ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Corrin tilts her head.-

Corrin: Fletchling? Like a young bird? I thought it was pronounced "fledgling".

Mason: Species name. Nnnnnno, we haven't. Whyyyy...?????????

Channah: Oh, right. Flying underwater. Don't mind me, I'm not with it right now.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

This is Unfortunate for Artoria, though she doesn't know it yet.

Mordred, meanwhile, is having a hard time not squeeing at how cute Mew is. But is also unsure as to how petting Mew would go.

Artoria: "Um, no, I can't say I've seen anything like that."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

 Nameless Cavern 

Contrail: -Lands- <Hopefully you two find what you're looking for.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Ramona, slightly embarrassed: Oh, whoops. I completely forgot I was wearing these.

Victor: <You would>

-"Ramona sets Victor and the camera down and starts changing into some fresh clothes... In front of the "demon""-

-Ramona puts on a low cut black V-kneck, denim shorts, and a leather jacket-

Ramona, casually: Ready when you are.

Let's all have fun

Ria: <Are you twins like Farkas and Vilkas?>

-Something to note is that none of them wear armbands.-

-There's a knock on the door.-

The Harbringer: <Enter!>

-A Lopunny clad in a tunic and armor like the Pyroar's pokes his head in.-

Guard: <My thane, the Jarl requests your presence.>

The Harbringer: <Of course. Aela, would you show them their quarters?>

Aela: <Of course. This way.>

-She walks down some stairs on the far end of the room. The Harbringer follows the guard out.-

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Shaun: "That Blissey is awesome."

Ace: <Reminds me of Tsunami.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Channah: Thanks dude. -to Tagg- Are we actually looking for anything?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

PEFE!Every: Um.

That is semantically ambiguous, yes.

Cervantes: <You can always neutralize it later.>

PEFE!Every: Um, what are you attempting to make?

-meanwhile, a small form is skittering between the legs of diners, bearing a tray of fries on its head-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Yang - Mobius Base

Talbain was caught off-guard by the Dragon Pulse, recovering from the attack as he adjusted his scarf. He summoned some spires and shattered them, letting it all settle as he then dashed to his team’s location, nodding to them as he summoned some boulders and rained them on Dark Hide.

He also summoned his Dark Pulse Orbitars.

Julius was also around, contemplating his options before trying to Crunch the Dark Hide’s flesh.

Pyukumuku gave everyone she could a Helping Hand.

Rei used Icicle Crash.

Helmsman used Megahorn.

Amaterasu used her Confuse Ray and Will-O-Wisp flares.

D.C. used Focus Blast.

9-Volt used Thunder.

Sylveon used a Pixiliated Hyper Voice.

Natu used Psychic.

Sunny used Fire Blast.

Roy used Double Kick.

edited 25th Jan '18 8:03:59 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Neon: Go sis!

-he looks up from his phone-

Seems to be working fine! Where can I do some crimefighting?

Kofun: <Oh, Neon, don't get ahead of yourse->

Leeya: I can take you back to the rest of the team in Mauville!

Kofun: <-lf.>

-Jared hums the Ghostbusters theme-

Alli: You just hurt people out of self-interest! The whole J-Team does!

-Gerald is unphazed by the Steel Wing and delivers a point-blank Moonblast as it lands-

---

-Dark Hide continues shrugging off attacks-

-She unleashes a Flamethrower she spews all over the arena-

Xerneas: <I sense something about this Salazzle... Its other-worldliness is changing its weaknesses!>

Tom: Estragon, hit it with a Crunch! Show that Empire Souls boss who's... Boss!

Estragon: <Can't believe I'm saying this but bon appetit!>

-He bites down on Dark Hide's tail. She yowls and attempts to shake him off-

-Kendall just watches in fear, not sure what to do-

edited 25th Jan '18 7:59:31 PM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

Basket: <I'm trying to create an inert version of Charizard Fever.>

<Oh, right, I'm... kinda responsible for that phenominon's existence.>

Mew: -floating into the air again, placing a paw to her chin- ~Hmm...~

Mew: ~My memory of the past few days is kinda hazy. But I think I turned this one girl into a pink Fletchling. And it just occurred to me that people tend to be annoyed by that so I'm trying to find her.~

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

 Nameless Cavern 

-To Channah-

It's not really looking when you've already been here before.

-Walks inside-

 Nameless Cavern Interior 

-The area is filled with fresh air that seems to clear the party's heads. In the center of the room is a watery diagram of the Sinnoh region with raised spots representing its lakes, and in the back is what appears to be a ring shaped portal-

Well it certainly beats going to Lake Acuity at this time of year.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Sumia: <It's nice to see you too, Chrom.>

-Something clicks as she looks at Lissa and Donnel.-

Sumia: <Donnel? Lissy? How many of us are even left in Ylisse? Who's in charge of the kingdom right now?>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Mew!Blitz: ~No worries, I'll just give you some-~

-Oh-

-Or that-

-Huh, a Joltik seems to have found it's way to the camera's battery, where did that come from?-

~Okay. That works~

~Wasn't asking for a show, but certainly not complaining~

^///^

-Blitz floats up, then stops suddenly and facepaws-

~Whoops! I really shouldn't go out in public like this. Um... Could you not film this part? it's kind of a secret~

-With an embarrassed chuckle, the mew shifts. This time into a pink haired, red eyed girl in a green hoodie and jeans-

F!Blitz: "There we go. Haven't used this form in a while"

edited 25th Jan '18 8:08:13 PM by BlitzTrain

Silas and Hacks look at each other and say at the same time, <Kinda, it's complicated.>

Silas takes notice of the lack of armbands and makes a comment to Hacks who nods in agreement.

The two sigh and follow Aela, <So... Skyrim. What kind of adventures happen out here?>

"Well glad you like it kid. Have fun," Silas remarked.

He looked at Hacks, "Think we should start manufacturing other things while we're here?"

"Probably not."

edited 25th Jan '18 8:20:22 PM by EchoingSilence

PEFE!Every: Charizard what?

Cervantes: <That sounds oddly familiar.>

-the tray of fries approaches-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Channah: -looking at the portal- 's nice, kinda. Does this cave... represent Sinnoh, or something?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Nameless Cavern 

-To Channah-

To be more exact, it's-

Uxie: -Comes out of the ring portal- <I was expecting your arrival, Tagg and Channah.>

 Yangbase 

Ann: How's it go... Empire Souls is light?

--

Fortuna, use Moonblast!

Fortuna: -Fires a ray of light at the Dark Hide-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Yangverse Base

Hm... Hm...

-Pent's mind was ticking over. This felt different, neither untranslated rawness or overly-translated adherence to types. Fun-

Oh that's cute, yeah light-based attacks might work!

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Channah: -to Tagg- Gotcha. -to Uxie, yawning- Hey there.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Mordred: "Um." -She and Artoria exchange glances that suggest concern over the fact that the goddess of genetics has an incredibly low wisdom score.-

Artoria: "I imagine that would be cause for concern for most people, yes."

F!Robin: "That's... an excellent and concerning question, yes."

"Especially if all of the children are here too."

Masako: <Fairy is basically Light-type, right? Astolfo!>

Astolfo attempts to Play Rough with the thing, and Tamamo and Masako continue blasting it with ice.

AU!Natalie: "I cannot condone vigilantism, but..."

Malik: "We won't tell anyone."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-"Ramona looks at the now human "demon" with aw"-

Ramona, stary eyed: So cooool.

-"Ramona is pumped up, but is having trouble coming up with what to ask. Victor is walking ahead"-

Ramona, talking a mile a minute again: <3 This is so cool, I can't believe I get to hang out with a succubus <3. Wait are, you a succubus, or are you just a cursed demon? Don't worry, you can tell me, I think curses are awesome.

Victor: <You would>

-"Victor sniffs a pole but walks away from it. Ramona continues to beam happily at the "demon""-

edited 25th Jan '18 8:45:20 PM by OlympianSoul

Let's all have fun

Megan: -grinning- Curiosity killed the Delcatty, but satisfaction brought it back. Ad apparently sent it to SPACE!

And I'm fine, I don't drink tea! ^_^;

Human!Pippy: -also does something politely indicating "I'm fine!"-

Tripod: -is a robot(?)-

Human!Pippy: I'm glad you exist, Silas!

Megan: Me too! And, it's awesome to see an early interest grow into, well, this! You're an ASTRONAUT! ^_^

Oh wow, you modified a Pokédex?

Tripod: -plays something that sounds green and yellow and Pokédex-y-

Human!Pippy: ?

Donnel: <Er...>

Lissa: Well...

Chrom: <I...I don't know. I had everyone searching for...well, you, when I found myself here.>

<Oh gods, the Halidom must be losing its mind right now...none of us are there! We didn't leave so much as a note, let alone someone in charge...>

<Who's left? There's...oh gods, baby Lucina's still back there...!>

Lissa: There's, um, Virion, Say'ri...

Donnel: <Neither of 'em're from Ylisse, though.>

Megan: -awkwardly thinks of DLC characters who...are probably not much better-

edited 25th Jan '18 8:27:44 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Basket: <Charizard Fever. A virulent, if easily-treated, contagion that transforms the host into a Charizard for the duration.>

<Started as a Halloween prank that... got out of hand. Turns out infectees tend to form a hivemind.>

-she glances down-

<ooh, fries>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

-PEFE!Every nearly chokes on her apple slice-

PEFE!Every: I'm sorry, what? How would you even...what?

Cervantes: <What would you do with an inert version?>

PEFE!Every: Make a vaccine.

Cervantes: <Huh.>

-and then fries-

-a small, squeaky voice comes from under the tray-

???: <Find your own fries, Tropius.>

-the tray is lifted onto the table by a pair of shadowy arms, revealing-

-a Mimikyu in a Latios sheet-

Muninn: <These are mine, and I will defend them.>

-he flutters up onto the table, and begins nibbling-

<What's that you're working on?>

PEFE!Every: Um, a virus that turns people into Charizard.

-Muninn spits out a fry-

Muninn: <What?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.