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Anistair Grocery, past

Human!Reshiram: ...Wait, this world like, gave birth to ours? And there was a space Greninja involved?

N: ...We could probably use some clarification of what you all have been doing before you found us.

Human!Kendall: -to Blitz- Thanks.

Veilstone, past

-Logi is hit by the Dagon Claw and hits with his own Flash Cannon-

-The Victini is hirt by more raibows and tries a Psyshock-

-Aurocalypse starts getting to his feet-

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Lily: Yeow!

-Lily is knocked out of her spin and falls flat on her back-

Lily: Not fair! That really hurt!

-as she gets up, the other three Deerspeople prepare their own attacks-

Pianis: We'll handle the Victini, you deal with the Steel types.

Noelle: Got it!

-Noelle holds out a toy wand and traces an Aura Sphere along it, making it glow pink like a Moonblast in the process-

Noelle: In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

-she then points the wand at the Heatran, sending the sphere flying toward him-

-Pianis slams the ground with his open hand, sending a wave of Obscura crystals along the ground toward the Victini-

Forte: Uh... Why are you guys doing all this fancy stuff?

Noelle: Because what's the point in being a superhero if you don't?

Pianis: Exactly.

Forte: Okay, whatever, I just want to win.

-Forte throws a Shadow Ball from her non-scythe-holding hand, toward the Victini-

Forte: This is weird.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Psyche shrugs, having put the flames out (mostly) and continues dancing around the Victini. ~This seems too impractical to be this effective, but I don't care! :D~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Veilstone, past

-The Victini darts away from Psyche's rainbows only to be hit by Pianis and Forte's attacks and attempt to retaliate with twin Flamethrowers from its hands aimed at both-

-Logi is hit hard by the Aura Sphere and belches a Fire Blast at Noelle-

-Embla attempts to lunge at the downed Lily with another X-Scissor, but is hit by a Night Slash construct from Aurocalypse-

Aurocalypse:    Keep at it, guys!   

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Blitz: "Yeah, uh... It was pretty trippy to watch, to be honest"

-He coughs awkwardly and glances back to Kendall in response to their comment before turning to N and the human legendary-

"Anyway. Well. Tagg and I actually ran into Kendal, Gilgamesh and Enkidu while we were trying to rescue our friends from a mad semi-reality warping cybernetic scientist. And they helped us out a bit, and we were travelling together for a bit and went to go rescue a different friend from some other villains. And some of your world's legendaries were there, I didn't quite catch which ones, but one of them dropped this shard of the Jewel of Life. So we got some help from both our world's Steven Stones to take a closer look at it with some device that measures infinity energy, and it got more whole while showing us the birth of your universe. But then your world's Zygard showed up and smashed the machine and took it before running off. But apparently one of the Stevens said he had a vision from the jewel and it had to do with finding you, so here we are."

-Beat-

"And now that I've said all that, I'm not sure if that really clears much of anything up."

edited 29th Jul '16 9:07:48 PM by BlitzTrain

Psyche, in trying to avoid the flamethrowers, accidentally launches away on a jet stream of rainbows. ~I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I COULD DO THAT! :D ...HOW DO I STOP THIS THING?~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Anistar Grocery, past

-To Reshiram-

Well, we've figured out that-Suddenly Blitz-What he said.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Noelle: Okay!

-Noelle does a twirl and summons a storm of Aura spheres around herself, then sends them all flying at the Heatran-

-she is then hit by the Fire Blast and screams; wearing a metal dress isn't the best thing to insulate yourself from heat with-

Noelle: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

-Pianis ducks under one Flamethrower, while Forte cleaves the other in half with her scythe-

Forte: How did I do that?

-Forte shrugs, then swipes at the Victini with the scythe; Pianis follows up by creating more Obscura crystals from the ground-

Lily: Okay, you wanna play unfair, fine.

-Lily's psi blades disappear, and her hands glow bright pink as she telekinetically lifts a nearby object and holds it above the Genesect-

Lily: ROAD ROLLER DA!

-and drops the object, which happens to be a steamroller, on it-

Jenna: Arceusdammit, Lily. -facepalm-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-Dalamadur is hit by the flash cannon.-

Dalamadur: <Ouch. That was somewhat painful.> -Looking at him, it's difficult to tell if he's being sarcastic, and his injuries are worse, or if it wasn't actually that bad.-

-He retaliates with a Dragon Rush.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Anistar Grocery

Human!Reshiram: -blinks- You all have been up to that much?

N: We heard from one of your world's Legendariles to look for these cosmic plane tickets...

Human!Reshiram: -blinks- Wait, you mentioned five people in your little party. Where's the fifth?

Human!Kendall: -pales- Blitz, this isn't your fault, this isn't your fault...

Veilstone, past

-Logi attempts to retaliate from the Dragon Rush with a Crunch-

-The Victini is knocked back into a building by Pianis and Forte and Psyche-

-Embla is K Oed by sudden steamroller-

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Anistar Grocery, past

-To Reshiram-

Your universe's Steven got injured when we met said unfriendly customers. Your universe's Zygarde is a real prick.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Dalamadur's forward momentum manages to take him out of the way of the Crunch, but not by much.-

Dalamadur: <TAKE THIS!> -He spins around, attempting to slam into Logi with a Giga Impact-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Blitz: "E-heh... Didn't mean to cut you off, Tagg"

-He rubs the back of his neck-

"Oh. Uh,... right."

Forgot they wouldn't recognize the name "Kendal"

-He turns again, a little confused to hear Kendall muttering about something not being his fault-

"Huh?"

edited 29th Jul '16 9:59:53 PM by BlitzTrain

Noelle: Okay! Two down, one to go!

Lily: Hey guys! Let's finish 'em off with a team attack!

-the four Deerspeople gather around Logi-

-Pianis is the first to strike, throwing a blast of Obscura that splits into tendrils that wrap around him-

-then Noelle waves her wand and throws out an Aura sphere from beneath Logi, launching him into the air-

-followed by Lily performing a psychic-powered leap to his height, then slicing at him with her psi blades-

-then Forte floats upward, takes her scythe with both hands, and delivers one final blow to send him rocketing to the ground-

Jenna: Okay, I have to admit, that was cool.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Psyche, having little to no idea what is going on, feels content to just let off a bunch of fireworks! :D

~I have no idea what I'm doing! But it looks great! :D~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Anistar Grocery, past

Reshiram: I've heard bad things about Zygarde, yeah, but I'm not talking Steven. Something about that "Kendall" you mentioned is giving .me weird vibes... And close ones.

-At this point Kendall tries sloooowly sneaking away-

Veilstone, Past

-Logi is decidedly taken out by the previous Aura Sphere barrage, the combination attack, and a final Close Combat from Aurocalypse.-

Aurocalypse:    Hah! We, did it, everybo-   

-Is suddenly struck by a Psycho Cut from where the Victini fell, sending him staggering back and knocking his helmet off-

-Something glows and shifts from the same direction...-

-And leaps forward to reveal a Shiny Mega Mewtwo X, which quickly uses Recover to shrug off its injuries-

Megatwo X!Ask: ~I knew you were pathetic, but this really takes it.~

Aurocalypse: -staggers, pants- You,.. Are you...?

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Psyche blinks. ~nope.avi. If Noelle wasn't here, I'd be catching the next bus to fucking anywhere but heresville~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-Jenna is nearly knocked off Aurocalypse's shoulder but manages to cling to it-

Jenna: What the hell.

-the other four Deerspeople stand between the Mewtwo and their boss-

Noelle: Uhm. Are you sure we can do this...?

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Anistar Grocery, past

-Looks at Kendall, and then back at Reshiram, and then at Kendall again-

...I get the feeling they might not have the best history.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Siobhan: "Well, shit."

-Dalamadur turns towards the Mewtwo.-

Dalamadur: <Always wanted to knock one of those down a peg or three.> -He makes a motion resembling cracking his knuckles - if he had any - and steps up next to the deerspeople.-

Barioth: ~Do not discount an enemy if you don't see their body broken before you.~

Siobhan: "Yeah, well where have you been the past couple of minutes?"

Barioth: -Deigns not to answer-

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All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Blitz: Right, uh... New subject time

-Coughs and turns away from Kendall's attempted escape-

"Ah, maybe we'll introduce you later... But what was that you said about Cosmic plane tickets or something? That sounds kinda familiar"

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Anistar Grocery, past

-N quickly nods at Blitz-

N: Right, we heard about them from-

-Reshiram sees Kendall sneaking off-

Human!Reshiram: -snarls- Kyurem!

Kendall: -freezes; after a moment of panicked heavy breathing they reply in a tone surprisingly uncharacteristically cold-

..You. I don't know if you or Zekrom is worse.

Human!Reshiram: Oh now you, talk, you creep! Y-You just want to make me part of your body again l-like I'm some kind of accessory! I'm not having it!

-Shifts to her true form and roars-

Gilgamesh: Birdies! Evactuation!

-he erects a massive-scale SEP field around the entire store as the Natu teleport everyone out-

Kendall: -turns around and gives a louder, deeper snarl than one would expect form even a Kyurem- Really? You know nothing of what I desire - pathetic for one of the three mons who took everything away from me!

-shifts to their own true form and roars-

Enkidu: <We need damage control, now!>

Veilstone, past

-Aurocalypse grits his teeth as he hears the others, tears streaming down his face-

Aurocalypse: ...I... I'm sorry, Ask...

-Glows, grows and stretches until he has taken the form of an actual Xerneas-

Aurocalypse: Xerxes: <...Yes we can.>

-Conjures a Geomancy-like effect around everybody, giving them the equivalent of a Quiver Dance boost-

-Ask, meanwhile, Bulks Up with glitchy energy in preparation for battle-

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Outside Veilstone, past

Tex: Well, we should probably head back to civilization.

Cathy: Will you join me?

Tex: Sure.

-Later, while walking-

Tex: So what's your line of work?

Cathy: I'm an Archaeologist. What about you?

Tex: I'm in Law Enforcement. You travel much?

Cathy: Constantly. It's exciting, but it's hell on my social life. Do you?

Tex: Yes, and I know exactly how you feel. Which is why I don't bother maintaining one.

Cathy: Oh. I met most of my friends online.

Tex: Online?

Cathy: Yeah. I'm kind of a nerd.

-Tex joking shakes his fist-

Tex: Nerds?! You want I should mess 'em up?

-They finally reach the outskirts of Veilstone-

Tex: Hope to see you again sometime

Cathy: Ditto.

Veilstone

-Tex is wandering the city streets-

THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES

Siobhan: "Is that... glitch energy? Also holy shit that's the fourth-maybefifthlegendaryIvementinasmanyminutes."

Dalamadur: -Grates his claws against each other in a sharpening-esque movement-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Pastoria City