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The Void

Sarah: April Fools Day. I dunno why you're here specifically but I got dragged out of existence to make room for another character's cameo.

-She flails-

Sarah: Which sucks because I can't feel anything right now and it's awful.

CU - Velvet Room

I've been... Fine. Been a little fatigued but such is the price to pay for safety round these parts ain't it?

-He chuckles and lounges out-

Between the stuff here, the friggin' storm of terribleness that is Psyche's current mental state and a few other tawdry things I've had plenty on my plate...

-He ponders something for a moment and frowns to himself-

I've been seeing graffiti wherever I go, different styles, different forms, but always the same tag.

Eterna City - Hunter Meetup

"Yush, I am a very fluffy Faunus thanks!"

The Zorua-ish girl smiles broadly and nodnods to herself.

"Aaaaaah, so that's why my Scroll don't work no more. But like, why am I here when my friends are fighting robots? Also who are you peoples?" D:

Eterna City

Skye: Because it's April Fools Day, I guess.

Amy: You are looking at the awesomazing Team AETR of Atlas!

Tanya: Yeah, what she said. And these two cute people are apparently our unwitting hosts in this universe.

-Skye goes bright, bright red, while Alyssa just giggles-

Velvet Room

Glitches, Scythermen, my own potential impending doom at the hands of Constantin, my plate's pretty full as well. If my understanding of this room's properties are correct, that's why the clocks are here...

-Sighs-

Though I suspect the last thing's been deferred for the moment.

-Eyebrow raise-

What does the the tag look like?

Court

-The judge comes to his senses.-

Judge: Hold on a moment. Where's the defendant?!

-Sure enough, the coffin that contained the writer has vanished.-

RP!Zeal: Darn, guess the trial's over, then. I didn't even get to object to anything...

-And so, the writer decided to sleep for now. Escaping the coffin could wait until tomorrow morning.-

Route 204

-Hajime is wandering along the route when he sees some peoplemons up ahead-

Aipom: <Ugh, you guys again. I'm just trying to be alone here and you keep pestering me about stuff!>

Small Human: "What the story is is it's clear you shrunk me down, now change me back!"

Aipom: <Ugh, I dunno what you're talking about?>

Human: "Well, let me ask you something, then."

-She gestures angrily at a nearby Mothim-

Human: "Is this a Stand User?"

Sack: <...I dunno what you guys are talking about, but leave me out of it.>

-An Omanyte is nearby, cowering in discord-

Hajime: "...Okay, drama over there, better steer clear..."

Whisper: "Wait, Hajime, aren't you going to do something about that?"

Hajime: "...It's not really my problem if people are fighting. I'd rather just avoid it if I can."

Whisper: "I think you might be able to solve it, though."

Hajime: "...Huh?"

Whisper: "Well, try your Yo-Kai Watch near them."

-Hajime watches as the distance between the Aipom and the others suddenly vanishes and she starts attacking-

Whisper: "I'd suggest you hurry!"

Hajime: "Alright, Alright..."

-He starts scanning his watch around-

Velvet Room

There's some tying motifs: Spiders and thread or tiny brown gears, but the main thing? A single line of text.

-He coughs a little and tries to enunciate the following phrase properly-

"Gosis kartel nir hi"

Eterna City

"Well I am the also awesomazing Zoe of team... Can't remember my team name, not sure we came up with a good one."

She huffs to herself and shrugs.

"Are you guys having a grey blob eat your boolets? I'm really concerned about the grey blob eating my boolets... Also they are pretty cute, yep!"

Haunted Mansion

Lumen: See?

-Lumen motions to the "phantom" tied up in lengths of candy rope, actual rope, and a dusty hoola hoop.-

Lumen: I told you the trap would work!

-Satele massages her temples through her hair.-

Satele: I can't believe that actually worked...

Flanage: We're not 'alf bad, eh luv?

Satele: No, that's just it. We were HORRIBLE! You and Cun got caught in the trap, too, Candace fell over during the chase sequence, I lost my glasses, and Lumen didn't help ANY of us! How in the world did we manage to actually catch this guy?!

Candace: Let's unmask him and find out.

-Candace pulls off the cheap rubber phantom mask off of the figure, revealing... an old man with long white hair and an equally long and equally white beard.-

-...-

Satele: ... I have no idea who this is.

-The figure glares daggers at Satele as Cun sniffs him up and down.-

Cun Annwn: Runfisk!

Flanagan: ... "Runfisk"? Oh, Stunfisk!

-The group gasps.-

Group: Zeus?!

-The group then comes to a realization.-

Lumen: Ooooooh...

Candace: That explains it.

Satele: To think, with all our mistakes, we're not as bad as...

-The wizened man sneers.-

Zeus: YES! It was I, ZEUS! I wanted to live out this MISERABLE day in PEACE! But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DESTINY plopped YOU MISERABLE CRETINS into my LAP! So, I decided to GET RID of YOU!

-The group looks at each other.-

Candace: I vote we leave the old codger here and go get something to eat. All in favor?

-Everyone raises a hand, except Cun, who raises a paw.-

Zeus: HEY! I'm not OLD!

-The groups heads off, trying to figure out if any place in Floaroma has a menu diverse for all of them.-

Zeus: COME BACK HERE! UNTIE ME!

-...-

Zeus: I'M HUNGRY!

-...-

-...-

-...-

Zeus: ... I hate candy rope.

edited 1st Apr '16 8:42:46 PM by DuneTheWanderer

Eterna Forest

-Hasn't stopped him from trying-

Mondo: -Just headshakes at the need of translation-

Sneasle!Blitz: <Sneasle!>

-Blitz sweat drops at his own babymon speak, and tries to get it to come out as something besides cute squeaking noises-

Oh come on, I KNOW how to speak, it's not like I'm trying to use human language!

<Sneeeeeaaaaa...>

-He tries pointing a claw at "Blitz"-

=/

-There might be a bit of painted eggshell still stuck behind is feather-

Eterna City

Amy: Oooooooooooooo~

-Skye blushes even more and hides her face. Meanwhile, Evan glances around at his teammates-

Evan: ...Do any of us actually use normal bullets in the first place?

-Everyone else shakes their head-

Tanya: Phoibos uses bolts, if those count.

Rhodey: I guess it sorta does? But the rest of us are 100% Dust-powered.

-Alyssa tilts her head at mention of Dust.-

Alyssa: ...How does dust work as bullet?

Court

-Loki breaks apart into cells that burrow underground-

edited 1st Apr '16 8:52:00 PM by Umbramatic

Velvet Room

-Blinks-

I have no idea what that's supposed to be, man. Spidermon mafia? Rogue agents of a legendary? Could be anything.

THE VOID

Mezzo: Oh.

-...-

Mezzo: You know, this isn't as bad as the other April Fools' Days I've had.

Eterna City

Pianis: -ahoo!

-Pianis pauses and looks around, despite the mask over his face-

Pianis: This isn't right.

Cinnamon: <You're telling me. It's too warm here!>

-Noelle skids to a halt nearby-

Noelle: There you are! You let go too soon!

Pianis: Uh?

Noelle: And you were going the wrong direction! Now the temple's even further away from us!

Pianis: Great. So now what, do I have to go through the parallel universe again?

The Void

Sarah: Yeah, it's not all that bad. April Fools in general isn't all that bad for me, as much as I like to say otherwise. I mean, it is entirely responsible for...

-She gestures down at her entire self-

Sarah: Y'know. Being Sarah and not Kieran or Eskay or what have you.

Eterna Forest

-Jason happens to find said shard whilst going for pets-

Translated!Jason:What a cute lil...eh?

卵の殻...?

-Beat-

おい、バードブレイーン。

-Grim blinks.-

Grim:<You still call me that in any language.>

-Back to translation-

Translated!Jason:A painted eggshell, huh...

-Beat-

-He watches the pointing.-

Wait...you trying to say...

-points to babymon!Blitz, then Blitz!Sneasle, then back to Babymon!Blitz-

Y'all switched places, eh?

-Blink-

Oi, birdbrain! Don't go making me sound all Kansai!

-Cough.-

...

-Beat-

...Oh right...April first...

THE VOID

Mezzo: Good point.

-...-

Mezzo: So is there anything to do here?

Velvet Room

From what I can tell it's Draconic, I'll need to find some resources in order to translate it though... The motifs don't really fit what I know of legendaries and... Well it definitely feels like it's targeted at me. Can't confirm but it's pretty much everywhere I go nowadays...

Eterna City

"Not dust, Dust. It's got a big D. It's like if gunpowder had babies with crystals and silly stories about elemental magic. You put it in a bullet or on the head of a hammer or even snort it and cool elemental shit starts happening based on the flavor! Usually cool elemental shit that kills things!"

She sighs a little and glances at her bag

"Too expensive for the sorta gun Pepperpot here is. Just plain ol' boolets will do for her."

Eterna Forest

-Blitz sighs as he's pet-

Mondo: <Huh, pretty sure that's the paint from Blitz's egg>

Sneasle!Blitz: Oi, how am I supposed to tell you I'm in HERE

-Beat-

-He nods quickly once Jason starts pointing-

<Sne sneasle!>

I don't know if grim's mind reading or what but YES!!

"Blitz": "Nee..."

Eterna City

Tanya: -sweatdrop- I would not recommend snorting Dust.

Rhodey: Luckily my parents have a Dust company of their own, so our team's covered...

-He grumbles-

Rhodey: Assuming the Schnees don't run us out of business like they do with everyone else.

Alyssa: Ooooooooooo...

The Void

Sarah: Nothing to do when there's nothing in the first place, unfortunately.

edited 1st Apr '16 9:09:02 PM by BittersweetNSour

Velvet Room

Draconic? Draca could help you with that...

-Putting a hand to my chin-

Have you faced yourself yet Pent?

Eterna Forest

-Silly Blitz, you're a dark type :P-

Jason:Aye, well, isn't this fantastic.

-Beat-

Maybe it'll go back at midnight?

Eterna City

Raeburn was walking slowly to the Pokémon Center, in hopes of recovering of the life-threathening wounds and burns. The Charmander helped him to walk to the building.

Charmander: Relax, only a few steps left.

Raeburn: Thanks Scarlet.

Scarlet: Don't worry, kiddo. I'm actually surprised you can survive all of those attacks.

Floaroma Plains, Past.

Ismene: *She got beaten up* Please... Let's go.

Raeburn: Hang in there! Let me catch the Charmander! *He threw a Pokeball, but the Charmander broke out of it*

Charmander: Nice try, smartass. *She uses another Ember, leaving Ismene in critical condition*

Velvet Room

No. And to be honest, I have no idea what aspect of my being the mental realms will try and claim is my one true issue. In the end however, it'll come down to talking my shadow into anger and beating the crap out of it. That's how it's gone for everyone else so far...

-He sighs-

Eterna City

"Wow, you guys are lucky then!"

She beams and nodnods.

"So if there's no Dust in this world, how do you fight bad things like Grimm and robots?" D:

edited 1st Apr '16 9:17:23 PM by Pentigan

THE VOID

Mezzo: Damn. Wish I had a deck of cards.

Eterna Forest

Sneasle!Blitz: -Shrugs-

Mondo: <Eh? Why would it change at midnight?"

-beat-

<Oh, wait. It's the first, isn't it>

-Sneasle!Blitz nods, then goes over to gently pat "Blitz"'s shoulder before trying to say something that sounds somewhat friendly to him-

-"Blitz" sits up, looking a bit worried still, but seems to have stopped trying to blindly run anymore-