ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Silas, Jimmy, and their respective teams are already out the door and waiting for everyone else.

Mantis is messing with Silas, ~So you like to play... wow that's a lot of space games. Honestly what are you? The Space Core? Oh Portal 2 is in there as well... should have known...~

Silas sees the other evacuees, "Okay so did we get anything, did we even find the Tapu?"

Jimmy sighs, "I got sidetracked by some masked guy with a big robot."

Silas looks at Jimmy, then at Bishop, who is inspecting his body's damaged head.

Channah: -drops the Luxury Ball and walks back over- Honestly I'd pay for everything in heart scales rather than this. Maybe there's something else we can do. Sorry.

-Lewis and co. follow wherever the others are going-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Sergey's Camp

Sergey blushed quite hard but nodded

Sergey: "Y-Yes, same for you then, Darling"

-magic clothing switch ensues-

Meanwhile Loran was shortly before catching Embry

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

 Black City 

-To Channah-

Well, there is someplace we could go, but I'd rather not traipse about abandoned sewer tunnels at night, so it'll have to wait till tomorrow.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Channah: Yeah, that makes sense, it's super late.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

The Tamamo Three and Artoria are out of the base, along with Jenkins and Marie as prisoners.

Mordred is watching the Hercules v Laambo fight excitedly.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Unnamed Island

-As everyone leaves the building and gets into better text signal, the J-Team group chat, as well as Mason's entire contact list, gets a message.-

Alola, Wela Wela volcano park

-" A salazzle, and her heram of salandits are resting on a rock, when a small Cubone jumps out of a bush. The ground type Pokémon couldn't be more then a few months old, and is wielding it's club like a knife"-

Cubone, as it jumps at the Salazzle: <BOW TO YOUR NEW RULER FILTHY MORTALS.>

-"with out really acknowledging the Cubones existence, the Salazzle swats the ground type away with her tail"-

-"the cubone quickly recovers"-

Wild cubone: <Oh ho ho, you are most surely a worthy rival for my throne.>

Salandit 1: <...can we eat her?>

Wild cubon: <say what now?>

Salazzle, not really carrying: <yeah sure whatever>

Wild cubone: WHAT?

-" the salandits charge at the now testified Pokémon, when a flash of light erupts out of the ground, fallowed by a loud explosion."-

-"the startled lizard Pokémon run as fast as they can, to get away from the explosion"-

Salandit 2: <Terrorist>

Salandit 3: <global warming>

Salandit 4: <Lord helixs punishment of the nonbeliever's>

Salandit 1: <Damn it Larry, keep your religious beliefs to your self>

-"As the last of the salandits escape, the smoke clears to reveal Homer now imbedded into the rock"-

Homer, groggy: ~ow~

Wild cubone: <Wow, it's an alien... I'm a poke it>

-"the wild cubone starts poking Homer in the face with the sharp end of its bone"-

edited 8th Jan '18 5:36:17 PM by OlympianSoul

Let's all have fun

-Ever, who has been organizing Gabe's items chronologically by birthday of the creator, gets the text and checks his phone-

Access: <Is that a word? I can't read human.>

Ever: It's more of an expression of frustration.

-Brie, who is pretty good at quick exits when not injured and carrying other injured people, is currently hanging from Halcyon above the base when her phone lights up-

edited 7th Jan '18 9:54:37 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Artoria receives a text-

Mordred: -pops down for a split second to read it before going back to watching the fight- <So... start planning a jailbreak?>

Artoria: "I'm not interested in her! It was one dance!"

Mordred: -smirks- <The more you deny it the more I assume you are.>

Artoria: "... Mordred why."

Mordred snatches Artoria's phone from her.

edited 7th Jan '18 9:56:12 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Unnamed Island

Daydre comes out relatively unscathed. Then she checks her phone!

"... That can't be good."

off the shits

Lewis: -is walking around, looking for his Pokemon- They're sure to have gotten out, they're incredibly smart mons...

Pupitar: -half-buried in the sand, tracking him with her eyes- <............>

Lewis: Right? Manasseh especially, she's so resourceful. Remember when I caught her? She ate her way out of six Ultra Balls! It was... really surprising...

Pupitar: <..................>

Lewis: And Dasher is fast, even for a Ponyta, with how much she runs away from everything, ah. -sighs- I bet they're lost on the other side of the island.

Pupitar: <...............................>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Unnamed Island

Artoria is trying to get her phone back but is defeated by the fact that Mordred is both stronger than her and exactly the same height.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Sergey's Camp

Phaz: "B-Better like so."

He looks at the camp. "...I bet it's Cynthia or Aicha again..." >///>

Meanwhile Embry is giggling on Mistral and jumps away, running once again.

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

"Wow. Really? You really think that is going to happen, that I'm literally just going to give you the Grand Articuno because you asked for it..."

Jester is not pleased, but then he smiles, "I suppose it could work... But I'd have to set some rules. How does a once a day use with a microtransaction timer sound?"

Everyone proceeds to snap back to normal as the bubbles disappate and the scenery changes back to the stone dungeon feel of the Divine Beast.

The change isn't painful but it sure does feel uncomfortable.

<Quite frankly good riddance. I have a kingdom to run,> Ganon remarked. He turned to the party, <Now. Do you need anything?>

The Fire Wheel is going to hurt a lot as Spinme is tiny and doesn't even know how to use the body properly.

The Fire!Blight halts and looks over the tiny Spinme. Is that concern?

Silas is outside waiting for the others, "So... success?"

Grand Articuno

Phaz: "Eww, microtransactions. Now I know another reason to dislike you, [[EA]]."

He shrugs.

"But what would even be that microtransaction money...? 'Nyway, I think we're taking as one would say 'too darn long'."

Grand Hentei

Spinme looks at the Fireblight after being hurt.

Spinme: "What's wrong big boy...? Never saw someone protect another like so?"

She gets up on her legs a bit hard and charges at the Fire!Blight !

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Grand Frigidichi

Sylveon’s Pokéball opened immediately after Phaz’s [EA] remark. Before she could say anything, Colt knelt down and placed a hand on her neck. “Too easy,” he reasoned. Then he blinked.

He turned to Jester, scarf drawn. “I can’t speak for my team, but I’d favor to instead pry this construct from your cold, dead hands.

“Not because you won’t give it up, but because then you’ll have cold, dead hands because the rest of you will be dead.” In response to this, most of the Pokéballs in Colt’s pocket fidgeted, which he drew and placed in a separate pocket.

9-Volt was the only one who did not want in. Colt had placed the scarf on an illusory coathook behind him, for the sake of a free hand.

Sylveon returned herself mostly out of habit.

edited 8th Jan '18 10:03:27 AM by AbsentCoder

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Contact Me!

-Forte walks into the hotel lobby and marvels at the sight-

Forte: Whoa. This place is almost as fancy as that Hotel Richissime.

Fireball: <Almost.>

-they then notice an old man with a Flareon by his side waving them down-

???: Hey, you there, youngster!

Forte: Huh?

???: You're Kagetora's new apprentice, aren't you?

Forte: How did you know that?

Fireball: <He must be the guy!>

Forte: Oh! You're Chad, the Flareon User, aren't you?

Chad: Heh heh. That's me. Come on over, I've already got a trial in mind for you and your Flareon.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Dishevelled, D sits at his desk, just staring at the wall. Not even smoking, just sitting there. There are thick bags under his eyes.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

-Chad leads Forte to an area outside the hotel-

Chad: And here we are.

-and to a spot where a pair of grills are set up-

Chad: Have you ever cooked over an open flame? Personally, I think it adds a flavor you just can't get anywhere else.

Forte: Uh, not really. I'm kind of a picky eater so... wait, is this your trial?

Chad: That's right! It's a cook-off! You'll notice that neither grill has any fuel, so we'll both be relying solely on our Flareons for the heat.

Fireball: <Oh yeah! This sounds awesome!>

Chad's Flareon: <Well, you sure sound energetic.>

Forte: Uh...

Chad: Didn't bring any ingredients? No worries, the Thrifty Megamart isn't far from here. I'm not going to dictate what you have to make, but I'd recommend something that cooks well under high heat. Unless you think your Flareon isn't up to the task, of course...

Fireball: <I am! I am!>

-Forte shakes their head-

Forte: I might not be all that experienced with cooking, but I won't back down.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Mobius Airship — Admin D's Office

-Out of the shadows, a Gengar slips in, grinning. Being an admin, D should easily recognize him and who his trainer is.-

Bartemaeus: <You've got a visitor, D.>

"oh....no."

He massages his temples.

"Just send her in so we can get this over with."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE