ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Mecha is right next to Zelel.

"I'm right here ya hyperactive idiot. Pokeballs? I was in charge of carrying the Nido, not him."

Mobius Airship

-Multiman tries-

Contact Me!

A barrier is erected, small at first, "Very nice. Very nice ind-"

It proceeds to get larger very fast and strike Jester in the face.

Jester however is not angry, "Very good! Well Mr. Multiman, good luck with whatever plans you have going, see you once I've corrupted everything else!"

And with that, Jester flew out, making a new hole in the airship.

-If Porygon could blush in embarrasment...-

Zelel: <Oh, my apologies. I was focusing more of my processing power on watching the events unfold with Dr. Multiman and that strange creature. Would you happen to know which of you four took care of the human?>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Mobius Airship

Dr. Multiman: ...Odd fellow, even for a glitch... And speaking of odd fellows, if that kid found us that J-Team will soon enough! Oran OS, chart us a new destination!

Oran OS: On it, sir! We'll be far away in just a second!

-The airship's cloaking is soon on, and even without it soon it is long beyond the sight of anyone in Alola...-

Contact Me!

Nondescript Past

-The sharp baton-smack sounds each call back the memories of similar, equally sharp sounds, from her first memories in this world. Splintering wood. Breaking beams. Papery snaps. She winces and tenses up a bit each time, but the first is enough for Gus to stand up and walk up to Scarlette for comfort.-

-She smiles anyway, in response to Aulstyne's. A verbal response doesn't quite come.-

Carna's Domain — AU

-The Hammer Arm dazes Carna enough to let Archer pass.-

Carna: <DON'T YOU DARE—>

-Carna turns around away from Pyra and chases after Archer — who, in the next room Heihei runs into, can find what looks like a Pokemon Center healing machine, in the middle of some sort of repurposing measure, with a number of spare parts strewn across the room. One of the healing spots in the machine contains a single Poke Ball.-

edited 7th Nov '17 8:59:54 PM by BittersweetNSour

Jester floated over the landmass, "Oh it's been far too long. How are you Hyul? Still dead? Good."

He floated in, the fog and floatsam a neat little cover, "Better than a perception filter. Better make sure to set one up."

He entered the island, the former Kingdom of Hyul, various old ruins and wrecks strewn about, the tireless guardians still moving, "Gotta get my guys back, not as fancy as these buddies with the lasers though."

Jester entered, and settle down at the castle, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah," he kicked his "feet" over the armrest of the old throne, "Boy! Been a long time! Time to relax, catch some rest, think of my next big plan before I just start restructuring the-"

Something was wrong. The island felt off, something was here, it wasn't the Pokemon, it wasn't the guardians. Something was deep under the castle. Jester sighed and tried to just go down, only to be met with a barrier.

"Only the greatest warrior, a true knight of courage and character may enter" it spoke. Jester grumbled, "always something with you guys... Damn Hyulians."

So he needed a individual of "courage and character". Jester groaned, he asked "Okay, can it be from the Island? I mean we've got plenty of inhabitants with the Pokemon and the old Guardians you Hyulians built."

"Only one from outside, may pass. Monster. One un-corrupted by you."

Sassy, Jester liked it already, "Okay. Gotta fix some things up here then," he stretched, cracking his "neck" and getting ready, "Just gotta make a proper perception filter... and send out... some invites."

Jester had his plan thought through, he'd invite people in, a specially made perception filter allowed the invites to only be seen by people like the individuals that he had met at the Studio, didn't want any old shmuck walk in. They'd take the invite, seeing a chance for riches and gold, plus a great archaeological find, and come!

FOOLPROOF!

Though if they died, no biggie, more would come. Challenges were set, things were ready, he checked with the Construct guarding the Castle below, "Will this be good enough? If not I'll just tantrum and level the place."

He received nothing from below, "Best work on a plan B while I await my guests. Should be fun."

-Spark and Checkmate have returned to PEFE!Every's room, and Spark has climbed out from where he was hiding inside the robot-

Spark: <...Did we just hop universes?>

Checkmate: <That does seem to be the long and the short of it.>

Spark: <...Well then.>

PEFE!Every: ...Cytosol, do you ever feel as though somewhere, something occured that is going to cause you extraordinary stress?

Cytosol: <I'm usually aware of it when it happens.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Meowth That Is Not Unusually Tall: O_O

Meowth That Is Not Unusually Frail: O_O

Meowth That Is Not Unusually Fluffy: O_O

Rockruff That Is Of Average Weight: O_O

Meowth That Is Not Unusually Frail: <...I'm scared.>

Rockruff That Is Of Average Weight: <Me too.>

Meowth That Is Not Unusually Tall: <We should probably keep humans from going extinct.>

-the mysterious woman's Devastating Drake smashes the giant hat, clearing the way for the Delibird to redirect the hat, sending it flying back at the Mad Hatter...-

Mad Hatter: <What?! Silly, my hats can't work on me->

-spoiler: they can-

Buneary!Mad Hatter: <Ow...>

-he tries to grab another weapon out of his top hat, but it is now proportionately too large for him to pick up-

Buneary!Mad Hatter: <No!>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Hau’oli Alleyway

The stunned silence gave Colton plenty of opportunity to think about what he said. “I’m not implying that you have to keep humanity from tearing itself at the seams,” he clarified. “I’m saying you have to learn how to fend for yourself - on your own terms - so that when we do, you won’t miss out on much.

“I might need to make some posters describing that,” he realized. “And I haven’t the foggiest clue where to find a photocopier.

“How do I know I can trust you to not fall back on humanity?” He decided.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Phoenix:What is that beeping?! ...

...

...

'''Phoenix"': ...is that a camera?

-Phoenix sighs.-

Phoenix: Okay. New plan. Frank, try to blast the cameras, if you can. Turns out I gotta do this a lot faster.

-Phoenix puts away his phone and exits the room. He dashes down the hall and looks for any important rooms. He enters one that says-

Phoenix: Now where's the salt shaker...

-Phoenix executes a lot of pranks, including but not limited to:

• Filling the salt shaker with sugar
• Filling the sugar container with salt
• Flipping a table and superglueing it to the ground
• Writing "THIS IS FOR THE GOLDEENS" on the wall with ketchup
• Unplugging the fridge
• Replacing the coffee beans with ice cream

-Phoenix admires his work, and runs down the hall to find another hiding spot, probably in the bathroom.-

D is reviewing PEF Every's files.

"Hmmmm -puffpuff-"

He leans back and closes his eyes momentarily before snapping them back open.

"Gottit."

He takes out his dossier and starts flipping through it.

D see Phoenix run by as he heads to PEF Every's room.

"...Que?"

He knocks on PEF Every's door.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

-A Woman In White and a Gardevoir appear in a flash of white in the breakroom.-

Gabrielle: "...Not only does he attack us, but he pulls these childish pranks?"

-Aurora shakes her head.-

Aurora: <That just ain't right.>

Gabrielle: "At any rate, he isn't here..."

-Aurora pauses for a moment.-

'"Aurora''': <He went this way.>

-She leads Gabrielle to...the men's bathroom.-

Aurora: <Well, ya comin'?>

Gabrielle: "That's terribly improper, Aurora! That's les toilettes des hommes!"

-The shiny Gardevoir rolls her eyes and strolls in, hands on her hips.-

Aurora: <Howdy partner.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Mysterious Woman: <Hey! We did it! Now what should we do with that hat....>

-PEFE!Every opens the door-

PEFE!Every: Good morning, sir.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Phoenix: Sludge Bomb.

-Lawrence happily obliges, opening his mouth and firing a poisonous blast-

edited 8th Nov '17 10:47:04 AM by redneckphoenix

D hands her a file.

"Here's your work for today. Since you're working on the merger it's a bit lighter."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

PEFE!Every: Much appreciated, sir.

-she takes the file and heads to the computer lab to begin typing it up-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

D watches PEF Every run down the hall suspiciously.

"...hrmmm.. coffee."

Heads in the direction of the break room.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Wherever Tagg or another influential J-Teamer is

-Gabe busts in-

Gabe: Help! My friend's been kidnapped! He says I was wrong about not sabotaging the airship but he hasn't come back!

AU Carna's Domain

-In panic, Archer grabs the Pokeball and sends out a Vibrava...-

-Who immediately snarls and lunges at Carna with a Shadow Rush-

Archer: ...Oh shit.

Heihei: -cheep-

Mobius Airship

-An intern stumbles across the chaos-

Intern: What the [FRILLISH]?!

edited 8th Nov '17 9:41:19 AM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

Nondescript Past

-Aulstyne's eyebrows twitch.-

Aulstyne: ... Apologies, I'm used to having to make my points audible to others. I was not conscientious to any previous trauma you might have.

-Her eyes wander to Scarlette's side.-

Aulstyne: Though I should have been able to guess. Entschuldigung.

-PEFE!Every is typing up the report-

Spark: <Thundurus, this is a drag.>

<This might interest you, then.>

<Xeno? What's going on? Are you recording?>

<There may be more pressing issues. Whomever Mobius took captive yesterday, they appeared to have escaped and are currently wreaking general havoc.>

<And?>

<...I don't know. Checkmate said you might care. Landorus knows I don't.>

<We're trapped in another universe and I'm stuck on clerical duty. Notify me if they get too close, but I can't imagine that one escaped prisoner is a big deal.>

<I'll tell Checkmate.>

<Have you been able to get in contact with Every?>

<Only by text. I still don't understand how that works.>

<Text companies are deep magic. How's she taking it?>

<A lot of punctuation.>

<Seems about standard. I'm going to get back to work now. Update me if anything changes.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Pianis: Okay, we're here. Now what?

-Mezzo shrugs-

Mezzo: Malasadas?

Minty: <My lady, I see something down by the beach! There's a fire there, and I think there might be someone near it!>

Fortis: Oh my gosh! Let's go then!

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Ever: Mala-whats? Also, why are there so many Buneary around?

...And where did Brie disappear to?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Penscape, A Bit Ago

-Pent breathes deeply and considers what to make before starting to scrawl assorted r/commands onto the surface of his structure. He's being very, very careful-

The Second Best Alolan Hotel, Currently

-Pent is staring down that invitation. This was a trap. This was a trinity-damned secondary trap-

-Susan and Latias were there, in one of the other rooms, the tour had come to an end and now they were discussing where to take the music next. It took a minute or so for a messy redhead face to peek out of the doorframe-

Latias: 'Ey Keytar, mind going out for a few ho- What are you staring at?

I've been invited to something. Might take a few days...

Latias: Oh. Oh? Well. Good luck and stay safe? Just uh... Don't come back too quick alright, wouldn't mind you staying out for a few hours at least.

Susan: -Half-shouting from the other room/offscreen- Call us when you get back!

-Plucking the invitation from the table he got up and started grabbing his bag and the things he'd taken out of it-

Alright, I'm headed out. Have fun you two.

edited 8th Nov '17 2:48:47 PM by Pentigan

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

-The Sludge Bomb only hits the floor, as no Gardevoir is standing there anymore. However, the area behind Phoenix and Lawrece glows with a white light...-

Aurora: <Y'all ain't even gonna try anythin' else?>

-She assaults Lawrence's mind.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"