ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Blitz: -Sigh- "Okay, but right now mew are probably the only ones that can help you not be a mew"

Pipit: -To Blitz- ~The one in glasses said they couldn't do it themselves so they'd have to ask Xerneas for help with that~

Blitz: hoo... That complicates things

Forte: <Why should I listen to you? You're the one that got— Mmmph!>

-Forte's mouth is suddenly closed by a telekinetic force, and they glare at Shadow-

Shadow: <If I were you, I'd listen to what he has to say. That and this is a library. Okay?>

-Forte grumbles a bit, then nods-

Shadow: <Okay.>

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"Fuck me; of course he'd want to keep this alive," Colton realized, unloading several rounds from Rosemary into Zach. "it's the only reason he's alive!"

9-Volt fired a Signal Beam and an Electroweb-Beta from atop the generator's remains before returning himself.

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Walt: -Sees Zachary- ...

<...Look, I'm sorry for everything. I was a greedy, capitalistic asshole, and look where that got me. At the same time... You've got to go down.>

-Fires a    Reflux   -

Malie Library

Bartelby: <Thank you, Shadow. Now, first step would be getting in contact with Xerneas...>

edited 26th Oct '17 10:47:50 AM by Umbramatic

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In between in his firing, Colton overheard Darkrai. "Wait, you're responsible for this entire FUCKING ordeal?!!?" He realized. "You made the cartoon that drove someone to make the Ink Machine that drove them crazy which drove them to throw the VAs into the Machine?!!?"

He turned his gun from the Unovan Dark type to the Sinnoan Dark type. "You're not free yet," he told Zach. "I want answers from him first."

edited 26th Oct '17 11:00:36 AM by AbsentCoder

Blitz: "So, how do we do that exactly? I've never tried to contact a legendary before, unless you count texting Prime"

-Senshi is just standing there holding his son not really knowing what to do with this kind of situation-

Blitz: "So, how do we do that exactly? I've never tried to contact a legendary before, unless you count texting Prime"

-Senshi is just standing there holding his son not really knowing what to do with this kind of situation-

Malie Library

Bartelby: <That's the tricky part, it depends on which of Xerneas' two personalities are active, and I have no way of telling that.>

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-Walt waves his hands-

Walt: <Woah woah woah, I didn't personally start this mess!>

Blitz: -Pinching the bridge of his nose- "Of course..."

-headshake-

"Guess it wouldn't do if mortals could just perform a summoning by chanting 'please Xerneas grace us with thy presence' or something"

=/

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Colton stared at the Darkrai. "Your word choice insinuates responsibility for other... disasters, but I won't question you for now.

"Because we should be addressing-" he interrupted himself with a round going into Zach's head.

edited 26th Oct '17 1:22:33 PM by AbsentCoder

Forte: <I got recruited by Xerneas for a superhero thing this one time... well, actually that was a different Xerneas. I think. I dunno, time travel and alternate universes and stuff were involved. But anyway, he seemed okay. I don't remember anything about alternate personalities, though.>

Malie Library

-Ever is bored, and texting-

Pokeworld Studios - B4, Pipes Room

-Pent nods and tests the valves to find one he can semi-easily turn-

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Bartelby: <That doesn't sound like our Xerneas, no... But regardless! Looks like we have to... Find out his contact info.>

-Du dun dun-

Shaun: "Well, let's go."

-Shaun stretches.-

Shaun: "I think I prefer flying on Pokémon."

Lyra: <Is Ari the only other one with hands?>

Elizabeth: "Proper ones."

-She releases an Oranguru.-

Aristotle: <What is it, Tsukida? I was meditating.>

Elizabeth: "Just get ready to turn a valve, please."

-The four of them take their places at a valve each.-

Forte: <Uh, you don't have it?>

Blitz: "Right... Just gimme a sec to google Xerneas' phone number or something then"

-Pulls smartphone out to do just that, not that any of the results actually help-

-Probably-

Blitz: "Right... Just gimme a sec to google Xerneas' phone number or something then"

-Pulls smartphone out to do just that, not that any of the results actually help-

-Probably-

Sam shouts, "TURN!" and begins to crank his valve.

As for Zachary, he's not fully formed yet so the laser blast melts his head, it begins to regrow, and he's just smiling.

"Translating okay Bishop?" "Translation working Captain," "Alright."

Silas took a deep breath, "Log 7, it has been 4 days since Hacks and I entered this other universe and began my training, to say that it was painful the first day is a understatement. Everything about my body ached, apparently I'm not a very good Lucario."

Hacks shot him a look and took a munch from the rations they had packed, "But we've made improvements. I do feel stronger now, but not complete, as if my body can go further. According to Hacks that's normal, we haven't reached the full potential of this body. The training regimen has been all out, according to Hacks we're at least halfway there."

Amber chuckled a bit as she sparked the fire, "We're sleeping outside tonight, despite there being available rooms in town. Everyone insisted sleeping under this world's stars, I can understand that."

Silas leaned back and stretched a bit, he returned to the log, "We've even done the whole standing under a waterfall thing, I stood there for at least 30 minutes soaking before I asked him what it was supposed to accomplish. He gave me the smuggest grin and told me "not a fucking thing". Apparently I had just walked into that one, I will admit it was kind of funny."

Snakeye gave a thumbs up as best he could, without thumbs, and Silas smiled a bit, "That being said... this experience, while I don't prefer it and would rather remain human... I don't mind it. It's given me a new perspective with my team, largely because I am now one of the shortest members, sans Bishop of course-" "HEY!" "-Accept it! You're a Porygon, the robot body doesn't count!"

A icon appeared on the P-Droid's holographic screen, it was of a Pory head, amazingly, pouting. Silas laughed and showed it off to everyone else, "I suppose it's... nice. It's nice being able to talk to them without a translator and be in a situation where they can lead instead of me. I may be the Captain as a human. But here? I'm but a learner."

Tae patted Silas on the back, which ended up knocking him off his seat and flat onto the ground, face first. Silas got up and gave Tae a look, "Still. Whatever comes next, I think I'll be ready for it."

"Final note. Will any of this physical training affect my human body when we return?"

"Yes Silas, you'll have 6 pack abs and a huge biceps..."

"Really?!"

"NO!"

Silas frowned at Snakeye and ended the log. Bishop popping out and laughing, "That's a bit of a unrealistic expectation."

"We have no idea how this works guys... who knows."

"Silas if you are somehow more physically fit when return home, well I don't know what I'd do," Hacks responded, his tone mocking.

Silas just stuck his tongue out at them, "no faith any of you."

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-Time to turn those valves!-

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Upon seeing that Zachary’s head was now bifurcated, Colton had an idea.

Shoot the neck.

The upper rib cage.

The heart.

The stomach.

The intestine.

The crotch.

With less that 10 metres between them, his aim was considerably precise.

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-Walt fires another Reflux at the crotch-

-Shaun walks out and makes a hard right.-

-An orange barrier surrounds the battlefield.-

Hala: I said we'd meet again, didn't I?"

Shaun: "Yes, you did. But I think it'll just be a repeat of last time."

Hala: "Ho, headstrong, are we? But Tapu Koko didn't make me Kahuna for no reason!"

-Ace glares at the Primeape.-

Primeape: <Ready to lose, three eyes? No one beats me twice!>

Ace: <Doubtful.>

-He Aerial Aces the Primeape.-

Primeape: <I WON'T LOSE TO YOU!>

-He Cross Chops Ace.-

Ace: <I don't believe you.>

-Everyone turns their valve. Elizabeth's has a faint glow.-

edited 26th Oct '17 8:34:04 PM by SwiftSeraph

Zachary is blasted back, and is stuck reforming himself.

As the Pipeworks open, at the far end of the room, the door to the final level opens.

"HOOF IT!" Sam shouts as he starts running towards the door.

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-Walt makes a mad dash for the lever-