Finn: <I think the fact you're scared of a Kyurem has to do more with you being a weak human than anything.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Not A Lawyer
-Alice raises an eyebrow at Gabe.-
Alice: Is this really a grounds to form a rivalry? We have similar fashion sense, that's all.
Liam: ...It's a g-good look, though...
Lucius: Oh man, did you get Vadered? That's awesome.
-His enthusiasm fades as he turns to Alonya.-
Lucius: ...The one you told me about?
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Fwomph
The Kitchen
-There is silence for a moment as the Pen's avatar appears-
Fake Ass Kalosi- Okay we're done with that bit now, it's Gallus: <Oh, it's you.>
-Susan remains silent as she ponders her next move. She carefully turns to the Gallade before gesturing at the Pen's avatar-
Susan: Who is this fleshy Sans guy and why is he talking about glitches..?
Gallus: <Ze Pen, a rather... Unusual artifact.>
Karliah: <It makes constructs and other glitch things. Pent's been using it mostly for summoning lasers>
Susan: ... That goes against most of what I thought was his stance on anything glitchy. Also the last time a glitch made baked goods didn't really go well at all.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
The Flamebringer
Mordred: <... Wait you two are legendaries.>
Artoria: "Waitwhat."
Some Rando
Clavis - GET DOWN
Colt stilled his breathing as he drew his scarf from his pocket, inadvertently shuffling the 'balls around before the Ultra Ball could open. He was still able to exit and get out, but he didn't know that.
"You wanna take this outside?" He asked as he clenched the scarf in his hand. By the time the sentence finished, the Ultra Ball opened and Lucario D.C. materialized, Expert Belt blindfolding him.
He slapped his trainer upside the head and forced him to drop the scarf. Within only a few more seconds, he had forced the scarf around his neck, returned him, and was now wearing his jacket.
<This is why he never drinks; he becomes even more of an idiot and has an even harder time shutting up.>
edited 23rd Dec '17 5:24:58 PM by AbsentCoder
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Flying Colors
Celadon — Outside
-Kai giggles-
Kai: Maybe makeup is to be expected, but yours? That's goth makeup, my friend. Liam's right, though, it is a great look on you.
Iron Cooler
Scarlette: Huh... I'm hesitant to get a prosthetic myself, the sound of metal on things bugs me a bit, but it is pretty cool looking.
-She goes quiet as Alonya mentions her brother.-
Clavis Manor
Ludmilla: I think I'll pass...
Doomsday: <As your medical aide, I hereby prescribe you one big meal.>
Ludmilla: I don't think-
Doomsday: <Too bad, I'm going to go get you a balanced meal so you don't go to bed on an empty stomach and wake up in the morning with a compromised immune system.>
Ludmilla: ... Why aren't you like this all the time?
Doomsday: <Because you're a growing girl, and you've already shown that the School never considered the genetic markers for puberty-triggered migraines when it comes to their methods. So I'm gonna head off any future problems at the pass!>
Ludmilla: You just want to nap more and not get called on an emergency.
Doomsday: <And there's nothing you can do to stop me from ensuring that!>
-She drags Ludmilla off to the buffet.-
The Pen grinned and stepped forward, -Kids. I'm just a constructed intelligence. But I do hold some glitch based powers.-
It snapped its fingers and a easy bake oven appeared on a nearby table, it vanished just as easily. -Dunno why Pent has been holding onto me, it may be the lasers. Give a man a gaster blaster, he'll make everyone have a bad time.-
-And I'm not making the baked goods. I'm saying.-
A cookie appeared, it smelled freshly baked and was warm to the touch, -We simply just bend reality to say we already did. Something this scale? Minor, no need for constructs... We just run a different command. R/Give[ITEM][Number]. In this case, R/Give[Cookie][1]. I'm capable of a lot of things... Pent's just decided to use me for non evil purposes.-
The Pokémon Genius
Route 7
-Jacob is sitting atop a hill here, watching snowflakes fall with Siegfried-
Jacob: "... It's cold, huh?"
Siegfried: <... Yes, it is.>
Jacob: "But! That's alright. Christmas is coming around. Warm home and hearth for family and friends."
-He looks up- "... I quite like all the friends I've made these past few years."
Siegfried: <Miss Regina seems quite proud of you.>
Jacob: "Of course. She's got to watch me grow up way too fast, and now she sees me getting to relax, and be happy. I'm glad she's found her own happiness as well."
Celadon Hotel
Verax: -He settles down, and smiles as well-
-Because he does not care-
-He is happy-
-He shivers a little, a small sense of dread coming over him-
-It probably isn't anything-
Celadon City
-There is now a Kalida around-
???
-Tragedy was annoyed-
-It had run into the three interlopers again-
-It has another chunk taken out of It-
-It will need to avoid them in the future-
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
???
Maxim: <Hy got heem again!>
Dimo: <No fair! Hyu ken Teleport!>
Oggie: <Hyu und hy need to be schmotter, Dimo.>
Dimo: <Like dumboozle hy do. Hy just need to be faster.>
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Clavis Party, Food
"I think I might've met him a few times? I don't know him well."
Clavis Conservatory
"I've never met this weird-talking fox lady in my life"
He pauses for a second as he tries to process what Sylveon's trying to get him to do.
"I'm pretty sure I still got alcohol in my system, and I don't know how well that's going to gel with my normal liver..."
off the shits
Read: <For four..?>
-she looks at the spaghetti, then at the Rykliai and Vilkai-
<...oh.> 
-a Geodude has been casually and quite accidentally cornered in a dead end-
Cephas: <I WARN YOU I KNOW EARTHQUAKE!>
<...you're... not a Nihelego.>
Zoroark Green: -laughes heartily- <Ha! Ha! Ha!>
-wiping a tear from her eye- <No, I don't think so.>
-tilting her head- <You are lost, I assume? We don't see many local Geodude.>
Cephas: <...yeah.>
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Fwomph
Clavis Manor
-Alright, this party convoy's wandering over to the buffet! Time to get some snacks and ponder what to do next-
-Also provide more affection to Selene, that's something to do-
The Kitchen
Susan: That still feels suuuuuuper sketchy but I guess it works?
Mercer the ??? (I'll decide later): <Oh so you don't want to just buy some but you're fine with being given it for free by a glitch construct.>
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
The Wanderer
-To Echo-
Well... I kinda have issues where that's concerned. Harder to read, harder than I'd expect if I were neurotypical.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
The Pen chuckled and shrugged, shifting visage to the more meaty less skeleton version. -I ain't in it to cause trouble. Pentigan leads a interesting life. I find that fun.-
The cookie was crushed, -You don't need to worry about me turning on you. You just need to worry about Pent here letting me use more power than necessary, one time he outright withered his arm thanks to that.-
-In my defense, illusion Constructs made by a glitch are freaking bullshit.-
The Pen constructed a chair to sit in, -So, either of you have questions?-
Some Rando
Clavis Conservatory
<Oh~ you're unfamiliar with each other, that makes sense,> Sylveon amended. <Though I kinda figured you two would hit it off, as you two are the only Ninetales-human hybrids here,> she reasoned. <But that's on -> Sylveon paused, processing what Rowan said.
Amaterasu also blinked. <Did he just say "normal liver"?> She asked.
Amaterasu had to aim for Sylveon's feeler, but the Fairy-type never even turned around. <We got him!> The latter whooped.
Clavis Conversation
Talbain sneezed.
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The Flamebringer
Dunsparce Cloud
-Klavazazel winks at Read- <You got Bart to do the thing, right?>
-both Vilki take some spaghetti-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Flying Colors
Celadon — Hotel
-Paula stirs awake. Sits up. Blinks a few times. Winces and shields her eyes from the sun shining through the window (this whole scene probably happened way earlier, she didn't sleep in that much). Puts on her sunglasses.-
Paula: Mmm... morning.
Clavis Manor
Echo: I see... it's more than just knowing your enemies are there, then.
Iron Cooler
Scarlette: I suppose... it's more the process of getting it that I'm a bit spooked by.
Not A Lawyer
-The corner of Alice's lip curls upwards.-
Alice: Why thank you. Again, I could say the same for you. I'm honestly not sure that I could pull that dress off myself.
-Liam has now disappeared entirely into his hoodie.-
-Lucius turns back to Natalie.-
Lucius: ...Okay, the broken spine sounds like it sucks. But still, if you can have a robot hand, get a robot hand, whatever it's made of. I mean. Duuuuude.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Some Rando
Clavis Conservatory
<D.C. did point out your ears have a distinct Aura signature,> Amaterasu mused.
Suddenly the back her head was struck with the hilt of a seamitar. <She's got a point, you know,> Helmsman admitted.
<Would Colt's boss say something about a technology deal and mention someone named Rowan if he was involved?> 9-Volt offered, half-tempted to try to siphon some juice from the "tech" if it even was.
<Their most popular IP is an RPG,> Julius noted. <What reason would they have for some new hardware?>
<They could be branching out,> Amaterasu noted. <Rolling stone and all that.
<Just note that our trainer is part of the J-Team and he's learning to know that shenanigans exceeding previous comprehension are now in play,> Amaterasu told Tamamo and Rowan as the five returned to their argument.
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pain peko
Jamie: <But...how? I've never seen hybrids before.>
Shaun: "Each of these seems to deal with the Guardian's specialties. The real Darkrai, illusions. Palkia, bending space."
Jessica: "Hi Umbra! Hi Ammy!"
-Shaun says nothing.-
edited 23rd Dec '17 6:22:42 PM by SwiftSeraph
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
The Flamebringer
Tamamo raises a wrist, revealing an armband. "This, for me at least☆"
edited 23rd Dec '17 6:23:04 PM by Izshta
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Read: -nods- <Paid him and Malley off with some fruit I swiped from that other Ryklys's bag.>
-Ryklys and Ryklys each take their own bites of spaghetti-
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Clavis House of Horror
"Actually I think it might have something to do with the fact that they're legendaries able to take on a human guise and anyone would be terrified of a Kyurem.
"And I bothered to learn what you guys actually are because as fresh J-Team meat I'm gonna be dealing with a lot of this, I hope," Colt explained, making himself known, barely aware that he just outed them as Legendaries.
An Ultra Ball fidgeted to the top of his pocket.
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