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DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#514176: Oct 9th 2017 at 1:09:38 PM

Route 12

Ajax: <Now remember, I'm not allowed to help you in combat.>

Ludmilla: I know, I know. I just wanted to have you around to talk, is all.

Ajax: <I- erm, thank you. I am rarely kept around just for conversation. Well, except for your father. And now you, I suppose.>

Ludmilla: Heeheehee, you're silly, Ajax.

Ajax: <Your father kept calling me that, too- Ow!>

-Ajax hops a little, causing Ludmilla to squeak and hold onto his spikes in panic. Ajax lifts up his foot, only to find an Alolan Geodude stuck to his heel.-

Ajax: <Oh, sorry about that!>

Alolan Geodude: <First the horses... now a walking cliff face...>

-Ajax peels the unfortunate rock from his foot and gently places it down on the side of the path. The Geodude blinks before falling flat on his face.-

Ajax: <I would feel more guilty if they didn't hide themselves in the rocks on purpose...>

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#514177: Oct 9th 2017 at 1:42:45 PM

Pokeworld Studios B1

Colton shrugged his shoulders and followed the Pikachu, who he assumed to be Petey.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#514178: Oct 9th 2017 at 1:56:59 PM

Pokeworld Studios

Etran sighs. "Come on, Malice."

They follow the Pikachu.

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#514179: Oct 9th 2017 at 2:11:27 PM

Poni Wilds

Nico: Hey, we all have different defenitions of weird at this point. Weird defenitions of weird, even.


Umbra: ...That was bad.

-Ammy just laughs-

Seafolk Village

-Jean is here.-

-She sighs, ducks behind a building, and pulls out the Medallion-

Jean: OK, what are you?

Kolemm: W̩̫͓̭̻̺͍e͏͇̠͔̫̯l̦͔͖͖̀ͅl͈̯͉ ̨͔̰̻̱ͅͅya̙̪͚̠͙ ̦̳̞g̺͚̳̥ͅơ̟̝͖̘͓̭t̹̦̼ͅt̩̯̫̥̲̝͞a̧͓̮͉̳͓͔ ̨̹̺̮̲̪̗̩b̧̮͎̘̘͎e̝̪ ͉̭̭m͓ó͔̭̳̳re̲͖ ̡̟̗s̡̞͎͎̣p͚̯̲̟e͎̙̣̻͖ͅć͇̱̟i̝̯̘͠f̢̘ic̙̙̠͈ ̡̞̤͚̝t̞̖͎͕̘̗͇h̪͖̦̮̪͓a̖̤n͉͖͚͉̥̖̱ ̵t̸̖̮͉̻h̜͚̠͎͈͎̣at̥͙͙̬̫̪͖͜.͖̻̼͝

Jean: What are you? Human? Pokemon? Something like both like I used to be?

Kolemm:' W̕e̵l͡l,͏ ́i̴f ̡I̡ c̡ou͜ld ̕sh҉a͏p͘e̡s̷hi̡ft͠ r͜íght̛ ̶now̧ I͝ ́c̛ould ̸be ͜anyo͠f ҉t́h̀o͠s͡e͏, ̶bu͏t ͡I'̢m ҉a̷ g̀l͢i̷tch!̴ ̡T҉he̛ sćou̵rge̴ ͟òf͏ thi͠s̸ d̛ime͡ns͞ion͝!

Jean: So you're some sort of living... computer bug? Is that why they're trying to keep you away from Gudrunn?

Kolemm: O̡oh͏, ̢G͢ud̡r͏u͠n͏n'͜s̷ an o͞l̛d fri҉e̴n̴d̶ ͡of min͘e. ̨S͟he͞ was͢ s̸tud͠yi̡n̛g ͢a ̧wa̷y̕ t̷ò ̀c͝r̛eaţe͘ ͠a ̡gre͟a̷ter ̀g̷l͡i͡tch͢ ̢th̡ąn ḩa͞d͝ ever͠ b̕efore s̀ee͘ń an͢d ̢tran̷s̷ce͟nd͏ h̷umanity̷ i͝n t͢he̡ ṕr͡ocess҉,͢ a͢nd́ ͞I̕ ̧wa͟s͢ ̵qųa̡l̡if̕ied ̶to h͘elp. Sh҉e'͠s͜ ̨d̀ȩf͢ínit͞ely ̶g̛o̢n̴na̵ ͢w͝a̛nt ͟to̢ s͏e̢e ͜m̵e ̢ag̕a̕iń,͝ so ͞go̢ǫd̷ l̷uck̡ ҉playi̸ng kèep͘-̶away̵.

Jean: Great. Are you also the reason I feel slightly diffrent for reasons I can't ascertain?

Kolemm: I ̨gave yo͠ù à ̷nam̕e c̡olor b͞e҉c҉ąu̴se ̢yo͝ų'͘r͏e a ͜PC̴ noẁ.͞ Y͟ou'r̕e̛ ͟w̨e͘l̴com̵e.

Jean: ...Wha?

Kolemm: :3

Holon

-Jackie is relaxing-

-It had been a good day of research, she had a nice time out and about in Holon City, and she was getting ready to turn in for the evening-

-She was affectionately stroking her Crobat when she got a phone call-

Jackie: Uhuh. Yes, that's me. Yes, I know a Locke Nox.

...Wait, what happened to him?!

edited 9th Oct '17 2:11:44 PM by Umbramatic

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SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#514180: Oct 9th 2017 at 2:21:13 PM

Poni Wilds - Past

Shaun: "Yep, cheesy puns and dirty jokes - Jess's specialty."

Jessica: <And you wouldn't have it any other way!>

Shaun: "You're probably right."

Jessica: <I'm definitely right.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#514181: Oct 9th 2017 at 2:24:11 PM

Poni Wilds

"And they physically hurt," Colton commented as he approached the group, rubbing his temple. "I mean, I've heard of 'dad jokes', but THAT..." He shook his head.

Pokeworld Studios

"Where exactly are you leading us to?" He asked Petey.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#514182: Oct 9th 2017 at 2:28:29 PM

Poni Wilds

"I suppose so. Finding ancient ruins on Mars was the big one for me."

Pokeworld studios

Petey says nothing as the group enters a larger location, a old cassette player sitting nearby on a chair.

SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#514183: Oct 9th 2017 at 2:29:10 PM

Poni Wilds

-Shaun looks at Colton. Though his eyes are obscured, his mouth is set in a small frown.-

Shaun: "How long have you been there?"


Pokéworld Studios - B1

Lyra: <Welp, got nothing else to do.>

-Her hand and the cassette player glow pink. The "Play" button clicks.-

edited 9th Oct '17 2:31:10 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#514184: Oct 9th 2017 at 2:34:35 PM

Poni Wilds

"Around the mention of a son," he said truthfully. "why? Am I no longer needed in this little group?" He asked sincerely. "I-I'm-Ah-I'll get outta your hair. I'll go if I'm disturbin' ya- I mean, I don't have to take a hint."

Pokeworld Studios

Because that's not ominous.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#514185: Oct 9th 2017 at 3:32:36 PM

Poni Wilds

Robin: -blinks- Mars?


-Ammy pets Jessica again-

Seafolk Village

-Jean is around with Kolemm-

edited 9th Oct '17 3:32:48 PM by Umbramatic

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etran12 Curious Mind Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Curious Mind
#514186: Oct 9th 2017 at 3:41:28 PM

Pokeworld Studios

"This is going to get worse before it gets better, isn't it?" Etran asks.

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#514187: Oct 9th 2017 at 3:42:28 PM

Poni Wilds

Silas blinked back, brought out his P-Droid and started to display holographic photos of the Martian Landscape, "Yeah. It was all over the news... I'm part of a space organization called Team Asimov. We went to Mars like 9 months ago."

SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#514188: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:01:30 PM

Poni Wilds

Shaun: "Well, it's just the fact that you were eavesdropping."

-Jessica grins slyly at Ammy.-

Jessica: <You're pretty nice!>


Pokéworld Studios - B1

Lyra: <Indubitably.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#514189: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:17:15 PM

Poni Wilds - Past

"Sorry," he defended. "It's just that you guys left without me and I didn't know if I was welcome.

"I never have the guts to start a conversation, so... that was the only thing I could bring myself to do. I won't fault you if you hate me for it; I'd hate me, too."

Pokeworld Studios

"When you hit rock bottom..." Colton added.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#514190: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:22:45 PM

Pokeworld Studios

The old tape deck came to life and began to play, static scratching was heard until "-Damned fool. Alan was always a dreamer for certain, but apparently buying a bunch of these tape decks to "record our thoughts for future improvement" was one of his dumbest. Wanna hear what I wanna think? Wanna hear what Kevin Davis thinks? You are a idiot and that damn ink machine is a waste of time."

The voice was familiar if scratchy, it was of the voice earlier. Petey just looked worried as the area began to fill with ink, He pointed to another locked door, this one having several cables and pipes sticking out of its sides and going through various rooms.

SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#514191: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:27:20 PM

Poni Wilds

-Shaun pauses, thinking.-

Shaun: "I mean, I think it's kinda a jerkish thing to do, but I understand not announcing yourself."


Pokéworld Studios

Elizabeth: "Anyone know how to pick a lock?"

Olivia: <Lyra's tried.>

Elizabeth: <Thing is, I don't know what the locks internals look like. I mean, we could always smash the door.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#514192: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:30:54 PM

Pokeworld Studios B1

Huh, a not immediately threatening personmon. The timing's off.

-Pent just sorta remains silent and follows everyone else-

So that tape maybe implies something a little morbid, but anyway looks like we've got a 'turn off the valves' puzzle to solve gang. Split up so we can follow the pipes or stick together and do them in turn?

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#514193: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:33:34 PM

Poni Wilds

Colton looked incredibly relieved. "Okay, I'm feeling a little better.

...

"Should I still scram?"

Pokeworld Studios

Colton pulled out the key that was beside the earlier screen. "Maybe this one?" He asked as he approached the lock and stuck it in.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#514194: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:34:22 PM

Pokéworld Studios

Lyra and Olivia: <Split up.>

Elizabeth: "Stick together."

Lyra: <There's seven of us even before you count everyone else.>

Elizabeth: "Still..."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#514195: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:44:55 PM

Pokeworld Studios

The key does nothing. Apparently this is not the right key for this situation.

Somewhere in Alola

"16. You will return fo-" <NO!>

It had been over a month since his activation and 16 had done nothing Rossum had wanted. His directives were pointless and distracted from his hobby. Flying Type watching. He liked to watch the birdmons fly.

Now Rossum was displeased, and they were sending wave after wave of their Droids. <I am done serving you!> 16 shouted smashing away one of the bigger robots.

More of the smaller droids came out as 16 charged up his techno-blast, took aim, and fired, the Droids falling before him.

16 grunted and began to run off, the droids ceasing their attack, the beeping in his head stopping. The transmitter was out. 16 was free.

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#514196: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:47:54 PM

Pokeworld

Colton heard the key click. He removed it and saw that it did fuck all. "Dammit!" He swore.

Rei appeared beside Colton. The Sneasel approached the lock, striking her claws against each other. <Let's see if I can't do this...> She stuck a claw in the lock, fiddling around with her cryokinesis to get the lock's mechanism to tick.

"Rei, what are you-?"

<I saw this in one of Helmsman's action movies! Just give me about 30 seconds!>

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#514197: Oct 9th 2017 at 4:52:22 PM

Mobius Airship

PEFE!Every: You know, once you get over the whole "we are mere specks against the backdrop of an uncaring multiverse" issue...there's not a lot that a multiverse seems that relevant for.

Intern: Why do you work here?

PEFE!Every: Boredom, mostly.

Seafolk Village

-a boy and his ghost are tunneling through the ground behind Jean-

Muninn: <This is weird.>

Ever: If we can get past the Lord of the Canyon, it will definitely be worth it.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#514198: Oct 9th 2017 at 5:22:11 PM

Poni Wilds

Robin: Oh, right, that planet. I'm still getting used to the whole space thing. Even though I've been there twice.

Nico: Same. Once with him.


Umbra: -to Colton- Are you new too?

Seafolk Village

Kolemm: Als͟o,̢ yo̕u͘'̸ve̴ ̧g͡ơt com͘p͏a҉ny ̧r͘i̧g͞h̷t b̕ȩļow ̨y͏à.̛

Jean: ...Knew I sensed something funny down there.

-Jean looks down, then stomps as hard as she can-

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DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#514199: Oct 9th 2017 at 5:24:57 PM

Route 13

-Ludmilla looks around the trailer park. She feels moderately uncomfortable.-

Ludmilla: Uh, Ajax? Can we go into the desert?

Ajax: <Are you sure? It's supposedly very blustery there.>

Ludmilla: So are you, and I like you.

Ajax: <You, young lady, need to stop being so cursedly charming. You have your tent?>

Ludmilla: Yep!

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#514200: Oct 9th 2017 at 5:25:17 PM

Seafolk Village

Ever: Oh, we must be there.

-he climbs out of the ground-

Ever: ...You're not a field of purple flowers.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

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