ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Alonya arrives here, waving casually to Paula-

-Yvan chuckles-

Yvan: Simple. It's not quite my job.

-He bites into a donut-

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-Paula gives a sad wave to Alonya.-

Paula: Hey. Nice seeing you again.

-She takes a sip of water.-

Breeze: <That's about all I can do, sorry. You'll have to talk to someone else about the arm.>

Ever: ...

Zekrom. You stupid wannabe Skywalker...

-he pinches the bridge of his nose, which is kind of weird because he's still wearing the Sceptile disguise-

It's good to have you back.

...You are back, right? You're not going to break my nose again, are you?

-Liam-

Ever: ...Oh, uh. Lucius isn't the only one in the room down a limb. I've got kind of a weird prosthetic, it does things like that sometimes.

Breeze: <Also if you apply enough psychic force to it it'll start making Psychic Terrain!>

Ever: What?

Breeze: <What?>

Nurture: <Okay! I'm cultivarAviatrix!>

Sam: Stop...fraternizing...oh, what's the use? Come on, we gotta go...

-dragging himself to his feet, he and Sam hop onto Nurture, who takes off-

Nurture: <See you around! ^_^>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Alonya: You too.

-tilts her head-

You seem down. Something the matter?

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Basket: -leafwings farewell, then returns to the Stormchaser-

Professor Banana: -presses a button, deactivating the obstacle course-

Well, we're done here. Thank you for your time.

Next on the list, I need to find a Hippopotas...

PEFEgon: -blips around, biting everybody-

torrent!

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Paula: ...Well, I went on that mission that Scarlette girl led. Talk about a colossal failure.

-Paula sighs-

Squealer: <Oh, huh, wonder what's up with this alternately-colored one above the rooftop...>

He presses the 7F button.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Alonya: -gets noticeaby nervous- Really? I mean I'm not suprised but... What happened?

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-Lucius looks up at Ever.-

Lucius: ...No. As in, no, I'm not gonna break your nose again.

-He bows his head.-

Lucius: I... I'm sorry. Sorry for all of this. I assumed the worst of you, and that brought out the worst in me. I... I...

-He collapses into sobs.-

Liam: ...I think that's all you're gonna g-get out of him tonight.

-...-

Liam: Um, if you've got cool p-prosthetics, though, I'm all ears! I mean, m-maybe don't talk about them now, but you can just have your friend in grey s-send me the blueprints or we can arrange a pickup in person or s-s-something.

edited 30th Apr '18 8:01:59 PM by Herbert40k

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Ding!-Dong!

Human Woman: ~Hello, and welcome to the Ersatz Alliance!~ ♥

~How may I help you?~

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Brynhilde: "Better. ...Improving."

They nod.

"From what I am told, having participated in a raid like this makes you a member of the team whether you like it or not."

They glance out over the horizon.

"So we shall see."

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Artoria frowns at Shiki. "Why are you here, then?"

Shiki: ~Our trainer's... instructor, of sorts, wished our presence. For what... I'm not certain.~

Artoria: "... Huh."

'Shiki: ~She herself is busy in Unova with the Whimsur problem.~

Artoria: "I remember that, yes."

Shiki: ~The Klinklang is Archimedes. Or Caster, if you prefer.~

Artoria: "Caster...?"

Shiki: ~A long story involving my trainer's Decidueye and an April Fools prank that stuck.~

Artoria: "... Lovely."

Natalie: "I believe this is an opportune moment for an 'I told you so'."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Paula idly waves to Natalie.-

Paula: Fuckin'... yeah, definitely "told you so". The girl brought down the whole building on us. Would've liked to have gotten that fuckin' memo. All she even managed to do with the damn thing was kill herself instead. Give it up for Miss Anemos, everyone!

-She mimes applause, as well as she can without spilling her cup of water.-

Alonya: -looking noticeably unsettled- She... She really...

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Basil: -huffs in sympathy with Talbain and makes some vague clicking noises with his teeth and shakes his head-

Titus: -diplomatically, to Ammy- <Ahhh. That's basically everyone I know, including me! But Basil agrees, says your trainer don't seem like he's got a big ego.>

Channah: -to Colt- Yeah, being captured sucks. You uh, need anything?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Squealer: <Oh? Cool! Maybe you can help me find something to help with setting up a surprise date?>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Jessica: "You know, we have a few hours before we get back to Lilycove."

Shaun: "Yeah. I figured I'd make some popcorn and we could watch tv together."

Jessica: "I have a better idea..."

-She grabs Shaun's jacket and pulls herself closer to him, eyes sharp as she licks her lips.-

Shaun: "..."

"Midna, out."

-A Froslass appears from his shadow and leaves the room.-

Shaun: "Now, what was that you mentioned at the Iron Base?"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

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Just glad you're back...

-Leans back into a convenient chair and sighs-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

The group was teleported into the stormchaser, Hacks rushing over to check on Silas and finding a revive potion in his bag, spritzing it and hoping Silas would wake up.

Silas did, though his body felt incredibly sore, <Gaaaaah... I got it...>

"What's it like?"

<Need to test i->

Silas noticed his surroundings, <Why are we on the Stormchaser?>

-Basket enters-

Basket: <Hey Tagg! What's our status?>

-sees Channah-

Basket: <Oh, hi. Have we met? I'm Basket.>

Human Woman: ~oooh, surprises are fun! And I bet our new Summer Collection has exactly what you're looking for!~

-she leads Squealer to a section with picnic baskets, umbrellas, coolers, and similar objects-

~Might I suggest a Picnic Blanket of Holding?~

-she demonstrates, dropping a large pile of coolers on top of a table, then rolling up the table cloth into a portable roll-

~Who's the lucky couple anyways?~

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Ever: Heh. I'm not sure if I've exactly got the power to absolve you, but, like...yeah. Good to have you back.

-satisfied that he is not about to be sucker-punched, he removes the Sceptile disguise, flashing Tagg a wry smile and Liam a more awkward one-

Ever: Oh, mine's not actually her work. Though I wouldn't put it past her to figure out how to duplicate it... But yeah, hit her up, I'm sure she'd love to talk shop.

Breeze: <You could also use a friendly mon as a prosthetic until you can find something better!>

Ever: (innocently) Who would ever do that?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Paula nods-

Paula: She really. Bet Aulstyne's proud of her now. Fuckin'... she didn't even manage to take down any J-Teamers with her, far as I know. Like, if anyone else was caught in that rubble, it was probably one of our own. Shard did something to that Lucius boy, and nobody brought back his body, either.

-She finishes off her drink-

Artoria: "Um, at risk of seeming like a hypocrite to my sister, shall we continue this conversation on board? We're leaving soon."

Shiki: ~... I suppose. Archimedes, we're boarding.~

Archimedes: <A chance to study this marvel of engineering from the inside? I would greatly appreciate that.>

Natalie frowns. "Regrettable, though ultimately unsurprising. When embarking on a quest for revenge, it's best to dig an extra grave. Hopefully she'll have done something other than galvanize the J-team against us."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Squealer: <Ooh, that's cool! I'll take one of those!>

<And oh, I need to see if they'll do it, but potentially a guy who's a bit of a schemer named Izaya, a guy who's apparently got super strength named Shizuo, and maybe another person whose arm I fainted on who's really good at texting named Ever!>

edited 30th Apr '18 8:36:13 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Alonya: -yep she's straight-up mortified- Lucius... No, he was my-

-remembers her present company and attempts to regain her composure-

It's... Tragic, certainly... They probably didn't know what they were up against.

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Natalie: "Unlikely. Very little prepares one for the J-team, from my experience with them."

"Though if they didn't find a body, I'd assume he's alive. More often than not a safe assumption."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.