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Near Etran

   Glitchzard Y!Nico: Etran! You're part of the Glichzard Y hivemind! Welcome aboard!   

Near Phazya

-Phaz may notice Ammyzard Y infecting a large swath of civilians a distance away with a glitch Blast Burn-

   Glitchzard Y!Ammy: FOR THE HORDE   

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Jubilife

<Agh! Wh   at the->    With that, Star is turned into a Glitchzard Y.

   <Well, at least I'm still a flying type.>   

off the shits

Near Star the Staraptor

   Glitchzard X!Umbra: Ha! There we- Huh? ._.   

Elsewhere

   Glitchzard X!Arika: You too?   

Near Star The Staraptor

   Glitchzard X!Umbra: Yep. Apparently infection doesn't stick to one hivemind.   

Another elsewhere

   Glitchzard X Civilian: It works both ways though! A Charizard Y Blast Burnt me and I'm all black and blue!   

edited 29th Oct '16 3:14:59 PM by Umbramatic

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Outskirts of Jubilfe City

Phaz: Urgh, you're seeing this? Tell him to eat Shinx, Cynthia.

Cynthia: ~Tell him yourself!~

'''Phaz:''' Eat Shinx Ahole! Fall on the floor! Cynthia, teleport yourself in a random point in Jubilife, use Thunder Wave on him, and come back.

Cynthia: ~I can do that.~

-Cynthia teleports herself on top of a building, and use Thunderwave on the Ammyzard Y!-

edited 29th Oct '16 3:18:27 PM by Phazya

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Jubilife, Airspace

Alyesha only nodded, doing a small glitch flamethrower

Megazard-Y!Alyesha:    "Glad to be on board... what should we do?   "

Jubilife, Outskirts

Sergey gave a nod

Fairy!Sergey: "Of course... and... maybe rescuing civillians will make me get back to normal..."

He looked down on himself

-beat-

Fairy!Sergey: "I have to admit the dress suits me more than I want to give it credit for..."

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Oreburgh Mines

-Wirrbelle and Venomous follow the others-

Jubilife

-Maggie is currently doing nothing of consequence-

edited 29th Oct '16 7:40:18 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Near Cynthia

Ammy was unaffected by the Thunder Wave!

   Glitchzard Y!Ammy: Rrrr... Why you little... This is the best BURNING session I've had in ages!   

-Sends a glitchy Flamethrower at Cynthia-

Near Aleshya

   Glitchzard Y!Nico: Spread the joy AND CHAOS of the hivemind, of course! ^_^   

edited 29th Oct '16 3:35:51 PM by Umbramatic

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Near Ammyzard Y

-Cynthia quickly teleports out of Ammyzard's vision field, back to Phaz.-

Cynthia: ~Nopenopenopenope.~

Outskirts of Jubilife City

Cynthia: ~Yeah, so that thing doesn't seem to appreciate Thunderwaves...~

Phaz: Yeah, i've seen this. -to Sergei- Yeah, you rock the Aerith look, but listen. I've got two questions for you: one: will you help us? and two: what's your name mate?

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Jubilife, Outskirts

Sergey gave a quick nod

Fairy!Sergey: "Of course I'll help... and its Sergey."

Last post before I go to bed now~ Sorry... if you want wait for me... otherwise pretend Sergey followed as a shoulder Teammate

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Outskirts of Jubilife City

Phaz: Nice to meet you Sergei. My name is Phaz by the way.

-dramatic look to the city in fire and flames...-

Phaz: This doesn't start well... Well... Let's do this.

<To be continued /| |\|

whatever, i was going to go to bed too. See you tomorrow, space cowboys.

edited 29th Oct '16 4:10:07 PM by Phazya

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Jubilife, last night

-To Ashen-

Hmm... I don't think I've seen a sword like that before. Where'd you get it?

Jubilife, today

-Looking at the Glitchzard battles going on from a safe distance-

...Basket, she's done it again.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

==Jubilife City (Present)==

Zachary is teleported right into the center of Jubilife by Aurum along with Ghiaccio before he calls Nack out of his PokéBall.

Aurum: ~Why are we back here again?~

Zachary: "Hanging out with Nack and that guy on Lake Verity reminded me I was supposed to check back with the head of the police department about Nack as proof that he had changed at least a little"

Nack: <Ohhh yeah, ugh, this is gonna be extremely boring I can tell>

Zachary suddenly witnesses some of the Glitchizard battle and the burnt remains they leave all over the area.

Nack: <...Okay nevermind>

Zachary carefully and cautiously attempts to move away from the chaos but steps over some glitchfire left behind on the ground, Zach starts panicking as the fire spreads across his body.

Aurum: ~...Welp, rest in peace Zachary, press F to pay respects~

Ghiaccio: <ZACHIE!!!>

Ghiaccio shoots a powerful Hydro Pump at the flames, causing the area to be covered in smoke until suddenly a glitchy Mega Charizard X bursts out of the place Zachary was once standing on.

   Mega Glitchzard X!Zachary: GRRRRAHHHH!!! MY GLITCHY MEGAZARD POWERS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS LIFE END!!!   

Aurum: ~....W-W....What?~

   Mega Glitchzard X!Zachary: I FEEL THE MEMORIES OF A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE...MEGA GLITCHZARDS X LIKE ME!! THEY'RE IN A FEUD WITH SOME MEGA GLITCHZARD Y FOOLS! MUST DESTROY OPPOSING HIVEMIND! DRAAGOON DAAANCEEE!!!   

Zachary then starts groovily dancing as blue flames surround him and make him stronger.

Aurum: ~Aaaand that is our cue to leave~

Aurum suddenly grabs Nack and Ghiaccio and teleports them to some other random part of Jubilife as Zachary suddenly starts smashing the floor and nearby buildings with Fire Punches.

==Somewhere Else in Jubilife==

Aurum pops in out of nowhere holding Nack and Zachary, thinking they're safe, however, they end up teleporting even closer to the battle, causing Aurum to facepalm as the other two sigh in fear.

Aurum: ~Okay it's clear we can't rely on Zachary...Not that he'd do anything useful honestly, what the HELL DO WE DO!?~

Nack: <No damn idea mate but keep me out of this scuffle, I WAS NOT MADE FOR FIGHTING GIANT FIRE LIZARDS!>

Nack climbs on Aurum's back, much to Aurum's dismay while Ghiaccio giggles.

edited 29th Oct '16 5:37:20 PM by BarelyBodaciousBud

Jublife

-Two jerky bros are hiding in an alleyway on the outskirts of the city-

Seishirou: What the hell got a Glitch Mega Charizard infestation going?!

Fuuma: Whatever it is, it spread awfully fa-

-A Glitchzard X civilian spots them and rounds on them with a Glitch Dragon Pulse...-

Both: AAAAAAAAAA

-...that dissipates harmlessly off of them-

Fumma: We're... Not infected?

Seishirou: ...That immunity to weremon curses must've had side effects!

-The Glitchzard X roars and goes for a Dragon Claw; Fuuma pulls Seishirou out of the way as they both flee-

Fuuma: You know what we have to do now, right brother?

Seishirou: Find a bunker in Alola?

Fuuma: No! Use this to our advantage to find a cure!

Seishirou: That works too!

-they may head in Tagg's direction.-

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Jubilife City

-The two hiveminds can, slowly but surely, hear the beautiful, satisfying sounds of gradual assimilation.-

-Pop.-

   Skyezard Y: Aaaaaah Doopliss what the hell?!   

   Dooplizard Y: <Heheheh! Just part of the job, slick!>   

-Pop.-

   Dianezard Y: Whoa, this is actually really cool!   

   Skyezard Y: DIANE DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM!   

   Dooplizard Y: <HAH!>   

-Pop.-

   Oscarzard X: <...Dihrao, if you don't undo this quickly, you're really going to regret it.>   

   Dihraozard X: <I'm sorry! Charizard just get... urges! I was compelled! Compelled!>   

-Pop.-

   Vierrzard X: ...I'd say this sucks, but I'll definitely take breathing fire over being a squid.   

-Pop.-

   Elysiazard Y: <You were still more fun as a squid, though.>   

   Vierrzard X: BEING A SQUID ISN'T FUN AT ALL!   

-Pop.-

   Khoshekhzard X: <...Neeeeeeeh.>   

edited 29th Oct '16 6:10:31 PM by BittersweetNSour

Des gallops onto the scene astride Jovi, her saddlebags heavy with fire extinguishers. She skids to a stop amidst the chaos. From his back, Des slings forward ''this''◊.

He cocks his plywood popgun pokezooka.

"I've been waitin' for this day..."

Jovi snorts and looks back at him, giving him an annoyed look.

"Ok, not this exact day with these exact circumstances. But, y'know, a chance to give this baby a whirl."

Jovi rolls her eye and starts running into town, Des loading his new weapon with Ultra Balls and firing upon the rampant Glitchzards.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

-Noticing the two former dragons-

It's like Halloween 2011 all over again, except worse since that was just contained to New Island.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Near Tagg

-The Jerkbros stop upon seeing Tagg-

Seishirou: You mean this has happened before?

Fuuma: Good thing Vallok never got his hands on anything like this...

Near Des

-The Pokeballs splutter and fail trying to capture the Glitchzards-

-However, this heavily disorients them, giving Des a chance to cause some chaos.-

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-To Seish and Fuu-

Yes, because my friend's Tropius wanted to play an elaborate Halloween prank.

-Sighs-

We're gonna need a lot of Lava Cookies.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Near Tagg

Seishirou: ...The cure is Lava Cookies?

Fuuma: How are we going to get enough for a whole city?

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"I suspected regular balls wouldn't work on them, but at least they can delay them a bit."

He cuts through the glitchfire filled streets and skids to a stop in front of Tagg.

"Come with me if you don't wan-shit. Wait hold on..."

He digs through his pockets and puts on a pair of sunglasses.

"Come with me if you want to-no not feelin' it anymore. Moment's gone."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE

Near Tagg

-Fuuma looks up at Des-

Fuuma: Hey cowboy man, you have a city's worth of Lava Cookies? ^_^;

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-Basket pops out from the Underground behind Tagg-

Basket: <Not my fault this time!>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Near Maggie, probably earlier

-Robinzard X charges at Maggie with a Flame Charge-

   Glitchzard X Robin: OH HEY MAGGIE   

Near Tagg

-Seishirou rounds on Basket-

Seishirou: Well do you know how to fix it this time, bananasaur?

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Ashen: ~I, personally, received it from a possibly-no-longer-batshit-crazy Gothitelle I though was dead. Where she got it I have no idea. It can apparently change length, too. She summoned a psychic construct that was, uh, ten meters tall, ish? And when it was wielding it, it was proportioned for it. It's also extraordinarily light and oddly balanced, as if the blade weighs very little.~ -A3 runs across Tagg and co.-

Ashen: ~Oh thank Arceus people who know things. To wit: The hell is going on?~

Argent: ~What's this about lava cookies?~

Ashen: ~What's this about knowing how to fix this?~

edited 29th Oct '16 7:46:46 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

"Well...actually yes."

Pria pops up from his hat.

<Des likes his boozahol.>

"Not on me though. I'm also not sure if that'll work this time. Since, y'know, the glitchiness."

GIVE ME YOUR FACE