Stormchaser

Lila: Wait... Aren't you the egg prophet from April fools? How come you're here? Wait... You're their mum? I'm so confused...

-sighs-

This place is super weird.

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

 Stormchaser, past 

-To Channah-

Okay, let's go then.

 [Aomori City] analogue, past 

-In the shadow of a certain bridge-

So how are you finding the place?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-"Homer watches La run off and sighs."-

Homer: Dude, I better be getting a paying job here. -pulls his pokeballs out- Oi, come on out.

-"Homer tosses out his mons, cheerful pops echoing throughout the room. Unlike everybody ells, Zags lands on his stomach, sleeping."-

Homer: Look around, but don't make a mess of things.

Mokuba: <YOU'RE RULER NEED ROYAL GARBS!>

-"Mokuba rushes towards a mannequin and hits it with his bone club, letting out a war cry."-

Mokuba: <TO BATTLE MY COMRADS!> -rushes off to "shop" for clothes-

Morrigan, chasing after Mokuba: <Mokuba, we can't make a mess, we'll get in trouble.>

-"Homer lets out a sigh of annoyance."-

Homer, to his Umbreon: Anubis, watch the kids.

Anubis, nodding in understanding: <Yes sir, I'll keep them undercontro->

-"Before he can finish, Freyja, the eevee, starts trying to cuddle."-

Freyja, with no conscious of personal space: <spend time with me Anny, pwease.>

Anubis, holding the eevee at arms length: -annoyed sigh- <I guess I have three children to deal with now.>

Melly: <You're the same age.>

Zags, in his sleep: <*snore* mmmm, tacos.> -starts eating a shirt-

-"Anubis, with Freyja following him, leaves to watch the child mons."-

-"Homer notices a fedora on the rack."-

Homer, to him self: Well, I don't really care what these people want -picks the hat up- as long as I get paid, we're good.

-"Homer sets the hat on his head and... is sent flying into a clothing rack by the fedora EXSPLODIN"-

Homer, clothes falling over him: ...~why?~

Let's all have fun

-Spectrum perks up.-

Spectrum: <Whoops, gotta go! Nice meeting you!>

---

Kai: Oh, yeah, no worries. I can—

-She's interrupted by Spectrum rocketing in and scooping up both Kai and Brie, with Brie in the front. Kai squeaks and instinctively clings to Brie.-

Spectrum: <All aboard!>

Kai: ...Or you could just carry us both too that works

-Spectrum beams-

Spectrum: <Lead the way~>

A Yveltal-shrouded Mimikyu is arguing with s Neo-Grimleal's Haunter.

Someone might take interest?

Artoria (with or without Corrin) and Mordred are sitting in a room.

Mordred: "You know, Artoria, in a sense we're magical girls."

Artoria: "... What?"

Mordred: "Well, we spend most of our time as humans because thumbs are useful, right? But then we get into a fight and we go through a transformation sequence, getting more power, and then we beat up things up to and including eldritch abominations with wave motion beams."

Artoria: "... Okay." -She gives Mordred a disappointed look.-

Mordred: "Why are you silently booing me? I'm right."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Corrin blinks-

Corrin: ...I get the sense that there's some layer of this that I don't get, but you're not wrong?

Ever: Egg prophet?

-he hums softly-

The best defense against being caught in a lie is not to tell one. Good work.

-he gives Aphrodite a pleasant smile-

Ever: They seemed interested and followed me through. Meanwhile, what brings you here?

Cya around!

-...-

Avery: I need my eyes checked. And also my ears.

Naaaaah.

Avery: My epistemology could probably use a once-over.

-Facade giggles, and an illusion folds over her, replacing her form with that of a Trapinch-

I think you're just taking this a little too seriously!

Avery: ...I need to be doing something with my day.

I've been saying that!

Avery: Please no rainbows right now.

Homophobia!

Avery: ...

Fine, I'll stop.

-Facade yips-

Avery: Come on, let's get down.

-she sends out a Sableye-

Avery: Optics, mind getting us down?

Optics: <...>

-he rubs his claws together, and then all three vanish into a growing shadow provided by Facade-

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Brie: Aaaack!

-she clings to Spectrum for dear life-

Okay, this works too! Good luck, Atlantis.

Atlantis: <Have fun!>

-as the two fly off, a Claydol appears, before clicking away with Atlantis-

Brie: ...She had my phone.

-...-

Brie: Anyway! Westward! ^_^

-she points below as Spectrum flies-

Brie: So, we're flying over one of the major residential areas. I live down there, it's nice, not too far from the train station, plenty of good places to eat...

We'll be getting to the Gym soon, and you've probably heard stories about it, huh?

-she winks at Kai. Her hair, being tied back, does not actually flap into her face-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-"Homer, wobbly, gets to his feet and dust him self off."-

Homer: Okay, exploding hats, that's a new one. -shouting- Hey, nobody touch anythi- oh my god!

-"Just then, Homer notices that Zagreus is getting punched in the face by a button up, white polo shirt."-

Zags, as he's being punched: <This isn't a taco, this isn't a taco!>

Melly: <I can't help but feel that this karma, and mostly just a show for my amusement.>

-"As she's saying this cargo shorts start shooting out of the racks at the Alakazam... and igniting."-

Melly, getting hit by pants on fire: <Ow, the fuck dude!?>

Homer: Okay, just no. Zags, hypnosis! Melly dazzling gleam!

-"The mons use their attacks, a bright blast of light firing at the shorts and a ring of psychic energy at the shirt respectively. The half pants fall to the ground, torn up, while the polo shirt stops moving."-

Homer: Okay, let's find the others and-

-"Then more shirts come to the "sleeping" polo and fuse to form a giant shirt monster."-

Zags: <Homer, it leveled up!>

Homer: Seriously, where's the manager?

-"Meanwhile, in sporting goods."-

Anubis, holding Freyja away: <What was that noise?>

Freyja: <The sound of my never ending love?!>

Anubis: <No> -.-

-"Mokuba and Morrigan are running around when they accidently knock over a mannequin dressed as a wizard."-

Mor, scared: <''Oh no, I'm sorry Mr. Wizard.>

Mokuba, picking up the wizards hat: <Hey Mor, wanna try this on?>

Mor, nervous: <I don't know.>

Mokuba: <Don't worry, what could happen?>

-"the small misdreavus looks at her cubone friend for a bit, then slips the wizards hat onto her head... the hat then falls down, engulfing Morrigan in it and lands on the ground with a puff."-

Mokuba: <...Mor?> -lifts up the hat- <Mor?> -Looks in the hat- <ANUBIS?!>

Let's all have fun

-Spectrum flies as directed. Meanwhile, Kai is winked at, and blushes.-

-Usually she's the one doing the winking.-

Kai: Ah, heh, yeah, I have heard about the gym. I mean, I did come around here just for a couple days and challenged it however many years back, and uh, yeah. Yes. Also Diane mentioned she proposed to Skye in front of it so y'know.

Mordred: "... Corrin doesn't get Magical Girls does she."

Artoria: "Somehow I doubt it..."

Mordred: "Y'know, Manaketes are also Magical Girls."

Artoria: "By the same logic I suppose, yes."

Mordred: "... We should probably explain to Corrin what we're talking about."

Artoria: "... That might be helpful."

Mordred rushes out to... do something.

F!Robin is standing outside Mauville, a bit off the road, Takumi's ball in hand.

F!Robin: "Well. Let's see what we have to work with."

She sends out first her team, and then Takumi himself.

Hopefully this doesn't result in murderfication.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Stormchaser

Lila: -to ever- Nothing you need to worry about, just some April fools madness! That there person took us all to this this weird egg cave and there was a huge eggsecutor!

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

-"The shirt monster lets out a blood curddeling roar and grabs Zags in its... tendrils? yeah, we'll go with tendrils."-

Zagreus: <I'm a go to sleep now.> -starts snoring-

-"the monster starts bashing Zags against the ground and tossing him around like a rag doll."-

Homer: Melinoe, use-

-"Before Homer can speak another fedora lands on him, and explodes. The information broker is sent flying again, into a rack of oddly colored scarves."-

Melly, to Homer: <Alright douche bag, tell me what to do... Homer?> -looks around for her trainer- <...Where you at?>

-"Zags is still getting pummeled by the shirt monster."-

-"Far away from the two, Homer starts to untangle himself from the scarves."-

Homer: <Dammit, I need freaken drink after this.>

-"Homer stands and notices something odd about his surroundings."-

Homer: <Dude... why's everything so huge? What did I get sent to the jumbo section or something?>

-"Homer starts walking when he notices a small pichu walking by him."-

Homer: <Oh, hey there little fella, what are you... wait a minute.>

-"Homer looks up, then down, the pichu copying his every movement. It's then that he knew he was looking in a mirror."-

Homer: <............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. dude, da fuck?>

Let's all have fun

Aphrodite: -gives Ever and her kids a Look™️, but sighs-

I'm here to help a certain Alli Amarin get her frieinds back from an interdimensional snag.

-hearing Lila, sighing again-

Right, you were here for that debacle... I still have a hanger-on from that.

-She sends out an Alolan Exeggutor-

Eggdrasil: <ALL HAIL>

-The Weed Team is here too-

-Takumi is sent out-

Takumi:    <I! AM! BETRAYAL!>   

-Cocks his head curiously at F!Robin and the Weed Team-

   <Betrayal?>   

-La enters with a beer-

-He sees the chaos-

-He stares-

-He starts chugging the beer-

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Channah: -takes a picture of the scenery- 's nice. What's that big triangular building?

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There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Ever: ...Welp.

Good luck getting your friend's friends back, I suppose.

-Brie squeaks, and reorients herself to face forward to hide her own blush-

Brie: Aww, that's really sweet! This is definitely the spot for it~

-she grins, though Kai probably can't see it, it's clear in her voice-

Brie: I only got around to challenging it after I came back from Johto, and by that point it wasn't super hard. Sort of the upside of being a monotype trainer; some of the Gyms just go by really fast. So now I have a Rainbow Badge~!

I had the worst crush on her as a kid. Which I'm pretty sure is not unusual but.

-she holds out her Rainbow Badge as they fly over the Gym, making it sparkle dramatically in the sunlight-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

 [Aomori City], past 

-To Channah-

Oh, that's just the Tourist Center.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Kai giggles a bit, less able to hide her own blush considering the circumstances.-

Kai: I think the vast majority of the Gym Trainers there have crushes on her, you're definitely far from alone.

-She unpins her own Rainbow Badge from the inside of her coat (rather precariously, seeing as they're flying) and holds it up as well.-

-Spectrum, of course, adds her own rainbowy flames around them. For effect.-

-Corrin blinks-

Corrin: ...I'm definitely lost.

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Channah: Ah, alright. Anything you wanted to do?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Mordred returns, carrying a case of DVDs.

Artoria: "... You still have those?"

Mordred: "Yep!"

Artoria: "Wait, is... are you planning to just have Corrin watch a magical girl show to explain it?"

Mordred: -putting one of the discs into a dvd player.- "Yep!"

"... If you're alright with that, Corrin."

Artoria: "Oh Arceus..."

F!Robin: "Well i was hoping that wouldn't be the only thing he could say. We can work with this, though."

"Well, since from a cursory glance through this worlds archives, barring access to a minor god, it seems that establishing a rapport is the best way to fix what has been done to you... invisible ties, and all that."

Mira: ~L i t t l e h e a r t s~

F!Robin: "What?"

Mira: ~... Oh, nothing.~

F!Robin turns to the Weed Team. "Any advice? You all know him."

Kasumi and F!Grima are standing atop Mt. Chimney. The former is visibly discomforted.

Kasumi: "Uh, why are we here?"

F!Grima: "   Leading a cult is as much about presentation as it is substance, my herald. The insects must know what glorious purpose they serve, but also their place.   "

Kasumi: "I'll admit this has a very supervillain-ey aesthetic to it, but, uh, that doesn't actually explain why we're here.."

F!Grima.: "   The presence of so many heroes from my world is a setback, as is the apparent lack of most of my power. We must proceed with caution, and with a plan. We cannot abide by the surety of prophecy here. And... there is the other. That facsimile of another me.   "

Kasumi: "I dunno, he seemed pretty big scary dragon-ey to me."

F!Grima: "   No version of me would side with the insects against my purpose. He cannot truly be me, though I fail to see at this time another explanation. Whatever he may be, he will die with the others.   "

Kasumi: "As you say. Right."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

 [Aomori City], past 

-Pacing-

Well there's trying the local food, or that art museum, or those ruins I mentioned.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Channah: Uh... Ruins sound good.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Brie: Hee, yeah.

---

-on the ground, two girls are walking along. One has black shoes, the other has black hair-

-in point of fact, both have black shoes and black hair. But that's not the point-

Black Hair: —I'm just saying, if we're just taking it apart anyway, what's the point in renovating it?

Black Shoes: Uh-huh...

-she's a little distracted from Black Hair's words by her voice-

-and face-

-their Pokemon are walking alongside, or in one of their cases, hopping-

Spoink: -bounce, bounce- <She's going to chicken out.>

Parasect: <You don't know that.>

Spoink: -bounce, bounce- <Even if I couldn't feel it in her biorhythms? Come on, we're in front of the Celadon Gym. If you can't spit it out here, you can't spit it out anywhere.>

Parasect: <This is why it's easier to reproduce by parasitizing a host organism.>

Spoink: -bounce- <Whatever you say.>

-Black Hair pauses for a moment in her complaints, and Black Shoes speaks up-

Black Shoes: Hey, um—

-but very quietly, and Black Hair doesn't really notice, gesturing at the two Pokemon-

Black Hair: Hey, do you ever wonder what they're talking about?

-it's at this point that the triple rainbow signal appears in the sky above the Celadon Gym-

Black Hair: Ooh, rainbow.

-she turns back to Black Shoes-

I just think it would be really cool if we could understand them, don't—

Black Shoes: I really like you.

-...-

Spoink: -bounce- <Well, damn.>

Black Shoes: And I have for a while now.

-Black Hair blinks. Black Shoes stares at her, nervously-

-Black Hair reaches out a hand, slipping it into the other girl's-

Parasect: <You know, couldn't you have made that easier on both of them?>

Spoink: -bounce, bounce- <It would take all the fun out of it.>

-and the group walks along, Black Shoes leaning on Black Hair's shoulder, both of them grinning-

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Brie: Oh, Spectrum! There's the fountain!

-she points almost straight ahead-

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Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Aphrodite: Thank you. Rod, Laura, behave yourselves with the J-Team, alright?

-She and Eggdrasil head off-

Rod: ...That was close.

Laura: -to Ever- Thanks for the help!

Setsuna: <Lord Takumi always loved archery practice...>

Azama: <As amusing as it would be otherwise I think we should give him non-living targets for now.>

Takumi:    <Betrayal!>   

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 Ruin Museum, past 

-Looking at what appears to be some sort of burial pot for children-

It's always pretty interesting to look at stuff from this long ago, don't you think?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Kai smiles, idly watching the new couple below. Spectrum, meanwhile, goes into a dive toward the fountain-

-Corrin blinks. And blinks again.-

Corrin: Uh... sure?

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