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Tapu Village

-Robin is around with Sam-

Capim Town

-A Gible, Mankey, and Houndour are here, with a Skarmory, Lucario, and Blastoise nearby-

Mankey!Shizuo: <Universe populated soley by Pokemon, eh? You think there's a universe where humans and Pokemon are like... One and the same?>

Gible!Archer: <Or a universe where all the humans got turned into Pokemon like we did when we came here?>

Houndour!Gudrunn: <I'm more concerned about blending in in this universe...>

-She fiddles a certain ring on her paw nervously-

Kass: <I'm certain we will be fine, Gudrunn.>

Mikey: <Yeah! We just gotta stay chill and not reveal we're from a dimension of freaky creatures called humans!>

Mona: <...That's not very reassuring.>

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Sholto: <Well, let me take you while you're here.>

-He heads in-

Orlok: <That's the spirit, Mikey!>

Primeape!Soujin: <Mm, to be fair, I'm not sure how much we blend in in our own universe anyway.>

-The group might run into a Venomoth as they are going along-

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"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Shaun: "Alright."

Ruby: <Shaun?>

Shaun: "Yes?"

Ruby: <You got bow ties for Ace and Jamie, flower crowns for me and Lightning, and a hair bow for Jessica.>

-Indeed, Ace has a black bow tie, Jamie has a light blue bow tie, Jessica has a pink hairbow, and the latter two girls are wearing flower crowns.-

Shaun: "Mmhmm."

Ruby: <Did you ever consider getting a suit?>

Shaun: "Arceusdamnit, no. Oh well."

-They follow Sholto.-

edited 16th Sep '17 11:09:23 AM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Upon stepping through the entralink, Sholto readjusts his scarf-

Sholto: <Okay, it'll be a bit this way to get there, when you're all ready.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Tapu Village

Time to drag Alana out of storage I mean Alana is around, and notices Robin. She tilts her head to the side.

"... Hm."

Maria, who happens to be sitting on her head, mirrors her.

Maria: <.. Hm.>

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Capim Town

Kan'al'colel: This is pointless. Ceremonies involving rings are overrated. Rings are overrated.

-Have you ever seen a Staraptor in a tuxedo? Because Diane's here, in a tuxedo. Skye is also here, but dresses and Skarmory sword-feathers don't really go well together, so she's just wearing Lake's scarf. Kaito is likewise here, but Croagunk-specific clothes are hard to come by.-

-Vierr is a squid and wants to make it very clear he is not a kid.-

-Alyssa chose to stay behind for a number of reasons, the primary one being that her last experience in Pokeform was... not pleasant, to say the least. Due to events that are still stuck in a Time Shenanigan bubble, Rose and Scarlette are also not here.-

-There is, however, an unfamiliar white Vulpix in the area.-

edited 16th Sep '17 12:04:13 PM by BittersweetNSour

Tapu Village

-Keith!Robin tits his own head-

Keith!Robin: ...Hm.

Sam: <I hate to break this string of "hm"s, but hello.>

Capim Town

-Shizuu approaches the Venomoth-

Mankey!Shizuo: <Hey, is there a wedding going on around here?>

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-The Venomoth notices Shizuo-

Venomoth: <Oh, yeah! There is. The groom's actually a friend of mine. And the bride too, I suppose...>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

 Capim Town 

-Is in Swampert form, wearing my Team Taxonomy scarf-

<So this is Capim Town, huh?>

Muddy: -Doing much the same- <Hopefully we'll run into the ceremony area soon enough.>

Helios: <I can just fly up and see if i can find it.>

<We shouldn't be too late even if we had to stay in Treasure Town a bit getting clothing for our new teammates.>

-Akiko is wearing a white scarf, while Hitodama is wearing a bow around the top of her head-

-As for the Alolan team members, Tyto is wearing a green scarf, Pici and Lucani are wearing yellow scarves, Botuli is wearing a tie-die cap, Ali is wearing a brown scarf around his left arm, and Legion is wearing a rope around her body-

-Team Nova is wearing their scarves, though their Pyukumuku hanger-on is staying under Doc's hat-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-They all seem normal...except for one.-

???: <Wait why am I short? Why is that a beak? Why am I speaking Monese?>

-Tsunami looks down to see an adorable green and brown owl with aviators.-

Tsunami: <Shaun?>

Ace: <You're a Rowlet.>

Jessica: <You're so cute! Boop!>

-She pokes Shaun's beak, causing him to fall back onto the ground. Jessica starts laughing.-

Rowlet!Shaun: <Stop laughing. It's not funny.Okay maybe a little...>

-Lightning helps him to his feet talons.-

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Rowlet!Shaun: <I cannot stress how weird this is.>

Ruby: <So you've been saying.>

Ace: <At least you don't have to worry about a suit.>

-Shaun and co. continue to wander.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Capim Town

Daydre is here (somehow) with her team. Not being sure what formalwear is actually available to Zoruas (and having forgotten to give herself enough time to look), all Daydre is wearing is a fancy hair comb. Rowan is wearing a red scarf, Mr. Bitey is still wearing sunglasses, Azure is wearing a nice necklace, Tabitha is wearing a frilly black dress, and Friendo is wearing a bow tie.

".. We're in the right place, right?"

Rowan: <.. There aren't too many other places that would require you to be in pokemon form, are there?>

"True..."

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"... You look familiar."

Maria: <..........>

<..... Hmm.>

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Capim Town

Houndour!Gudrunn: -To Kan'al- I don't think anyone else can hear you, and this is regardless... Probably not the time.

-To Venomous-

<That's great! Can you take us to them?>

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Keithbin: Let me guess, you recognize me from a video ga- I- I mean a TV show you saw on [NETFLIX].

Sam: <Nice save.>

edited 16th Sep '17 11:49:30 AM by Umbramatic

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Venomous: <Oh, sure. I'd be glad t->

-She notices Soujin-

<...Raser? When did you dye your hair?>

Primeape!Soujin: <...Uh, are you talking to me?>

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-A Talonflame notices Skyane's group-

Lisa: <Ah, hello. Glad you could all come.>

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-A Mightyena who went up ahead notices Shaun's group-

Gogie: <Hey, there. Hoping being a Pokemon wasn't too sudden.>

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-Sholto notices Tagg's group looking for the area and comes down-

Sholto: <Heya, all! The wedding's gonna be right over here in this dimly lit area.>

-He gestures at said area, on one of the trunks that looks kinda out of the way-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Capim Town

-Ren, Kitsune, Rio, and Keys are here since they hitched a ride with Kaito.-

-Ren has swapped out his usual "wand" for the cane his team gave him for his birthday and is a top hat that has a tear-shaped box to accommodate his ears. There is a purple ribbon around the based of the box.-

-Kitsune is wearing a vermilion sun hat◊ that slants to one one side of her head. Matching flowers, beads and ribbons decorate the hat.-

-Rio is wearing a bow tie a top hat and a monocle and is wearing a tan jacket with 3/4 sleeves and an abbreviated front to accommodate his spikes.-

-Keys is wear a pink bow tie...-

-Wait. What. How?!-

Keys: <Just repeat to yourself, "It’s just a RP; I should really just relax.">

edited 16th Sep '17 12:04:54 PM by keys2tkingdom

Tapu Village

"Nah, I don't use [Netflix].. Where do I-"

Maria: ~He looks like the guy from that one show.~

".. Great, very specific."

~I've seen him online.~

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Capim Town

Mankey!Shizuo: Hey, that's Soujin! He's with us!

-Venomous should notice Shizuo's hair is also dyed, though in this case blonde-

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Capim Town

Kan'al'colel: Of course nobody else can hear me! Do you take me for an idiot? The only reason I'm talking in the first place is because you're the only one who knows I exist!

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-Kaito is presumably looking around to see if Alli also came or not-

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Diane: <Of course! Wouldn't miss it for the world. Either world. Any world, really. All of them!>

Skye: <It has been a while since we were last here, it's nice to be back.>

-Shaun laughs - to him it sounds odd.-

Rowlet!Shaun: <I mean, I was almost immediately pushed over by Jessica, but..>

-Jessica grins.-

Rowlet!Shaun: <Feels weird, but not bad. And it's easier to understand Monese.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

 Capim Town 

-To Sholto-

<...Seriously?>

Muddy: <Well he is a Honchkrow so...>

-The group follows-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Venomous: <...Oh, sorry.>

<But... you do look a lot like him. I'm wondering if Mankey dyeing their hair is going to be a fashion trend or something.>

Soujin: <Heh, maybe.>

Something about that name... does sound familiar, though...

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Lisa: <Glad you feel that way.>

<And it has been a pretty nice place to live.>

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Sholto: <Well, I at least haven't heard of anyone doing anything unsavory around there and that's hopefully not me just being unobservant.>

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Gogie: <Good. Yeah, that would follow from it.>

<And well... yeah, I'm not surprised about you doing that, Jessica.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Ruby: <Then you know her well enough, Gogie.>

Shaun: <I have no idea what to do at a wedding.>

Ace: <You say that like we do.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

 Capim Town 

-To Sholto-

<Well you've got plenty of eyes now.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Capim Town

Houndour!Gudrunn: -To Kanny- Easy, easy! If you need anything just tell me and I'll try to communicate it somehow.

Gible!Archer: <...So could you take us to the wedding?>

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-A Persian suddenly tackles Kaito out of nowhere-

Persian!Alli: <Gotcha!>

-A Munna and a Bronzor observe them (and the surrounding affairs) curiously but warily-

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-Sam snickers-

Keithbin: Er, now that you've figured that out, what's going on?

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The combined fire from everyone stripped away the skin, igniting the head outright.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!!" Alexander cried, his face aflame. It died quickly, but the head didn't stop floating, in fact it just stopped making noise. Two glowing eyes appeared out of the flames, a giant metal skull flew forward, angered, impacting upon a wall before pulling itself out. It looked about, and let out a loud screech before firing another laser blast.

Silas continued firing, bomb after bomb until his torpedo tube ran dry. The lasers were thankfully still blasting, Alexander didn't even fight back, Silas started to panic a little, why wasn't he fighting back?

The Alexander head caught fire, he started to laugh as the fire grew larger. Silas was deeply unnerved.

The laughter subsided as the flesh burnt away, "Okay I think I'm sa-OHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKISTHAT?!"

There floated a giant Brain, various cybernetics sticking out of it, with two giant eyeballs.

"ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE EXISTENCE!"

Silas was not having a good day.

Far above in the air, a dark spot appeared, it grew larger and larger, until a singular disc started flying out, it entered visible range and soon landed. Near Robin and Sam. It was a UFO, a honest to Arceus UFO, with a imposing figure painted on the side in a alien language.

The UFO Opened and out flew two Beheeyem head shaped drones, followed by imposing footsteps, only to reveal... a Single Beheeyem with a Cape.

~I AM ZILTOID! THE OMNISCIENT!~ the Beheeyem called out telepathically, ~I HAVE COME TO THIS PLANET BUT FOR ONE PURPOSE!~

Sholto: <Heh, yeah, true...>

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Venomous: <Oh, uh, right, let me do it.>

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Gogie: <Oh, you'll be fine. Just... be aware things might be a bit weird for all of us.>

Trainwreck: <Well... guess he's... prepared.>

-He tries shooting at DeCross-

edited 16th Sep '17 1:17:46 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every