base

-Assume everyone's trying to help?-

-I'm kind of lost but they're doing there best.-

-Lyra is, at the very least, working the controls as fast as she can.-

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Banshee Base

Shaun: "Need to thank Clavis for those T Ms again."

-He steps out of the elevator, bow in hand. Vulpecula and the Armored Arcanine follow.-

Shaun: "On it, Jackal."

-Shaun stows his bow on his back, letting his natural energy collect in his hands and feet.-

Shaun: "Please work..."

-He places a foot on the wall, then his hands. Lifting his body off the ground, he begins walking up the wall, eventually hanging from the ceiling.-

Shaun: "Let's see how many people look up."

-He consults his minimap before crawling away.-

Vulpecula: "Okay."

-She cocks her gauntlets and stalks down the hall, AA leading the way.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Humilau

<You can't hide behind a Protect forever!> Sylveon hollered as she set up more Swift stars to fire at Victor.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-"Victor is pelted by the stars. He's hurt bad."-

Victor: <Damn it... Damn it all... I, I won't lose here!>

-"Victor suddenly starts glowing."-

Ramona: Huh!?

-"Victor forces him self to run forward, his body growing large as he does so."-

Victor: <If I have to go down, then I'll be damn sure that you don't win!>

-"The light explodes and Victor is shown to have evolved into Stoutland."-

-"His body glows a bright wight as he charges Sylveon."-

-Victor used double edge.-

Edited by OlympianSoul on Feb 4th 2019 at 9:43:32 AM

Let's all have fun

Humilau

<Mazel tov!> Sylveon quickly congratulated before she pulled out her Quick Claw from behind her ear, channeled its power and pulled Victor into a Draining Kiss.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Victor: <Why you little!>

-"Victors mouth suddenly sparks up with electricity."-

-Victor used Thunder fang!... Mid drain kiss.-

Let's all have fun

Humilau

As she is not the best at taking physical hits, Sylveon collapses, unconscious.

Colton returned her and threw forth a Pokeball, watching the resident Samurott land, swiftly draw his seamitar and swing it from a distance, sending a bladed Aqua Jet screaming for Victor.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-"The already exhausted Victor sighs as the attack comes at him."-

Victor, deadpan: <Damn it.>

-"The aqua jet strikes him directly knocking the normal type unconscious."-

Ramona: Okay baby, come back.

-"She returns Victor to his ball."-

Ramona: Okay, we've each got 3 left. Let's go, Aya!

-"Ramona throws out her next mon, Aya the Dewott."-

-"Aya blinks then looks at her opponent... The screams in tear."-

Ramona: Aya, use-

-"Aya protectivly fires an ice beam."-

Let's all have fun

Humilau

Helmsman takes the Ice Beam like it was nothing, attempting to hide his chattering teeth by drawing his seamitar, watching it glow blue in a Sacred Sword before he swung it at Aya.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-"Ayas eyes widen as the attack closes in. Then, with all the courage in her little body, she jumps to the side... And dives into the ocean."-

Ramona, eyes sparkling: Cool! Okay, Aya, use revenge! ...Aya?

-"Aya stays under water."-

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Humilau

In one smooth gesture, Helmsman throws up his seamitar and sheathes it before looking over the dock.

Colton piped up. "I'm gonna have to call off the battle here. We're pretty even, not gonna lie."

<Ya okay?!> Helmsman hollered at where Aya splashed.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Castelia, Ren's appartment

-Ren is cooking outside when a shiny Belsprout starts flirting with him, much to Ren's annoyance.-

-Then, with a yell of anger, a cheese wedge comes flying from somewhere off-screen and beans the Belsprout, OHKOing her.-

Cambria:    (♯▼皿▼)   

Ren: O_O;;

Rio: O_O;;

Oscar: O_O;;

Aria: O_O;;

-Cambria stomps over and drops a pokeball on the Belsprout, catching her.-

Ren: -ahem- Was using the hard mozzarella like that really necessary?

Cambria: I would have thrown the rolling pin if I had it. Now I'm going to take Queen Medb here to the center and leave her.

Castelia Center, Later

-The local Nurse Joy speaks to Cambria about the Belsprout.-

Nurse Joy: I see this is you're second Pokémon. Don't worry, we look after her and give you a call to pick her up when she's ready.

-Nurse Joy walks away leaving Cambria and Cu Chulainn at the counter.-

Cambria:    (♯▼皿▼)   

Cu Chulainn: -yipe- O_O;;

-Thus is the story of how Cambria caught her second Pokémon.-

Edited by keys2tkingdom on Feb 5th 2019 at 9:36:40 AM

Why and how is Nana here? That's not important!

She's lounging outside of a Pokemon Center, within sight of a certain young trainer, scarfing down what appears to be several boxes of banana nut muffins. There's an odd....pixelated? Voxelated? Glitched-out? little beast perched on her shoulders, twitching erratically and occasionally clipping through her head. She doesn't seem to mind, though.

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

Celadon City

-I walk into the Pokemon Center, with Piku-chan on my shoulder and a bewildered look on my face...-

Me: It doesn't make much sense. I defeated a Team Rocket Grunt and as a prize, I receive a BOOT? How does that make any sense?

-Just then, I notice the girl trainer sitting OUTSIDE of the Pokemon Center, eating banana nut muffins, and I do a double take.-

Me: Hello. I don't think we've met... I'm Ian. Nice to meet you.

Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on Feb 5th 2019 at 11:03:30 AM

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...

"...Eh? Oh..." She clears her throat, her voice changing from what seemed to be her default, surly tone, into a gentler one. "Hey there, kiddo. Name's Nana. You all alone? Wanna muffin?"

The...being on her shoulder clips through her arm and hits the table. <ã‚§â–¼ ã‚¥ â–·||ぁ>, it gurgles, and she doesn't react to the bizarre sound, only gently lifting the beast back onto her shoulder. "Sorry about her. She's a bit clumsy."

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

Celadon City

Me: Oh, yes please, I would like a muffin. Thank you.

-Just as I reach for the muffin Nana offered me, I notice the mysterious beast on her shoulder, and reach for my Pokedex after putting the boot I won under my arm.-

Me: Who's that Pokemon?

♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...