Dunsparce Cloud
Definitely a Pyroar: <Eep!>
-the Pyroar and its footprints vanish, and a Zorua scampers out of the way of Scarlette's feet-
Hey! Watch where you're going!
-the girl in the coat, who is obviously Avery, turns around at hearing Scarlette-
Avery: Oh dear. Facade, what did I say about pretending to be a bigger mon?
Leave footprints so they think it's real!
Avery: ...I specifically said the opposite of that.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The Pokémon Genius
Celadon Hotel
-All the Pokemon are recalled and the Regina facsimile vanishes-
-Jacob? staggers over to a duct and sits down-
Jacob: "... No... NO"
~W͏̻̜̼̜̩̖͎H͚͉̲̜̤Y͏ ̲͜ẠR̴̲̝E̵͈̗̤̪͖̬ ͎͈̻̲͇͈Y̦̗̝̺͖ǪU ̜S̳͍̖̰͟T͕͞I͎͙̭L̻̲͇̳̪L̴̰ ͇̝͉͓͍̟F͓I̘̹̘͍̹G̞̪̫̟̕H̳͖͖̥̜T̗͎̱I̘̺̹N̻͟G͜~
~YOU~
~YOU WILL LET ME HAVE THIS~
~Y̺̝̲̹O͈U̢ ͍͔̘̤̟̱̀L̟̯͢OS̬͍̟̳̖̜̕T̪̗̦̫̕~
-Jacob's hand starts moving towards his phone-
~N̬̤͈͘A̟̟N̦̲͍̺͖Ị̷̮ ̖̱̺ͅT̫͙͉̹̪͇͡H͙̜̣̰͔̼̀E̬ ̞͓͝F̴̣̥͈̮ͅU̡̗̞CK̨̠~
-And types out a message-
From: Jacob
Do not feel bad about that. Please, I forgive you, and I know why it happened.
Are you alright?
I need to make sure you're alright.
???
-Back in black pits of Chaos' mind-
-It is experience a unique situation-
-It is currently being held down and choked out by a very angry man-
Jacob: -Hissing- "If you hurt her I will tear you apart before my friends do and save them the trouble you fourth-rate C-List monster of the week"
Chaos: -Is honestly unsure of how to deal with this all and just sort of lets it happen?-
edited 30th Dec '17 7:12:16 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Some Rando
Relic Castle
"You have a book bag?" Colt realized.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Flying Colors
Celadon
Kai: Yeah, I know. I've been here for five of those six myself, remember. Which is why I'm taking the time to enjoy this little lull in the action~
-Scarlette, having braced herself for a much bigger mon, stumbles through the illusion and falls over.-
Scarlette: Oof...
-She picks herself up, shaking off the snow.-
Scarlette: Sorry, sorry, I'm just a bit disoriented. Um, quick question, do you know where this is? I'm not familiar with this city.
Fwomph
Celadon
Yeah, it's decently calm. Calm is nice.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Dunsparce Cloud
-PEFE!Every checks her texts-
To: Rocket Boots
From: Every Memito
I'm fine, it's been an emotionally exhausting day. There wasn't really anything left to discuss, and I needed a break from people.
I'm sorry about my team, I'll talk with them as soon as I can. I don't know what got into them.
Take care. I'll have the real gun to you in a bit.
-her breathing evens out-
Ever: ...Do you want to talk about whatever's going on?
-notably, he's not reading her texts-
PEFE!Every: ...In a bit.
Brie: Do you want a hug?
PEFE!Every: Oh. Yes. Please.
Brie: -hugs PEFE!Every, making a face at Ever behind the other girl's back-
-Ever just rolls his eyes-
Avery: It's hardly your fault. Facade is difficult.
I have to stay in practice, don't I?
Avery: Uh, you're in Celadon City. Did you have an accident with a teleporter or something?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The Pokémon Genius
Celadon Hotel Roof
-After reading the messages Jacob stops shaking, brushes himself off, and starts climbing down-
-The obnoxious migraine was dealt with-
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Flying Colors
Celadon City
Kai: Yeah. It really is. 💜
-She looks up to the sky.-
Kai: I do still have some things to work out myself. Finding my sister, for one, and also dealing with the Iron data... but first, I just want to relax.
Scarlette: (Oh, good, that was exactly the excuse I was going to give.) Yeah, a wild Ralts freaked out and sent me here. Celadon, you said? That's, uh... Johto, I think?
The Flamebringer
Artoria: "..."
From: Artoria
You would not happen to know where Corrin is, would you? Mordred suggested asking her advice on... recent events, given who she is.
Mordred: "Why didn't we think of this half an hour ago?"
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
like christ, but with more nails
spongebob narrator voice Six. Pages. Later.
Dolabella: -breaks a Woobat-themed cuckoo clock in the background, eliciting a rapid shrieking noise from the device-
Channah: For sure, yeah. Lots of people. But really, I guess - all that is kinda moot if I'm ah, basically about to go against what I just said, anyway. So, point in your favor.
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Dunsparce Cloud
Avery: You're in Kanto, actually. Johto's sister region. It's a bit more urban...and significantly cooler if you ask me.
-she gives a sheepish smile-
Avery: Uh, do you need help getting back...well, wherever you're going? I don't have a teleporter but Saffron's a city over and I'm sure someone there can help you.
-meanwhile, Facade wanders over to Gus and sits down in front of the larger mon, head cocked-
Facade: <You're big. Not as big as Imago, but bigger than me.>
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Fwomph
Celadon
Yeah... I guess personally I don't have any pressing matters but hey I'll likely end up getting involved in someone else's mess again...
-He sighs-
I kinda want an adventure for my own reasons I guess.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Meet The New Boss
AU Airship
-Everyone is here, including Archer as a Gible wrestling the Vibrava he caught-
Display!Alex: Okay, the first think we should probably note is I managed to make contact with back home.
Locke: And we found out from Tagg that...
-cue explanation of the AU's entire backstory-
Gible!Archer: -to Locke- <Well damn!>
-Tosses the Vibrava into a wall, then starts glowing and stretching until he's now a Gabite-
<FINALLY!>
Shizuo: Are you sure that's going to help the purification process?
Gabite!Archer: <It's helping me!> -flexes-
Celadon
Zumi: Ooh... She sounds wonderful and cute.
Moon Tribe Ruins
Sora: No idea.
Nena: <That's a object that was supposed to turn Latii into lesser Pokemon, but for some reason it never wo->
-Sora puts it on and becomes a Hoppip-
Hoppip!Sora: <This again?>
Nena: <OH OF COURSE IT WAS SET TO DEFAULT HUMAN THIS WHOLE TIME>
edited 30th Dec '17 8:39:50 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
Zoroark Green: <Yeah. It's where I keep the books I check out.>
<...not that that's, like, a surprise.> -she sweatdrops-
Maybe I can slow them down...
Cephas used Stealth Rock!
Fuzz: <Braid!>
Braid: <I see it!>
-Braid leaps ahead, attacking the rocks with Double Kick-
-a few manage to dig into him, but his muscle tone seems to deflect part of the damage-
Braid: <The Fire type was bred out of my line. I'm a pure Fighter, rock.>
Fuzz: <You don't have to talk to the quarry!>
-Cephas turns down a passage that appears to be much more naturally-walled-
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
pain peko
Sylveon: <Purification? Like those mean Shadow mons?>
AU!Shaun: "I wish Margaret knew Teleport..."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
The Wanderer
Lacunosa, past
-To Channah-
We-Suddenly cuckoo clock breakage-We might be paying for that one, as in monetarily.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Soujin: "Well, that does explain some things..."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Trans Terminus Homo
Moon Tribe Ruins
Alyesha had to surpress a chuckle at this sudden transformation
Deep Voice!Alyesha: "Ehehe, so it does work... you do look kinda cute like that... can I pat you?"
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Some Rando
Relic Castle
"I was actually insinuating that - to my knowledge - I never saw your bookbag," he explained, shrugging. "Should we go back and get it?"
Having seen the place the Zoroark apparently called home, he considered the clarification that she didn't have to battle if she didn't want to, before realizing that sounded a little desperate.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: That's fine, I got it. -goes and pays for it, bringing the pieces back in a bag, mumbling to herself as she returns- ...you do for New Year's? Oh, hung out with Tagg somewhere in Unova and bought a fugly broken clock. Least the Woobat's cute. Er.
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
The Wanderer
Lacunosa, past
I should probably pay for that-
-Paid for-
Well okay then.
-To Channah, looking at the clock-
I have some mons that could probably fix it... or knowing them somehow turn it into the world's quirkiest time bomb or something.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: Nah - Actually, sure, if they're willing. That sounds kinda neat. Mine just break shit.
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Zoroark Green: <Yeah, this trip would have been a bust otherwise> ^-.-^;
-she sighs and turns around-
-as he rounds the corner, Cephas is just barely grazed by a Flamethrower fired by Fuzz-
Cephas: So he's still Fire type, at least.
Fuzz: <You know, this would be a lot easier if somebody had agreed to bring the Snag Machine!>
Braid: <We were stealing a book!>
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Some Rando
Relic Castle -> Route 4 Sewers
"Hang on..." Colt halted as he focused his Obscura a few metres beside himself and the Illusion Fox Pokemon, seeing an opportunity to practice something.
From where his focus pooled, the song he was humming earlier
played, at a fairly reasonable audio so they wouldn't lose hearing. Granted, Green managed to keep her hearing through a Legendary Facepalm, so what could he possibly throw at her?
"Okay, let's go." And so he walked, gesturing for Green to follow.
edited 30th Dec '17 8:59:25 PM by AbsentCoder
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Zoroark Green: <Well, it is awfully old.>
<No central heat, lousy wifi.>
-she pauses, patting at her side-
<...when did you last see my book bag?>
Braid: <You won't get away!>
Braid used Agility!
Fuzz used Agility!
Cephas: <crap>
Cephas used Rollout!
Braid: <Drop the camera and we'll let you leave!>
Cephas: <Crap>
Fuzz: <Actually cameras these days store pictures on very tiny memory cards that are easy to hide so it'd really be easier to just steal him along with the book.>
Cephas: <CRAP>
edited 30th Dec '17 7:07:05 PM by Tangent128
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?