ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Hyul Shore

Phaz: "Good."

He moves to take it.

"Just drop it. It's not gonna shatter."

edited 27th Jan '18 4:17:20 PM by Phazya

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

-Ever is not pacing, because he cannot walk on his own-

-but he is twitching, a lot. Mostly the fingers of his prosthetic-

Ever: Aaaaaagh. Why would the Lady in Violet make it impossible to crack the knuckles on this?

Breeze: <Because it doesn't have joints in the traditional sense?>

Ever: Of all the times not to have any ghosts...

Litwick: <I'm here.>

Ever: As are five other ghosts. I'm kind of working on a larger scale here.

Litwick: <Sorry.>

Ever: Oh, no, don't be sad, that's not what I meant...

edited 27th Jan '18 4:17:43 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Ramona, as she uploads her newest video: Yeah, they just get worried easily. Let me just finish posting this bid and -Ramon's clicks a few buttons- a beep boop beep, all done. -turns her chair around- So, what do you want to do?

-"Homer steps out onto the backyard battleground, where Becky is waiting in the challenger position. Around them are various grunts, most cheering for Becky"-

Becky: So, you ready?

Homer: Let's just get this over with, I need a nap.

Becky, smirking: Alright, you asked for it. Go Sonya -Becky throws out, what appears to be Lucario-.

Homer: Fighting type huh, Melinoe this one's yours.

Melly: <yeah, yeah>

-"Melinoe steps forward"-

-Homer vs team skull grunt Becky; START-

Let's all have fun

edited 27th Jan '18 4:20:53 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

 Restaurant 

Yeah...

-Looking at the waitress-shaped Ditto-

Wut...

-Sniffing the bread-

Wow, that smells divine...

 Yangbase 

Ann: -After Dark Hide is rendered non-existent- Cool...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Masako: <Since when can Xerneas do that?>

Tamamo: "Since we're in an alternate universe, presumably☆"

Masako: <Shush you.>

F!Robin: "I can't imagine a young man with blue hair and a very out-of-place coat to be too terribly hard to find..." Artoria knocks on Corrin/Mason's door.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Yang!Mobius Base

Mere centiseconds before Light of Ruin fired, Colt returned Julius and Roy, dashing over in the direction the attack came from, remembering to go around so as not to be in the crossfire.

*flash!*

Colton Rever’s Legendary Snapshot Quest:

Vitality Duo:

Xerneas

Yveltal

“Ya doing okay? That looked brutal,” he observed.

Hyul Shore

Colt released a breath he didn’t know he was holding and dispelled the darkness flowing around his palm. “I know it feels good - okay, I’m extrapolating - but you don’t need it,” he explained.

“Now, let’s move,” he decided, pointing to the outlined path.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Without her trying, Gudrunn's fingers tighten around the sword's handle.-

Kan'al'colel: ~Oh my, already you're trying to give my weapon away again? I thought you wanted power. I'm sure you can come up with an excuse to keep this.~

-Kai's eyes widen as Urban lunges at her. She instinctively braces herself...-

-But it never hits.-

-Onabarrak is there, holding the Passimian's hands.-

It didn't affect Onabarrak.

Onabarrak: <I may not have been around long enough to have the full picture of what is going on between you two. I do not know the magnitude of the rift between you two. What I do know, however, is that Kai came to make amends.>

-One hand comes off and clenches into a fist.-

Onabarrak: <And that cannot happen if you beat her to death first. So although I may not have much to offer, I will do everything in my power to defend her from you!>

Onabarrak is the last line of defense! Onabarrak's Last Bastion raised his ATK and DEF!

-He swings his fist forward at Urban.-

Onabarrak used Dynamic Punch!

edited 27th Jan '18 4:40:40 PM by BittersweetNSour

Channah: It does. -slowly picks a piece of Bread from the basket- Something feels off about this place.

waitress!Ditto: -is staring at them from the other side of the room-

Channah: ._. So... Was there anything else you wanna do on this side of the region?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Hyul Shore

Phaz: "...Is something wrong, Gudrunn? Look at my eyes. Look."

He gestures at her.

"You need to drop the sword."

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Hyul Beach

-Pent tenses slightly, that moment of hesitation there...-

Come on, just put the sword down... Don't make the mistake he did...

Yangverse Base

Alright, nice shot! ... Now what do we do?

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

 Restaurant 

-To Channah, also taking some Bread-

You mean apart from the fact that it's staffed by at least one Ditto? We could try going to Sootopolis sometime, have you ever been there before?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

In her ear Gudrunn can hear a whisper, "Go for the sword being clingy. Easy to fake with the right amount of grip and secret obscura hands. Make it so the sword won't let go."

It was Jester, why was he invested in having her keep the sword?

"I think Bill Grant was involved in some sort posse, hence the nugget," Nathan commented.

Sarah sipped her tea, "Mhm, and my family was one of the many noble houses of Kalos... up until the mid-to-late 1800s, where we stopped being a rich family of sneaks and just became a family of sneaks."

"Would explain your grandmother..."

Silas shrugged, "And no. If it did, we'd know by now..."

Hacks spoke up, ~It gave a innate sense of safety to a safe haven. Part of how the curse worked was there had to be a safe spot to rest and return to if the victim died.~

Silas and Hacks were wandering about, still on the hunt for Lucarionite, they had been searching awhile, as it turns out key rings were even worse to find.

Then it caught their attention, in the windowsill, glittering, a piece of Lucarionite, it was almost too good to b- Wait!

Silas backed up, "Okay was this little shop always here?"

~Coulda been recently installed. I mean we haven't been home often and things change.~

Silas looked at his partner, "Hacks... tell me. How good does this seem?"

~Pretty good. I mean it's probably pricey but hey, we're astronauts, we're ri-~

"How good? Too good?"

~Well it does seem almost too goo- okay I see your point.~

The two grumbled, Tae asked the obvious, <Okay what are you two knuckleheads up to?>

Silas pointed to the Lucarionite, Tae grumbled, understanding, <Okay that's a problem.>

"Captain isn't that what you've been looking for?" "Yep..." "And that is it sitting right there..." "Yeeeeeeeess..." "And the problem is-"

<This damn store ain't been here before and is quite frankly, sending all kinds'a warnin' bells!> Snakeye finished for Bishop.

Amber shrugged, <I say go for it. We're J-Team, we deal with weird shit.>

Silas sighed, "If it wer-"

<Hoss gonna have to interrupt to say listen to the gal, and if there is a problem you got us to blast it,> Snakeye said.

Silas looked at his team, then at the store, "Okay fine..."

Silas and his team entered the store.

F!Blitz: -While half sitting half laying on Ramona's bed staring at the ceiling- I should should really figure out how to visit my parents without dragging J-teams stuff into it one of these days...

..How'd I totally forget about the video?

"No problem" -She sits up- "I'm guessing Pajamas and shopping for snacks are out for now. Sooo... You usually play on console or PC?"

Channah: Yep. Sootopolis sounds good, though. And I think it's the atmosphere in here, or something...

waitress!Ditto: -comes up and gives them both expectant looks while producing a notepad-

Channah: ...Oh. Uhm. I'll have the ravioli.

waitress!Ditto: -nods once, then turns and gives Tagg a weirdly focused stare-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Restaurant 

-Eyebrow raise-

I'll have the calamari.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-It's a mess-

-Aside from the scorched stain where the Dark Hide was, there are fainted mons everywhere. Cuyahoga is panting from the extended Megaing. Xerneas is kneeling over in pain from the Light Of Ruin-

Loki: ~...Nice shot, bro.~

---

-Yep, Urban is down-

-Alli grits her teeth and sends out Keaton-

Alli: Crunch. Don't stop for anything.

Keaton: <You... You won't hurt her again or I'll    tear you to shreds!   >

-he lunges and bites down on Onbarakk-

Gudrunn: ...

-picks the sword back up-

We- We d-don't have time. Jester almost has exactly what he wants and we need to stop him at any cost.

-She marches off to the castle-

Easy, Gudrunn... This doesn't have to be a horrible decision... You're a strong woman, you know what you're doing, you won't let this sword control you and drive you mad...

It's going to be fine...

-Any future messages are left on read-

edited 27th Jan '18 5:53:20 PM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

waitress!Ditto: -its body stays in place while its head zooms in on his face, elongating its neck like this but in reverse◊. It inspects him a bit more before retracting its head, nodding at him, and walking back to the kitchens-

Channah: *snrk*

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

"Hey, wait!" Gudrunn being taller combined with her having a head start leads to Daydre having to jog behind her to catch up.

Daydre punches a wall, immediately regrets it, and has to go off to find something to make her knuckles hurt less. She spends the next ten minutes wondering why the fuck she just did that.

off the shits

-If Onabarrak had teeth, he'd grit them in pain as he's Crunched.-

Onabarrak: <Hurting anyone is the last thing we want to do!>

Kai: Please...

-Onabarrak attempts to elbow-drop Keaton into the ground hard enough to cause tremors.-

Onabarrak used Magnitude! Magnitude 7!

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edited 27th Jan '18 6:08:40 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Shaun: "I fucking knew it."

-Out of curiousity, he [Google]s "sorceror of the warp" to see if he can find anything useful.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Hyul Beach

... I'll give you one more chance, after the Jester is defeated.

-He was almost sure she was lost now. But still, one more chance might be enough to shake her free...-

I've got an idea for the last fight. You're going to need to trust me, but I think I know what the Jester wanted in that castle...

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

 Mossdeep Restaurant 

-To Channah, not missing a beat-

Almost reminds me of some restaurants in Treasure Town.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Ramona: Either one works.

-"Ramons pulls out her game collection, consisting of mostly rpgs and shooters"-

Ramona: So Overwatch, or is there anything ells you want to play? -she then hears a blitz phone- oh, I think you got a text.

Homer: Melly, hit them with a psychic.

Melly: <Whatever>

-Melly used psychic-

-It doesn't effect Sonya-

Melly, shocked: <What?!>

Becky: Sonya, payback.

-"Sonya's arm is enveloped in a black light, with a reddish tint. She then lunges forward, and "throws" the light at Melinoe"-

-Sonya used payback-

-"Melly is hit, hard, knocking her down to half health"-

-It's super effective-

Homer: What the hell, why wouldn't it effect this thing. Damn it, Melly, recover.

-Melly used recover attempting to get her health back-

Becky: Not happening. Sonya, dark pulls.

-"Sonya takes a deep breath then shoots a black beam at Melly as she's attempting to heal"-

Melly, as she's hit: <Crap, GRRAAHHHH>

-Sonya used dark pulls-

-Melly is knocked out-

Becky: Looks like the first match is mine. If you want to quit now, you can.

Homer: Damn -returns Melly to her ball-, sorry Melly. But, how did psychic not effect a Lucario, and why is it using all dark type... god I'm stupid. Zagreus, you're up.

Zags: <okay>

-"Zags stuffs one more piece of cake in his mouth, then walks to the ring"-

Zags, to Becky: <you make good cake>

Becky: You're using another psychic type?

Homer, comfident: Don't worry, what just happened, won't happen again.

Becky: -shrugs- Okay, Sonya, dark pulls.

-Sonya fires another dark pulls at Zags-

Homer: Zags, protect.

-Zags used protect, blocking the dark pulls-

Homer: Now, dazzling gleam.

Beckky, shocked: What!

-Zags used dazzling gleam-

-"A sparkling light of pink and yellow is blasted at Sonya who is hit dead center, dropping to bellow half health."-

-Sonyas illusion disappears, revealing her as a Zoroark-

Homer: Ha, got ya.

Becky: tsk, damn it.

Sonya, apologetically: <I'm sorry for tricking you>

Zags: <it's okay>

Let's all have fun