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Iki Town

-Zero is shoved!-

D:

Zero:<You don't like nuzzles?!> D:

-She lets off an Electro Ball-

-Nyssa is hit by the Thunder Fang that I totally did not fail to notice, before everyone is blipped out.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Aether Paradise

Muddy: -To me as we're walking after hearing Scouter- <Didn't the reports Trojan managed to get say something about an "Ultra Beast killer"?>

Yes, that's what I believe that "Silvally" was originally meant to be.

Would Zrone's egg end up creating a being like it, I wonder?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Verdant Cavern

Alright, let's do this pupper.

-Pent goes looking for his third burrow to get a battle out of-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

-Outside of the burrow, this time, emerge a Gumshoos and Raticate-

Gumshoos: <We've awaited your arrival.>

Raticate: <And now you're going to get it!>

-The latter goes in for a Bite on Rockruff-

Scouter: <Interesting!>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Iki Town

-The Makuhita flails and slams the ground for an Earthquake-

Akala Shores

Kurosawa: -stares at Narrow and Estoc- <What kind of team have we run into?>

Shizuo: So wait, are you guys part of the J-Team?

Aether Paradise

-The group boards an elevator-

Gladion: This will take us to the Ultra Beast reasearch labs.

Sivally: -scowls- <I do not like Ultra Beasts.>

Gladion: Ready to go down?

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Aether Paradise

-Nods-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Verdant Cavern

Rockruff: <Hello fight frie-oof!>

-The Rockruff growls and doesn't waste time, Howling out and going in for a Bite... On the Yungoos-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Iki Town

-Zero is shaken to a quarter of her health-

Zero:<Nuuuuu, sthap thaaaaaat> D:

-Electro Ball-

Akala Shores

Estoc: <A very strange one, it would seem.>

Ever: Yeah, I am.

Wait, are you here to kill me?

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Dune made an important edit to his last post.

Melemele Meadow

-Solgaleo and Ilya nod to Tapu Koko as he leaves-

Ilya: <I'm going to have to ask OCWA permission to look into this...>

Solgaleo: -sniffs the stone Tapu Koko dropped before turning to Ludmilla with a grin- <Well, you're a lucky kid.>

Iki Town

-the Makuhita is bowled over. Hala sends out a Crabrwaler-

Hala: Get ready!

-He strikes a pose that causes the Crabrawler to glow and pummel Zero with Aura fists-

Akala Shores

Shizuo: Uh, no. I just want to know more about what they're like.

Aether Paradise

Gladion: ...Let's go then.

-the group descends-

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-Fuego glows, growing taller, if svelter-

-the skull that made for his former helmet drops to the ground as the light fades from a freshly-minted Alolan Marowak-

Fuego: <I... I...>

<YIPPEE!! I did it!>

-he leaps in the air, only to flail, having both jumped higher than he's accustomed to, and having a higher center of mass than before...-

<Augh!>

-faceplanting into the ground-

Rufus: *chuckles* <Somebody's not used to their body yet.>

Fuego: @_@

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Akala Shore

Ever: We're pretty neat. We fight evil stuff sometimes. We also slack off sometimes. About fifty-fifty really.

You can probably guess which fifty I am. I'm sure something's going on here, but right now I'm mostly focused on the fact that I seem to be trapped.

-he shrugs-

Tapu Village

Ephemera: -blink-

-Delibird-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Celeste: <You look cool.>

Shadow: <That's not a normal evolution though...>

Celeste: <What do you mean?>

Forte: Well, uh, what he means is you know how Eevee can adapt to different environments and evolve into many different forms? That's sort of a thing that only Eevees can do, but... I guess Marowak can too?

-Celeste tilts her head the other way-

Pianis: Is this like why this Sandshrew here is blue?

-Pianis sends out his newly caught Sandshrew-

Pianis: This thing is a Sandshrew, right?

Forte: Uh, yeah. C'mon, haven't you ever played Sonic?

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-The Gumshoos is bitten down upon-

Gumshoos: <Ngh...>

-They kick up Sand in the Rockruff's direction-

-Beat, meanwhile, just aims an Ember at the Raticate-

-As they are descending, Maggie gets a text-

Maggie: "Well."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Akala Shore

Shizuo: Heh... From what you and that other kid said...

-he grins-

I might have a chance after all. Where do I sign up? Is there a password? Is it Baccano?

Mikey: <You... You did it! You gave him hope back!>

-he hugs Ever-

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Iki Town

-Jason's eyes widen-

Jason:This is-

-Zero takes the All Out Pummeling as best that she can, but is ultimately knocked out-

That power...

-A smirk creeps into his face-

Oh, this is going to be fun! Yvette, it's up to you!

-Yvette flies off his shoulder and zips up to Peck at the crabmon-

Aether Paradise Basement

Helios: <...I'm not sure if I like this place.>

Tyto: -Is uncharacteristically silent-

Muddy: <It reminds me of Pokefutures HQ back in Angela.>

Yeah...

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Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Thornbite: <I dunno, I kinda like the feeling.>

Cheap Trick: <Same.>

Scouter: <...To each their own!>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Akala Island: Heahea City

-Finally, Rose and Scarlette have arrived!-

-...-

-Yeah, that's about it for now. It's late.-

Iki Town

Crabrawler: <Ack!>

-flails, and swings with a Crabhammer-

Aether Paradise Basement

Gladion: It didn't have the best history before I took over, to. be sure...

-sighs and shakes his head-

But come on.

-he heads for one of the doors only to stop as his Sivally whimpers-

Don't worry, Sivally... I'm not taking you back to    that    room...

-At this, Sivally cautiously perks up and follows Gladion through the door-

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Verdant Cavern

-As the sand is kicked up, the Rockruff just remains steadfast and head-tilts-

Rockruff: <I can still see you!>

-It charges in with another Howl/Bite combo-

Wait, Keen Eye? I think you have Keen Eye!

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

-Maggie follows, figuring it best not to ask details-

Gumshoos: <Well, dangit.>

-They are Bitten once again-

Beat: <Lucky.>

-She is trading Bites for Fire Fangs with the Raticate-

-The Gumshoos goes to just Tackle the Rockruff-

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"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Aether Basement

-Aura Sense on    that    room-

Ugh... Definitely like something Pokefutures would do...

Muddy: <Let's just hurry up and get that UB info.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

The UB Research Room

-the group arrives here; after looking around to further confirm this is not    that    room Sivally eagerly starts sniffing everything within reach. Gladion, meanwhile, starts typing away at a computer-

Gladion: Do you need information on specific Ultra Beasts or Ultra Beasts in general?

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