Crow: "Well, I can understand that, I think it's important to trust people, but doing so blindly can have repercussions."
"Anyway, I'll just say, Vulcan, that the reason I smell familiar is because I ordered the beak cover myself."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Mitch: "...Wait a moment, are you saying that you're Sholto?"
-He raises an eyebrow
Vulcan: <That's a little much...>
Ismo <Pokemon can become humans?>
Heph <...>
Must Eat All Life Forms!
Crow: -to Mitch- "Yup."
-to Ismo- "Uh, yeah, that can happen under certain circumstances. Personally prefer to be a Honchkrow more often than not, but this kinda... happened. Guess it makes you less hesitant around me, at least."
edited 28th Dec '16 10:29:10 AM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Trans Terminus Homo
Lilycove City, Phazya Family House, Outside
Sergey Sweat Drop'ed
Fairy!Sergey: "Maybe not full time... I mean I appreciate being able to be carried on the shoulder or so but I'd rather be a human again." ;^_^
He whirled around with the twig a bit
Fairy!Sergey: -whispering- "Hey, I'm actually getting the hang of it slowly"
And with a small 'poof' a small present box came to be. Sergey this time was able to catch it without too many problems... although it was still very heavy - for him.
Fairy!Sergey: "Here~" ^-^
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Asimov Space Crew Member
Lilycove City, Outside of the Phazya Family House [Evening]
Phaz quickly removes the present from Sergei's smol arms.
Phaz: Wow, cool! Thanks!... What's inside?
He tears down the paperwork
Yeah, what's inside?
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Trans Terminus Homo
A wormhole that will spawn eldritch tentacle monsters that will take over the world mwahahaha
Lilycove City, Phazya Family House, Outside
Sergey seemed visibly relieved not needing to heave it any longer, as Phaz opened the package up he would see that in there was a small snow-globe, in that were tiny replicas of Phaz himself and his current team having what seemed like a fun time with a snowball fight.
edited 28th Dec '16 11:55:34 AM by Sergey_Smirnov
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Asimov Space Crew Member
Lilycove City, Outside the Phazya Family House [Evening]
Phaz looks geniuenly surprised, a warm smile of happiness filling his face.
Phaz: That's... Awesome! Thanks a lot Sergei! -shuffles through his pockets, taking out a cookie- Here, have this! You may not be Santa Claus, but you'll have a cookie! It's Chocolate-and-Hazelnuts-paste-filled!
He gives it to him
Phaz puts the snowglob in one of his sleeveless padded jacket's pocket.
Phaz: -Still with a huge grin- Thanks a lot again! You wanna come in? Or... Your actual form isn't fit for mere unknown mortal eyes?
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Trans Terminus Homo
Lilycove City, Phazya Family House, Outside
Sergey seemed visibly happy that Phaz liked the present, smiling cheerfully. He took the cookie, and as with last time it was huuge for him, hopefully it would not grow when he would.
Hearing the offer he nodded
Fairy!Sergey: "Sure, hehe, maybe its the best to take a little break... normally I'm pretty good at tolerating low temperatures... but this body is about as effective at retaining heat as you think it is." ;^_^
He fluttered around a bit.
Fairy!Sergey: "But I'm very happy that you like your present~"
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Asimov Space Crew Member
Lilycove City, Ouside the Phazya Family House
Phaz: -opening the door- Yeah, sure, come in!
Inside, Living Room
Phaz: Hey Mom, Amélie, I want to present you someone... He's called Sergei, and he was the one I was with when we had... problems... in Jubilife.
Amélie: Hey Mister Ser... -sees Sergei- Uh... What?
Phaz's Mom: ...Is this a sinnosian Pokémon?
Phaz: Err... Let's say he was like... this when I met him first. But he's got a normal...-er form. He's a man normally. -whispering to him- sorry, didn't anticipated the awkwardeness...
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Trans Terminus Homo
Lilycove City, Phazya Family House, Living Room
Fairy!Sergey: -whispering back- "Not that its your fault that I'm a fairy, so don't worry."
Sergey made a slightly embarassed chuckle
Fairy!Sergey: "I don't really know myself why I'm like this being honest... but still a pleasure meeting you Miss..."
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Asimov Space Crew Member
Lilycove City, the Phazya Family House, Living Room [Evening]
Amélie: Yeah, uh, nice to meet you. I guess.
Phaz: ...Yep, call an ambulance, 'cause I just killed the moment. I'm going upstairs.
Phaz's Mom: Wait. You talked about problems in Jubilife City... You never told us. Could you please tell us?
Phaz: ...Yeah, sure, i guess. -to Sergei:' You wanna start? I'll fetch you a drink. What would you like?
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Trans Terminus Homo
Lilycove City, Phazya Family House, Living Room
Fairy!Sergey: "Water without gas would be nice"
-Beat-
Fairy!Sergey: "Oh and... uhh... if you maybe have a dollhouse or anything? I don't think I could swallow a normal glass like this." ;^_^
He fluttered before Amelie and Phaz' Mom
Fairy!Sergey: "So... the problems, well... where to start..."
He thought for a bit
Fairy!Sergey: "So, this Halloween for some reason people were transformed into Charizards... not normal ones though, they were kinda... glitchy? Ja... seems appropriate, so in Glitchy Charizards. And there were two kinds of them, those that looked like Glitched Mega-Charizard Y's and those that looked like Glitched Mega-Charizard X's... and they fought eachother... and when they touched you you became one yourself, kinda like with zombies... just without exitus or biting."
He thought a bit more how to go on but also to give the two some time to ask questions... and generally swallow this.
edited 28th Dec '16 3:15:31 PM by Sergey_Smirnov
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Asimov Space Crew Member
the Phazya Family House, Living Room
Amélie & Phaz's Mom: ...what.
cue Phaz coming back from the kitchen with a glass shot of water.
Phaz: ...Basically it was weird. I swear to Arceus it's 100% accurate what he just said. -to Sergei:- Here, have this. It's water, don't worry.
Amélie: So... It's the zombie-Charizard-thingie who made you like that or what?
Phaz's Mom: Uh... So how did you deal with the situation?
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Canalave City, Docks
-A lean, oddly athletic dark-skinned male sighs as he leans back. He leans and leans until he is upside down, suspended by his legs wrapped around the bar of the railing.-
Raines: C'moooooooooon Bunansa, I'm booooooooooooored.
-He bolts back upright when he hears someone coming.-
Raines: Hm?!
-He spots a familiar face - familiar mostly because of the eyes squinted with distrust and the scowl dripping with bitterness.-
Raines: Previa!
-The latino man jumps in surprise before the surprise is replaced with naked disgust.-
Previa: You.
-Raines hops off of the railing and walks towards the newcomer.-
Raines: Previa, it's been too long-
Previa: NOT! A step closer!
-Previa quickly backpedals away.-
Previa: I will NOT be the source of mockery thanks to one of your... your pranks again!
Raines: Hey, calm down. We're all friends here.
Previa: THAT is what I'm afraid of!
Orlandeau: Knock it off.
-The tall, skinny man, gaunt and dark-eyed, steps through the shadows of a nearby warehouse.-
Previa: GYAH!
Raines: Oh! Uh... hi, Bart!
-Previa quickly intercedes Raines between himself and Orlandeau. Namely, he's cowering behind him.-
Previa: P-p-p-please don't hurt me! I swear the coffee incident was an accident!
Orlandeau: I said, knock it off.
???: Vell vell vell! Doktor Bunansa spoke true!
-Everyone turns to see what appears to be a slightly post-pubescent girl walking towards them, dressed in a white jacket, white knee-high boots, with a white purse and wearing a white hat, under which pink hair bobs. Raines and Previa are somewhat flabberghasted, while Orlandeau proceeds to back up quickly.-
Orlandeau: What are you doing here?
Previa: ... Bartholomew, what is going on? Who's this?
Raines: Hey there, little girl, I hate to disappoint you, but this is a conversation for-
-Raines reaches a hand towards the young lady to mess with her hat. At least, he does up until his hand is intercepted by a vicegrip. As in, the little girl's hand.-
Aulstyne: Zis is a varning.
-She takes her other hand, grabs onto Raines' ring finger, and twists it with a sickening *CRACK*. Raines drops to his knees.-
Raines: Oh. Aulstyne. Wow, this hurts in many different ways. :.D
-Previa proceeds to freak out and jump behind a nearby crate.-
Previa: AULSTYNE?! When did they let you out?!
Orlandeau: They didn't. Am I wrong?
-Aulstyne takes a moment to listen to Raines whimper in pain as he cradles his hand.-
Aulstyne: Zeir hospitality had... waned, yes. Und Doktor Bunansa made such a kind offer!
-Raines pulls himself back up, ironically with the same railing he'd been sitting on before.-
Raines: Wow, Cid sure knows how to make synthetic muscle! That felt kinda like the real thing.
Aulstyne: Anozer comment like zat under hyu are going into the vater minus your legs.
Raines: Shutting up now.
-Orlandeau's eyes shift towards an approaching ship.-
Orlandeau: He's here.
Previa: REALLY?! PLEASE?
-The ship pulls up to the dock the group are near. A gaunt man takes a confident stride off of the yacht, as the prow of the ship boldly declares it's newest designation - The Red Wings.-
Cid: Everyone is here. Good.
Previa: OH GOD IT IS YOU! THANK GOD IT'S YOU!
-Previa quickly scrambles over his crate and dashes to Cid, shaking his hand with unhealthy vigor.-
Previa: Thank you thank you thank you I thought I was gonna die here.
-Cid arches an eyebrow as he looks towards the others. Orlandeau is helping put Raines' finger back into joint and put it in a splint, while Aulstyne gives just shrugs.-
Cid: Aulstyne.
Aulstyne: Vhat? He condescended towards me.
Raines: No, Cid, it's okay - I kinda had *crick* EEHEEYAH! it coming!
Orlandeau: There. Now keep. The splint. On. Or I will sedate you until it's done healing.
Raines: Yeah. Okay. Ow.
Cid: Everyone aboard. Your quarters should be to your likings - they're clearly marked. Raines.
-Aulstyne cracks her knuckles.-
Raines: Nope! No worries! I'm good! No snooping! Scout's honor!
Cid: Just get on the damn boat.
If you hadn't heard in the chat, Umbra is back in the hospital he was in earlier this year; he asked me to fetch and post some queued posts for him.
DAY 3
Throne Room
-Umbra has been outfitted in his Ghost Lord armor
◊ and is sitting on his throne, still confused as his attendant stands next to him-
Attendant: You will be seeing your wife shortly, Supreme Leader.
Umbra: I have a feeling you don't mean Du-
-Suddenly Lina steps in, wearing her characteristic Crimson Lady armor
◊... an an uncharacteristic unnerving grin on her face-
Lina: Ah, my sweet, you are awake! Do not worry, I took care of the Liepard that Sucker Punched your poor head...
Umbra: Lina?! You're my wife?!
Attendant: The blow seems to have given him some degree of amnesia, my lady.
-Lina scowls-
Lina: I should have given that Liepard a more painful death, but no matter. I'll refresh you memory, my love.
-she paces through the throne room, keeping her eyes fixed on Umbra-
When I lost Kaius to old age, I was devastated. It broke me temporarily, and I could see nothing but despair as my immortal nature loomed before me. But when you lost Duolis to her old age, we both came to one conclusion...
-She grinned unnervingly again-
If you can't beat them, join them! And so you and I joined in holy matrimony, and joined together, we became the most powerful rulers in all of existence, and over the next six centuries we have taken over the entire world! Once the deed was done, we renamed the world in your honor!
Umbra: Er, yes, this is all coming back to me now... What'd we call it again?
Lina: -gives a creepy giggle, still manically grinning- Giratinaville! You called it adorably quaint and fitting!
Umbra: -giving a fake grin- Oh, I remember now! That is indeed a wonderful name for our new world!
-internally-
The old me won? What's going on here?!
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Trans Terminus Homo
Lilycove City, Phazya Family House, Living Room
Sergey gave a thanking nod in Phaz direction as he took the water, thankfully the glass was his size so no problems in that regard at least
Fairy!Sergey: -whispering to Phaz- "Seems like I'm stuck with drinking out of toys for now." ^_^
He turned back to Phaz' family
Fairy!Sergey: "Well... we kinda... hid in a Pokémoncenter"
Well... that was half the truth, he wouldn't have to tell them that he went out again to get his team into safety eventhough they kinda already were.
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
-Maggie, SleepyHead, and Tide are still hanging out here-
Maggie: "Hey, Tide?"
Tide: <...Yeah?>
Maggie: "About the Gym Challenge... Sorry I kind of dropped the ball on it."
Tide: <It's fine...
I don't know if I could have handled the Sunyshore Gym anyway...>
Maggie: "I mean... that's not your strength. Roark's Gym was and you did great there."
Tide: <I suppose... Still doesn't make me feel much better...>
Maggie: "Hm..."
SleepyHead: <Well, if you need to get away and talk about stuff, I've got a key.>
???: <Assuming you aren't opposed to the judgey eyes of its residents.>
-Tide turns around to notice that Elizabeth has been staring at the back of her head-
Tide: <Agh!>
SleepyHead: <...Well, sounds like here's not the best place in the future.>
Elizabeth: <Oh, far be it from me to prevent the confronting of one's true thoughts. Use this place as much as you wish. I'll only bother you sometimes.>
SleepyHead: <...Hm.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Asimov Space Crew Member
the Phazya Family House, Living Room
Phaz: Hey, you're not telling all! See, I first thought that it'll be great to use Cynthia...
Cynthia: ~Yes! Take that, toasty chandelier!~
Phaz: ...to rescue peoples that were stuck inside building.
Amélie: How?
Phaz: You know how I always got sick while using Teleport? Well, no more. Anyways, I thought that, and you, Sergei, you wanted to bring Alyesha back to normal. So we went back in Jubilife, we searched the Trainer School and some building, and we found some kind of coalition who wanted to stop the Glitchzard. They said they dealt with this before, blah blah blah, and we came up with a plan. Meanwhile our Sergei remembered he left his Mons near some Stand, so he went back to get them back. While in this fairy state.
Phaz's Mom: ...Who's Alyesha?
Amélie: What was the plan to stop the zombiezard invasion?
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Trans Terminus Homo
Lilycove City, Phazya Family House, Living Room
Sergey blushed as Phaz told that part.
Fairy!Sergey: "W-Well err, we somehow came to know that this glitch thing was merely a status effect... but somethign prevented us from changing it, so we used Attacs that would change the ability of the Glitchzards and then used healing items to cure them. And Alyesha is the owner of a small travelling food-stand."
"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"Mitch: "Huh, and let me guess, the anklet is the catalyst for the transformation."
Ismo: <I wonder what it's like to be a human...>
Vulcan: <It's probably not that it's all cracked up to be, you're weaker and more vulnerable... Although it would be nice to have opposable thumbs...>
-Heph's eyes glaze over-
Must Eat All Life Forms!
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The Phazya Family House, Living Room
Phaz: Yeah, I ate at her Stand, and she does some incredible cooking. So, back at the topic, we used some Lum Berry Juice and some Vermilava Cookies to do the job.
Amélie: ...So that's why the Super Soaker smelt like Lum Berry.
Phaz: Yeah, it's just weird. So... Yeah, that's it. Oh, and while I think of it, Sergei just gifted me this. -takes out the snowglobe- It looks awesome. Thanks for the third time, Sergei!
Amélie: Wow, it sure does.
Phaz's Mom: That makes me remember... We didn't present ourselves. I'm Coralie, Phaz and Amélie's Mom. Pleased to meet you... In person.
Amélie: And I'm Phaz's sister, Amélie. I'll say it again, nice to metcha.
Coralie: So what brings you here?
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Crow: "Well... if you really want to know, I'm actually a weremon and the bracelet I have keeps me from transforming."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Bona-Fide Mastah
Resort Area
-Jason is reading a pamphlet for Alola-
-And then he sees something-
-...And so does Grim-
Grim:<Jasooooooon.>
Jason:grim it's a borb.
Grim:<Jason no.>
Jason:Grim I want one.
Grim:<Jason those are in Alola, not here.>
Jason:GRIM I NEED A BORB!
-Peck!-
YEOW!
Grim:<Calm yourself, boy!>
Jason:-grumble gumble-
Mitch: "Huh, thats a new one, well since you've proven your identity, here's the product. I had it waxed and buffed before we came here"
-He pulls out a metal beak cap that shines with a purple sheen.-
Must Eat All Life Forms!
Mitch: "...Hmm, on one hand you look trustworthy enough, but on the other I've been burned I few times in the past for trusting blindly."
Vulcan: <Where do I know that scent from...>
Must Eat All Life Forms!