ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Phoenix:-to Gabe- Sure, why not.

Phoenix: -to Colton- Yo, person with the shoes! You ever heard of the J-Team?

Shaun: "Hello Isbrand."

Jessica:: <Hey Issy!>

Jamie: <I haven't seen any other Alolan Vulpixes up here. Unless...>

Shaun: "I doubt that."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

While Byte floated herself over to Carol, Super Nerd looked up to Ares and offered an embarrassed chuckle. He was going to be coworkers with a porygon aimbot. Gee that was something.

"Oh gosh...anything at all? I already have an idea..." Byte chirped, thinking on what kind of robot she could be. "Um...could...could you make one that looks like a girl? Um...a human girl? With...With a dress that's colored like me?"

Dab for me.

"Android body? Dunno. We haven't tried. It might not look totally human I'll warn you," Carol stated.

Super Nerd glanced over to the conversation that was happening. "Don't ask too much of these nice folk, Byte." He scolded gently. "They're already doing quite a lot for us."

"It's okay SN! It's okay! They make such amazing things I'm sure that they can make it! And even if it's not totally human it'll still be cute I bet!" Byte chirped, humming around Carol in circles. "And then we can go on walks together and play games and it won't hurt!"

Dab for me.

Tapu Village

-Squealer's head is pat-

Squealer: <False binary? What do you mean?>

Route 212

-Kaisei is a bit surprised at hearing the telepathy because he usually doesn't hear that kind of thing but nods and follows-

Asimov HQ

-A Porygon in a Robot body carrying some stuff might wander by the others-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Victory Road

Alli: No, it's me... I'm a failure...

Neon: No you're not Alli! You did great out there until the end!

Kofun: <What Neon said! That was one of the best Leauge challenges I've seen! Well, the only, but...>

Drampa: <I have no clue what's going on here but these peoplemons seem to care an awful lot about you...>

Contact Me!

Victory Road

Kaito: If you were a failure, neither of us would be here right now. A failure wouldn't make it to the League in the first place. You made it to the top —literally and figuratively, in this case — and that match should have been yours.

-They sigh again-

Kaito: I could tell something was pulling you down. I don't know what, but it was like, cold flashes. I was hoping a proper victory would have pulled you out of it, but then...

edited 30th Oct '17 7:25:12 AM by BittersweetNSour

Malie City

“You mean the ones that dine with Legendaries and punch out Missing-no?” Colton asked. “Yeah, technically I was drafted into them yesterday.” He confessed.

“Between you and me, they look like any other trainer. But you’d be surprised at the shenanigans they get involved in. I hear the barriers between dimensions are weakening by an even greater margin than the Ultra Beasts alone.” He exposed, it never really occurring to him that he might be saying too much.

“Why are you searching for them anyway?” He asked bluntly.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Victory Road

Alli: ...

Neon: Please, Alli... Just come back with us and enjoy the Haloween party... It'll cheer you up...

Drampa: <And give you some time to think about... Whatever this mess is...>

Kofun: <For your own sake...>

Alli: I... I guess...

-She gets up and starts walking back-

Malie

Gabe: -freezes mid-lick- They know about the barriers?

edited 30th Oct '17 7:36:22 AM by Umbramatic

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Tapu Village

-Every(?) appears from behind Squealer-

Every(?): Well, there aren't only two options, are there? You die, you live, so what's a ghost do? Or a zombie? Or me!

Malie Center

-PEFE!Every is feeling a lot better. She still hurts, but she can move around, and the bandages have all been removed-

-she looks around the room, to see that Pleth and Petunia have left-

PEFE!Every: ...Oh. Cytosol, are you there?

-no response-

-the pressure on her arm changes slightly. She looks at it, to see that where there was an IV, the needle in her arm is now attached to-

Carna:    DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE?   

-PEFE!Every attempts to yank her arm away, but Carna holds it in place-

PEFE!Every: Crap, crap, crap...Cytosol!

-no response-

-standing behind Carna, PEFE!Every notices Tagg and Echo watching and observing. Neither looks exactly correct, though whose features those errors belong to are anyone's guess-

PEFE!Every: ...Can I get some help?

-the two look between each other-

Echo: It isn't anything personal.

Tagg: But we have other things to focus on.

Echo: Better things.

Tagg: It's not like you got any results.

-the two giggle at each other and walk off into the shadows-

PEFE!Every: ...Oh. I get it.

-her eyes snap open-

-her throat and side still hurt, she's still staring into a bandage, she's attached to an IV and not a Salazzle, and Pleth, Cytosol, and presumably Petunia are in the room-

PEFE!Every: ...That was...odd.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Phoenix: Funny story. We just got inducted ourselves.

Tapu Village

-Squealer adopts a expression-

Squealer: <You're undead?>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Victory Road

-Kaito sighs in relief, and gets up to walk alongside her.-

Kaito: If you want, I can talk to the necessary officials and have the match officially have ended after the Z-Move. Or, I can ask to set up another match under the same conditions, no repeat Elite Four challenge necessary.

Mezzo: If you want to be undead, I can probably help with that.

Noelle: ...I think you can quit it with the death threats. It's scaring me.

Pianis: Yeah, I guess so.

-he sighs-

Pianis: And my other siblings aren't doing too well either. Forte got into some transformation thing again, and Fortis last I heard was on the run from the police.

Celeste: <I think I'm getting the hang of it!>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Malie

Gabe: WE'RE NEWBIES!

...

-lick-

Victory Road

Alli: I... guess? On the first offer.

It doesn't count regardless.

edited 30th Oct '17 7:57:48 AM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

Malie City

“Nifty,” the Unovan admitted. “I’m sorry, but I gotta go. I kinda gotta get resumin’ on my Island challenges. I think the next one’s at Hokulani?” He asked.

And then he left for there, recalling the mountain had a center.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Victory Road

Kaito: (There it is again...) All right, I'll talk to them.

-They offer a smile-

Malie Center

-Petunia is indeed still there-

Petunia: {Are you okay? It seemed like you were having a really bad dream...}

Tapu Village

Every(?): I don't want to be anything. I was a ghost, and now I'm not. I'm un-undead!

-she giggles-

Malie City

Brie: How come I never get mixed up in anything?

Ever: Didn't you once get captured by Neo-Flare?

Brie: Well, true...

Ever: And then there was whatever happened to you in Kalos. Which you never explained.

Brie: And still won't. Court order.

Ever: Face it, your life's as strange as anyone's.

Amanita: ...Hold up. Your kid sister is on the run from the police?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Malie

Gabe: ...Great. Now what? And I'm out of ice cream.

-Phoenix may notice an Alakazam in a strange uniform nearby-

Victory Road

-Neon turns to the Drampa-

Neon: Thanks for helping us out, sir!

Drampa: -chuckles- <Don't be so formal, I'm pretty young. Only one hundred and fifty three, can you belive it? They say I'm wise for such a young age but I don't belive it...>

Neon: ...Er.

...Hey! If you're so young, why don't you travel with me for more world... Worldly experience?

Drampa: <Hmmm... Sounds like a plan.>

Neon: Great! I'll call you Haku.

-They follow the others-

-MEANWHILE-

-Alli does not smile back-

ALL OVER ALOLA AND ELSEWHERE

-A mass text gets sent out!-

-Indeed, there are plenty of Abra-line X-Nauts near J-Teamers, including those previously mentioned.-

Contact Me!

Mezzo: Suit yourself. Now if I wanted to I'd—

-beep-

Mezzo: Oh, so that's where everyone is.

Noelle: You should go!

Pianis: Yeah. I'd ask her about it but she doesn't stay still long enough.

edited 30th Oct '17 8:23:56 AM by Mezzopiano

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Tapu Village

Squealer: -to Mezzo- <Hmm... I got nearly possessed by a ghost who couldn't even keep an incorporeal form to well in order to revive their civilization they ruled, so thanks, but I dunno if it's for me.>

-to Every (?)-

Mt Lanakila, Alola League

-Maggie is now here for the party-

-Hajime and Hae-Won are too probably-

AU Orre

-Soujin is not because he is here-

Soujin: "Good thing, huh..."

"Well, lead the way."

edited 30th Oct '17 8:22:36 AM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Malie City

Halfway to Route 15, Colton’s phone buzzed. He read the message, somewhat intrigued. He had his costume neatly folded in his backpack, and he also had very little else to do.

Besides, he had to go check to see if that note was still there. With that decided, he returned to Malie City’s center. It was possible one o’ dem Abras or somethin’ would be there. Only to find one actually pretty soon.

“Got the text,” he said.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Tapu Village

-Every (?) peers over Mezzo's shoulder-

Every(?): Ooh, I love Halloween! I'll go!

Malie City

Ever: Maybe she'll be at the party?

Malie Center

PEFE!Every: It's...fine. Some things to...think about. Nightmares only...remind you to...appreciate...reality.

-she seems perturbed all the same, but pets Petunia-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Phoenix's phone goes off. He checks it and sees a text.-

Phoenix: ...Huh. Is that one of them there?

-He points to the uniformed Pokémon.-

Phoenix: Okay, lemme just get our costumes...

-He pulls out 5 specifically-tailored Casteliacone costumes. Five minutes later, he and his Pokémon look like the cones they ate just a bit ago.-

Phoenix: Should have never signed that advertising contract...