ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-PEFE!Every is winghugged, and thinks-

I...

I've apologized.

I helped battle Chaos, repair Jacob, the fragment is gone...

I know not to underestimate the Shards any more.

I...

"My dear, you have suffered. If you find yourself lost amid the churning chaos of the future, one draped in hues of vibrant green will bear you to certainty. Stay true to yourself and you will find peace, troubled soul."

...Oh.

-she breathes out, leaning against Basket-

PEFE!Every: Thank you.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

"Yeah, it's like uh.. It's powered by electricity and makes illusions." That's not technically wrong...

Daydre pulls out the 3ds again.

"I don't have the one with you guys, but..."

The screen shows someone who looks like a black-haired Corrin slashing some random dude. Not that they would know who Corrin is, but frame of reference and all that.

off the shits

What's this? Channah's clothing turned pink!

Titus: <Oh hey, it's the pink Prism Ranger!>

Big Savings: < cursed outfit >

Channah: -sighs- This is fine.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Artoria, meanwhile, is banging her head against a wall both figuratively and literally.

She sighs, banging her head softly against the wall more.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

 Route 114 

Helios: -Flares up briefly in the background-

-To Channah-

Well, we don't look like Christmas together anymore, but it wasn't your hair at least.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Basket: -nuzzles Pefery, lowing comfortingly and using Sweet Scent-

Mew, not being consistently up-to-date on memes, is rather startled by Helios's fire, leaping back into the air.

Mew: ~Danger! ♠ FIRE! ♠~

~I'll save you humans! ♥~

Tagg's armband is telekinetically flung from his bag onto his person.

Channah... gets poofed...

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Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

-...into a Fletchling-

-is this still fine?-

Channah: -lands on her ass on the ground, stunned for a moment. Then she looks at her wing. It is bright pink- .......

-most of her is bright pink-

Channah: ... -her pupils briefly become tiny flames- <why the fuck>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Route 114 

-Moves to try and catch my Armband... only to catch it on my arm-

Oh, crap.>

-Looking at Channah-

<...You look like one of those mons from Pinkan Island... which I have visited before. Hopefully if I go there again I won't get a gun stuck in my face.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Channah: <...holy shit I look like a girl.>

Titus: <Ehm, about that...>

Big Savings: -picks up her up with a tentacle and places her on her own head, patting her protectively- -to Mew- < dont talk to me or my trainer ever again >

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Route 114 

<Right outside of Meteor Falls too, what are the chances...>

-To Channah-

<You didn't think you looked like one befo-Has mouth covered by Muddy-

Legion: -To Mew- <Can you turn her back?>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Mew does not seem to process Legion's request, -blip!-ing away instead.

Good luck with that?

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Channah: <Hate this color... So it's either pink clothes or pink pokéform. Bleh.> -turns to Tagg- <Can I see the armband?>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Route 114 

Legion: -Watching Mew leave- <Really?>

Tyto: <Should've Spirit Shackle'd her.>

-To Channah-

<Well...>

-Removing the armband and returning to my human form-

Sure, but in your current form it would do absolutely nothing but be a nice accessory since it's for human to Pokémon transformations.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Channah: <Fuck, that's right. Unitaskers. Welp, I'm done. Why did it have to be pink...>

Titus: <It's cute, though!>

Channah: -grumbles-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Route 114 

-To Titus-

She does, doesn't she?

-To Channah-

We'll get this figured out once Mew comes back from her bender or through some other method, I promise.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Lucian: <Just because you can't understand me doesn't mean I can't understand you.>

Serena: <Here you go, Lucina.>

-She slips the armband onto Lucina's "arm"...-

-And this woman appears in her place.-

Lucina: "Thank the gods."

It'd be a bad idea to use Falchion and break out of here.

---

Sumia: "Not as weird as the Risen. Or Grima. Or Henry. So, is there a way back? Like an Outrealm gate?"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Lissa: -to Silas- <Ohh, with a capital letter.>

Donnel: <Um?>

-they ooh at the holographic display-

Lissa: <We should ask Miriel if she can make that!>

Megan: This, actually, was done without magic.

Lissa: <Whaaaaaat>

Donnel: <How in tarnation did ya manage that?>

Megan: -grinning- Thousands of years of new stuff.

Human!Thespi: -excitedly- We can bottle lightning and burn special oil to shoot ourselves through the sky!

Megan: Silas here's been past the moon.

Lissa: <Whoooaaaaaaaaa>

Donnel: -hushed, awed- <What's past the moon?>

Megan: -grinning wider- The stars.

Lissa: <Whoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>

Megan: To be entirely truthful,—

-she nods at Silas-

—not quite that far, stars are really far away. But pretty dang far.

Donnel: <Oh my...>

Vee: -hearing about type abilities, smiling- <Mmm, from the mouth of another mon...>

-they turn to look at her-

<I'd describe typing as...our essence. The magic in our bone, which we can wield easy and natural as breathing.>

<We've got other magic, certainly—>

-she spits a quick Ice Beam, freezing an ice cube out of the bottom of the sphere, which rapidly rises past Donnel and Lissa to the top and melts-

<—but our typing is what we are, in a way. Nothing else comes quite as easily. I, for instance, am allll Water. Capital "Wa".>

-she grins, her entire form turning translucent and wavery for a moment-

<I haven't got all the tricks in the sea, either, but I love what I've got.>

Lissa: <Wow. Good to know.>

Megan: You, Donnel...actually don't have many tricks at all, yet, Water or otherwise. But once we start training, you'll get a sort of...biological Master Seal.

-Daydre shows them her 3DS, and they watch-

Lissa: <Oh wow, it's really showing it!>

Donnel: -blinks- <It doesn't show any blood?>

Lissa: <That guy doesn't look hurt at all! What good is a fancy sword if you can't, like, cut someone in half with it?>

-Megan and her team shift uncomfortably-

Megan: ...You know, I might actually have their thing somewhere...

Donnel: -looking at the screen, considering- <Er, if we can turn back into humans—> -he gestures at Human!Thespi, now fiddling with a pair of professor-y glasses from who knows where- <—shouldn't we do that instead of training from the ground up again?>

Lissa: <Yeah, a staff'd probably be good for how roughed up you all are.>

No mind to think. No will to break.

Wendy focuses on Gudrunn, "How about you? My dad seemed interested in the Sorceress of the Warp, you got any sword skills or a good sword?"

Silas rubs his head, "If you wanna get technical, I've gone to a whole other solar system after going to another dimension..."

~Don't push your hype.~

Gregor rubbed his head, <As it turns out. Our world is fiction here... where we come from may just be outer realm that lines up with world.>

"Yeah basically that, your games can only get so violent before they have to get a new rating, and the company that makes them only pushes it so far."

<Is not pleasant to know our existence is just game to them.>

"Again, your reality just happens to line up with the game. Stranger things have happened."

~Plus it is a very popular series, made by Nintendo™!~

Silas blinked, "Did you just do the trademark symbol?"

~Thespi is wearing off on me.~

"Okay... Hacks... loan Gregor your scarf."

Gregor looked at Hacks's silvery gray scarf, <I am not cold...>

~Oh... He means the other scarf.~

Hacks sighed, ~Okay fine.~

He loaned Gregor the silvery blue scarf, ~Just wear it.~

Gregor was a bit confused as he didn't exactly have a neck, but wrapped it around his neck and suddenly *POOF* there sat a older looking soldier with red hair.

"Oh good! Thumbs!"

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"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Lo is coaching Channah on how to fly-

Channah: <Here goes...> -flies haphazardly off a tall rock and into some bushes, where she disappears-

Lo:...

Channah: -faintly- <I'm okay!>

Titus: <She seems happier in pokéform, you notice? Uh, pinkness notwithstanding.>

Lo: <That's progress.> -to Titus- <I have. Curious.>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Hyul Island

Phaz: looking annoyed at Wendy "Come on. I asked first."

He steps forward.

"And this time, I'll give you no way out."

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

-Everyone is at Vast Poni Canyon, near a tunnel-

Colress: Now... Are you all ready...

Guzma: I am!

Plumeria: As am I!

Skull Grunts: Ready!

Alain: I'm all in!

Tom: Ready and waiting!

Xerxes: Happy to assist!

Lina: More than up to the challenge.

Kendall: [If the J-Team is ready, I am!]

Gudrunn: ...Me? I don't have a sword...

-she looks nervously between Pent, Anna, and Daydre-

-The FE Team raises scorecards. All are 10s except Azama, who is an 8.8-

Contact Me!

-Ever is still outside, checking his phone-

Marmalade: <Hey, can we go to the desert? Like the actual desert?>

Ever: Yeah, in a bit.

Brie: Do we have to? It's hard to fly there.

Marmalade: <Maybe for you.>

Brie: Oh, is that a challenge?

Marmalade: <...Yes?>

Brie: -narrows her eyes- It's on.

-Amanita is asleep-

-PEFE!Every, whose sleep schedule has reapproached something healthy, is awake and playing Head-It with Dazzle-

Dazzle: -deflecting the yarn with a burst of telekinesis- <Why am I actually enjoying this?>

-PEFE!Every beams-

PEFE!Every: Neurotransmitters. You haven't a choice.

Dazzle: <I resent being hacked.>

PEFE!Every: No you don't.

Dazzle: <...Hmph.>

-suddenly, a large ball of yarn appears out of nowhere, crashing into Dazzle-

Dazzle: <Hey!>

PEFE!Every: That wasn't me! It always shows up!

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

edited 23rd Jan '18 11:20:31 AM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.