ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Psyche giggles. ~You have a nice time breathing Kaito~ We only get so many of those~~~~~ She laughs at Lucius. ~Lightweight~~ She then also falls over.

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-someone picks up the phone-

PEFE!Every: Heeeeeeeey. What's going on?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-there's a disturbance in the ocean near the shore-

-with a splash, a Haunter rises up from the sea, surveying the city-

-he frowns-

Haunter: <WHAT'S ALL THIS $^*%?!!>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Tapu Cafe

Alonya: -stares a bit-

...Believe it or not, both.

Oran OS' Base

Oran OS: Every! Hope you're doing well being transferred to Iron! Can you deliver a message to your superiors?

Mobius Airship

-Ilya promptly dumps Phoenix in an escape pod-

Ilya: Buckle up!

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Contact Me!

Phoenix: What, are you not coming with?

-Phoenix buckles, but not before he makes sure Jackie's pokéball is still empty and making sure her Track-A-Mon collar was still transmitting to his phone.-

Outside Tapu Cafe

Kaito: I see...

-They nod for a moment, mulling over their words.-

Kaito: I dunno if you realized it by this point, but we're part of the J-Team, or at least, affiliated with them. I'm not gonna rat you out or anything, don't worry.

-Ever examines the Haunter-

Ever: ...What, like, dry land? The sky? Human civilization? Me? Sand? Be more specific, ghostie.

PEFE!Every: Yeah totes! Whatcha doin'?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Tapu Cafe

Alonya: ...Lucius was J-Team this whole time?

Oran OS Base

Oran OS: Yeah, make sure the bosses know that a Team Rossum wants to be part of the big alliance!

Mobius Airship

Ilya: Don't worry, I'll be right behind you. Now go!

-The escape pod launches and takes off-

-Phoenix may notice a White Kyurem tailing him through the window-

Contact Me!

Phoenix: ...What the fuck?

Outside Tapu Cafe

-Kaito nods-

Kaito: Well, he was. I'm not sure if he still considers himself part of the J-Team, we only recently got reacquainted after over a year.

-They pause, once again mulling over what to say.-

Kaito: How did you meet him? What got you two acquainted? Or was it just a drunk friendship that turned into a sober one?

Haunter: -frowns, picking up Ever in one hand. He is on the large side of Haunter...-

<The sand is new but what the hell are you supposed to be? Some kind of primate burrito?>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Admin D is in the breakroom, enjoying some tea, when all of a sudden...

ESCAPE POD AND A FREAKIN WHITE KYRUEM FLY PAST.

"..."

He thinks back to that white haired Team Iron "member" and Phoenix.

"...I have made a terrible mistake."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

PEFE!Every: Yeah, of course! I'll let them know.

-Ever sits down crisscross-

Ever: Well, I am a primate. But these are clothes, not a tortilla. ...I guess some people might wear tortillas but I have awful associations with tortillas so I personally wouldn't go for it.

So, you've clearly been dead for a while. Remember anything neat?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

A Lady in Purple is waiting for PEFE!Every to leave her conversation.

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-poof!-

Icicle: <Oh, welcome back!>

Forte: Hi guys, I'm just here to check up on you since waiting for Xerneas to return my call was getting boring.

Shadow: <Does that mean the issue isn't fixed?>

Forte: Uh, well, no. Technically I'm still a Mew but the other Mews there showed me that I could shapeshift back into human form.

Shadow: <And the ears?>

-indeed, Forte is now sporting a pair of real Eevee ears, plus a bushy tail-

Forte: Well, uh.

-...-

Forte: Hey, I'm a furry, I can grow Eevee ears if I want.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Route 12, Unova

-The escape pod lands on the outskirts of here, Ilya landing nearby-

Tapu Cafe

Alonya: It was a chance meeting... We had encountered each other when I was visiting Sinnoh, and we got off well enough we kept in contact ever since.

Oran OS' Base

Oran OS: Excellent! Good luck out there!

-he hangs up-

Contact Me!

-The landing the duo makes disturbs a great many pokémon, including a Heracross, who attempts to run.-

Phoenix: IS THAT A HERACROSS

-Phoenix gives chase, throwing many Pokéballs at the bug. Eventually, one hits, and it is caught.-

Phoenix: YESSSSS

...

Phoenix: Ahem. So you can turn into a Kyurem?

Outside Tapu Cafe

Kaito: I see, I see...

-They sigh-

Kaito: Like I said, I'm not gonna tell everyone "hey, I know about someone who works in both of the teams we're fighting." For one, I'm out of the fight myself, my priorities are at the Battle Frontier. But also...

-They glance inside, glimpsing the snoozing Cains.-

Kaito: I don't want to ruin it between you. I know every ounce of friendliness between the two of you is genuine, and tearing that apart would do too much unnecessary damage. Besides, I like you too.

-They look back at Alonya-

Kaito: ...But please be careful. I've seen what betrayal does to Lucius, and it sure as hell isn't pretty. Plus, I've heard someone in your organization has had the same broken-pedestal situation, just because they found out the full story the hard way. I don't want to see it happen to anyone I care about, and I especially don't want Lucius to feel that pain again.

PEFE!Every: -puts down the phone, giggles, scribbles a couple notes, and promptly forgets about it-

-she turns around to go to her bed-

-and runs right into the Lady in Violet-

PEFE!Every: Aaah!

-she quickly recovers her composure-

PEFE!Every: ...Who are you? Did I get absinthe by mistake?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Tapu Cafe

Alonya: I... I understand completely.

Route 12 Unova

Ilya: <I AM a Kyurem, silly!>

Contact Me!

Phoenix: Huh. So now, answers? All 4, please.

The Lady in Violet giggles. "Believe me young lady, no one has given you anything stronger than you've asked for. There would be hell to pay. Have you seen a young man, looks rather similar to you, is exceptionally normal in every way? Missing an arm, perhaps?"

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Haunter: <Hmph. It's been all downhill since I died, really.>

<The apocalypse was cool for about two hours but seeing everybody die and mutant mammals arise everywhere sucked.>

<Total offense, by the way, fur is creepy.>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

PEFE!Every: Um...yeah. He's my cousin. And a friend of mine, sometimes.

-she blinks a couple times-

PEFE!Every: If you're real, how'd you get in here?

Ever: Oh, totally agreed, body hair is so annoying.

-he pauses-

Ever: Wait, apocalypse? Mutant mammals?

-he pokes at the Haunter's palm curiously-

Ever: ...Are you a dinosaur ghost? Because that's, like, the dream.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Outside Tapu Cafe

-Kaito smiles-

Kaito: Good. Can you promise me you won't hold anything about these three against them? Including Every, even though she left. Your fight against the bulk of the J-Team, fair game, do what you will, I can't and won't stop you. I just want this particular meeting to be a safe one.