pain peko
Shaun: "We want cool stuff to beat him up."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Flying Colors
Joyous Forest
-The giant Trevenant nods slowly. The sound of creaking wood echoes through the clearing.-
Giant Trevenant: 𝓘 𝓼𝓮𝓮... 𝓤𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓸𝓷 𝓪 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓶. 𝓒𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂, 𝔀𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓢𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓥𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻'𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓵𝓾𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓼.
"I see... Unfortunately, I cannot provide any such power to you on a whim. Currently, we in Sanctuary Village are suffering from the Jester's influence ourselves."
-He looks over the gathered crowd.-
Giant Trevenant: 𝓐𝓹𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓲𝓮𝓼, 𝓘 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓮 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯. 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓪𝓼 𝓓𝓮𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓮. 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓢𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓥𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽, 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓒𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓲'𝓼 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰.
"Apologies, I should introduce myself. I am known as Dekarule. I am the guardian of Sanctuary Village and the Joyous Forest, under Celebi's blessing."
Iron Base
Scarlette: Yeah. Someone I used to look up to among them turned out to be a Cipher agent all along.
edited 10th Nov '17 8:43:33 PM by BittersweetNSour
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Joyous Forest
"Nice to meet you?I'm Daydre. And I uh.. sorry to hear about that. The Jester's influence thing that is. Is there anything else you might be able to help us with?"
off the shits
Jester watched the attempt, "Hmmm..." he shape shifted into a odd looking form of a lanky man with a pompadour, "Have you ever actually tried to do this before?"
He changed back to his more standard look, "It's actually very easy to be a Glitch. Just put raw emotion into it!"
Fwomph
Joyous Forest
Alright, we can prove ourselves a bit yeah. What is there like a local Glitch spreader we need to knock out?
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Some Rando
Ger Desert
Colton drummed his fingers on the edge of the map. "If I were to hazard a guess," he began. "I'd say that a major puzzle would be involved on the part where it says "Galant Groudon"," he explained, pointing to the map.
"Jester wouldn't have marked a point like that as a throwaway detail," he reasoned.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
pain peko
Shaun: "That's fair."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Flying Colors
Sanctuary Village
Dekarule: 𝓘𝓷 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝔂. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓲, 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽, 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝔂 𝓪 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻'𝓼, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 𝓪𝓬𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽. 𝓘𝓵𝓵𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓭𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓹𝓼 𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓪 𝓪 𝓼𝓪𝓯𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮. 𝓘𝓷 𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷, 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼...
"In a way. The Divine Beast Grand Darkrai, which had been originally created to protect the Joyous Forest, has been taken over by a construct of the Jester's, and is now casting a dark shadow across the forest. Illusions are now driving anyone who steps outside the village to madness, and it is taking all of my power to keep this area a safe place. In addition, I am protecting a powerful weapon from falling into the wrong hands..."
-The vines in front of him shift. Beneath them is a familiar weapon: a purpleheart macuahuitl lined with unbreakable obsidian blades. Wisps of Obscura from the air around the village are drawn toward it, before being absorbed into Dekarule's vines.-
edited 10th Nov '17 9:45:32 PM by BittersweetNSour
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Sanctuary Village
"... So. We should.. go beat up that Darkrai if we want to help you guys?" Somewhere deep within, Daydre knows applying game logic to non-game situations is a bad idea. But hell, it's the only thing she can think to say right now.
off the shits
Dunsparce Cloud
-Spark, Checkmate, and Xeno are here. Xeno is telekinetically holding a mop, a plunger, and a spray bottle, and is putting all of them to good use-
PEFE!Every: Oh, good, you didn't make the jump to another world yet.
Xeno: <We do, on the other hand, have toilet duty.>
PEFE!Every: Hm. At least you didn't break my robot.
Spark: <Thank you for your concern.>
PEFE!Every: I trust in your capacity to keep yourselves safe. Mobius doesn't have cameras in its bathrooms, does it? I'd like to shower.
Spark: <For obvious reasons there are not cameras in here.>
PEFE!Every: Good. What have you learned, then?
Checkmate: <Mobius, while powerful, is utterly disorganized. A single prisoner— and not one with any special talents, save a general bent towards disorder— was able to escape from their guards and wreak havoc across the ship before being detained again.>
PEFE!Every: Right...I should probably give him a hand at some point.
Xeno: <Why bother? He got himself into this, let him get out of it.>
PEFE!Every: I think Dr. Tagg would be annoyed if I didn't at least make an effort.
-she yawns-
PEFE!Every: Given the nature of our current punishment detail, I can't bring you to the ground just yet. I've moved most of our research to the Team Iron Base, where we won't have that admin sniffing around. Keep up appearances here. If you hear word of a jump to another universe, let me know and I'll have Rotary take you out. I thought we might have been split up once, and I'm not dealing with that a second time. Conversely, should the J-team attempt a raid on this airship, I'll come here to coordinate sabotage of defensive efforts.
Xeno: <When did you get so together?>
PEFE!Every: I maybe did a good thing today, I'm sort of still riding the high on that. Are we all clear on our plans?
Spark: <Crystal.>
PEFE!Every: Excellent.
PEFE!Every: This whole spy business really is rather exciting, isn't it Rotary?
Rotary: <If you say so...>
edited 10th Nov '17 9:41:24 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Fwomph
Joyous Forest
-Pent looks at the "sword", then back at the huge tree, then back at the clearly obscuric "sword" that he knows damn well what it is. He had hoped to never see it again. Honestly he had hoped that stories of it's invulnerability were greatly exaggerated-
Now is it sapping your ability to protect or is it helping power it? Because if we need to remove that we need to be careful about it. Three rules here and first one is NO-ONE with Obscuric powers or potential even touches that weapon.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Flying Colors
Sanctuary Village
Dekarule: 𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷'𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯. 𝓘 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓾𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓾𝓹𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓼 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱. 𝓒𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓫𝓲'𝓼 𝓰𝓲𝓯𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓪 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓭, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓲 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽, 𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓼.
"I know very little about this weapon's power myself. I understand that it has a corruptive force, and that it is attempting to corrupt me as such. Celebi's gift is allowing me to keep myself and the area around the weapon purified, but while Grand Darkrai is threatening the forest, I cannot allow it to leave the village grounds."
-He covers the sword again, burying it under his roots.-
Dekarule: 𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭, 𝓘 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓹'𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼, 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻. 𝓘𝓯 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱, 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻.
"Once the Divine Beast is defeated, I may allow it into your group's hands, to ease the stress on myself and return to full power. If any potential wielders in your party are responsible enough, it may even aid you in the fight against the Jester."
Asimov Space Crew Member
Ger Desert
Phaz: "I mean... True, why would he ever put a landmark like so... Hmm... You're probably right, let's head out to where that Groudon is."
He takes a few steps.
"Oh and before I forgot. My sis's name is Amélie. She's tall and has green hair just like me, and has a Garchomp and a Porygon with her. I don't think you've met her..."
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
RNP
-He glares at Kane.-
edited 11th Nov '17 4:52:04 AM by redneckphoenix
Not A Lawyer
Lanakila Center
After a long night spent binging on leftovers with Kaito, Lucius is now changing one of the contacts in his phone before calling them. A few moments later, a nervous voice answers.
Liam: ...Hello?
Lucius: Hey, man.
Liam: Oh, h-hi, Lucius...
Lucius: Listen, sorry I haven't been in touch lately. I... well, to be honest, I don't have a lot of good excuses.
Liam: That's okay... I know I haven't been great at that either...
He trails off.
Lucius: ...Just so you know, I spoke to Mom yesterday.
Liam's voice fills with panic.
Liam: You d-did?
Lucius: Yeah. I told her not to bother calling me again. I don't need family who treat family like that, and I'm sorry you had to deal with her bullshit.
Liam lets out a relieved sigh.
Liam: ...Thanks.
Lucius: No problem. You doing okay right now?
Liam: Yeah... I mean, it wasn't easy to b-begin with. Especially not the first time I told Mom and Dad. I, uh... I'm doing b-better now, though. Lil... my friend's been a big help.
Lucius smiles.
Lucius: That's good to hear. Just remember, I'm on your side no matter what. After all, nobody gets to pick on my little brother but me.
Liam chuckles.
Liam: That goes both ways, you know.
Lucius: Never doubted it. If you ever do wanna come roast me in person, I'm in Alola right now. I... it's a good place for a break, should you need one.
Liam: ...Yeah. Yeah, I'd like that.
The line is quiet for a moment.
Lucius: ...Kaito says hi, by the way. I don't know if you'd remember them or what they were going by at the time but they're a Frontier Brain over in Hoenn now. They, uh... they can relate.
Liam: Aw, that was n-nice of them. Tell them, uh...
Lucius: Tell them what?
Liam: ...Tell them whatever you want to tell them. I'm sure you can think of a few things you want to say.
He chuckles. Lucius flushes red and moves to change the subject.
Lucius: Oh, and I met this scientist lady the other day too. Her name's Every. She's kinda weird and creepy and I'm not a hundred percent sure I trust her, but... she seems nice enough. She, uh... she specialises in gender stuff. I didn't understand it all, but it was something to do with Ditto cells and-
Liam: It's okay, I g-get it.
He spends a moment in thought.
Liam: She sounds like a good person to know, but... Uh, to c-clarify, I know I'm not a girl, but I don't feel a hundred percent like a boy either. I, uh... I think I'm maybe sixty-seventy percent, at most.
Lucius: Oh, right. Well, I'll send you her number anyway and-
He blinks.
Lucius: ...Y'know, I don't think I ever actually got her number. I'm gonna have to rectify that.
Liam chuckles.
Liam: Good idea. I... I g-guess I'll see you soon, then?
Lucius: Yeah, I'll make sure of it.
Liam: Cool. So, um... t-thanks for calling.
Lucius: No worries. Love you, bro.
Liam: ...Love you too.
Lucius smiles, and hangs up.
Bishop: <...You didn't tell him.>
Lucius: No, I didn't. He's got enough on his plate right now.
edited 11th Nov '17 6:42:18 AM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
Hyp: <Hm. Would be glad for help.>
<Also, for names... call Blowback.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Off in the distance, the vague shape of a Groudon can be seen, overlooking what looks like a settlement. There's another Oasis also closer but it appears to have a building there and... pokemon.
Meet The New Boss
Jester's Palace
-Gudrunn does the same thing again but with FEELING-
-Glitchy Obscura spears suddenly erupt from the ground!-
Jelly Belly: {...Eep.} -slurp-
Joyful Forest
Anna 247: So find giant mecha Darkrai, beat up giant mecha Darkrai, get sword. Seems simple enough!
Gina: It's rarely that simple.
-Duolis is still eyeing the smaller Trevenant-
Team Iron Base
Alonya: Cipher associations? And here I thought they were just an annoyance...
Izaya: Now hang on, aren't we extrapolating here?
-His Arbok gives him a look, then looks to Gus-
Nagini: <Something going on here...?>
AU Orre
-Everyone enters a fully decked-out airship, with data screens and accomadations and living quarters and all that-
Archer: Woah...
Alex: Make yourselves at home. Just be careful - the original plans for this ship judging from the wreck I found were very Pokemon-oriented, it's like whoever made it had a beef against humans or something.
edited 11th Nov '17 7:34:07 AM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
Asimov Space Crew Member
Ger Dry Dry Land
Phaz points at the other Oasis
Phaz: "Look here. There seems to be mons around. Do you think they speak human?"
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Soujin: "I'll keep that in mind."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Some Rando
Ger Desert
"I'd be genuinely surprised and ready to admit it if they actually spoke human. If not, I've got a contingency plan."
It was at that point one 'mon materialized, jumped up and smacked the back of his trainer's head. <I'd appreciate not being referred to as a "plan",> Lucario remarked. Already out, he found no harm in staying out as they closed the distance.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Meet The New Boss
Mount Lakinala Center
-So you may be wondering what the hell Team Umbra and a few others have been doing-
-Well, they got ahold of the [NINTENDO SWITCH] that was at the party...-
Umbra: What? You of all people hit me with a Blue Shell?
Human!Ammy: That was revenge for that Thunderbolt!
Mario Kart 8
Robin: Ok, as always we need to take a tactical appro- HOLY SHIT I CAN FLOAT
Nico: Focus and help me take these forts!
Fire Emblem Warriors
Lina: OK, so if I shoot that Bunelby you can stomp that Bunelby, jump to the Diggersby, and bide time for me to get to the goal.
Arika: But the Diggersby will smash me!
Lina: Some sacrifices have to be made.
Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
Jean: Look, I can only do so much as a hat, you've got to jump more carefully!
Jackie Have you ever tried to jump as a stack of Shroomish?
Super Mario Oddysey
Leeya: Aww, this Luxnel keeps getting me!
Reina: Damn, those beasts are tricky...
...Also has anyone seen Gudrunn and Gina?
Sora: Who cares? It's my turn!
Zumi: I'm still not over that [ZORA] prince... .///.
Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
-Gabe is playing as Alli sits next to him-
Gabe: Woo! Splatted the guy on my tail!
Alli: Yay...
Gabe: You still bummed about that leauge challenge? I thought you technically won?
Alli: Technically.
Gabe: Don't get so down about it! Some people never get as far as you do. I've never even tried!
Alli: I... I guess you're right.
Gabe: I like to think I am!
-Hands her the Switch-
Besides, it's your turn to play Brigoo.
-Alli smiles, takes the Switch, and starts playing-
-Gabe smiles back-
Splatoon 2
Seishirou: <What are we doing in this game?! And as Pokemon again!>
Fuuma: <Flygon aren't even in this game anyway!>
Pokken Tournament DX
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Dunsparce Cloud
Ever: Are you kidding?
Poni Grove Guard: I'm very much not. Despite the unusual aurora, Poni Grove is still closed to anyone without at least a League Championship under their belt.
Ever: I've beaten two Leagues!
-he holds up his Trainer Card, which indeed has stickers for the Unova and Hoenn Leagues-
Poni Grove Guard: I don't know anything about those. The only one I can remember is the one for here, which you clearly don't have. Come back when you do.
Ever: Hang on.
Poni Grove Guard: Yes?
Ever: So, if I could provide evidence that you'd accept, you'd let me in?
Poni Grove Guard: Sure.
Ever: For example, a video?
Poni Grove Guard: ...Well, sure, but I don't know why you'd—
Ever: Awesome. I've been meaning to get my Sinnoh League Challenge out of the way.
Poni Grove Guard: It really would be easier to just do the Alola League Challenge at this point.
Ever: Honestly? I'm running on spite by now. See you in a bit!
-and he's gone-
Poni Grove Guard: ...Okay, first of all how did you do that, and second of all the Cheshire Cat left a smile, not a finger.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Asimov Space Crew Member
Ger Dessert
Phaz rubs the back of his neck, sort of protecting it from the sun.
Phaz: "I don't think I'll have problems understanding either. For the moment being... I wonder how hard we're gonna stick out."
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Joyous Forest
Revol: <Oh hey it's the Great Deku Shrub.>
Oakley: <Revol please, some dignity here. He's clearly a venerated elder of his kind.>
Tepig: <Ooh! Like Harold? Do we get a perk if we burn him?>
Oakley: <... I don't think we would, there's no perks for burning Harold to begin with.>
-The smaller Trevenant quakes slightly and sighs-
Trevenant: <He grows tall on the power he was planted on, the crypt I grew from was not as blessed.>
We are here on the whims of a powerful being. One that should not be and shows it's malevolence at every turn. We seek power to stop him without disturbing that sealed under the palace.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.