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Celadon

-Okay yes chaste cheek kiss is okay for now. Pent retreats to recover from a day of being incredibly embarrassed but also really happy and fun??-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Masako: <... I'll take your word for it. And nope.>

Astolfo: -confusedface- <What's a griffin?>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Psyche nods. ~...Wait, you haven't talked to him yet? Didn't we discuss this? ...Or did I only think to bring it up to you. I might have only thought about that.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Ever: I...I don't know. I don't know why I said that.

...Anyway, you are adorable. I've got a Mimikyu too but he's a big grump.

Custard: <...Oh.>

-she flicks her tail, and makes another stab at conversation-

<...How do you and Astolfo know each other, then?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Pizza Parlor — Past

Diane: He's been busy! But sooooooooon.

Kai: Soooooooon.

Astolfo: :D <And you are very blue!>

Masako: <The contrivances of a Ninetails, mostly.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

~Sooooooon. And hopefully sooooon, you pop the question. BUT for now we prepare.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Ever: I am! It's my secret power.

Custard: <A Ninetales? Ninetales are stressful. They breathe ice on you and swear grudges against you over tiny little things!>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

 Somewhere in Unova 

-They're a bunch of weak demons fighting a guy with a demon-slaying sword and his empowered friends. As you'd expect, it didn't take too long to kill them-

Judith: -Shoots the last one in the "face" with her laser rifle while glowing with a golden aura- There has to be more than this.

-As if to answer her question, an even bigger demon, its heads in the shape of various screaming mons, stomps into the clearing and roars-

Wanderer: -Smiling- Yes, another one! Let's get 'em guys!

-Flash Steps in front of the demon and bats the abomination what seems to be at least a mile away-

Judith: -Crossing arms- Showoff.

Pikachu: <Yeah, save some for us!>

Wanderer: -Grabs both and immediately runs after it-

edited 28th Dec '17 10:05:57 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Astolfo: <Oooh!>

Masako: <And this one talks in... weird. She puts hearts and stars at the ends of her sentences instead of punctuation. Somehow.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon fountain.

-"Three of the four Honchkrow are hit, and drop to no health. However, one, who seems to be the largest, and meanest of the birds still has a small amount of health left, and launches an air slash at the group on the ground"-

-"The Honchkrow that had used roost, charges at Alexandrea the Ampharos with a steel wing"-

-"The first murkrow takes notice of Arkady... and then promptly starts pecking the poor thing in the face as though it were an ear of corn"-

Let's all have fun

Ever: Yep! A Latios curse made my hair blue!

Custard: <Oh, I've heard about that! It's called emojis, Ever talks about them.>

Ever: (aside) Those go in text, not speech, Custard.

Custard: <...Oh. Never mind. That's super weird.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Masako: <Yep.>

Astolfo: -looks concerned.- <A Latios cursed you?>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon - Last Night

-Karna looks back at Artoria and is struck by the nightslash, looking at Mordred-

-His gold bits glow brighter and he explodes towards Artoria, slamming his blazing foot into her- <You're impressive, but you telegraph your intention for such a strong strike.>

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Artoria: <Still, I should only need to hit you once.>

And she slams one of her own blades into Karna, wreathed in wind.

And is then kicked in the face and sent flying, landing in a heap.

Mordred: <HEY! WE WERE FIGHTING!> -She runs up and slams another Night Slash into him.-

edited 28th Dec '17 10:16:19 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Ever: Well, sort of. He made magic hair dye, which I used, and now my hair is blue forever.

Custard: <...So what brings you to Celadon?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-the Zoroark grabs her hat to prevent it being blown away-

Zoroark Green: <Whoa!>

Cephas: O_O

<Um... I remember that Echo person was there, if you ever met her.>

<I heard Mew was but I didn't see her.>

<But from what you said earlier it sounds like you did and managed to not get turned into a Froakie or something.>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Astolfo: <Oooh!>

Masako: <The fox went to a party here and we haven't left.>

-Beat-

<The other fox. The larger fox.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Ever: Yes, it was quite fortuitous!

Custard: <Oh. I think that's why my trainer's here too.

You know, it's kind of funny. You're a fox, she's a fox, and the Mimikyu is dressed up as a fox.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Astolfo: :D

Masako: <... You're not wrong.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Castelia Library Balcony

“Actually, I just had to remind her that I wanted to become human again,” Colt explained as he rubbed his wrist. “And it played out just fine.

“Besides, it was too    adorable    watching her react to me using a Sucker Punch on her, and the rest of the battle was fun, too,” he reminisced.

“Also, who the hell is Echo?”

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Celadon

-everyone is struck by the Air Slash-

Pippy, Thespi, Megan: Augh!>

Tripod: -largely unaffected, being Electric/Steel-

Megan: An-d it's time to finish this. Blast them!

-they all aim for the biggest one, and fire-

Pippy used Hydro Pump!

Tripod used Thunder!

Thespi used Hydro Pump!

-drawing power from the rain-

No mind to think. No will to break.

-Ever pets Astolfo happily-

Custard: <Oh! Do you think that's her plan? Gathering foxes?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Celadon - Last Night

-The Gallade is knocked back and skids across the street, just missing Mordred's night slash-

-He stares, wide eyed at Artoria- <... You... You are powerful.>

-The ground burns bright as his fighting spirit intensifies and the two Lurantis feel the street starts to glow-

-He looks at Artoria and Mordred and focused himself, and unleashed a torrent wave of heat-

edited 28th Dec '17 10:33:07 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Artoria: -standing up slowly- <I... certainly like to think so!> -She tries to land another Aerial Ace before collapsing, not quite out, but certainly in no position to fight more.-

Mordred slams another Night Slash, also collapsing, and definitely out.

Astolfo sways happily at being pat.

Masako: <While possible, I find it unlikely.>

edited 28th Dec '17 10:38:49 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.