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AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#517626: Nov 12th 2017 at 7:14:29 PM

Po Town

Colton's phone buzzed with the message from Phoenix. He read it...

and almost reflexively compressed his phone from the sides with one hand, his jealousy almost begetting a facepalm. But he calmed himself enough to not be so petty.

He merely typed up about 13 deep breath-counts worth of angry spiels before deleting it all, unsure of what he had ever typed when he was done.

Aspertia City

"I can tell from the way you carry yourself that you either hope to become incredibly powerful, or you already are incredibly powerful," Cheren deduced, adjusting his glasses while letting the Pokeball remain in his palm.

"As such, I shall battle you like I would someone who is incredibly powerful," he reasoned, replacing the Pokeball with a different Pokeball before throwing it.

Cinccino landed a short distance in front of him, ready for battle.

You are challenged by Gym Leader Cheren!

Gym Leader Cheren sent out Cinccino!

edited 12th Nov '17 7:15:03 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#517627: Nov 12th 2017 at 7:19:13 PM

Aspertia City Gym
Phoenix: Come on out, Frank!

Frank: <WHAT'S UP BITCHES>

Phoenix: Yes. Marvelous. Use Sunny Day.

-Frank launches an orange ball into the air, which expands in size and becomes a large artificial sun. Frank feels energized.-

Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#517628: Nov 12th 2017 at 7:24:42 PM

Malie City

Haunter: <...that sounds fake but okay.>

<So are there or aren't there Tyrantrum anywhere?>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
ConflictedPsyches High Priestess of Fabulous from The Depths of Despair Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
High Priestess of Fabulous
#517629: Nov 12th 2017 at 7:26:46 PM

Lilac smiles sadly. "No, unfortunately dear, I'm not your mother, though it truly is a shame what she did... I wish I could have intervened sooner. Unfortunately she left my jurisdiction well before I could interfere. And there were... rules preventing me..."

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#517630: Nov 12th 2017 at 7:26:56 PM

Aspertia City Gym

"An interesting move choice," Cheren remarked. "I see my decision was not wasted.

"Cinccino, Rock Blast!" The Gym Leader commanded, the Scarf Pokemon proceeding to lob a few rocks at the Tepig.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#517631: Nov 12th 2017 at 7:36:42 PM

Malie City

Ever: There are Tyrantrum. They are not everywhere. They do not rule the planet. I know a couple.

Team Iron Auxiliary Base

PEFE!Every: Wait, what? You knew my mom? What was she like? What did she look like? Do you know if she's still alive?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#517632: Nov 12th 2017 at 7:37:04 PM

Aspertia City Gym
Frank: <WHAT'S UP?! WHAT'S- AAA>

-Frank is hit hard by the rocks, his Blaze immediately activating.-

Frank: <HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE, LITTLE PIECE OF->

Phoenix: Frank, use Flame Charge.

-Frank puts his rage, his energy from the sun, and his attunement to fire all to use in one attack.-

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#517633: Nov 12th 2017 at 7:41:11 PM

Aspertia City Gym

Cinccino's attack was interrupted when a Tepig using Flame Charge had collided with her. She got back onto her feet and glared.

"Another powerful move..." Cheren reflected. "Tail Slap!''

Cincinno caught Frank out by sprinting past him with her tail extended to strike him. And then once more. And maybe a few more times if she wasn't caught out.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
ConflictedPsyches High Priestess of Fabulous from The Depths of Despair Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
High Priestess of Fabulous
#517634: Nov 12th 2017 at 7:58:05 PM

Lilac sighs. "She's a... rebellious one. She doesn't value her heritage. Children never value the work we go through. All I should probably say is that she's... closer than you realize. Unfortunately... you both are playing with Fire. And not the fun kind."

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#517635: Nov 12th 2017 at 8:09:23 PM

Team Iron Auxiliary Base

PEFE!Every: ...Oh. So either she's alive, or I'm actually dead and I didn't notice...

...Do...do you think I should try and find her?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
ConflictedPsyches High Priestess of Fabulous from The Depths of Despair Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
High Priestess of Fabulous
#517636: Nov 12th 2017 at 8:13:47 PM

Lilac sighs. "I don't recommend it. She doesn't know quite where you are, and I'm doing all I can to make sure it stays like that. She suspects... but she doesn't know. She is a... particularly distasteful woman. Even for our kind."

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#517637: Nov 12th 2017 at 8:20:05 PM

Team Iron Auxiliary Base

PEFE!Every: Oh...um.

...You keep saying "our kind" and "we" like that that's some sort of category a lot of people don't fit into. What do you mean by that?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
ConflictedPsyches High Priestess of Fabulous from The Depths of Despair Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
High Priestess of Fabulous
#517638: Nov 12th 2017 at 8:22:58 PM

Lilac smiles sadly. "As long as you stay here, I really shouldn't tell you. When I told your mother... it didn't end well."

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#517639: Nov 12th 2017 at 8:30:02 PM

Team Iron Auxiliary Base

PEFE!Every: Oh...if I were sober, I'd probably protest the existence of information to which I don't have access. But...I'm not...

-she hiccups-

PEFE!Every: I think I'm gonna...sleep. There's venom in the fridge if you want any...

-she flops on her desk, snoring softly-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
ConflictedPsyches High Priestess of Fabulous from The Depths of Despair Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
High Priestess of Fabulous
#517640: Nov 12th 2017 at 8:33:23 PM

Lilac giggles and picks up Every and tucks her in bed.

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#517641: Nov 12th 2017 at 8:38:22 PM

Malie City

Haunter: <Where are the "dinosaurs" you know?>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#517642: Nov 12th 2017 at 8:41:54 PM

Team Iron Auxiliary Base

-PEFE!Every doesn't so much as notice being moved-

Malie City

Ever: Well! Uh...my friend Tagg trains one.

Incidentally, training is when you put a Pokemon into a little extradimensional space, and let them out to befriend them and help them grow stronger.

A dimension is a world parallel to ours.

...A Pokemon is, uh, a word for anything that can think, but isn't a human. Which is the correct word for a primate burrito.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#517643: Nov 12th 2017 at 10:24:09 PM

Ula-ula island
A Ninetails, a Glaceon, and a Mimikyu with a Glaceon cover sit on a rocky outcropping.

Mimikyu: -leaning forward- <Do you liiiiiike it?>

Glaceon: -She looks the Mimikyu's cover up and down.- <... It's... adequate, if a bit creepy.>

Ninetails: -Stretches- <Hm. Astolfo in general.>

Glaceon: <Point.>

Mimikyu Astolfo: -cocks head. How a Mimikyu with a perpetually floppy plush head visibly cocks their head is left as an exercise for the reader.-

The Glaceon waves a paw down.

Glaceon: <...That said why are you still here?>

The Ninetails swishes her tails in dispassionate disinterest. <Your antics amuse me.>

Glaceon: <... Great, I'm just entertainment.>

The Ninetails chuckles. <Take heart, Masako. That is more than can be said for most, and the reason you and Astolfo yet live.>

The Glaceon Masako frowns.

The Ninetails curls up, an eye remaining open, ever vigilant. Masako, cautiously, settles down, as Astolfo runs around, the head of their cover flopping about, before finally settling into place and plopping down, the cover almost deflating.

edited 13th Nov '17 10:34:56 AM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#517644: Nov 13th 2017 at 8:33:05 AM

Lanakila Center

Thanks to the efforts of Kaito and a certain trollish Alakazam, Lucius has been successfully transfered to his bed and is currently regretting most, if not all, of his life decisions.

Lucius: Urgh, it feels like there's a party in my head and the rest of my body has called the cops...

Maul: ~Shame.~

Lucius: Stop talking in my mind, you're gonna make me barf. Can't you, I dunno, do something about this?

Maul: ~I could.~

He remains still and silent. Lucius groans and cradles his head.

Lucius: ...You're a real asshole, you know that?

Maul: ~There was a package for you last night, by the way.~

With a blip, a package appears at the foot of Lucius's bed. He sighs and pulls it closer, opening it to reveal three Poke Balls and a letter.

Dear Lucius Augustus Octavius Cain,

In the aftermath of Lawrence Cain's death, we are obliged to inform you that he named you as his next-of-kin. While most of his assets were seized by the relevant authorities upon the commencement of his trial, he was permitted to keep a small team of Pokemon, the ownership of which now passes to you. We trust that you will take good care of them.

Here at the PEFE, the wellbeing of both trained and wild Pokemon is our top priority. As such, we will now recount your legal obligations as a Pokemon Trainer to ensure that you understand the responsibility placed upon-

Lucius crumples up the letter and tosses it away, groaning.

Lucius: Ugh, I am not prepared to deal with any of this right now...

edited 13th Nov '17 8:36:49 AM by Herbert40k

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
ConflictedPsyches High Priestess of Fabulous from The Depths of Despair Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
High Priestess of Fabulous
#517645: Nov 13th 2017 at 8:35:32 AM

Lanakila Center lobby

Psyche is bright and bubbly as if last night never happened. This will surely cause much jealousy.

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#517646: Nov 13th 2017 at 8:45:40 AM

Team Iron Auxiliary Base

-PEFE!Every awakens, finding herself in bed, surprisingly unhungover, and with Cytosol dozing next to her-

PEFE!Every: ...Huh?

-she nudges the Solosis awake-

Cytosol: <What's going on?>

PEFE!Every: What happened yesterday?

Cytosol: <Well, you got drunk, blew your cover, committed an unbelievable act of espionage entirely by accident, and fell asleep.>

PEFE!Every: Wait, what about that woman?

Cytosol: <Woman?>

PEFE!Every: There was...

-she cuts off, suddenly feeling like maybe that was just an odd dream she had. Last night was rather blurry, after all-

Cytosol: <Also, I believe you owe someone a shopping trip.>

PEFE!Every: Um.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#517647: Nov 13th 2017 at 8:51:35 AM

Lanakila Center

-Remember yesterday when Kaito said they were going to take a nap and then didn't?-

Kaito: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

-Yeah, they're making up for that now.-

redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#517648: Nov 13th 2017 at 8:59:32 AM

Aspertia City Gym
Frank:<AAAAAAAAAAAAA->

-Frank is hit with a multitude of Tail Slaps, downing him.-

Phoenix: Gah. Larry, I can always rely on you.

Lawrence: <Hey. I'm just gonna...>

-Lawrence uses Thrash, a blur of limbs flailing towards the Cincinno.-

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#517649: Nov 13th 2017 at 9:07:40 AM

Aspertia City Gym

The series of strikes was much more powerful than both Cheren and Cinccino anticipated, the latter actually being forced to stay down.

Cheren nodded, somewhat satisfied. He recalled the Normal type before sending out another.

Watchog landed in front of him, glaring at Lawrence with their species’ trademark glare.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#517650: Nov 13th 2017 at 9:42:38 AM

Northern Forest, Kalos.

The short guy with red markings scoffs, flipping his scruffing hair flippantly.

Levi: The one and only~ So, you Forte guy! You're the one that needs Xer's hel-

Levi looks around and noticed that Forte is gone.

Levi: H-hey! Where did the other guy go?

Malie Library

Forte gets an obnoxious buzzing on his communication device of choice. With a message that reads as follows

oi! don't ffucknin leave when im in the middle of talking to you! #rood. its not good form to disrespect the powers that be by runnin off like that, espesh sinc u want their help

- levi

edited 13th Nov '17 9:57:00 AM by PippingFool

I'm having to learn to pay the price

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