Iri Manor

Jacob: "A what"

Godbert: {MAGNIFICENT!}

Jacob: "What is this thing it just keeps flexing and I have no idea what it's saying"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Natalie: "..." CYRUS GET ME MY LAPTOP. AND THAT ONE THING WE WERE TESTING.

Cyrus returns with a temporary rig and a cybernetic right arm and her laptop, which Natalie quickly fires up, leading to the awkward-looking situation where her left arm below the elbow is grey and metallic and her right arm is entirely matte black plastic, currently sitting in a hospital bed in decidedly not a hospital room on a laptop that looks like it's from 20 years in the future, running calculations on a notepad that decidedly was not there before but also that Cyrus didn't bring in.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Floccesy Ranch:

"So what's your story? You said you were part of some kind of team?" Mark then asked as he followed Umbra out of Route 19.

Living The Fever Dream

 Stormchaser 

-To Jacob-

It's one of the Ultra Beasts, you didn't get the dossier?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Iri Manor

Jacob: "Ultra what"

Regina: <PUT DOWN THAT PIANO!>

Godbert: {YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME}

-It places the piano on top of a balcony-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Psyche blushes and smooches back.

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-Texts Jacob the dossier-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Iri Manor

-Jacob looks at his phone while on the call-

"... So wait are these aliens or what."

Regina: <PUT DOWN THAT TYRANITAR!>

Godbert: {NO}

-They place Discord on the piano-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Natalie continues working away. "... Cyrus would you go see how Marie and Jenkins are doing with production?"

Cyrus nods, floating out.

Natalie: "If we implant the braces here, here, and here... the nerve connections for that are here..."

A minute later, Jenkins walks back in. "It seems to be working, Doctor!"

Natalie: "Good, and... Yay, she got back to me. Give the surgeon these instructions and I hope to the various gods we're planning to kill you've osmosed enough knowledge to at least walk a surgeon through the procedure."

Beat

Natalie: "Also tell the one nurse she can come back."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Iron Aux Base

-Zrone kicks the door down◊- "NO NURSES! NURSES ARE FAKE AND A TOOL OF THE SYSTEM!"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

-To Jacob-

Basically.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Natalie: "..."

Cyrus: ~Do you...~

Natalie nods.

And Cyrus grabs him into a Full Nelson, attempting to pick him up and float off with him as the nurse comes in, deigning not to question it.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Vali Outpost

Cynthia: "Hihi~"

Phaz: "Wha-

She takes Colton's scarf that Phaz placed in the bag and swiftly ties it around Phaz's neck, who suddenly dissapears in a puff of smoke, leaving only behind a Kirlia on the seat.

~...~

He clutches himself

~C-C-C-Coooooold! A-Aaaah!~

He looks at Cynthia ~Wh-Why! We're not even somewhere hot!~

Cynthia: ~Aww~, look at that cute Kirlia form~!~

Phaz: sneezes ~If I get a cold it's because of you two! Did you premedited that?!? Oh, you were silent because you were talking telepathically together, huh? Well it's a bad joke!~

Cynthia: ~Ah, shush, you look great! Besides, you won't take that scarf down, right? I mean, you asked for it, hihi~....~

Phaz: ~Absolutely not!~

He tries to undo the knot, but forget he has little to no fingers.

~Darnit!~

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Iri Manor

Jacob: "Neat."

"... So wait can I catch them in normal Pokeballs or?"

Regina: <PUT DOWN THAT 3:1 STATUE OF GILBERT GOTTFRIED!>

Godbert: {MAKE ME NOODLE WOMAN}

Regina: <WHY DO WE OWN THAT>

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

-To Jacob-

You need Beast Balls, normal Poké Balls barely recognize them as mons, we've got deals with the Aether Foundation to get them.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Iri Manor

Jacob: "I can do that. Thanks."

Regina: <PUT DOWN THAT HUMAN!>

Godbert: {YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO}

-They place Jacob atop the statue atop Discord who's laying on the piano-

-Jacob at this point hangs up-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Vali Mountains

"If you don't have the psychic capabilities to even remove that thing, maybe you should keep it on," Colton considered, electing to not look to Phaz, since eye contact would be impossible without looking condescending to someone shorter. "I mean, with Cynthia here, she'd probably be able to help you exercise those abilities.

"Neither I nor my team can do that, since I'm an Obscuric and the only Psychic-type attack we have collectively is Extrasensory, credit to my Shiny Fire-type. Speaking of?" He spoke the last part a little louder, Amaterasu materializing and letting the area get quite a bit warmer.

"So!" He decided, clapping his hands together, which despite his reputation, did not causate a Legendary Facepalm worth of collateral. "Let's get down to business," he decided, those gemstones clenched in his palm.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

The Cipher Peon (?), now dressed in simply a black suit, who attacked Natalie is standing in a dark room, in front of a chair illuminated from behind by monitors. The chair is turned around. His partner stands next to him, dressed in a similar suit.

???: "Bishop, Knight. Report for me." The person (presumably) seated in the chair has a soft, smooth, feminine, voice

Knight: "We tracked the target while she was on vacation to Heahea city. The target went out for a walk, and Bishop followed her, intercepting her in the Lush Jungle."

Bishop: "As ordered, I attempted to deflect blame onto a Cipher splinter organization using disguises and a Shadow pokemon. I failed to kill her due to the unpredictability of Shadow pokemon and the unexpected resilience of her Metagross, ma'am."

???: "But you seriously maimed her, yes?"

Bishop: "Yes, ma'am. She was likely in critical condition, however I cannot confirm her death, having no body do to so."

The chair swivels around, revealing a woman wearing a white business suit with piercing gold eyes.

Cassandra: "A shame, but a temporary setback. You are relieved, but will be called upon again in the future."

The pair exits.

Cassandra: "Her existence, her work, conflicts with my goals. She will be removed."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Vali Outpost

Phaz: ~Oh yeah psychic powers~

He tries to use psychism... aaaaand, nope.

~...Don't patronize me and help.~

Cynthia: ~Look at him! He so cute and need help~... Alright, I'll teach you later.~

Phaz: ~Cynthiaaaaa help me remove iiiit~

Cynthia: ~Lateeeeeer~

Phaz: ~Pleaaaaaaaaaase it's cold outside and I want my buncha clothes back we'll do this later~

Cynthia: ~Nooooooo~

She puts on Phaz one of his sweaters who are now obviously too big for him.

Phaz: ~Midly better at least. Can I have pants?~

Cynthia: ~No now keep quiet in your tutu.~

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Hoenn, Lilycove City, Phazya's Family House - TS

Sergey: "But I'm baaaaaad at decisions" T_T

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

The Talonflame sat there, now even more confused, <WHAT THE HELL!? How?! I?! JUST?! How?! Humans don't just become Pokemon... What's going on?>

<Let it go Dear. They are customers...>

Up came a Froslass, <Paying customers at that. Got plenty of Rup on hand. What do you need?>

The Talonflame still looked confused.

"Well that was a Clusterfuck" Jimmy muttered recalling his team as the pirates went racing off.

"Best get after them."

Vali Mountains

Colton looked to the Talonflame, deathly serious. "TL;DR: If we wanna get off of Hyul, there are things we gotta do involving the six... "grands" on the island, ignoring the fact that we're probably helping someone take over the world." He muttered the last part under his breath.

Amaterasu slapped the back of his head with her tails six times. <What he means is that the sign out front said something about stopping in the outpost to get some warmer clothing, and we do in fact need to prepare,> she summarized.

"Anything we neglected?" He asked Phaz.

Stormchaser

Mindlessly wandering around the ship, someone would probably encounter him. Or the other way around, one of the two.

edited 12th Dec '17 8:17:58 AM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Vali Outpost

Phaz: ~I want your boots, your jacketand a bowl of soup. Please.~

Cynthia shrugs.

Cynthia: ~They aren't your average run-on-the-hill humans. They are... Advanced trainers.~

Phaz blinks and looks up at Colton.

Phaz: ~I don't think so.~

edited 12th Dec '17 8:43:02 AM by Phazya

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

-Despite being noticed, Phoenix continues setting off fireworks and laughing maniacally.-

Phoenix: I AM A CRAZY GOD OF FIRE

Vali Outpost

"Just disregard them, they're respectively referencing a movie from 30 years ago,"

<and a cartoon that should have died 10 years ago>.

"And merely the fact that I have a Shiny Pokemon doesn't make me standout. I mean, I am," he defended, summoning a Dark Pulse Orbitar. "But defining me by my team..." he shook his head, crushing the Obscura in his hand and letting some of the wisps get reabsorbed.

"Anyhow," he presented the gemstones to Talonflame. "What would we need to get to that Articuno statue?"

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]