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Yangverse Unova - Outside the Center

Colt paused in his footsteps and turned to Xerxes with a smirk reminiscent of a serial killer having cornered his prey.

“There hasn’t been a King of Unova in centuries, if not millenia,” he explained. “Explain that one,” he challenged.

“And even if you’re just confusing political terminology, I don’t think that the Dragons have even bothered with the people of the region in about as long, excluding the Plasma incidents.

“Who are you?” He spat as he drew the Blue Scarf. “You can answer away from the group if you want, but I want an explanation soon,” he reasoned.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-everyone flinches-

Megan: okay I'll do that

Human!Thespi: -too scared to trope-

Ceal: -trying to be very, very quiet-

edited 15th Jan '18 4:20:41 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

 Mauvilletale 

-To Channah, as I start using my e-tool to break open a warped door by striking the hinges-

Well, back in 2013 when the Dream World was fusing with the waking world in Unova I refuse to use the term "real", real is relative., the fusing always stopped whenever we found one of the dream rifts and closed them up.

-Still striking-

And so I find myself once again destroying property belonging to a corporation, except that this corporation is dead already, unlike how Pokefutures in Angela was back in 2008.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Tamamo: "Colton, behave, you're in an alternate universe, and talking to someone who is, if I am not mistaken, Xerneas Himself♡"

Her expression darkens momentarily, "Have some respect," before returning to normal.

Zelretch: -raises an eyebrow.- "Not without a precise cause, no, and even then, though I may know it may be beyond my ability."

He pauses.

"So, as your friend said, what exactly happened last night."

edited 15th Jan '18 4:59:41 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Yangverse

-Dune jumps a little.-

Dune: Oh! Er, hi. Need something?

-The group hurtles through here...-

-And land here.-

-Arika is now a Gorebyss.-

-Zumi is now an Azurill.

-Silas is now a Lucario.-

-And oddly enough, the Harbringer now is jet black rather than gray and has a red symbol on his right palm.-

The Harbringer: <Ah, much better.>

-Then he notices everyone else.-

The Harbringer: <Fuck.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Dolabella: <Nice.> -gnaws on his trainer's hair-

Channah: Least it's probably easier this time? -pulls Dolabella off her shoulder and stuffs him under her arm- Pokefutures... Hm. I've probably heard of it. What'd they do? Oh, lemme know if you want any help.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Yangverse Unova

Xerxes: -sweatdrops- Thank you, Tamamo. -to Colton- I was assuming you all had caught on by now?

Tom: -to Dune- Whatcha got that stick for?

Roger: Tom, don't talk to the strangers, we're almost there.

Daydre's Dream Razzle Dazzle

Voyd: Yeah, it sucks! I can barely get any light in there! Mostly just this canned light!

-they pulls out a literal glowing can with a straw and slurps from it.-

Mmm, O-Type star, my favorite. But turns out my freedom might come at a price. Those Mobius crooks are after me for who knows what, but it's probably nothing good for either me or you guys. You've gotta warn the other J-Teamers! Hey, I guess you have a quest after all! We both win!

Celadon

-Jean and Neon head on over-

Jean: Hey guys! Who's the old man? And the Bagon?

Neon: And where's Jackie?

Bagon!Jackie: -looking around at the othes, then to Zeltrich- <Well...>

-explains-

Jared: Pretty sweet if you ask me! You fought a sorceress!

Jean: So that's what that necklace was up to!

Neon: But that sorceress is still out there...

-Gabe seems lost in thought-

???

Gorebyss!Arika: <Great, no arms.>

Azurill!Zumi: <Me neither...>

Contact Me!

 Mauvilletale 

-To Channah-

Thanks for the offer. Pokefutures was an evil corporation Though I suppose that's mostly redundant in the Angela region that did unethical experiments on Pokémon. Back when the PEFE was just some teenagers in a Kantonian office building, we raided their HQ in Angela after fighting off murderous poachers working for them I was the designated escapee as the others got arrested by the police... but we also inadvertently caused the region's economy to go into freefall, so for us it was basically "You break it, you buy it."

-Sighs-

Ten years, and this would be the time our "probation" finally ends, so I'm not quite sure what happens afterwards. I'd rather not have Pokefutures somehow revive under a new name.

edited 15th Jan '18 9:52:21 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Silas feels the chill, "Uh... did he say his last name?"

...

"Sage?"

Silas breathed a deep sigh of relief, before becoming annoyed, "Oh..."

He turned to Mewtwo, "I think we have a mixup. This guy is not... well you know who... there are similarities since you know. Alternate universes."

"He's not dangerous... just annoying at best. He wishes to sell toys and... well I'm actually one of the people he's selling toys of."

Hacks dug into Silas's backpack and pulled out a small figure, a falco pop of a Lucario with a blaster and a jacket and spacesuit combo.

"Yeah..."

Yangverse

Dune: Oh, I collect branches from trees of places I travel to. There aren't a whole lot of trees where I'm from, and the nearest forest is all one type of tree due to the soil. I have samples from Johto and Kanto back home.

A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes

Daydre puzzles over how one would can light before continuing. ".. They're the dudes that did that shit to the sky right? I can tell the others, yeah."

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Yangverse Unova - Outside the Center

Colt stared at Tamamo.

Colt turned to Xerxes Xerneas, dispelling his Night Slash Claws and letting his hands fall. He sharply inhaled.

Colton facepalmed.

Xerneas’ 3000+ years of experience would never prepare him for such a sonic weapon, even if 2000 of those years were spent in the company of Explouds. The kitsune’s ears would fold, the wind would cycle across the globe, meaning that the aftereffects of the visit would be felt until the universe’s end.

In Castelia City, another Colt would hear the facepalm, the noise produced reminding him of something he couldn’t place his fingers on. He considered asking his team of six before deciding against it, knowing that he wouldn’t be able to understand them.

Colt slid his hand down his face and muttered something about the Mudsdale’s mouth.

Half of his team agreeing with Tamamo, Amaterasu slapped him upside the head with all nine tails.

<You!>

Lucario followed up with another slap.

<Idiot!>

Helmsman struck him on the back of the head with his seamitar’s hilt.

<Poop!>

Pyukumuku slapped him across the face and Rei clapped the sides of his head.

<Face!>

There was no evidence they were ever there afterwards - Colt’s head never took any damage and they all returned.

“Sorry you had to see that,” he sweatdropped.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Channah: Is it still your problem, if your probation's up? I mean. I wouldn't worry about it if it hasn't happened yet. -dry chuckle- That's funny, about the economy.

Dolabella: <That's hilarious.>

Channah: Now that I think of it, my brother did say he had a hard time finding a job out there... Eh. They went after you first, it sounds like, so whatever.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Yangilau

-Pent is like, incredibly accepting of what the obvious legendary is talking about and he's mostly just focused on following the group-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

 Mauvilletale 

-To Channah, as we walk into an area that's surprisingly wide for being part of an underground warren of tunnels-

It's not just us we have to worry about, people could lose their jobs again. Angela might not be my favorite place in the world, but it's still kinda our responsibility since we took over everything of Pokefutures' and I'd rather not make the job of the next Pokefutures any easier. On the personal level, research is kind of my life, I might be a good trainer but the competitive circuit only lasts as long as your mons can battle, especially if you're not one of those    eugenicists   , and I'm not breeding mons for that since one of mine was already one trainer's "refuse" from their breeding program.

Pokefutures might be defunct, but we weren't able to get everyone in the dragnet. Like, the sperm and egg donors of a young woman that I found as a feral child inside our main facility, for instance. Thank Arceus they got deleted.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Zelretch: "A glitch, then."

He exhales sharply, frowning. "The Sorceress of the Warp. That title is familiar to me."

"What concerns me more is that someone uses it today."

Balmung: <We hunt again, sir?>

Zelretch: "Soon. But we have no leads, and our aid has been petitioned. The necklace, a Glitch artifact, would seem to have done this to you..."

Tamamo: ",,,"

Tamamo erases the last five seconds from her memory so as to not BSOD.

For some reason, though, she feels compelled to pat Colton.

And does so.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Yangverse PMC - Humilau

Acknowledging that he was being pat, Colt donned the Blue Scarf. Talbain made an attempt to nuzzle Tamamo’s leg.

<Let’s just... drop this subject and go. Maybe when this is all over, we could get a group pic with Xerneas?> He offered, anticipating to be let down further.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Yangverse Unova

Tom: Cool! Where do you live anyway?

Daydre's Dream Drop Distance

Voyd: Thank you! And sorry for my appearance being so sudden; my author's like freaking [TETSUYA NOMURA] dropping new characters left and right with barely any semblance of order... Hell look at my outfit! Really it's because I like what I've seen of your dimension's style but!

Celadon

Jackie: <Okay then... So, do you know any cures for Glitch-induced sudden transformations?>

Ersatz Alliance

-Mewtwo gazes at the bobblehead-

Mewtwo: ~...Cute. I will allow this.~

Contact Me!

Yangverse

Dune: Orre. I used to live in Phenac City, but I decided to move out. I live outside Pyrite Town with my wife and daughter, now. Adopted daughter. We're still not sure if it's time for us to try and take care of a baby yet.

-"Zags wakes up with a loud yawn"-

Zags: <what a nice sleep... hey, where'd bagon girl go -shrugs- oh well>

-"Zags shakes his, now healed, feet, and makes his way to the pokecenter phone"-

Zags: <okay, now let's call Homer... what's his number again?>

Let's all have fun

-if one were monitoring their brains (as two at least in this room very much could), one might hear the impression of a collective internal exhale of relief-

-externally, there is very little movement-

Megan: ...you have dolls of yourself?

Ceal: <D-do you have furry dolls of yourself?>

Human!Thespi: ... If this were a tv show we'd already be waist-deep in a misunderstanding plotline trying to prevent an angry powerful personmon from taking bloody vengeance on another personmon who happens to have the same face and it would have been likely that we'd all have been brutally kicked to the curb to build tension so that the crisis can be averted last-minute by some phrase or act the innocent could deliver as the angry personmon prepared a deathblow which we would have been ill-prepared to stop, oh yes, or that would be what was expected when in actuality the vengeance would have been wreaked on the wrong personmon, causing character development in the form of regret ultimately leading the revenger to swear off violence and f-ck off to a cabin on a mountain in the middle of nowhere for the heroes of the next season to seek out to teach the ultimate techniques of ultimate power—

edited 15th Jan '18 5:58:17 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Charles looks around, surprised.

Charles: <WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?>

Tsubasa: <...Like when we ended up elsewhere...>

Cris: <...We could get back before, but how are we going to get back now?>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Zelretch: "Generally? Killing the Glitch seems to work."

Balmung: <Which would seem to, in this case, mean finding the Sorceress, sir.>

Zelretch "Indeed."

Tamamo allows this.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Believe In All That Can Be, A Miracle Starts Whenever You Dream

"Your... author?" Daydre takes another look at Voyde's outfit.

... Eh, it's not my thing.

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