Lush Jungle

-Alex gestures to the unfinished turret-

Alex: Wanted some peace and quiet to build this!

Contact Me!

Outside Ruins of Life

Ali: -Loses about a quarter of his health, and responds with an even stronger Power-Up Punch-

Lush Jungle

Doc: -Huffs- <I'm six, I'm not a kid anymore.>

Crochet: <Tagg mentioned something like this, said they're called... Oranguru.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Lush Jungle

<???: Oranguru, indeed. You have found, yourselves, in the presence of the King of the Apes, baby, King Louie, me.>

The terrifyingly large Oranguru leans forward, just his head visible now. From chin to scalp, it alone is six feet tall.

<King Louie: Peace and quiet, for... well I do believe that is, what the humans call, gun.>

More chitters throughout the jungle.

<King Louie: Make you, a deal, kid. You teach me how to build that, little engine of death. And I let you leave, alive.>

edited 29th May '17 8:21:15 PM by BluBeriPi

Route 8, Past

-Ludmilla hugs Shinobi.-

Ludmilla: All I know is that it starts with... yellow eyes.

-She goes quiet again. The sound of Doomsday on Ludmilla's phone talking to Dune can be heard behind a tree.-

Shaun: "Eh, okay. 'Sall fine now, I suppose. What about you? I hear noises..."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Lush Jungle

-Alex raises an eyebrow and taps her foot.-

Alex: Kinda shifty... But hey, I'll humor you.

-She pulls a turreet base out-

First you place it on a level surface...

-She does so. A small, single energy cannon turret extends from the base. Alex then produces a hammer-

That's the baseline version. To get an upgraded version...

-She whacks the turret a few times until it grows larger and has two energy cannons-

I'm working on a way to get it to a third stage, but that's a work in progress.

Brooklet Hill

Locke: Yeah, Alli finally got out of her slump and is challenging the Akkala trials as quickly as possible.

-In the background-

Alli: Wooo! Get 'em, Siiva!

Siivagunner: <Get rekd, weebs!>

edited 29th May '17 8:43:06 PM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

Talonflame♂: <Holy existence failure! Look at that lighthouse!>

-Forte and Gail both look down; the lighthouse near Konikoni City appears to be flickering in and out of reality-

Gail: Of course! That's where it must have gone after the con ended! All right, bring us down!

Talonflame♂: <On it!>

-the Talonflame swoops down, and as they pass by the lighthouse, Gail kicks Forte off her foot-

Gail: Good luck!

Forte: Whaaaaaaa!

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-Altough Locke can't see, Shaun's face is both confused and amused.-

Shaun: "Good for her. You learn anything about your parents?"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Brooklet Hill

Locke: Er, sadly, not yet. You find that Shrine?

Contact Me!

Lush Jungle

<Louie: Ah, yes, I see, and how do you, acquire, ah, those little bases, hmm?>

He leans in even closer, examining the turret before him.

Shaun: "Oh, yeah, that. I did, and it was kinda tough to get in anyways. It's hidden near the Ruins of Life, and it's guarded by some Gible and Zubat line mons who kinda don't like humans. All I found inside, besides a throne and some moon-themed carvings, was some inscriptions that told of the Lunar Pendant. It's a pendant made by Xerneas and Lunala that can grant any wish. Thay was it, besides the fact that lots of peoplemons wanted it and a mention of some 'Izumi'. That name ring any bells?"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Forte lands on the lighthouse roof, which now seems to be fully solid-

Forte: Ow!

-they get up and look around; the lighthouse itself looks normal, but the outside air appears to have been replaced by some sort of transcendent void-

Forte: Wow, that looks cool.

-they then release Shadow, who sniffs the air-

Forte: I guess we're in the paradox now? I can't really tell.

Shadow: <This is unusual, but I can feel some sort of energy...>

-Shadow starts walking toward the center of the lighthouse, then stops when he sees another Eevee...-

-or perhaps it may be better described as an Eevee-shaped hole in space◊-

Glitchvee: ...?

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Asimov HQ

Sergey shook his head, gulping as he saw Trainwreck's question. Yeah, that was what he feared.

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

-Siobhan shook her head. She probably would later, but not at the moment.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Lush Jungle

Alex: I make 'em! I can ship 'em to you regularly or give you the blueprints and instructions. Or both.

Brooklet Hill

Locke: Oh, um, wow. That sounds omious.

Contact Me!

Shaun: "You think? Maybe someone wished your parents away, or you can use it to find them. Only thing is there was no mention of where the pendant is now."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Asimov HQ

"Concerned about the application process? Don't worry everyone, it won't be too difficult!"

The look of unease didn't pass, "The process for choosing our next astronauts to join us will be revealed at the end of the tour, it's merely just a test of aptitude, mental fortitude, and finally bonds with your team. No need to be so worried."

Ezekiel smiled, "So, shall we begin the tour?"

Malie City

Phaz: Urgh, booored...

Cynthia: ~Try to do something?~

Phaz: Don't want today...

Cynthia: ~That reminds me... We've missed a Trial at Brooklet Hill.~

Phaz: Sure...

Embry: <Let's not do it today... Don't wanna...>

Phaz: Wise words Embry. Let us follow this advice of yours.

-Phaz and his mons are available for interaction!-

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Asimov HQ

Sergey gulped slightly again but nodded

Sergey: "I'd be happy to~"

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Brooklet Hill

Locke: Uh, yeah, that is a problem...

Contact Me!

Malie City

-Ahe walks by, grumbling. He's not paying attention to where he's going, and bumps into Cynthia-

You see, I mistook this for some kind of... sentient garbage.

Malie City

Cynthia: ~Eep! Hey, watch out!~

Phaz: -lying on the nearest table, sitting on a chair.- Ummm? Oh, hi you.

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Shaun: "Yeah, it's not much. Still, it's better than nothing. Wait a sec. Are you calling from a new phone, or did you find your old one?"

edited 30th May '17 12:32:20 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Malie City

-Ahe flinches and looks up-

Ahe: Oh, sorry. Shoulda been looking where I was going.

-Ahe's frustration is easy to see-

You see, I mistook this for some kind of... sentient garbage.

-This stronger Power-Up Punch hit the Nosepass-

-She stands still for a bit...-

-Then she keels over-

-Olivia recalls her-

Olivia: "Hm, down to my last one... Your turn, Lycanroc!"

-She sends out a Midnight Lycanroc, who gives Ali a beckoning motion-

Olivia: "And now, I think..."

-She and the Lycanroc do the Rock Z-Move pose in tandem, then the Lycanroc causes a gigantic rock to appear and drops it on Ali-

-Trainwreck holds up some paper saying 'D'accord, j'ai compris'-

edited 30th May '17 1:04:43 PM by CorvusAtrox

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