Tapu Village Cafe
-The little girl takes a picture of an old, unhappy-looking man with a receding hairline and old policeman's jacket. She shows the picture to the tender, who shrugs and says he hasn't been around.-
Ludmilla: Blyad...
-She pushes away from the counter and meanders back to the door. Meanwhile, the Chansey that was accompanying her slaps a fistful of money onto the counter and points at the bourbon.-
-The bartender shoots her a weird look.-
Doomsday: <Don't you judge me.>
Meet The New Boss
Tapu Cafe
Alonya: ...So, how are you all?
-Sip-
Sombra: -facepalms- <Aye aye aye...>
Oran OS's Lair
-Haggar gives an "I'm Watching You" gesture to the droid-
Oran OS: Yes, no unless you count a... special intrest, and pretty much any device I can install myself on.
Contact Me!
Dunsparce Cloud
PEFE!Every: I've been...great! Doing that good good science research!
-she hiccups, and gives the Chansey an odd look-
I always figured Chansey would like eggnog...
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Not A Lawyer
Tapu Village Cafe
Lucius: Good! Well, better than I was. It's surprising how many of your problems disappear with the aid of both friends and booze!
He looks sluggishly over at PEFE!Every.
Lucius: Oh, by the way, I don't think I ever got your number. For, y'know... Liam.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Sholto: <Ahhh. Well, that's good, yeah.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Flying Colors
Tapu Cafe
Kaito: Well enough. Surviving. Questioning how I ended up getting dragged into this.
-They wince at what Lucius says.-
edited 12th Nov '17 1:22:27 PM by BittersweetNSour
"Proposal: Perhaps Rossum could be of use to Oran OS and allies."
"Stated Goal: The furthered existence of humanity."
"End Goal: Human Utopia."
"Offers: Robotics facilities."
A bigger robot was teleported in, it was big and blocky, a punch from it looked like it'd dent a car.
"Query: Desires or wants?"
The Wanderer
Malie
-Looking at some pictures-
Well this is interest-Huh?
-Looks at one of the black and white ones, noticing a very familiar person amongst them-
Lina?
Muddy: <She's immortal like Umbra is, but she didn't spend the more than 600 years after Ransei holed up on Shadedrake, so it makes sense the J-Team wasn't the first group she's joined.>
Right, makes sense.
-Looking at another picture of Lina shaking hands with who appears to be a man in a c. WWI [British] Army officer's uniform. Despite an obvious difference in race and skin tone, they actually look slightly like Ann and myself-
Lina's now with... my great-grandfather? Grandmother always did say he didn't like talking about his war service, and Lina probably goes underground for a while once everyone in her current group bites it, so it figures we wouldn't know.
Muddy: <Destiny is never left to chance, or so the story goes...>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
High Priestess of Fabulous
Psyche giggles. ~All problems can either be made by booze or solved by booze! Many can be both!~
"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin
Not A Lawyer
Tapu Village Cafe
Lucius grins at Psyche.
Lucius: Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Malie City Pokemon Center
Shun: Indeed.
There is a brief moment of silence.
Shun: ...I'm sorry about not being in touch as often as I should. I find myself more and more detached from my duties these days.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Dunsparce Cloud
PEFE!Every: Oh, no problem! It's—
-she gives her number. Astute observers would note that the extension doesn't correspond to any known jurisdiction, but hopefully all in whose hands this knowledge would be dangerous are too tipsy to notice-
And yes. It would be...very nice if alcohol solved certain problems.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
RNP
Phoenix: ~So how are you able to do the telepathy thing? And, also, where are we going? And, thirdly, why are you helping me? And why is everyone on this ship such an asshole?~
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Ilya and Phoenix bump into a certain Admin. The one with the stick shoved so far up his own butt it was scratching his brain.
"..."
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
RNP
-Phoenix decks Admin D right across the face.-
edited 12th Nov '17 2:09:38 PM by redneckphoenix
Meet The New Boss
Tapu Cafe
Alonya: ...Keeping yourself occupied is good, yes...
-Sombra sighs and saunters over to Doomsday-
Sombra: <Hey, uh, what was up with that kid you came in with?>
Oran OS' Lair
Oran OS: I'm not completely sold on robot minions. Me and my Pokemon do just fine!
Mobius Airship
Ilya: ...What the hell?!
edited 12th Nov '17 2:16:09 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
D gracefully grabs Phoenix's incoming fist and puts in the most devastating submission maneuver ever, the crossface chickenwing.
"For Arceus sakes, you Ayn Rand wannabes are so unprofessional.
He cuffs Phoenix and shoves him back at Ilya.
"Restrain them first, then move them. So unprofessional. Now get this delinquent off the ship and out of my face. I don't care what you do with him."
He walks off, muttering.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
RNP
Not A Lawyer
Tapu Village Cafe
Lucius taps PEFE!Every's number into his phone.
Lucius: Thanks, Every! And, uh, sorry about yesterday. I didn't realise I was being... um, yeah. Sorry again.
He looks back at Alonya.
Lucius: Sure is! I hope you've been doing the same.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Fwomph
Joyous Forest
Alright, so. Grand tree, what's this helper thing and where can we go pick it up?
One of the last remaining "Alolan-themed [Chinese] Resturants", Unova
-Lily Thane had decided to take lunch away from the Mobius Mobile Mo-... Headquarters-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Meet The New Boss
Mobius Airship
Ilya: ~...That was close. Don't do that again.~
Tapu Cafe
Alonya: Thank you!
-to Kaito-
You seem like someone who's more than willing to babysit this lot.
edited 12th Nov '17 2:25:26 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
RNP
Dunsparce Cloud
PEFE!Every: Oh, that's...all good. Lotta people use nicknames for me anyway, long as my name's in there somewhere. Like how Ever always calls me PEFE!Every, because he -hiccup- used to be Every, and since I work for PEFE, he just...stuck it on my name! Funny, right?
-she giggles. This one is clearly just because of the alcohol. She is very clearly telling the truth-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
"Statement: Countless Factories."
"Addendum: New Generation Robotics. Summoning RR-Unit-000. John Doe."
A thick crackle came in as slowly bit by bit, a figure teleported in, revealing JD once more, he adjusted his coat, "where the Girintina is this place?"
He spotted the Rossum Droids, "... Clever OS really?"
"Presenting Next Generation Rossum Technology."
Sholto: <Oh, it's fine. I've been... kinda bad at contacting you too, so I can't really blame you for doign similarly.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Tapu Village Cafe
Thankfully, Lucius is also too tipsy to notice any discrepancy between Alonya and PEFE!Every's stories.
Lucius: Oh, cool! I had no idea you two knew each other. Small world, huh?
He orders another drink, ever too slightly drunk to wonder what an unsupervised little girl is doing at the cafe by herself.
edited 12th Nov '17 1:14:04 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.