ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Upon mention of a Glitch, Rose takes a step or two back from Jackie.-

Rose: Please tell me you're not all Glitchy yourself, we've had enough bad times with those.

-It's probably safe to say the Stormchaser and its inhabitants have moved by now.-

-Let's say... Mauville?-

Ever: What.

Amanita: You were kind of out for a while.

Breeze: <It's fake Nimbasa!>

Ever: Ha. It's not even good enough to be Nimbasa's fake.

Amanita: The fact that you like your home city is perpetually shocking to me.

Ever: You don't?

Amanita: Sorry, I'll rephrase. The fact that you like your home city is perpetually shocking to me.

Ever: Rude. We have a Ferris Wheel, you know.

Breeze: <But they don't let you spin it.>

Ever: Why would they let you spin it, Breeze?

-Breeze chimes in a shrug-esque way-

-Marmalade, meanwhile, is buzzing her wings agitatedly-

-Ever pats her-

Marmalade: <We're not going inside. This is my city and I will not be denied the air here.>

Ever: Of course not.

Marmalade: <Ugh, next thing you know they'll start expanding into the desert...>

Brie: Fortree's just over that way, right?

Amanita: Are you going to go argue with Winona?

Brie: ...Maybe.

Amanita: Don't argue with Winona.

Brie: But she's ignoring so many perfectly good Flying-types!

-Ever looks over from where he's taking care of Marmalade-

Ever: Don't you also ignore a lot of perfectly good Flying-types?

Brie: ...I came out here to have a good time???

Amanita: Did you?

Ever: I thought we came here because we were all exhausted after the fight with Chaos, and then Echo just bounced the Stormchaser over while we were still out of it.

Brie: Ever C. Memito.

Ever: How does everyone know my middle name?

-PEFE!Every, meanwhile, follows the others out of the Stormchaser, looking around-

PEFE!Every: ...I thought Mauville was indoors. Why are we outside?

Marmalade: <Oh, don't you start.>

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Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Legault: -watches Jackie and Rose curiously- <A glitch? I might as well be learning a new language...>

-Nino and Legault are exploring the airship-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-Driving up near the Memitos is a very beat up car. Oddly enough, the car is driven by a Darmanitan in magenta sunglasses, with a steampunk tophat-wearing Tropius in the passenger seat-

Dakota: <Well lookie here, ol' Malville's doin' great! Told you this was the place.>

Cavendish: <Well, if you're so confident mabye we should get to what we're actually looking for.>

-sticks his neck out the window-

<Perhaps these humans know...>

Bagon!Jackie: <Yeah, if you're from a totally diffrent workd you're going to have to learn->

-flash-

-A lot. There we go!

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-Ever tilts his head-

Ever: How peculiar.

Brie: Why are they driving a car when they could be flying?

Amanita: ...Brie, do you drive?

Brie: Uh, no, because I fly?

Amanita: I have Ares, but I still drive when I need to?

Brie: ...Why?

-she turns to Ever, who is still watching Cavendish and Dakota curiously-

Brie: Wait, you don't drive, do you?

Ever: (absently) Can but shouldn't.

PEFE!Every: I've driven a few times. The daycare at Pokefutures had a car which I...now realize was a toy.

Ever: With them, you never really know.

PEFE!Every: I should learn how to drive. Might come in handy.

Brie: When?

Amanita: I'll teach you sometime.

-she would come to regret this statement-

Ever: Sssh. We're diplomizing.

Amanita: Objectively not a word.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Cavendish and Dakota get out of the car and approach the group-

Dakota: <Yoohoo! Can you chumps understand monese?>

Cavendish: <If so, do you have any information on the presence of pistachios?>

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Cynthia: <He can't actually understand us, so.>

Morgan frowns. "It would be nice to be able to understand my siblings..."

Cynthia: <But!> -She smiles conspiratorially. Or, at least, as conspiratorially as you can smile when you have a beak. <We're here because we got dumped here in the middle of some snowy place and a lady who works here helped us and Morgan thought there was something fishy going on with Mobius so we're here to crack skulls! ... Well, investigate, then crack skulls!>

She points one wing dramatically down the corridor.

F!Robin nods. "Good, when I first arrived here... I feared the worst, that because I was alive meant that Grima was too."

She smiles at Sumia. "I'm glad I was wrong."

She thinks for a moment. "I arrived here immediately after killing Grima... how... how long has it been for you?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Ever: Nah, I don't speak Monese. What's a pistachio? Is it anything like a pegasus?

Amanita: A what?

Ever: It's a kind of Rapidash, but it's got wings and no horn. I think Brie would like them.

Brie: Not historically.

Ever: What?

Brie: What?

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Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

 Fallarbor, today 

-Is also looking at the crater-

Interesting.

 Yang!Alola Route 17 

Ann: -Also notices the green spot- Huh?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Cavendish: <They're nuts! Literal nuts, not any sort of euphemism.>

Dakota: <Our boss likes them, so we're getting some for him.>

Kaden: <Whadya think caused it?>

-The green shifts-

-Then slithers.-

-Then speaks-

??? <Ohoho, who do we have here? You two seem... Familiar...>

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Channah: Meteorite. Or that Azurill over there. -’’to Tagg’’- You wanna do anything here today, or move on?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Ever: ...Uh. Hey, PEFE!Every, isn't what is and isn't a nut actually really complicated?

PEFE!Every: No? People just call the wrong things nuts and then claim it's complicated because of the stupid definition they made up.

Ever: I see this is a bad time to ask. (to Dakota and Cavendish) I'm afraid I've never heard of a pistachio. You're probably in the wrong universe.

Amanita: Why is that something you immediately accept?

Ever: Not even the first time this month.

Brie: Are you lost? Please just be lost.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Yangvers!Alola Route 17

Recognizing the green as a telltale sign of a Bug or Grass-type, Colt drifted his fingers across Roy's and Amaterasu's Pokeballs. His free hand was used to summon his Night Slash Claws. "Who or what are you?" He asked, shaking his headphones out of his ears.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

 Fallarbor 

-To Channah-

Yeah let's go to Route 114.

 Yang!Route 17 

Ann: -Gets a feeling of foreboding but she's not sure why- Who are you?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

The silk hits Wendy-5 on the Grand Kyogre, she is bound for a short time, "You know... this is getting rather annoying..."

"Well little missy, you could just Git Gud!"

"What like that Knight from Kalos?" "Maybe I dunno!"

One of the Wendys was broken by Gudrunn and crew, "You know I just might... I have a idea as to how..."

"...Wendy what are you..."

"PICK ONE OF YOUR FIGHTERS! GET THEM A GOOD BLADE! ONE ON ONE!"

The Kyogre spit up something, it landed neatly in front of the Wendys who formed back into one Wendy. She picked it up, it had a ornate purple hilt and a silvery blade, "Face me!"

"ME DAMNIT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 30 THOUSAND YEARS NOW WENDY! I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THAT THING!"

"It's fine! It's not burning!"

<We have ways to get thumbs again?> Gregor asked, before the Azuril landed, <Uh...>

"Oh great... another one," Silas remarked. "Megan do you want to explain or will Thespi?"

Channah: 'kay. I had a secret base down there, maybe we can go see it.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-The green forms into a Zygarde 10%-

Loki: <So, you're the folks from another world on the tail of the Mobius folks who are likewise! I'd say it's a pleasure, but something's ever so vaugely infuriating about you all... Like I've met you before.>

Cavendish: <I told you we took a wrong turn!>

Dakota: <Wait a minute here kid. What makes you think we're not from this timeline? Aside from not knowing about pistachios.>

-Everyone looks at Daydre and Pent-

-Untill...-

Anna 247: I have a sword!

Gina: ANNA NO

Setsuna: <What's a meteor? Or a Secret Base?>

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Team Iron Safehouse

-Tick tock.-

-Tick tock.-

-The two guards are playing poker. The cards are worn, some of them have paint missing from the corners from all the times they've been thumbed through.-

-The wind is blowing outside, and the remains of a shutter can be heard slamming the wall.-

Security 1: Can't we at least nail that thing down?

Security 2: I asked. Boss says she'll look into it.

Security 1: Yeah, "look into it" my left kneecap.

-They're both honed in on their cards. They each have a Christmas bonus on the line.-

-Mason gives Corrin a look, then a wink.-

-It's time.-

-Corrin scoots back slightly, and takes off her armband. As she shrinks down into the small form of a Jangmo-o, she easily slips out of her restraints.-

-That said, to the guards, it looks like nothing happened, because she's now hiding behind a well-placed illusion of her human form, still perfectly secured to the radiator.-

-They wait for a few seconds, to gauge the guards' reactions — if any.-

 Fallarbor 

-To Channah-

You do? Cool, I have one myself, but it's over on the other side of Hoenn.

-To Setsuna-

You know, like a rock from space? Secret Bases are just like mini homes that people make using the Secret Power technique on things like trees, bushes, and cliffsides here in Hoenn. In Sinnoh, on the other hand people, make their Secret Bases in the Underground.

 Yang!Route 17 

Ann: Didn't my brother say something about fighting an evil Zygarde from another univ-Crap.

-To Loki-

What gives you that idea?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-on her cue, a white-haired Native Alolan girl wearing a well-tailored magician's suit and top hat and a blue scarf stands up out of Megan's backpack-

Human!Thespi: I shall!

It's ✨magic!✨

-she snaps her fingers, showing off one of her, yes, her t h u m b s, and is suddenly wearing a professor's lab coat over a blouse and jeans, still with the scarf-

-the lab coat billows in the breeze, dramatically-

-to the Azurill- Welcome to the world of Pokémon! Are you a boy or a girl?

Ceal: -from their ball- <Sometimes!>

Azurill: <Uh, I'm a girl?> @_@

Human!Thespi: So am I, mostly~! Now, what's your name?

Azurill: <It's Lissa!>

Donnel: <Lissa? It's me, Donnel!>

Azurill Lissa: <Donny? Why're you a fish?>

Donnel: <I dunno! Apparently, we're all endin' up here! Also, you're an, uh...>

-Lissa looks down and yells-

<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>

Donnel: -winces-

-Vee's ears go down, Pollen flutters away, covering...something, Megan just sort of leans away from the bubble, Thespi holds her pose, typing L-I-S... into the team phone-

-this goes on for a little while, then subsides-

<...uh, what am I?>

-she wiggles her little stubby limbs-

Megan: ...do you want to take this one, Silas?

-it's unclear whether she's referring to explaining the scarf or the mon-ness-

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No mind to think. No will to break.

Ever: You know, I'm probably older than you are.

Amanita: Chronologically, sure.

-Ever shrugs-

Ever: I know about a lot of things. Also, you're wearing a steampunk hat.

Amanita: You're wearing goggles. I'm wearing goggles. Brie's wearing goggles. PEFE!Every's— ...Huh. PEFE!Every, why aren't you wearing goggles?

PEFE!Every: I'm not working, why should I be wearing goggles?

Ever: I live next to a desert; it's basically an aesthetic obligation. You handle Poison-types all the time, and Brie flies everywhere.

Amanita: A Tropius doesn't?

Ever: They're pretty clearly in a car. Out-of-place top hats are basically a big sign saying "I'm from Elsewhere, and Elsewhere powers its spaceships with coal."

Amanita: How'd you capitalize that?

Ever: I have Certain Skills.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Team Iron Safehouse

Security 2: Got any fours?

Security 1: Oh, hah hah. Smartass.

-Security 2 snickers.-

Hyul Shore

“A one-on-one?” Colt observed. “Okay then,” he decided as he returned D.C. and 9-Volt. He sat down and grabbed a snack from the travel pack he was given back in the Oasis.

Yang!Alola Route 17

*click*

Colton Rever’s Legendary Snapshot Quest:

Zygarde:

10%

50%

100%

“No idea who you are,” Colt admitted as he replaced his phone. “But yeah, we are after Mobius. Want in?”

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[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

"To sum it up. Welcome to another world, due to the laws of the multiverse, you've become a pokemon. If you're wondering what that is, Pokemon are creatures of this world distinct from humanity."

Hacks smirks, ~I am one such, here in this world Pokemon live alongside and work with humans, we often bring things the other can't, it's a relatively peaceful existence.~

<Is lacking in thumbs and height!> Gregor adds.

He marches over, <So Lissa, is me Gregor. Welcome to strange world.>

Silas spoke up, "As for what specific pokemon you are. You are a Azurill, a Normal/Fairy type pokemon."

Gregor blinks, <Did you just do a slash?>

"Huh. So I did. Maybe prolonged exposure to the J-Team makes things weird. Anyways, you'll eventually evolve into a water/fairy type."