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Chrome: <Um, well. Should we move on?>

Patrick: -to Soujin- Because you're in leauge with a proven threat to all mankind!

Archer: Proven? That war's over, isn't it? Humans won!

Patrick: If they rose up once, they will rise up again! I will prevent that from happening no matter what I must do to them!

-he scowls-

And you know nothing, do you?! You aren't even from here!

'Locke: Wait, how do you-

Patrick: -smirks- I saw through the drones we placed near the abandoned Cipher facility. You're from another timeline.

-scowls again-

I don't know why you came here to interfere with our mission, but you won't get away with it! Including taking that Vibrava.

Shadow Vibrava:    <I'd like to see you try.>   

Alolan Ninetales: <Let's just get rid of these assholes.>

-she whips up a snowstorm, then fires a Blizzard. The Weavile and Granbull close in-

Patrick: Get them! Show them the glory of the Falchion Alliance!

Enzo: -flinching at Umbra, Ceal, and Basil- OK, <OK, I'll talk!>

-he sighs-

<The pirates and Ratigan are indeed in leauge. They've been funneling resources for SOMETHING from this group of assholes called Mobius, and Ratigan's got his own informant from them too. Some human named Izaya... Dunno why he'd want a fucked up perfectly good monkey built like a string bean for his informant or what said monkey would want with someone like Ratigan but there you have it. Anything else you wanna know?>

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AU!Shaun: "...you named your group after a fictional fucking sword?"

Solarfax: <It could just be the type of sword but judging by context they did.>

-Shaun rolls his eyes and spurs Solarfax forward with a flame charge, drawing his coat tight.-

~We'll take care of the Weavile.~

And Granbull, if needed.

-Luka slams a poison-covered fist into the Azumarill before rushing at the Weavile, Typhoon at his heals.-

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"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-it's done-

-there's a collective sigh of relief-

-...-

-and Rabbid!Megan falls out of the sky with a smoky plunk-

@w@

Megan: -running over- Oh geez, oh geez...

Pippy: -half-paying attention- <...any sign of the fuse-cyborg Rabbid?>

-Tripod chirps disappointedly at the lack of radio and listens for a short time before deciding there's nothing relevant and instead listening to the background radiation of the universe-

-you know, where you find the background music-

-and then infodump-

-Ceal and Tripod blink-

Ceal: <D-did you say I—>

???: <IIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAYAAAAAAA>

<ORIHARAAAAAAAAAAAAA>

??? It's Thespi: -descending- <That smarmy no-good dimension-breaking jerk who threatened us at the Christmas party!>

Ceal: <Shh, shh, someone might hear>

Thespi: -grumbling, quieter- <Him and his poison-y mons and amazing sense of drama and perfect voice and pretty face and> grumble, grumble

No mind to think. No will to break.

Fusewheel Forest

-The sound of Rabbid laughter can be heard nearby.-

-It dies down for a bit before erupting even louder than it had before.-

-This cycle continues. Something is obviously causing this bunch of feral Rabbids a great deal of amusement.-

-Tap.-

-Tap.-

-Tap.-

Ace: <Why does most commercial technology have to be designed for humans?>

-Tsunami shrugs.-

Tsunami: <Make your own keyboard.>

-Ace's head swivels towards her.-

Ace: <You know I specialize in biology and physics.>

Tsunami: <Mmm.>

-They look at the computer screen.-

Tsunami: <This feels like too many.>

Ace: <It's actually a small amount, relatively speaking.>

Tsunami: <Don't see why we can't just go find a priest and be done with it.>

Ace: <You only get married once, Sue.>

<...>

<Hopefully once.>

Tsunami: <Mmm.>

-She leans against the wall.-

Tsunami: <Going for a swim. Keep an eye on Jess.>

Ace: <Do try to not get in any fights. We have a lot of enemies.>

-Tsunami holds up and admires one of her claws as it shines in the light.-

Tsunami: <I wouldn't mind some practice dummies.>

Ace: <That's not reassuring.>

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-The Harbringer and Aela pause as they gaze at the monastery above them.-

Aela: <Almost there.>

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"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Tsubasa: <Ooh...>

Charles: <I should hope so!>

Basil: <Aha! That was the link we needed! Bravo, Enzo, you have made it much easier for us to find a target.>

Copper: -to Thespi- <...Heh, I know how that is. Don't worry. I'll help find my guy so we can help deal with yours.>

With that he goes sniffing for a certain scent, urging for those who wanted to try looking for pirates to follow him.

Basil: <Alright, then, you fellows up for looking in the sky some more for our Crobat friend or should we trust this fellow's nose?>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Elliot: <Hey, what's that noise?>

-he rushes over to the Rabbid laughter. The others follow-

-The Ninetales fires a Moonblast into the crowd-

-The Azumarill goes down-

-The Weavile Ice Shards-

-The Granbull Play Roughs, but is countered by a Power-Up Punch from The Tick and a Play Rough from Locke sending out Tina-

Zumi: <So... Many... Stairs...>

-Arika is just slithering up-

Volcarona!Ammy: <I can keep looking!>

-She does so. Marina joins her-

Enzo: <Ay, this is gonna be a time...>

-He and Umbra follow Copper-

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The Exalt Parents have arrives back at the Stormchaser, with the princes in tow.

F!Robin is trying to find someone with a phone.

Xander: <What amazing technology this world has... flying ships.>

Ryoma: <Bah. Give me a good horse any day.>

Vi watches Voyd leave.

Vi: "... I don't trust him"

Metagross: ~Decidedly not.~

Vi: "But..."

Metagross: ~Hm?~

Vi: "If he is telling the truth..."

Metagross: ~It could be exceptionally bad if he is captured by Mobius.~

Vi: "Yes."

Metagross: ~I agree.~

Vi: "So... what do you think we should do?"

Metagross: ~Make our way to Almia, as we said... we can go from there.~

Vi: "Right, so, back to figuring out how to carry a pair of magic swords onto a train..."

Archer swoops down, carrying the small angery rabbit.

Rabbid!Rin: <BWAH!>

Archer: <... What?>

Rabbid!Rin points into the camera at the narrator.

Archer: <Fantastic, the small angry Whimsur is seeing things.>

Rabbid!Rin: <B w a h!!!!>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Megan is about to apply a Revive to Rabbid!Megan when laughter-

-she and Pippy glance at each other, then charge after the group, Rabbid!Megan under Megan's arm-

Pollen: <...hm.>

-Pollen follows-

Thespi: -to Copper- <Aw, thanks, friend! We'll see these nemeses met yet!> ^_^

-to Basil- <We can do both!>

Ceal: <I-I'll stay on the ground, i-if you don't mind.>

-Tripod points at Ceal with one magnet, at Thespi with another, and makes an odd triple-magnet gesture indicating closeness-

Tripod: -beeeeep-

-the gist is "stick together"-

Thespi: <Right, we can follow along!>

Tripod: -chime- ^-^-^

Plusle: <Lead the way, boss~>

Minun: <...however long that lasts.>

Tripod: -nonchalant chirp-

-Ceal follows Copper, while Thespi and Tripod and the Plusle and Minun take to the skies, following in the air-

-Tripod waits long enough for Basil to hop on, if he wants-

-Chrom is indeed here, looking around as well-

No mind to think. No will to break.

Fusewheel Forest

-In a clearing, a large, dead tree stands in the middle, it's trunk now hollow.-

-What's far more interesting, however, is what is currently trapped in said hollow.-

-A pair of legs, decked in thick khaki work pants and workshop boots, flail around as a trio of feral Rabbids poke the legs with a stick, laughing at the angered reactions from the legs. Muffled cursing can be heard echoing inside the log.-

-Nearby, unidentifiable metal scraps litter the clearing. Some are still smoking.-

-*jabjab*-

???: -Muffled screaming-

Feral Rabbid 1: <BWAHAHAHAHAHA!>

-*jabjab*-

???: -Muffled cursing-

Feral Rabbid 2: <BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!>

Brie: Should I dye my hair?

Skyfire: <No. Bleach is dangerous and can burn your scalp.>

Ever: ...Well, I wouldn't stop you, but why do you ask?

Brie: I dunno. You and Amanita have dyed hair—

Amanita: Well, mine just started coming in purple when I beat the League.

-Ever and Brie stare at her-

Amanita: ...What?

Ever: That doesn't strike you as weird?

Amanita: I'm sort of used to it by now.

Oxy: -draping herself over Amanita's shoulder, feeding herself Grepa berries- <Aesthetic or death, darlings. Good rule of claw.>

Ever: Don't you mean rule of thumb?

Oxy: (languidly) <Thumbs are overrated.>

Ever: -finger-wiggle-

Skyfire: <So, as your pros list, you've got Ever and Oxy? I feel vindicated in my distrust.>

Spinagon: <For a dragon, you seem awfully skittish.>

Skyfire: <For a Water-type, you seem awfully flammable.>

Spinagon: <Point taken.>

-she shrugs, and settles herself where she thinks Ever will put his foot getting up. Skyfire huffs, and returns to her spiel-

Skyfire: <Brie is a human, and therefore fragile.>

Brie: Hey!

Ever: She's not wrong.

Skyfire: <So I try to minimize the risk to her whenever possible. That's my job as a starter.>

Ever: Wish my starter felt the same way.

Diesel: <Keep wishing.>

Skyfire: <You could stand to be more loyal.>

Diesel: <I think I do a sufficient job keeping Ever safe.>

Ever: You've stabbed me on more than one occasion.

Diesel: <It's usually an accident!>

Skyfire: -would sweatdrop if she had sweat glands-

Ever: ...Anyway, you could probably pull off dyed hair. Just don't make my mistake.

Amanita: Your mistake?

Ever: It was magic. My hair just grows in this color now.

Brie: ...I'm somehow not worried about making your mistake.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

 Stormchaser, last night 

 Pinwheel 

-Ann and co follow-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-they come across these Rabbids tormenting this person-

Megan: ...

-she loads a Revive into the arm cannon and points it at Rabbid!Megan^* @w@, who she holds out threateningly-

-angrily- Get AWAY FROM THEM!

-click, whirr whirr whirr-

Pippy: <Uh—>

-BOOM-

Rabbid!Megan: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Rabbid!Megan used Hyper Voice!

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No mind to think. No will to break.

Facade

Kainé:<Oh, him...Nier and I helped him out once, so I can probably get him to allow others to talk to you.>

-The swords point at the opposite end of town, to a large structure-

<He lives over there.>

Lost Shrine

-Sylph sniffles and releases the frog-

Sylph:<S...Sorry...got caught up...I...I'll be fine...>

-She shakes herself-

Nier:<Alright.>

-Beat-

<Why are you here, though?>

-Sylph adjusts her "hat"-

Sylph:<W-Well...after Jason got us all out...and we got attacked by that giant Shade...I was lost...>

-Adjust hat-

<I...must have passed out...and when I came to, I saw Weissy going into here! So I started poking at the rocks and then the Shades appeared and..uhm...yeah...>

Nier:<I see...so this is where Weiss ended up...>

Slliuq, Chum, and Jones decide they should follow Copper.

Basil climbs on Tripod as they take off.

The group taking the skies might see a certain peg-winged bat.

Meanwhile, the group following Copper might notice his nose is taking them in the direction of a Barbaracle and a Zoroark both wearing vests of some sort.

Mandrake: <Hm... any suggestions of how to find her?>

Soujin: "Hey, you really concerned about that? Do any of us look like we'd want that? Maybe you'd have more luck focusing on dragons that actually do think like that?"

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"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Chrome: <...I know that ass.>

Lina: Phrasing, [Cassanova].

-Chrome sighs, and swings at the Rabbids-

Chrome used Hammer Arm!

Svin: <...Would it be possible to knock?>

Enzo: <Yipe!>

-he hides behind Umbra-

<That's them! The pirates!>

Umbra: Hmm. What do we do?

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-Sumia's walking along, her long sauropod neck twisting around.-

-Hey what's that on the floor-

Sumia: <WAHHH>

<Ow.>

-Oh.-

-It was the floor.-

-Coincidently, Sumia tripped right outside a door.-

-And that door opens.-

Lucina: "Are you alright?"

-The door blocks her view of Robin, naturally.-

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AU!Shaun: "Dodge!"

Solarfax uses Bounce!

-The Ice Shard just *clinks* off of Typhoon.-

Typhoon: <...>

Luka: <That was...a poor choice.>

-He unleashes a Close Combat.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Fusewheel Forest

-The feral Rabbids turn to the group just in time for one to get blasted and sent tumbling by the Hyper Voice.-

-The second is squished by Chrome's arm.-

-The third looks at Chrome for a second before throwing his stick at him and running for his life.-

Feral Rabbid: <BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>

-The flailing of the legs stops at the sound of combat. The legs then start shooting out over and over, in an attempt to dislodge themselves. The sound of knocking from inside the trunk can be heard.-

-Megan drops Rabbid!Megan, who runs around the clearing-

Rabbid!Megan: -happily- BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~

Megan: -glances at Chrome, but decides not to ask about his personal matters-

Pippy: <Er, I've got it.>

-he walks up to the tree and attempts to use Cut-

Tripod: -quiet beep!-

Thespi: -to Basil- <Psst! Izzat them?>

-both of the bunnies smile anticipatorily at this new development-

Minun: <Heh heh heh...>

-they spark up, the Plusle with an Agility and the Minun with a Nasty Plot-

Chrom: -moving to help Sumia up- <Oh dear...>

-suddenly-

Chrom: !

<That voice...could it be?>

No mind to think. No will to break.

-"Ramona hops off of the charizard bridged and into the town with an energetic spring in her step."-

Ramona, upbeat: Hello demons of Driftveil, it be yer girl.

-"A few people take note of the... interesting pink haired girl, dressed in clothes that would probably be better worn in summer before going on their was. Ramonas mons slug up behind her, just done."-

Victor, exaughsted: <No, more, fucking, birds.>

-"Suddenly, a fearow flies by and drops a rock on Victors head."-

Victor: <Son of a>

Fearow, as it flies away: <''Ka-kah bitch>

Norma, pulling feathers out of her poofy tail: <I'm too messy. Someone, fetch your dark empress a shower... and a bed... and cute buneary slippers... made out of real buneary.>

Aya, falls face first to the ground: <It feels like we've been walking for days.>

Lucy, trying to be reassuring: <You... worked really hard on the bridged... where's Hyde.>

Ramona: Okay, let's see. The next gym shouldn't be -scans the aria then points in a direction- Dat way baby.

-"Suddenly, Hyde falls from the sky and lands at Ramonas feet."-

Ramona, unfazed: Oh, there you are Hydey.

Hyde: <So many birds!>

Other, other Hyde: <They were every where. THEY WERE FUCKING EVERY WHERE>

Other Hyde: <Why is Ramona wearing mini skirt when it's snowing... Why is she wearing a mini skirt in winter?>

New Hyde: <Maybe she's an anime character. They can wear basically nothing in freezing weather.>

Other Hyde: <Hmm, that's a good point Hy- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?>

New Hyde: <Oh, I'm another Hyde.>

Hyde: <Why is there another me... again?>

New Hyde: <You'll see.>

Ramona: Alright -happily picks Hyde up and carries him in her arms- Let's go <3

-"A collective groan erupts from Ramonas team as they fallow their, way to happy, trainer."-

Let's all have fun

Basil: <Ooh, yes, that is. See if you can follow them!>

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Chum: <How about we->

Copper then starts barking out loud and the Zoroark looks at the source.

Zoroark: <...Crap.>

He bolts, with Copper and Amos Slade chasing after him.

The Barbaracle is unsure how to react to this.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Down: <Don't suppose that will require another favor>

-And with that semi rhetorical question, she hop-flaps toward the structure, and possibly a door to peck on-

Shinobi: -Pats one more time as Slyph lets go-

<No worries, I'm just glad you're okay>

^-^

<Anyway, we were just looking for Weiss and a way to get Jason out of that mansion, so it sounds like we came to the right spot!>

-He tries to tug Sylph toward the shrine-

Channah: -stares at her mobile and then squeezes her eyes shut-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Of course.

F!Robin: "Sumia, are you alright?"

She kneels down to help right the fruitpod.

Ryoma: <It would seem this is somewhat of a... common occurrence.>

Xander: <Indeed it would.>

Cynthia: "Hm? What is it sis?"

She stands up from the bed... and trips over her spear and faceplants.

Cynthia: "Who left that lying around?!"

Morgan: "Uh, you, probably? It's your spear."

Cynthia: "Shush Morgan."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Lina sighs and attempts to pull the legs, with Rabbid Lina and Rabbid Reina's help-

Lina: These are nice legs...

-The Ice Shard is followed up by a Low Kick on Typhoon. Whoops-

-The Granbull tanks the Close Combat and replies with his own Close Combat-

Patrick: Ha! You defend yourselves with those kinds of claims? How can you say that when there's a suspect among you? That Shadow Vibrava is ours to deal with!

-The Ninetales closes in on said Shadow Vibrava, as do a few grunts-

Archer: Oh hell no! Mona!

-Mona Meteor Mashes the Ninetales, wheras Shizuo and the Vibrava go to town on the grunts-

-Alex holds up what looks like car keys and beeps them as her eyes glow-

Izana: <Oh dear...>

-winghugs-

Volcarona!Ammy: Hold on...

-flies in pursuit of the Crobat-

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Enzo: <Hey! You! Get back here!>

-Attempts to Pursuit the Zoroark in the gut-

-Umbra meanwhile sends out Ereth to confront the Barbaracle-

Ereth: <I haven't seen action in a while... I'm going to enjoy this!>

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