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Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#522051: Dec 20th 2017 at 5:06:46 PM

Route 4

Jacob: "... Yes. I still have the nerves there."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#522052: Dec 20th 2017 at 5:07:31 PM

Route 4

-Deziree leans in to hear Every. Not because she has tinnitus or anything - her eardrums are as indestructible as her liver - but because she's not used to whispering.-

Dimo: <ZZZZZZZZZZZ>

Oggie: <ZZZZZZZ>

Maxim: <Lightvei-ZZZZZZZZZZ>

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#522053: Dec 20th 2017 at 5:12:27 PM

Route 4

PEFE!Every: Sorry. I can speak up a little.

-this is said in a voice maybe a decibel up from usual-

-she gives Jacob's arm one more poke, just for fun-

PEFE!Every: Okay, this should work then! I'll need some blood, and you're going to need something to eat!

Nimbasa

-there is a Mimikyu here, not wearing a Latios sheet, but a regular Pikachu sheet-

-he's also holding up a big sign saying "KAITO AMARIN" in very nice calligraphy-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#522054: Dec 20th 2017 at 5:16:39 PM

Route 4

Jacob: "Go ahead. And I... Okay?"

"I'll make time to eat, yeah."

"But yeah, Dezi, meet Every. One of the sweetest and also most terrifyingly brilliant people I know. I feel like you two would get along."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#522055: Dec 20th 2017 at 5:19:48 PM

Route 4

Deziree: Every? Oh- oh, you're the Every that Tagg refers to. I'm Deziree. I do all sorts of things. Like develop a serum that allows Pokemon to consume and metabolize glitchmatter.

Dimo: <ZZZZZZZ*BEEEELCH*ZZZZZZZZZZ>

Deziree: I really hope they outgrow that but anyway, pleased to meet you!

Somewhere in the Unova Wilderness

Dimo: <ZZZZZZZ*BEEEELCH*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ>

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#522056: Dec 20th 2017 at 5:26:52 PM

Nimbasa City

The scarf now in the dextrous fingers owned by Colt rather than Talbain's paws, he paused to look around and caught sight of a Mimikyu with a sign bearing Kaito's name.

He handed the scarves to Lucario, the Aura Pokemon electing to don the orange one for now.

He was no longer a bipedal jackal with the ability to sense aura. He looked more akin to someone a few years older than Colt with about the same level of combat experience. Read, he did not have a jacket, instead possessing a black track shirt. What was once baggy fur passing the illusion of shorts were now actual shorts with equivalent baggage.

He wore a pair of tennis shoes that were the same blue of his fur on the sides with the metallic color of his spikes.

His hair was a nondescript, smoothly-combed jet black that went down for a little longer than it should have, all punctuated with his Expert Belt turning into a pair of dark glasses held by the collar of his shirt.

With Muninn

Colt approached the Mimikyu. "You looking for Kaito, too?" He asked rhetorically.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#522057: Dec 20th 2017 at 5:37:45 PM

Nimbasa City, Since Daydre Got Dumped Here Offscreen Following the Events of Hyul Island

Rowan: <Hey.. Isn't that party thing you mentioned coming up?>

Daydre, in the middle of doing something ambiguously artist-y, drops what she's holding.

".... Shit."

Rowan: <Oh, you forgot huh?>

"............. Maybe?"

Rowan: <-sigh- Well, at least you didn't miss it entirely. You didn't have anything you needed to do for it did you?>

"Not really. I just wanted to buy new shoes. The ones I have on me are.. Not very formal." She looks down at her boots. They were probably a lot nicer at some point, but now they're showing their age. And a couple oddly colored splotches.

Rowan: <Would anyone even care if you wore those?>

"Prrrobably not, at the end of the day. But they don't match my party outfit and people are probably gonna look at me funny."

Rowan: <.. -another sigh- Understandable (enough) reasoning. Okay, let's go shopping then.>

"Now?"

Rowan: <You wanna go now or an hour before the party? Because knowing you you'll forget about it if we don't do it now.>

"... Fair."

And so the two go on adventure to find a shoe store. Or a store that sells shoes. There's a distinction.

off the shits
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#522058: Dec 20th 2017 at 5:49:39 PM

Nimbasa, Briefield

Vee: <I think I might take you up on that offer! Unless you're, like, busy or something.>

-she smiles-

<You're a really cool person, Brie. Mind if we traded numbers for later, if we're gonna be working with the J-Team in the near future?>

No mind to think. No will to break.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#522059: Dec 20th 2017 at 5:57:19 PM

Route 4

-PEFE!Every blushes-

PEFE!Every: That's kind. A pleasure to meet you, Deziree; that sounds quite brilliant. We'll have to discuss it at some point.

-she smiles, and then sticks a syringe in Jacob's arm, handing it off to Rotary, who vanishes with a click-

PEFE!Every: Seriously, eat before they get back. You need as much spare mass as you can manage.

Nimbasa, Veefield

Brie: Yeah, sure!

-she writes it down for Vee-

Brie: Call if you need anything!

Nimbasa, Muninn

Muninn: <Not especially. I just need you to tell them that their sister's gone into a portal in Lostlorn Forest.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#522060: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:04:32 PM

Stormchaser, yesterday-ish

Or I could build a portal tapping into all this multiversal chaos... But I'd need the parts. Danke for your help though.

Nimbasa

Jackie: ...Did they just-

Jean: Can I try?

Nimbasa, elsewhere

-An Ersatz Alliance is near Daydre-

Contact Me!
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#522061: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:06:12 PM

Nimbasa With Muninn

"Oh, you're that Mimkyu Sylveon played cards with," he realized. "Didn't know it was you without that Latios shroud," he admitted as he drew his phone.

To: Kaito

From: Colton Rever

The Mimikyu with your sign wants to tell you your sister's wandered through a portal in Lostlorn Forest.

"Message sent, either he'll respond or come over." He sat himself down beside Muninn and reached a hand for the top of his disguise, willing to accept if the gesture would be unwelcome.

Neon-basa

"Sure," Lucario conceded, handing her the blue scarf. "Be sure to give it back; we have no idea how to get to where we need to to get a replacement.

edited 20th Dec '17 6:06:55 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#522062: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:08:21 PM

Nimbasa, somewhere

"Oh, hey. that store looks interesting." Daydre points at the Ersatz Alliance.

Rowan: <.. Okay, let's go in then?>

"... But what if I don't like anything and they judge me when I don't buy something?"

Rowan: <You're probably never going to see them again, I don't think they'll mind.>

".. Eh, fair."

And the two walk inside.

edited 20th Dec '17 6:08:30 PM by Daydre

off the shits
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#522063: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:08:59 PM

Route 4

Jacob: "... Okay!"

-He removes the gauntlet on his right arm and starts tapping away at it once it projects a keyboard, and withdraws several granola bars and also a steak dinner because he is really really extra-

-After he's done in record time, he stops and looks at Every-

"... Wait is this going to hurt."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#522064: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:11:09 PM

Nimbasa, Briefield

Vee: <I will! Thanks for clearing up the magic stuff!>

-a distant explosion sounds-

<We're okay!>

<I, uh, should probably be supervising. Nice meeting you, Brie!>

-she takes the number in her mouth and scampers off, towards the commotion-

Nimbasa, WTF Zone

Megan: -tentatively raises hand- ..me too?

No mind to think. No will to break.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#522065: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:22:44 PM

Route 16, past

Sholto: <Guess I'll keep doing that, then!>

-He charges in for another Aerial Ace-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#522066: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:24:43 PM

Nimbasa

-Jean puts on the scarf...-

-And becomes a Lycanroc again!

-...Wait. -

Jean: <...Why am I on all fours?>

Ersatz Alliance

-Manning the store is Bartelby in an employee uniform-

Bartelby: -sighs- Hello, how can I help you? Why did I have to fill in today?

Contact Me!
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#522067: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:27:26 PM

Nimbasa - We'll Explain Later Zone

"Just don't tear it and it should all end peacefully," Lucario decided. "Also, you can understand Pokemon after you wear it just once, so remember to thank us~" he sang.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#522068: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:29:56 PM

Nimbasa, WTF Zone

Megan: ...okay, so it turns people into Lycanroc.

...I wonder which one I'll be.

-hearing Lucario- ...whoa...

No mind to think. No will to break.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#522069: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:30:20 PM

Nimbasa, Erstaz Alliance
As Daydre opens the door, a metal-ey Lurantis goes flying by her.

And another Lurantis walks in.

Artoria: <Mordred please.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#522070: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:32:38 PM

Stormchaser

Channah: -has fallen asleep in a random nook for a while-

Lo: -uses Peck-

Channah: Ow. Eh. Wut. They still talking?

Lo: <The party is tomorrow and you haven't anything to wear.>

Channah: Since when d'you care about fashion.

Lo: <Never. But you wouldn't fit in with that outdated ace trainer outfit, and I know how much you hate being noticed. So. To the shops we shall go.>

Channah: Nerrrgh... It's dark out...

Lo: <Of course. You shouldn't have slept all day.>

Channah: -rises and totters after Lo, trying to find the exit- Do you want to be nicknamed Mom?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#522071: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:33:39 PM

Ersatz Alliance

Daydre is startled by Mordred and jumps into Rowan's arms. Except Rowan doesn't have arms (that can hold her, anyway) so Daydre just ends up falling into the doorframe. Despite her awkward positioning, she notices Bartleby's question and turns to address him.

".. Uh, I came in looking for shoes. Maybe an accessory of some kind"

Route 16, far past

The Arm Beetle attempts to avoid the Solar Blade. It almost succeeds.

Almost.

One arm is left in the path of the attack. With the ease of a hot knife through butter, the Blade severs the arm cleanly off. The severed limb drops to the ground and bursts into smoke. After a pause the smoke disperses to reveal several passed out Machop where the arm should have been.

"Hey, what the fuck?!"

"That's not what I was expecting..."

Oh hey, those two are still here.

The Arm Beetle screams in rage, and doesn't seem to notice Morisot's Transformation. The Ice Beam and Aerial Ace do damage, but the Arm Beetle seems too mad to notice. Its hands glow with orange aura and it sweeps around, grabbing at anything it can to heal its wounds.

The bunny girl gets smacked by a hand and knocked back a ways, effectively distracting her for now.

edited 20th Dec '17 6:42:17 PM by Daydre

off the shits
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#522072: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:39:04 PM

Nimbasa, Veefield

Brie: See you!

-she waves-

Brie: ...I sure hope I wasn't supposed to keep any of that secret.

-she shrugs-

Brie: Oh well. They gave off good vibes, and it feels unfair keeping stuff this important to ourselves.

Nimbasa, Muninn

-Muninn accepts a couple pats before scampering away-

Route 4

PEFE!Every: I wouldn't describe it as painful so much as profoundly uncomfortable. Essentially what I'm doing is conducting a factory reset of your body. It takes into account certain hormone levels and the basic existing body plan to ensure that, for instance, you don't come back as an infant, but it will repair most types of damage.

Click!

-PEFE!Every takes the syringe from Rotary and hands it to Jacob-

PEFE!Every: Inject this into yourself. Preferably not in public; I imagine nobody wants to see that.

edited 20th Dec '17 6:41:14 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#522073: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:42:11 PM

Route 4

Jacob: -Immediately injects himself with it- "... I'm sorry what was that last bit?"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#522074: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:42:55 PM

Nimbasa - Scarf Passers Area

Doubtless there are some lumps with all this, Lucario mused as he pulled his new sunglasses from his shirt collar. D.C. is going to be displeased beyond words.

Nimbasa - Sign for Kaito Area

"Okay, then," Colt observed as Muninn ran off. "Probably for the best," he admitted as he thought he developed a noseblood, but it was probably just his imagination.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#522075: Dec 20th 2017 at 6:49:30 PM

edited 20th Dec '17 6:50:38 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

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