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Malie Library

<Friendly reminder that there is a Fairy-ty - wait, Latios.> Sylveon paused. <How did we go from a lost poker hand to Latios?>

Squealer: <Well, I think that Mimikyu used to be a Latios.>

Malie Library

<A~nd how did he become one of a Dragon-Psychic's most feared typing combos, which could only be trumped by the discovery of a Fairy-Dark?> She realized.

<Reincarnation can't be the answer; their soul would become Soul Dew,> she explained.

Multiman's Office

-Izaya knocks on the door, and Multiman answers-

Multiman: Izaya my boy! And our new scientist! How are you two doing?

Izaya: Well, Every needs your help, actually!

Dr. Multiman: Oh, what with?

edited 19th Oct '17 1:31:06 PM by Umbramatic

-blip!-

-Mew teleports in with Colton-

Mew: ~OK, sparring match. I'm supposed to go easy on you, but still be challenging, right?~

-she begins firing a Bubblebeam to the side of the Rockruff, then turns it to sweep towards him-

Malie Garden

Summoning a few spires of stone that soaked up about half of the Bubblebeam, Colton turned to Mew. <Yeah, sounds about right. I'm not looking for victory, just to get stronger.>

With that said, the spires collapsed and he took the rest of the Bubblebeam. Not in stride. He growled, <DAMMIT I HATE GETTING WET.> directing his anger towards Mew.

He shook off the water, getting about half of it off.

edited 19th Oct '17 1:45:41 PM by AbsentCoder

Malie City

Muninn: -grumblegrumble Just Death grumblegrumble-

Ever: What Muninn is refusing to discuss is that, as a Latios, he attempted to kill me a couple times. Unfortunately, he wasn't very good at it and now he is dead. That said, though, why aren't you a nice necklace right now?

-Muninn is silent for a while before replying-

Muninn: <After Huginn and I created the Demon Mutagen, the other Latii of the Moon Civilization punished us. They stripped away our connection to Latii-kind. We couldn't see through each other's eyes, and we were denied the chance at becoming Soul Dew after death. It's a punishment they reserve for the worst of criminals.>

Ever: Oh...

-Pleth out of nowhere-

Pleth: -smacks Ever upside the head- <Don't feel sorry for him! Muninn, what did you do after that?>

Muninn: <My sister and I razed their civilization to the ground and salted the ashes.> (to Sylveon) <The moon used to be green, you know.>

-Pleth Dragon Pulses Muninn and disappears again-

Ever: ...Right.

Mobius Airship, Dr. Multiman's Office

PEFE!Every: Well, I accidentally covered myself in Faller sauce, and it won't come off, and now a Celesteela wants me to build them a portal home or they'll kill me and see if that creates an Ultra Wormhole.

edited 19th Oct '17 2:37:22 PM by memyselfandI2

AU Mt. Battle

-Kage inspects his phone-like device. An acrid smell comes from it-

Kage: Well, shit. Looks like we're gonna be stuck here for a while.

Mobius Airship

Dr. Multiman: You got yourself stuck in Faller Sauce? This is serious! I'll direct the ship to the nearest Ultra Wormhole right away and get that Celsteelia off your back!

AU Mt. Battle

Alex: Greeeeeat.

Locke: Should we head down the mountain?

Mobius Airship

PEFE!Every: Oh, uh, okay! Thank you! (to Rotary) See, I told you Faller Sauce was a good name for it.

Ditto: <Eh, no big deal. Didn't realize aura could detect shapeshifting though, have to keep that in mind. And he's doing well enough I suppose. Helped deal with a kidnapping case a few months ago, but other than that no catastrophic life threatening incidents or insanity>

-Beat-

<...Not a whole lot of anything, really. Been kinda boring>

edited 19th Oct '17 4:36:34 PM by BlitzTrain

"The opposite of me then, I've had way too much excitement. I went to Mars, then I fought in a interplanetary war in another dimension, became a Lucario humanoid there, and killed a giant brain."

Amber smiled, <It's still amazing. Sounds like a song should be made about you and your experience.>

"I'm still just a regular guy Amber."

<TS.>

Tapu Village

-Ludmilla jumps as a sudden psychic pressure overtakes her. She reaches for her backpack before the feeling subsides just as quickly.-

Ludmilla: ... What was that?

-She grabs her backpack and goes off searching.-

-Ludmilla peaks around a corner. In the center of a ruined building, a Gengar is orating.-

Valvatorez: <So tell me, my pupils - what is the one tool that we have that gives us the definite advantage against humans, allowing us to strike fear into their hearts?>

-The gathered ghosts of various species all look between each other. A Shuppet raises a hand.-

Shuppet: <Surprise, dood?>

-The Gengar gives a big laugh.-

Valvatorez: <A good answer, but incorrect! The one tool, that we shall use to defeat and instill fear in all before us is...>

-The Gengar pulls out an organic lump.-

Valvatorez: <BERRIES!>

-Ludmilla blinks.-

As everyone races through the exit door, it slams shut behind them, only another path ahead. They find Petey, and surprisingly, Terrible Terry. Looking distressed and ragged.

-The ditto gives a low whistle-

Ditto: <Sounds like the J-team thing hit you guys hard. But you're all in one piece, so that's a good sign>

"For the other dimension thing yes. Going to Mars was by choice, and I'd gladly do it again," Silas added.

~So what's your name?~ Hacks asked the Ditto.

Malie Library

Sylveon looked at the Sceptile, or where he was. <O~kay then,> Sylveon shrugged.

<With each new hand, the one on the dealer’s left becomes the dealer.> She explained.

Pokéworld Studios

So we’re going series finale, eh? Colton thought. “What the HELL. Is going on.” He asked Terry.

AU Mt. Battle

Kage: Yeah. Hopefully they'll have some spare parts for this around.

-Kage sighs-

Kage: Considering we're gonna be around each other for a while while I sort out this... predicament, I'd like to know your names.

edited 19th Oct '17 6:55:36 PM by Buckbuck2

Malie Library

Ever: ...This might take some time.

-Ever gives the cards to Muninn to shuffle because that's just not doable if you don't know how, and then places them on the table in front of him and deals them out-

 Malie Library 

-Is waiting around for Echo-

 Somewhere in Alola 

-The Wandering Trio is currently waiting around for their fellow multiverse traveling counterparts-

Mobius Airship

Dr. Multiman: Oran OS! Direct us twoard the nearest Ultra Womhole using our sensors!

Oran OS: On it, sir!

-The ship veers-

Malie Library

-Bartelby is with Echo, this time in the form of a Midday Lycanroc with his trademark glasses. Echo may be petting him-

Ula Ula Meadow

-Giselle and Trina show up here-

Giselle: Seems secure enough...

AU Mt. Battle

Locke: I'm Locke.

Archer: Archer Lakirid here.

Alex: Alexa Vogel at your service!

Shizuo: Shizuo.

edited 19th Oct '17 7:27:28 PM by Umbramatic

Malie Library

-Echo puts down whatever book she was reading, idly pets Lycanroc!Bartelby, and goes to greet Tagg-

Echo: Glad to see you. It turns out we likely have a few issues to deal with on a cosmic scale.

-Nearby, Mason pauses briefly as he overhears Echo, before continuing to browse the shelves and seem like he's minding his own business.-

edited 19th Oct '17 7:21:36 PM by BittersweetNSour

Mobius Airship

-PEFE!Every waits anxiously to see what's about to happen-

 Malie Library 

-To Echo-

So, what sort of cosmic problem is it this time?

 Ula'ula Meadow 

Judith: -To Trina- It should be, Richard's already blanketed the place in a thick fog.

The Wanderer: -Walking out of said fog like a ghost- A bit showy, but Alola rains all the time so it shouldn't be too unusual for the area.

-In a very Tagglike way-

But more seriously, what's the big news exactly?

Mew: ~Oh. I can dry you off!~

-Mew proceeds to ignite a Flamethrower aimed at Colton-