Meet The New Boss
Malie
-Kong is buffeted by the whirlpool-
Kong: Hm. Seems I must resort to brute force.
-and tries a Hammer Arm-
Mona: <I'm not saying you're wrong, kid.>
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Ahh...
Wait, that stuff that turned Edge into a Bisharp? Glad you're not stuck like that permanently and doing anything to cause Mezzo to drop a bag of candy on the ground, then.
From: Sholto
Saitama: <Good!>
-Sphere is whammed by the Hammer Arm-
Sphere: <Oogh... you hit pretty hard...>
Kaisei: Well... there's Rest, but that'd just be annoying...
"Try Brine!"
-Sphere spits out salt water at Kong-
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Dunsparce Cloud
Pardon?
Meet The New Boss
Malie
-Kong does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING-
Archer: -shrugs- He's a Slaking. They don't do much, you know.
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Eh, it doesn't matter. Just glad that it's not making you do anything you regret.
Or wait, am I wrong about that too?
From: Sholto
Sphere: <Relatable...>
-She spits more Brine at Kong-
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Meet The New Boss
Malie
-Kong teeters from the strike, then flops over for an Earthquake.-
Kong: Undignified, but effective.
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I tried to eat Narrow. It was an awkward moment.
Well.
Glad you didn't eat them.
Granted, maybe that would have helped them be a Ghost Detective? I dunno, the nectar's probably a better way than that.
From: Sholto
-The Earthquake succeeds in knocking out Sphere-
-Kaisei recalls her-
Kaisei: "Uh... Saitama? Let's try this."
Saitama: <Alright! I'll show you how tough I am!>
-He rushes at Kong and tries to Arm Thrust him-
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Meet The New Boss
Malie
-Kong does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and so is toppled over the other way, K Oed-
Archer: -pulls out another Pokeball and tosses it up and down- Well, now I'm going all-out! Hesta! Sludge Bomb!
-He sends out a Venusaur-
Hesta: Yaaaay it's battle time! :D Hi there, Pancham guy! Here's a present!
-she lobs a Bomb of Sludge at Saitama-
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-Saitama is hit by the Sludge, taking decent damage-
Saitama: <Ow, that wasn't much of a present...>
Gogie: "Uh... keep at it!"
-Saitama goes in for another Arm Thrust-
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Meet The New Boss
Malie
-Hesta moves back a bit at the Arm Thrust-
Hesta: Hehehe! This is fun!
Archer: Energy Ball!
-Hesta generates a Ball of Energy on one of her vines and smacks Saitama with it-
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-Saitama is hit pretty hard, but hangs on-
Kaisei: "Okay, maybe not that..."
"Oh, wait! Use Slash!"
Saitama: <Lemme cut those vines!>
-He tries to Slash, hitting one of Vesta's vines, if he can-
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You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Nihilego: ↨♠♀☣
-Mezzo gets a little closer to the Nihilego; it seems to settle on her like a hat-
Mezzo: Aww... you're keeping me safe from the rain? Thank you.
-it wraps a few tentacles around her-
Mezzo: It's kinda like I'm wearing a hat. Hey Sunny, how do I look?
Sunny: <Um, I'm not sure about this...>
Mezzo: Oh, it's fine. You're not dangerous, right?
Nihilego: ▼é☣☣■
-it wraps more tentacles around her-
Mezzo: Mmm... see, it's like being held in a warm embrace...
-Mezzo suddenly feels her eyelids growing heavy-
Mezzo: So pleasant and... soft...
-and then, she closes them, humming softly-
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Dunsparce Cloud
Malie City
Uh, yeah, I don't think killing them will be effective.
Yeah, that's fair. At any rate, good luck at getting rid of the weremonism!
From: Sholto
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-smack-
Mezzo: Ow!
-the Nihilego drops Mezzo as the thing impacts it-
Nihilego: ☣◙☣♀§
-Mezzo falls out of its grip and to the ground-
Mezzo: What was that?
-she opens her eyes to find a Minior in its shell facing the Nihilego-
Minior: <...>
???: Hey! Leave her alone!
-then she gets up, and finds a red-haired Team Skull grunt looking at her-
Team Skull Grunt♂: I said get away!
-the Minior clangs against the Nihilego's body again, and it floats back-
Nihilego: √♣♦☣•√
Mezzo: What are you doing?
Team Skull Grunt♂: Saving you from that thing, witch girl! So get away from it!
Nihilego: ■♠¶☣♦ ☼☣♀
-it fires a ray of light at the Minior, which impacts in a direct hit-
Mezzo: Stop! It wasn't hurting me!
-the Minior's shell cracks, revealing a green core-
Minior: <Finally! Now we can have some fun!>
Team Skull Grunt♂: Shut up! Now Moldavite, tell this thing to get lost!
Moldavite the Minior: <Take this!>
-it does a loop in midair, then slams straight into the Nihilego-
Nihilego: ↨♦∞√∞↨•é
Mezzo: No! You're hurting it!
Team Skull Grunt♂: This thing is dangerous!
Moldavite: <How was that, huh? Want some more?>
Nihilego: ☣▼↨•■☣
-it flies upward, then floats out of sight-
Mezzo: Wait! Come back...
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Brooklet Hill, Again
.. Down to my last mon. Welp, here goes nothing."Come on out, Friendo!"
Friendo: <...>
Totem Wishiwashi: '''<.. That it? You're not going to mock us like that other one?>
Friendo: <...>
"Spark."
Friendo jumps at the Wishiwashi, electricity coating their body. Totem Wishiwashi, unprepared for this, just flails around and fires off a hardly aimed Water Gun in an attempt to throw the Grubbin off. Friendo just sticks on, continuing to use Spark even as they're being shaken off.
Totem Wishiwashi: <Getitoffusgetitoffusgetitoffusgetitoffus>
Friendo: <...>
The Totem Wishiwashi eventually flings them back to shore. Friendo's assault has managed to knock it back to its Normal Form, and it seems too distracted to summon allies.
"Are you okay?!"
Friendo rolls back to their feet. They're clearly injured, but give Daydre a determined nod.
"Okay, one last attack ought to do it.. One more Spark!"
Friendo jumps at the Wishiwashi one last time, knocking it out. As soon as they make it back to Daydre, they begin to glow.
"?"
There's a flash of light, which soon disperses to reveal Friendo, now a Charjabug.
".. Oh, cool."
Friendo: <...>
".. Still not talking much, I see."
"Oh, hey!" A voice calls over from the other shore. It's Lana (who was totally here this whole time I just never got the chance to mention her, oops)!
Lana: "I see you've defeated the Wishiwashi I've diligently trained up.. well, you know what this means, don't you?"
Daydre just sorta nods.
Sometime Later
After a while of awkwardly practicing the Waterium Z Pose once Lana wasn't looking, Daydre walks out of Brooklet Hill. Rowan walks a bit in front of her, still shaking his tails out even though he's fairly sure he got rid of all the water."Well, that was a productive day. Time to go procrastinate for like another ten days."
<Haha, very funny.>
".. That wasn't a joke?"
<...>
"Okay, yeah it was."
off the shits
Meet The New Boss
Malie
-The Slash does in fact hit the vine-
Hesta: <Owwie!> :(
Archer: Earthquake!
-Hesta stomps the ground, giggling-
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-And with that, Saitama goes down-
Kaisei: "Mm..."
-He recalls the Pancham-
"Okay... let's try..."
-He sends out a Charmeleon-
Hazard: <So, guess I'm doing this, then.>
-He sends a Flame Burst at Hesta-
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Meet The New Boss
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You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-Mezzo picks up her umbrella and swipes at the Skull Grunt with it-
-thankfully, he dodges out of the way-
Mezzo: What's wrong with you?
Team Skull Grunt♂: What's wrong with me? I was keeping you away from that Ultra Beast! I probably just saved your life!
Mezzo: All it was doing was keeping me safe from the rain, but then you scared it away!
Team Skull Grunt♂: Those things are dangerous! You shouldn't be interacting with them! Don't you know that?
Mezzo: It wasn't hurting me! See, I'm just fine!
Team Skull Grunt♂: Only because I stopped it from eating you!
Mezzo: It doesn't even have a mouth!
Sunny: <Wait, what's an Ultra Beast?>
Team Skull Grunt♂: Ultra Beasts are monsters from another dimension! It's not safe to be near them, because you never know what they can do!
Mezzo: The poor thing must have been lost and confused, then.
Team Skull Grunt♂: Ugh, I can't believe this. I save your life and I don't get a lick of thanks! Fine then, witch girl! Get yourself eaten by another one, see if I care! Hey Moldavite, we're out of here!
-the Skull Grunt turns around and stomps off; his Minior floats along-
Mezzo: Ugh. Can't believe this.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Meet The New Boss
Malie
-and Hesta goes down-
Archer: Rrgh! You're tougher than I expected! Go, Quetz!
-An Areodactyl is sent out-
-Who immediately yelps and fires a Stone Edge-
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Asimov HQ, Rocket
Seeing that Phaz fought instead Mireille stepped back again, for now only holding Loran to keep him safe.
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
-As Hesta goes down, Hazard begins to glow-
Kaisei: "Oh, hey!"
-He grows taller, his neck gets longer, and some wings form-
-When the light fades, he is a Charizard-
Charizard!Hazard: <Heh. Coo->
-He is them struck by the Stone Edge, nearly knocking him out-
Hazard: <Ngh... dang, that hit like a ton of bricks.>
Kaisei: "...Guess that could've been better timed..."
Hazard: <Well, let's try this!>
-He shoots a Dragon Rage at Quetz-
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Malie City
Well, Muninn threw Demon Mutagen at me. Which is why I'm not a Dunsparce.