ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Before anyone asks (pun not intended) Blitz requested this.

The Cathedral, past

-Embla is finally taken out by Pianis' Dark Pulse-

-Ask, on the other hand, grabs the rock, uses it to block Hydreigon's Dark Pulse, then promptly slams it down on Enkidu, K Oing him-

-He then shifts back to Mew form and uses Softboiled to restore his health before finally telepathically speaking-

Ask: ~Loki? May I have a word with the pretender Greninja?~

-Loki chuckles and snaps his claws, trapping everyone but Blitz behind hexagonal green energy barriers as Ask turns toward him.-

~You. What right do you have to call me a false Mew like you did earlier this battle with your own disgraceful imitation of monkind?~

edited 14th Aug '16 4:50:56 PM by TheGhostLord

CU, Delta Quadrant

"Ah!" Arahabaki attempts to send an Earth Power at the tongue or its owner, provided they stay still.

off the shits

Pastoria City

-Walking through town are what would seem to be an Electivire, a Magmortar, and a Mamoswine...-

"Electivire": <Are you absolutely sure it was Lake's sister, nyan? I didn't even know he had a sister!>

"Mamoswine": <Positive! She was a bit smaller than him, which is weird because usually female Feraligatr are bigger than male ones, but the resemblance was definitely there!>

"Magmortar": <ENT— I MEAN, MAGMORTAR THINKS IT WAS HIS SISTER TOO! STRENGTH RUNS IN THEIR FAMILY, IT SEEMS.>

"Electivire": <Aww, man, nyan, you guys have all the fun.>

-...Or at least, one could potentially mistake them for an Electivire, a Magmortar, and a Mamoswine, if you were to look at them through very blurry glass with nearsighted eyes. Anyone with clearer vision than that would be able to tell that they're something else entirely, and simply wearing sheets painted the respective colors of an Electivire, Magmortar, and Mamoswine, and with holes cut out for the eyes.-

edited 14th Aug '16 5:10:54 PM by BittersweetNSour

Shinobi: <Mondo! See if you can't get->

-The statement's cut off by the sudden barrier, and shinobi turns to the other world's Mew-

<Heh, I was talking about you pretending to be another legendary. And what right do you have to judge me? This isn't your world, and our Mew are just fine with my condition>

edited 14th Aug '16 5:12:48 PM by BlitzTrain

Cathedral Depths, past

-From the confines of the barrier-

You tell him Blitz!

edited 14th Aug '16 5:14:53 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Chapter 23: Unlimited Power

Arika: But... How... We saw you...

Snoke!Lina:    Transferring some of my consciousness to a glitch construct copy proved an effective decoy... The fragment simply returned to me once the naive brat consumed the construct itself.   

WN-4311: -scowls- So you're the one who turned Robin into what he was...

Ammy: Lina... This isn't you... Please stop this!

Snoke!Lina:'    Why would I? This glitch has let me go above and beyond my life's dream! I am not merely the world's greatest sorceress, I am the galaxy's''! And I just need to corrupt it in its entirety to cement my status as such!   

Tom: -cocks his blaster- Well looks like we're just going to have to blast that Glitch out of you!

Roger: Tom, those kinds of one liners don't actual-

Snoke!Lina:    Is that a challenge?   

Roger: ...Told you.

Mia: <If we beat you, will things start making sense?>

Snoke!Lina:    Well I was going to quash you puny things anyway, so humoring you with a fight will be amusing.   

-Multiple glitch spears erupt from the ground around her-

   LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE!   

-The glitch spears erupt from the ground and aim themself at the party-

-Mata Nui is hit, but retaliates with a Stone Edge-

-Ammy removes her armband and incinerates the one aimed at her-

-Arika grabs one with her Metagross claws and snaps it in half-

-Mia likewise cleaves the one aimed at her apart; Tom deflects his with blaster fire, WN-3411 with a Thunderbolt to do the same-

-Roger dodges and manages to throw the spear back at Lina, which damages but doesn't impale her-

Snoke!Lina:    Insolent whelps!   

-Charges a Glitch beam between her hands and sweeps with it, knocking most of the party back; Ammy and Arika fly up to dodge and hit L Ina with a Fire Blast and Meteor Mash, respectively; in response, Lina summons glitch tendrils that pin them down, but is hit by Tom's blaster and WN-3411's Thunderbolt, and then a Night Slash from Mia-

Snoke!Lina:    You brats are putting up more of a fight than I thought already! At least you give me an excuse to up the ante a bit...   

-raises her hands into the air-

   BY THE POWER OF A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD'S FANFICTION!   

-Her physical form deteriorates into a large glitchy mass that stretches and grows until it coalesces as a creature resembling three odd dragons of thunder, fire and ice◊ fused together into one three headed monstrosity◊-

Thunvolararu!Lina:    Let's see how you like me now!   

Arika: Great. Multi-stage boss fight.

Thoughts, nyan?

The Fourth Wall knows my Outrage. :3

You weren't kidding when you said this would remind me of early-RP shenanigans. :P

Bitters: Mwahaha.

Cathedral, past

Ask: ~So insolent... Your attitude is quelled best with battle, not with words.~

-Lobs an Aura Sphere at Blitz-

edited 14th Aug '16 6:31:00 PM by TheGhostLord

Didn't mean for this to interrupt the other events of the showdown ^_^;

Shinobi: <You don't scare me>

-Shinobi drops into a shadow, turning ghost type as he appears again for a Shadow Sneak aimed at the Mew's side. Though, oddly he's retained his pink coloration-

Chudona Village — Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Time

-Lillianna furrows her brow at Dane's story-

Lillianna: ...My first instinct is to be suspicious, but I suppose that's the case toward everything. As for myself... I met up with a woman named Zoya. She explained to me everything that's been happening around here lately — earthquakes, volcanic activity, this utterly awful fog... She also mentioned that there seems to be glitch activity occurring around here, although she didn't realize that's what it was.

-She frowns-

Lillianna: She also mentioned that the last visitors to come by haven't been the most friendly, and they've got strange machines. I was worried about them the most, since if what the Canalave librarian said is anything to go by, they came the same way we did, and not too long before. This just makes my suspicions even worse, so it's best if we figure that out relatively quickly.

edited 14th Aug '16 5:52:38 PM by BittersweetNSour

Chundona Village, Wabac in the past

Dane:Yeah...

Mary:That is concerning...So...what kinda plan of attack do we have?

-Dane thinks to himself-

Still...that girl...I do wanna help her out...

Chudona Village — Time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

Lillianna: So far, it looks like we only have one lead that we can actually do something useful with so far, and that's the lake to the northeast, where the other "visitors" are. Let's head that way.

Cathedral Depths, past

-Ask is hit by the Shadow Sneak and attempts to retaliate with a close-range Poison Jab-

Chundona Village, time keeps on sli...wait, that joke's been made

Dane and Mary:Right!

-They're prepared to follow-

edited 14th Aug '16 6:58:11 PM by Skyzerk

Also nah, don't worry, Blitz, finale would've been after Ask was taken down anyway.

edited 14th Aug '16 6:41:26 PM by TheGhostLord

Noted~

-Shinobi is jabbed in the chest, as he attacks, but is lucky enough to avoid being poisoned as he staggers back a pace-

Shinobi: <Is that the best you've got?>

-Or perhaps it's not luck, as he notices the step he's started floating-

Wait a sec...

~I remember this feeling~

-There's a psychic chuckle as the floating pink greninja's form shifts to a red eyed Mew who smirks at Ask-

Mew!Blitz: ~Didn't think I'd be doing this again, though~

edited 14th Aug '16 7:00:09 PM by BlitzTrain

Cathedral Depths, past

-Surprised-

His Mew powers came back?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Siobhan watches the confrontation, somewhat irritated by the sudden shields.-

Siobhan: "Eleven."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Cathedral, past

-Ask snarls as his more glitchy trappings flare up-

Ask: ~You... Blasphemy!~

-Lobs a Nasty Plot-boosted Dark Pulse at Blitz-

-Kendall stares in shock from behind their barrier-

Kendall: <Blitz... You...>

edited 14th Aug '16 7:16:46 PM by TheGhostLord

MEW FIIIIIIIGHT! :D

Thank you, Sky, for the fitting music. :P

Yes, excellent for Mew vs Mew fight~

-Those with the senses to do so might notice Blitz drawing energy from the Nexus, perhaps he's unconsciously been doing so since they arrived-

Mew!Blitz: ~Blasphemy?~

-In any case, Blitz dives under the Dark Pulse and snatches a bag of garbage that apparently teleported in-

~Prime personally granted me this form!~

-The bag is hurled at Ask as a Gunk Shot-

edited 14th Aug '16 7:29:24 PM by BlitzTrain

You're very welcome o3o

Past- Old Chateau

-the girl visibly flinches at the guess-

Mistress?: I... yOu... sHuT uP! Wh At dO yOu Kn Ow?!

Verigan: <I would sayeth a fair amount, as we've discovered quiet a bit whilst exploring thy domain.>

Kiaran: <Isn't Friend just driving away everyone from you?>

Mistress?: I...

Present- Eterna City

-In front of the Gym, Ark and the pack are waiting there. Ark is wearing the purple thrift store dress and some black flats. Her hair is actually untangled and brushed for once. She shifts back on forth between each foot. She doesn't have her scarf on so her face is fully visible. No expression hiding will be possible. She is glaring at Kiaran.-

edited 14th Aug '16 7:34:12 PM by Shadowhope

Cathedral, past

-Ask is damaged heavily by the Gunk Shot and flies into a rage-

Ask: ~EVEN MORE BLASPHEMOUS! EVEN IF SHE WERE ALIVE NOT EVEN MY SISTER PANDORA WOULD HAVE EVER BEEN PATHETIC ENOUGH TO GIVE AWAY HER POWERS AS SUCH!~

-Conjures a massive Shadow Ball he tries to dunk on Blitz-

-Loki grows noticeably irritated-

edited 14th Aug '16 7:34:44 PM by TheGhostLord