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redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#516826: Nov 7th 2017 at 6:54:45 PM

Mobius Airship
-Phoenix flips him the bird.- Phoenix: Lawrence. Fuck 'em up.

-Lawrence emerges from his pokéball.-

Phoenix: Ice Beam.

CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#516827: Nov 7th 2017 at 6:55:34 PM

AU, Agate Facility

Soujin: "...Alright, then."

-He sends out Orlok-

Orlok: <Hey, hey, we don't wanna stay! Give us the kid and we'll go away!>

edited 7th Nov '17 6:56:04 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#516828: Nov 7th 2017 at 6:59:10 PM

Mobius Airship

Dr. Multiman: Rude.

-He sidesteps the Ice Beam, then sends out an Alolan Sandslash-

Metal! Icicle Crash then freeze them in place, will you?

Metal: <Gladly. Though does that weird fanboy Porygon have to be here?>

-He surrounds Phoenix and Lawrence with Icicles, then fires his own Ice Beam to freeze their legs in place-

edited 7th Nov '17 7:00:42 PM by Umbramatic

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EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#516829: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:01:51 PM

Mobius Airship

"I could always just curse him you know. I'm a glitch, I'm a corrupter."

Mecha shrugged, "I will remove the intruder once you are finished Boss."

Jester looked at Mecha, then at Metal, "Sooooooooo... Where's the blue Blur then? Oh! Is he off on his crossover with the Blue Bomber? That was- wait. Forbidden knowledge."

Jester conjured up a chair and some popcorn, sitting down to wait.

redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#516830: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:02:32 PM

Mobius Airship
Phoenix: You call that cold? I scoop ice cream colder than that!

-He tries to move his legs. He fails.-

Phoenix: ... I'm not going to say that Gabe was right.

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#516831: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:11:46 PM

Ula Ula

Gabe: I was right!

-runs off to tell someone-

Mobius Airship

Dr. Multiman: I am dearly sorry it had to come to this, but I will not have gratuitous violence on this airship!

-Sends out a Noivern-

Infinite, carry the kid to a detainment area, make sure the interns give him some food and water. Metal, Mecha? You do the same with his Nidorino.

Infinite: <With pleasure.>

-snatches up Phoenix and carries him off.-

Metal: <Great, I have to work with the stalker.>

-he lopes over to help restrain Lawrence-

Dr. Multiman: -to Jester- Now, where were we?

edited 7th Nov '17 7:12:29 PM by Umbramatic

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redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#516832: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:17:18 PM

Mobius Airship
Phoenix: ...

-He doesn't speak, for he is too busy trying to reach a pokéball on his belt. Eventually he is able to send out Jackie.-

Phoenix:*Whispering* Sneak around the ship and see if you can find anything out... *shouting* HEY! YOU'LL NEVER T-TAKE ME ALIVE! *whispering* Follow that blue dude. Be careful. *shouts curses and says some unpleasant things about one's mother*

edited 7th Nov '17 7:19:10 PM by redneckphoenix

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#516833: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:17:24 PM

Mobius Airship

Mecha picks up the Nidorino and wheels off. "Hey your boss likes Alolan Sandslashes. I wanna get in his good graces."

Jester smiles, and eats more Popcorn, "We were discussing what your one wish is."

Jester shifts into the form of a genie, "I can grant it with GREAT PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!"

And then shifted back to the human form, "Of course, something to tide you over as I corrupt the rest of existence. Do you want anything? And "Not corrupting existence" is not on the table."

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#516834: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:26:42 PM

Mobius Airship

-PEFE!Every's wandering through the hallways-

-wait, what? What's she doing here?-

-she's flanked by Checkmate, and notices Phoenix being wheeled along-

Checkmate: <Hang on. Who's that?>

-PEFE!Every shrugs-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#516835: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:27:48 PM

Mobius Airship

Mecha spoke up, "Intruder. Pay him no mind. He's clearly delusional."

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#516836: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:30:27 PM

Mobius Airship

Dr. Multiman: Again. I don't usually deal with Glitches, and powerwise I like to rely on my organization and my Pokemon... And my dream's coming close to true... But if there's one thing I wanted...

...Well, there are these strange barriers surrounding some universes that control the form of what comes in and what comes out, and they fascinate me. Could you give me the ability to like... Control those somehow?


-Infinite grunts as he feels the extra weight and kicks Jackie off-

Infinite: <I'll deal with you later. For now, run.>

-to- Every- <What the Porygon in a metal body said.>

-And flies off with Phoenix-

Metal: <Yeah, no big deal.>

edited 7th Nov '17 7:32:50 PM by Umbramatic

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EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#516837: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:36:16 PM

Mobius Airship

Jester sat quiet for a moment, and a great big grin spread across his face. "Oh? You wanna inoculate everyone against form shifting in universes? I coooooooooooooooooooooould do something like that."

Something struck the airship, a large black metal clockwork spider peered in through one of the windows, opened a door, and stepped in. It was about the size of a person, and most horrifying of all... it had 8 legs.

"Sorry about the Airship, but this little puppy may have something..." Jester smiled, the abdomen opened up revealing intricate clockwork bracelets, and several vials of what appeared to be a inky green substance.

"Bracelet or potion, their choice, these will... well... corrupt your minions "data" so they don't switch form at all. Think of them like armbands but only better. Would this be what you are looking for?"

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#516838: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:39:48 PM

Mobius Airship

Dr. Multiman: Thaaaat seems like a bit much, I mean more me conjuring such fields when I want to. Put one around the airship and boop! Problem solved.

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EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#516839: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:42:07 PM

Mobius Airship

"Buddy. I can do that much more..."

Jester snapped his finger, and the spider, vials, and bracelets broke apart. the pieces began to mash together and became a set of engraved black gauntlets, "This should do. Be warned, the first time you wear them..." Jester smiled, "It's a total Trip."

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#516840: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:44:01 PM

Mobius Airship

-Multiman cautiously puts them on-

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EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#516841: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:45:08 PM

Mobius Airship

In a instant, Multiman felt his consciousness drift outside of his body, and seemingly fly through the universe, right down to the universal coding, and in a instant, came back.

"Alright! Are you crazy or are you good to go?"

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#516842: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:46:21 PM

Okay yeah, it's Carna's Domain — AU

Carna: <NO!>

-If Carna was a more buff, possibly needle-y lizard, she could easily keep Heihei away-hei. However, she is not, and the very concept of a buff Salazzle is frankly absurd. Heihei is easily snatched from her hold.-

Carna: <I WON'T LET YOU TAKE ANOTHER ONE!>

-She uses Toxic on Pyra.-

Nondescript Past

-Gus turns his head away from the door to eye Dr. Aulstyne.-

Scarlette: ...I see. I'm glad you told me. Finding out a few months later would be far less forgivable, as I've already learned the hard way.

They're just as bPlease shut up I'm already in this.

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#516843: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:56:49 PM

Mobius Airship

Dr. Multiman: That was fun!

AU Carna's Domain

Heihei: -cheep-

-Runs down the corner as soon as he's freed-

Archer: Hey! Come back!

-follows-

Pyra: -is splatted by the Toxic- <You need to be taught a lesson!>

-Hammer Arm-

edited 7th Nov '17 7:57:56 PM by Umbramatic

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EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#516844: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:58:04 PM

Mobius Airship

"Oh I'm gonna like you. Go on, try making a barrier."

redneckphoenix RNP Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RNP
#516845: Nov 7th 2017 at 7:59:39 PM

Mobius Airship, Detention Area
Phoenix: Oh, no, what will I ever dooooooo-

-Phoenix sees the lack of guards and takes advantage.-

Phoenix: Frank.

-The Tepig emerges, seeing his trainer pointing to the lock on the door. He sends a blast of hot fire toward it, melting it.-

Phoenix:... This seems too easy.

-The first thing Phoenix does is make a decoy, mainly out of ice cream. He directs Lawrence to use Ice Beam on them to make them last longer. He then leaves the cell, with the shoddy decoy behind him. He closes the door, and hides in a vacant room near the detention area.-

edited 7th Nov '17 7:59:57 PM by redneckphoenix

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#516846: Nov 7th 2017 at 8:03:47 PM

Mobius Airship

Checkmate: <...Hmm.>

-she taps PEFE!Every, who rolls her eyes-

Team Iron Auxiliary Base

-PEFE!Every has resumed her work, when she gets a text-

It's Spark. I'm texting you from your robot.

Hello, Spark.

Mobius just captured a guy. An intruder, supposedly. Someone you know?

Very tall?

No.

How many arms?

...Two?

I don't know him.

Alright. Just checking.

Man: Who are you contacting?

-PEFE!Every yelps, and spins around-

Woman: Your employers in Mobius?

PEFE!Every: Uh....yes! That is who I'm texting! We just captured someone, and I wanted to find out what was going on!

-the woman and man glance at each other-

PEFE!Every: Why are you standing behind me, anyway?

Man: We are curious.

Woman: Martin and I have a short list of familiar faces.

Martin, apparently: In turn, Leslie and I rarely forget anyone.

Leslie, apparently: So you present a conundrum.

Martin: One which we would like to unravel.

Leslie: Soon.

PEFE!Every: ...That's nice. Well, I have an awful lot of work to do, so if I have any breakthroughs, I'll be sure to let you know...

Martin: Fair.

Leslie: We'll leave you in piece.

-and the two leave-

PEFE!Every: -shudders-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#516847: Nov 7th 2017 at 8:07:14 PM

Nondescript Past

Aulstyne: One thing that you'll guarantee from me is upfront honesty.

-She gives the whiteboard behind her a smack with her baton, causing it to spin. She stops it just in time to show a flowchart.-

Aulstyne: In my division, not only do we specialize in combat situations and military stratagems, we also focus on the dissemination of knowledge. Every soldier, every person, every Pokemon, has not only physical capacity to be taken into account for combat, but also mental and emotional. Take the Iron Grenadiers, here.

-She slaps the whiteboard on the red circle.-

Aulstyne: All of them hand-picked for their use of Morse code and other various non-vocal audio communications to command both Pokemon and communicate with one another on the battlefield. They are stern, and thus are excellent at the use of firearms should the opponent be using lethal force in turn - however, they make horrible combined arms candidates, due to them not communicating with other operators properly. That's where we have the arbiters.

-She slaps the green circle.-

Aulstyne: Knowledgeable in linguistics and cultural turns of phrase, the arbiters are trained specifically to allow proper communication across any barrier - language, racial, distance, et cetera. They are also trained in basic hand-to-hand combat and are given Pokemon known for communicative dispositions. Honchcrow and Chatot are popular, earning them the nicknames of the "Flying Squadron". Not precisely what the term was originally used for, but I suppose that's part of the joke.

-She flashes an "are you impressed yet" smile at Scarlette.-

Aulstyne: Not bad for a little Prussian girl with a rebellious teenager streak, ja?

Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#516848: Nov 7th 2017 at 8:09:47 PM

Mobius Airship, Detention Area

???: "What the hell is..."- Someone is walking down the hallway while Phoenix makes his escape. He arrives just a bit too late to the cell, notices the melted lock, and groans.

"Aw, hell... Is that- is that fucking ice cream? What the fuck?"

edited 7th Nov '17 8:11:39 PM by Daydre

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CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#516849: Nov 7th 2017 at 8:13:18 PM

AU, Agate Facility

Orlok: <Yay, we got him!>

Soujin: "...Wait, do we need to do this? Unless Sephiroth is somewhere around here. And I don't hear any music indicating as such..."

-He and Orlok try and follow after Archer-

edited 7th Nov '17 8:24:29 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#516850: Nov 7th 2017 at 8:17:48 PM

Alola League, Champion's Chamber - Past

Marshall: "Transform!"

-Cassnova's body ripples and stretches as he takes the form of Ace.-

Ace: <They do say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.>

Staraptor!Cassanova: <Haha. I'm laughing on the ins->

Ace used Aerial Ace!

Staraptor!Cassanova: <I don't know what I expected.>


Mobius Airship

-A white-and-gold Porygon-Z - who's been monitoring cameras - notices Phoenix exit his cell.-

Zelel: <Michael? Go find Gabrielle and take her to this room.>

Michael: <What happened?>

Zelel: <The intruder thought he was unguarded.>

-Michael snorts.-

Michael: <He won't get far.>

-The Absol struts away.-

Zelel: <I must talk to Mecha. Leaving a prisoner unguarded and not confiscating his Poké Balls?>

-The Porygon-Z heads in search of the aforementioned Mecha.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

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