ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Neon: Well...

-He sends a telepathic message to Natalie and Leeya-

Leeya: Oh, ooooooh. I see now!

-She pulls out a bag and gets to work modifying the prototype, beckoning Natalie to join her-

-Petey and Argon watch warily-

-The figure stops.-

-Then keeps running-

edited 25th Jan '18 6:23:45 AM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

-Once Robin regains the use of her T H U M B S, she'll notice a Poké Ball of hers shaking.-

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-The group has entered an ornate wooden building. Inside, a Happiny, Mawile, and Houndoor can be seen.-

The Harbringer: <Jorvaskr. Home of the Compaions.>

Athis the Houndoor: <Harbringer.>

Ria the Mawile: <New recruits?>

-The Kommo-o-EX nods.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Kai keeps following.-

Kai: Please, I don't want to keep doing this...

<At least until we get home,> Silas remarked.

Hacks looked Silas over, <Come on it's not so bad. You at least know how to throw a punch.>

<Yeah but Aura stuff still ain't my shtick, I got aura sight at best.>

Hacks shrugged, <Don't mind my brother here. Didn't pick up on Aura like I did.>

Yangverse

-Oh crap Zoroark in my face! Flail, flail!-

-Wait hold on I have Gaster lasers don't I?-

-That's a good opener, lasering a darkfox. I mean depends on how vehement that Zoroark is on going face-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

-Ever grins halfway at the phone-

Ever: Alright, so, Echo seems to be in.

...Enthusiastically so.

I'm not sure whether to be pleased or concerned.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

 Channah's Secret Base, last night 

Pici: <...If you're so omniscient, you still be able to follow us anyway.>

<Lucani, do it.>

Lucani: -Fires a Thunder Wave at the dolls-

 Route 119, today 

-To Channah, also wearing an olive raincoat-

We shouldn't take too long now.

 Yangbase 

Ann: -To Loki- You don't have to tell me twice. Guys!

Genmei: -Close Combats the Tyranitar, followed by a Waterfall from Zarigani, Leaf Blade from Gekkota, and a Moonblast from Fortuna-

edited 24th Jan '18 8:08:58 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-"Ramona clings to the laptop with one hand and continues filming with the other"-

Ramona, having fun: This is awsome <3

-"Ramona then loses her grip and is flung into the center of the "storm" landing on her butt"-

Ramona: Ow, my butt. :`(

Victor, yipping: <Are you dead? Please be dead.>

Ramona: Don't worry baby, I'm fine.

Victor: <just fucking die already>

-"Ramona stands up and sees a strange orange creature spinning around at high speed, and shooting electricity in all directions. It's a rotom who seems mad about something"-

Ramona: Wow, a Rotty Tom.

Rotty Tom: <Zzzzark, zzerk, zzzrahh>

-"An orange beam shoots at Ramona and hits her camera. The camera glows orange in Ramona's hand and a rotom face appears in the scream"-

Cameratom: [[orange:LIKE ME]]

Let's all have fun

Voice: <Effin' birdbrain. Hang on, we're>

-the smell of medium-rare stuffing and cotton fills the base-

Channah: ...Was it Fortree or your secret base?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

The waiter person comes and collects the orders, somewhat confused by the amount of food compared to the two ladies, but shrugs and walks off.

Now that her face is not buried behind a menu Artoria looks like she wants to say something but is awkwardly not.

The Steelix is met with a blast of firescura from Tamamo, a Blizzard from Masako, and a Shadow Claw from Astolfo. F!Robin: "Thank you, Megan."

The pokeball shakes.

F!Robin: !

She lets Sumia out of her pokeball.

F!Robin: "I'm sorry, Sumia! I'm not used to carrying my wife around in my pocket"

"..."

"Not a sentence I ever thought I'd say."

She looks at Thespi. "Cynthia would probably like you."

Natalie: -shakes her head, still not entirely used to the whole telepathy thing aside from talking with mons.- "It can be done, yes..." -She starts sketching out a few things, thinking.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Corrin gives Artoria another concerned look-

Corrin: Is something the matter?

Sumia: <It's understandable. Chrom!>

-And now a Tropius is facedown on the floor.-

Sumia: <I can't blame the boots...>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

 Route 119 

-To Channah-

Pretty close to Fortree, but not actually in the city.

Hopefully those dolls from yesterday were just spies recording from somewhere and I didn't have Lucani kill a bunch of beings like Toothless. That would suck.

-Coming across a bush in the middle of long grass-

Right here.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Artoria, interally: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why am I so bad at this

Artoria, externally: "I... have stared down a glitch and forced it to spatially rend itself I can tell a pretty girl that I like her Corrin. I... am awful at this I like you."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Channah: Coolio. This is a good spot.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Megan: -hearing about Cynthia- ...she would, omg...

Vee: -cackling- <Kindred spirits! I'd like them to meet, the world won't see it coming!>

Lissa: Heh, Owain'd probably like you too...

Thespi: <I eagerly await the arrival of my potential compatriots! Forsooth!>

-she giggles delightedly-

-suddenly Tropius wife-

Donnel: <...>

Lissa: ...

Chrom: -earnestly- <...I'm glad to see you're alive, love.>

-Oshawott hug💙-

No mind to think. No will to break.

-Corrin tilts her head.-

-Oh no, we're going down this cliche route, brace yourselves.-

Corrin: Well, I certainly like you too, I'd hope you didn't dislike me. Why?

-Fantastic.-

 Tagg's Secret Base 

-Enters-

Well, here we are.

-Inside is a desk capable of seating four people, a green leaf-pattern couch, and a TV, along with some posters. It has the vibe of someplace meant for more than one person to hang out in, but only one person lives inside it-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

C o r r i n p l e a s e.

This isn't Fire Emblem there are steps between "I like you and want to date you" and "I shall confess my love and marry you."

Artoria: -headdesks.- "You are so incredibly blind and that's a statement coming from me."

Give it a moment.

Meanwhile, enjoy a couple of people beating each other up:

Cecilia: <I'd salute, but I lack a weapon with which to do it. En garde, then!>

Ponyta: <Whatever you say.>

The Ponyta opens with a blast of flame at Cecilia, who neatly dodges via Teleport.

She retaliates with a Confusion.

Ponyta is confused!

Ponyta: <Uuuugh I hate fighting psychic types.> -And sends a blast of fire off in a random direction, missing Cecilia entirely.-

Cecilia: <Confusion, misdirection, key strategies in warfare!> -She blasts the ponyta with another confusion.-

The Ponyta just trips over her own feet. <Ow.>

Anyhow, back to the awkwardness.

Artoria lifts her head off the table. "Nnno. Romantically. Not just as a friend. Blame Mordred."

Mira: ~More happy reunions~

F!Robin: "When we find them, I'll be sure to make you the first introduction."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Channah: -comes in and lowers her raincoat hood- Uh, I like the green. Lot neater than my place.

Big Savings: -floats in after her and looks at the posters-

edited 24th Jan '18 8:51:24 PM by Metanoia

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Tagg's Secret Base 

-Some of the posters Big Savings can see happen to be a Red Scroll and Blue Scroll, with what appears to be a scroll with Muddy on it in the center with a certain retro aesthetic-

-To Channah, beaming-

Thank you, I don't often get compliments on the decor... but then you're like the second person I've brought inside here, so that makes sense.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Big Savings: -waves at the Muddy scroll- < john madden >

Channah: So I better not break anything? Heh. Who was the other person?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Ramona: Like me? What is it talking about?

Rotom: <Zzzzert, zzerah>

-"The rotom glows and the vortex becomes more intense"-

Cameratom: <Stop working all the time and play with me>

Ramona: Who are you talking about?

-"The vortex suddenly gets even stronger, pulling the wallpaper off and tearing down ceiling lights"-

Victor, now sucked into the vortex: <Damn it I didn't deserve this -passing by Ramona- fuck you Ramona>

Ramona: Oh no Victor. Don't worry baby, I'll help you.

-"Ramona thinks for a sec then gets an idea. Ramona forces her self towards the Rotom and... starts petting it's head"-

Ramona, gently: There, there, it's okay.

-"The rotoms storm continues for a sec, but then the rotom starts to cry"-

Cameratom: <Why won't he spend time with me anymore, am I a bad Mon>

Ramona: I'm sure your trainer didn't mean to ignore you, he's trying to earn a descent living for the two of you.

-"The objects stop spinning"-

Cameratom: <...I threw a tantrum, I'm sorry>

Ramona: It's okay, let's just clean up, we'll help you.

Cameratom: <...Okay>

Victor, floating in the air: <Like fuck I will>

-"Tom Tom stop possessing the electronics, and all the objects, Victor included, fall to the ground"-

-"Ramona stretches after posting the rotom video"-

Ramona: Well, kinda stinks that it wasn't a poltergeist but, at least we were able to help the little fella.

Victor, now in a cast: <Fuck you>

-"Ramona then stands up and grabs a dark green towel"-

Ramona: I'm a take shower, back in a sec Vicky baby.

-"As Ramona starts making her way to the door, she notices a word written on the towel that she hadn't noticed before"-

Ramona: What's this?

Victor: <A towel>

Let's all have fun

 Tagg's Secret Base 

-To Channah-

Sol, back when we visited Hoenn the first time as a group, that was a little more than six years ago.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Give the poor girl a break, she was raised in a system where S is the confession stage regardless of the magnitude of such a confession, she's still getting used to how things work in this world-

-Anyway!-

-Corrin blinks.-

-And then it all clicks into place, and she matches Artoria's blush in strength◊-

Corrin: O-oh, um. I see... I-I'm sorry, this is all so sudden, I didn't realize...