ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Rabbid!Megan: (...)

(...?)

Pollen: <Nope. Don't see anything.>

Megan: Drat...

-hearing Pent- ...true. Say, why have we just run into duplicates of us, and not like the other J-Teamers or anyone else?

(oh, there she is)

Rabbid!Megan: BWAAAAAAAAAA—

-splat-

Rabbid!Megan: -muffled- bwah

Pippy: <...er, seconding Daydre. What did it do?>

Thespi: -shrieking- <IT'S A TRA—>

-party-

<—p? Um.>

Plusle: <Now this is my kinda party!>

Minun: <...> -sorta peeks out meekly from behind Plusle-

Tripod: -Charge sparkles!- ^-^-^

-everyone still backs up a bit, to float almost back-to-back, facing the minions and Ratigan-

Thespi: -to Basil- <...so is this like an anniversary thing between you guys? And that "drat" was because you like forgot a present or something? Or...is this a trap? Just wanna clarify...>

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Interrogation Time

Ceal: <...>

-sliding up to the Barbaracle- <S-so.>

<W-we h-have s-some q-questions f-for you.>

-perhaps not the most intimidating start-

Chrom: <I'm...not entirely certain, myself. Apparently this could be solely due to the current situation here, but something stinks of foul play...>

<Namely, all of us here instead of in Ylisse.>

<...Lissa, Donnel, Gregor, and Yarne are here as well, incidentally.>

edited 7th Mar '18 3:46:23 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Ereth: <Er... hold on...>

-grabs the Barbaracle-

<Talk!>

Enzo: <Oh for crying out loud, ya gotta throttle 'em!>

-Ereth shakes the Barbaracle-

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Marina: <...Thank you?>

Volcarona!Ammy: -sneers- <...Nice ambush.>

Dr. Multiman: Bad news is some of your more out-there and more importantly unauthorized antics are disruptive to the main airship. Good news is you're still good at your job, so we're going to let you have your own base where you can do your own thing!

edited 7th Mar '18 4:10:48 PM by Umbramatic

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"...oh. I don't know if I should feel insulted or honoured. Best not to look a gift Ponyta in the mouth."

He begins shaking Multiman's hand vigorously.

"Thank you so much sir for this opportunity. I won't let you down. I'll start scouting for a lot right away!"

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Fusewheel Fortress

Deziree: It turned me human! Or back into a Pokemon. Look, just, it'll make more sense if I show you. I made it better! But I need it! It's mine, and I can't just make up another!

-She starts getting jittery again.-

Deziree: If one of those little gremlins took it, then we need to find it before they break it or worse! Breaks I can fix. Destruction or glitches, I can't!

F!Robin nods. "Chrom has the right of it. After felling the dark dragon Grima, I woke up in this world. Others of the Sheperds, and others, such as Princes Ryoma and Xander," she waves the two up, who bow to Lucina. This is somewhat awkward for Xander, given that he is a snake. "and their sister, Princess Corrin, who we are attempting to find, have also arrived here."

Xander: <A pleasure to make your acquaintance. I am Xander, Crown Prince of Nohr.>

Ryoma: <And I am Prince Ryoma, of Hoshito.>

Cynthia: "Hi! I'm Cynthia, pegasus knight! I fly like a bird, and strike like a bolt of lightning!" -She poses dramatically, or at least tries as best she can in the hugpile.-

Morgan pokes his head out. "I'm Morgan, another tactician of Ylisse! It... seems to run in the family."

F!Robin: "You... wouldn't happen to know anyone with a phone, would you?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

The Barbaracle is shaken.

Barbaracle: <Okay! Okay! I was the one who ate all the powdered cookies!>

Dawson: <Er, we wanted to know if you knew anything about Ratigan.>

Barbaracle: <...Will you let us go if I tell you where his hideout?>

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Basil: <...Did you think we were secretly lovers? Of course it's a trap!>

Ratigan: <Oh, Basil, and you, Volcarona. What makes you say that? In fact, I bet we're going to get along splendidly.>

Basil: <Hmph, like I'd do that after what you're planning to do to the queen with that tiara!>

Ratigan goes to put an arm around Basil, removing his hat and patting his head.

Ratigan: <Oh, Basil, you really think I'd try that again so soon after you->

His eyes flash with anger but he then calms down.

Basil hmphs.

Basil: <Truth be told, I had my doubts, but I couldn't see what else you would->

<...>

<Everyone get->

Before Basil can slip out of his grasp, Ratigan places a tiara on Basil's head.

Basil begins to scream a sustained note while Ratigan moves to try and get him out of there.

edited 7th Mar '18 5:04:53 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Pippy: <Oh-oh my. That is—very impressive, shall we start searching immediately?>

Megan: -picking up Rabbid!Megan- If they have it, we might be able to find them anyways—we're on a quest to...mitigate the damage from this incursion.

Rabbid!Megan: Bwah! ^w^

Thespi: -indignantly- <It could be both!>

   -tiara-   

-utterly horrified- <—It's-it's not both! It's not!>

-she is frozen in horror-

Plusle: <Okay what the fuck>

Tripod: -wide-eyed shock, a moment of rapid processing, then-

-a shriek of raw, utter rage-

Tripod used Metal Sound!

Plusle: -covering her ears- <Rrraugh! What?!>

Minun: -winces at the sound, but doesn't take her eyes off of Ratigan-

-she lunges, trying to get close enough to Nuzzle him-

Interrogation Progressing

Ceal: <Oh, th-that'd be very nice, yes.>

edited 7th Mar '18 5:36:26 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

So it's like the armbands and the scarves?

"Oh, shit, that sounds bad.. We better get looking for it. Foxmons have good senses of smell right? Maybe I could get Rowan to smell for it or something like that."

off the shits

Dr. Multiman: I've already found you a good spot! You're fond of this universe's Kalos, correct?

-The combined attacks from AU!Shaun's mons do a great deal of damage to Patrick's-

Patrick: He was shadowed for a reason! Now let us finish our job!

Shizuo: For all your rambling I don't care about why you're after us, so you might as well SHUT UP!

-he tosses Bubble Buddy and Star Kid at Patrick and his grunts with incredible force-

-Star Kid pinball-ricochets off the Falchion Grunts, while Bubble Buddy beans Patrick in the face and sends him sprawling-

Star Kid: -Breaks to reveal their core- <Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!>

Bubble Buddy: <Ow! Fuck! Was that really necessar->

-Starts glowing-

-Meanwhile the SATWHUL descends and almost crushes a few grunts-

Alex: Get on!

Reina: Pent has an excellent point... If we can find a Rabbid like you, they're probably a key candidate for having your Bracelet.

Volcarona!Ammy: <Oh no you don't!>

-Bug Buzzes Ratigan; Marina attempts to Psychic the tiara off-

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Enzo: <Only if you promise to not tell them about me, capeesh?>

edited 7th Mar '18 6:23:43 PM by Umbramatic

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Lucina: "I have several questions."

-She nods at the princes.-

Lucina: "A pleasure to meet you. I am Lucina, princess of Ylisse."

"A phone, Mother? Like...this?"

-She holds out a Nokia-style flip phone.-

Sumia: <Luci...what happened to your armor?>

Lucina: "Oh, it's in this room. Why? Do you not like this outfit?"

-Her bunny ears droop...-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

"Oh that sounds excellent sir. Kalos is perfect. I'll leave right away and get started."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Fusewheel Forest

Deziree: One like... me? Well, I mean, if there was a little crazy version of me, there'd be explosions-

*BWOOOOOOOM*

-A concussive blast shakes the trees and leaves nearby.-

Deziree: Okay now wait a minute.

Mt Lanakilla Pokemon Center

Iggy:And that's what happened!

-Lane is sitting with his mouth agape-

...Papa?

-She tilts her head-

-A Poipole wrapped in a fuzzy blanket also tilts their head-

Lane:That's...I've never...ah-

Hugo:<C'mon, boy, breath. Use your words.>

-Lane takes a deep breath in-

-Deep breath out-

Lane:First things first...can you even understand...an...Ultra Beast...?

Poipole:-suddenly-{<I have gained implicit knowledge of your simplelaguage system collectively known by the populace as "Monese". I have internalized said knowledge and->}

-Beat-

-They look up at Iggy-

{<You have stopped applying a pleasurable force to the top of my head human. Why have you stoped with the warm offerings of that which you called petting>}

-Iggy is a surprise-

Iggy:You talk! And with a lil squeaky voice! :o

Poipole:{<I do speak yes now if I may resume the usual businessess.>}

Iggy:You wanna stay with me? :D

Poipole:{<Will I recive more of the small handed head preassure?>}

-Iggy nodnodnodnods-

{<I see.>}

-Nodnodnodnod-

{<Then I, Tamenfree of the 5th Realm shall->}

Iggy:Eeeeeee~

-Hugs!-

Thanks Tam~

Tam:...{<Tam works as well.>}

-Meanwhile-

Lane: [@]_[@]

I...buh...

Hugo:<I must say...she picks up Pokemon like her adoptive aunt.>

Lane:Hugo pls. i'm still processing this.

Beanie rushes on almost immediately.

Soujin recalls Orlok and hurries to get on.

Barbaracle: <Okay, okay, sure! It's at [gives a location]>

Dawson: <Hm... I think I know how to get us there!>

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Ratigan gets struck by the Metal Sound of hate as well as the Bug Buzz, so is in bad shape. His dark type makes it a bit hard for Marina to get a handle on it, however, and he rushes off.

He notices that Basil is still screaming, so gives a whistle.

A song starts playing on a record that looks like it was set up for something else, drowning out the sound around everyone, including Basil's screaming.

The Togedemaru gets in the way of the Minun, his Lightning Rod absorbing the Nuzzle and allowing him to strike back with a Thunderbolt of his own.

Fidget tries getting in the way of Ammy.

Fidget: <You're not getting through this time, Sister!>

He tries shooting an Air Slash at her.

edited 7th Mar '18 7:13:11 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Pinwheel Forest

“Not responsible for that one,” Colt defended as he drew Pot Shot and Helmsman’s Pokéball, throwing him the Orange Scarf.

The new face in front of his was a visage full of vivaciousness and wind-blown hair that he wore rather well. His attire consisted of a shirt with a cresting tsunami, worn over a pair of compression pants much like Rei had.

The mustache his species was known for was there, if a bit less pronounced. In a belt loop compression pants typically didn’t have were his seamitars’ substitutions - a single katana with an inexplicable orange zip-tie on the harness and a sheath with a similar color to the seamitars he used to possess.

He hefted Category 5. “Let’s find ‘em!” He goaded.

Colt rolled his eyes and went with his shapeshifted starter towards the carnage.

Whittington

Amaterasu is with the group confronting the pirates but never said anything, yep. Don’t as - what is 聞 doing on your shirt, Ammy?

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Shaun whistles. Typhoon and Luka break away from their foes and Surf towards the airship, Solarfax gallops towards the airship, Shaun on his back.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Beat-

Down: <Rather decisive, isn't she?>

-Beat-

-Ignoring the weather'y comment for the moment, Down turns to Mul-

<...You used to be human, correct?>

Shinobi: <Impressive. Wonder what this place was used for back in the day...>

-To Mandrake- <It'd hardly be an adventure if we didn't have to deal with them! But I guess you could always go Solid Snake with those boxes?>

-He jokingly indicates one of the rooms they passed-

Silas and Hacks follow, <So what entails here in High Hrothgar?>

Pippy: -staring blankly into space- <...Arceus above...we're dead. We're all dead. Azelf help us...>

Megan: -glances quizzically at Pippy, and applies a comforting pat-

Pippy: <...oh what am I saying, we'll be fine, ha ha ha, we've got the original on our side...Megan, please stay behind me.>

Rabbid!Megan: Bwaaaaaaah! ^w^

-and they turn to go in the direction of the explosion-

-the Thunderbolt is taken harmlessly by the Minun's Volt Absorb...before being whisked off and grounded by the Plusle's own Lightningrod-

Minun: <...shit. Stalemate.>

<...>

<...ah.>

-and she attempts to grab the Togedamaru and force a new pattern into their being-

Minun used Entrainment!

Plusle: -shaking off the rage, absorbing the lightning bolt- <Wh-hey!>

-seeing the Minun doing her thing, she works up an Agility and darts after Ratigan-

Tripod: -the screech has died down to a determined hum-

-they think for a moment, seeing the positioning of the other enemies, the chance that certain moves might be intercepted, take a moment to appreciate the villain music...and decide to blast it all, just to be sure-

-both of the bunnies are immune, anyways-

-they Discharge in a wide, crackling cone ahead, attempting to fill the space, trying to avoid hitting Ammy or Marina-

Tripod: -advancing and playing, determinedly, as a recording from who knows where- ~Goodbye, so soon, and isn't this a crime~~

~We know by now that time knows how to fly~

-Thespi...backs away from the mayhem, looking distressed-

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Interrogation Progressing

Ceal: <E-excellent! Let's get...going...>

-looking around- <...where's the air team?>

Chrom: -to Lucina- <It's...a bit...>

<...Robin? Sumia? What do you think?>

-he backs away a bit-

edited 7th Mar '18 7:51:24 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Facade

-People just kinda...-

-Stare at the group-

-Either weird or cute-

-Depends if you like weird Mimikyu-

Lost Shrine

Nier:<Let's hope we don't...>

-He advances towards the stiars-

<Last time I was here...I found Weiss at the top, in some secluded room...maybe...>

Sylph:-tilts-

F!Robin: "Um... Lucina, dear, it's winter, can't you wear something more appropriate?"

"And may I borrow that?" -She motions to Lucina's phone.-

-To Chrom.- "It's hardly the weirdest thing she's worn..."

Xander: <A strange family, to be sure.>

Ryoma: <Hardly stranger than either of ours.>

Xander: <True, I will admit.>

edited 7th Mar '18 7:21:57 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Sumia: <It's not...bad, but Robin is right.>

Lucina: It's almost spring here..."

-She hands her mother the phone.-

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The Harbringer: <My mentors, the Pinktails.>

-He marches up the steps.-

The Harbringer: <Be quiet and let me do the talking.>

-He pulls out a key and puts it in the door, twisting it.-

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edited 7th Mar '18 7:34:13 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Everyone caaaaautiously heads after the explosion-

Dr. Multiman: -waggling a finger- Do note this base is still under my supervision! In how you run it, however, you'll have pretty much free reign... especially when it comes to dealing with any J-Teamers that come across it. Take care!

-He smirks and exits.-

-Everyone starts piling onto the ship-

-Archer, however, notices the Vibrava is still trying to fight the Ninetales-

Archer: Oh come on!

-He rushes to grab him, and does, but is knocked prone by a Moonblast from the Ninetales and a Ice Punch from the Weavile-

Hnnng... Not... Again...

Weavile: <Ha! Gotcha, lamer!>

Ninetales: <Pathetic.>

-The Ninetales is about to lob another strike when suddenly a Liquidation rams both her and the Weavile to the side and Archer and the Vibrava are scooped up by an Araquanid-

Bubble Buddy: <You idiots! Why do I have to save your sorry asses... Let's get to the ship!>

-He scuttles onto the SATWHUL, which takes off-

-Mul groans-

-Svin awkwardly waves-

Enzo: <I think I know where that is too!>

Umbra: Let's go then.

-they head off-

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-Ammy just Psychics Fidget-

-Marina darts after Ratigan-

-Arika and Zumi just watch-

edited 7th Mar '18 7:44:05 PM by Umbramatic

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Togedemaru: <Wha, hey!>

He loses his Lightning Rod, picking up the Minun's Volt Absorb.

If the Psychic didn't take out Fidget the Discharge sure did.

Unfortunately for the Plusle and Marina, Ratigan manages to slip into the crowd with the tiarad Detective. They'd be quite unable to find him,

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As the smell group follows, they eventually find the building the sky group went into.

Mandrake: <Hm... who's Solid Snake? Does he trap his foes in crates?>

<Oh, and, yes, we should try heading up that way then.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

F!Robin: "It's still cold outside."

F!Robin, after some finagling, manages, with the help of Mira, to figure out how to use a flip phone.

As Multiman exits D's office, an engineer notices him.

He runs over.

Johnson: "Director Multiman, sir. We have a problem."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.