ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

PEFE HQ, Training Module

-Pressing some buttons-

Oh, you've seen nothing yet.

-A hologram of a Machamp appears-

They also come with these handy dandy training holograms, that actually interact and behave like physical matter.

-Presses another button and a perfectly physical log appears, which is Brick Broken in half by the hologram Machamp-

Training Module

Duke blinks as he looks at the demonstration, completely awe struck

"Wow... I had no idea there was this level of technology here." he smiled "Now I can see why you're such a strong trainer, having access to such a training area."

Stormchaser

Jacob: -His glorious reaction is as follows-

-Dumfound expression◊-

-Suddenly blushing◊-

-Suddenly Shouting◊-

"I-IT WASN'T LIKE THAT THERE WAS A CHANDELURE AND IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SEEING HIKARI OR HOW PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE SHE WAS I JUST MEANT YOU TWO ARE NOT AREN'T ENOUGH TO IGNITE ME"

"OH DAMMIT IS THERE NO WAY TO SAY THAT RIGHT???"

PEFE HQ

Zrone: "FIX THIS"

Verax: "Oh I dunno, fix what?"

Zrone: "THIS! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS PLAYING REALITY ON A GAMEBOY COLOR AND FILLED THE CARTRIDGE WITH FUCKING POWDERED CANDY! I KNOW THIS IS YOU ALL'S FAULT SOMEHOW!!!"

Stormchaser

Sakura begins to giggle while still covering her mouth "You could've just said that we don't have fire powers or something."

Lyuri then began wiggling a finger left and right with a sly expression on her face "Clearly if you can't say something that simple it does mean that how hot you perceive someone to be has an effect on you."

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Jacob: >/////////< "OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU BOTH BUT IF YOU CAN'T STOP MAKING FUN OF ME BECAUSE OF A POOR CHOICE IN WORDS I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE"

"BECAUSE FIRST OFF I DON'T SEE ANYONE AS PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE UNLESS I'M IN LOVE WITH THEM AND THAT'S A TOPIC WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO INTO"

"SECOND OFF I MEANT LIKE TEMPERATURE KIND OF "YOU CAN'T LIGHT ME ON FIRE" KIND OF HOT"

"THIRDLY MRGHGGHRRRRRGHRRRRR!!!"

edited 19th Jan '16 3:33:44 PM by Verax

-To Duke-

Well, most of my experience was attained in the field, but it certainly helps maintain our edge, to be sure.

Stormchaser

"You kinda brought this upon yourself, Jacob. You do know you're talking to sis, right?" Sakura giggled

"You only find people attractive if you're in love with them? Then Hikari did light you on fire with her appearance!"

Training Module

"Yeah, most of the time you're travelling with us instead of being here. Still, this sounds like a great way of training." he stops to think for a moment "Though... Have there been accidents with the holograms being a bit too rough?"

PEFE HQ

-Foudre, presumably unlike the others who are asleep, likely has needles poked in her for safety's sake-

Maggie: Mm... How long has it been since you've seen her?

SleepyHead: ~Well...~

~Probably a month or two, now that you mention it...~

Maggie: ...So when I was rescuing Squealer, then.

-She flops back onto her bunk-

Wonderful...

SleepyHead: ~Well... You know what you always say about the J-Team...~

Maggie: I mean, yeah, she'll probably be fine eventually, but...

It does still feel kind of messed up that I didn't notice this happening to one of my mons while a similar thing was happening to another.

And we don't know much about what happened to her until the others wake up.

SleepyHead: ~Well... guess we'll just wait, then...''

Maggie: Yeah...

Stormchaser

Jacob: "THERE WAS A CHANDELURE"

PEFE HQ

Verax: "Oh right the Glitches. Don't worry we're gonna handle that."

Zrone: "GOOD BECAUSE I WANT MY HOME FIXED!!"

"I ALSO WANT THE BLACK PIXEL VERSIONS OF ALL OF YOU TO STOP INVADING MY LAB"

Verax: "... Actually, might have to talk to Tagg about that one, I think we might want to keep it."

Zrone: "OH DON'T YOU EVEN PLAY THIS GAME WITH ME BOY"

Stormchaser

Candlewax:<I am satisfied with my work.>

Lane:Candle, you're being random again.

<Mehhehehehe>

Just help me find Ig-WAAAAH!

-He does find the girl...hanging on a mast part above him upside down by her legs-

Iggy:Haaaaaai~

-She waaaaaaves~

Lane:I-Iggy! G-Get down from there!

-To Duke-

Well there was this time that Stratus had to fight a hologram Mewtwo about as strong as the real one with the safeties turned off, but since that was in the ruins of another universe that's more of an extenuating circumstance.

Stormchaser

Sakura giggles more "Okay, okay. Let's stop before things go out of hand."

Lyuri shrugged "I think it's been a while since I last heard you yell like that." she pauses for a moment "Which basically means it's been a long time since I last spoke with you."

Training Module

"Uh... Huh." Duke raised an eyebrow then shrugged "Well, it's great that there's a place like this for training. I feel like I've been out of shape lately."

Stormchaser

Jacob: "I DISLIKE THIS TREND"

-He takes a deep breath- "It's fine. What did Hikari post that picture of me to all the social media sites we know?" -He sighs-

"That was. Odd. But at least I had something underneath. Anyhow. What's up? Sakura misplacing boyfriends aside."

Stormchaser

"Well, if by social media you mean me, Lyuri and Duke." said Sakura.

"And probably that one blogger too." said Lyuri.

Stormchaser

Jacob: "Oh of course she'd show Marie. Why would she want to show her friends??? Is it funny to see me in my boxers I don't understand!"

-He sighs- and slumps over, and pops open a can on [PEPSI ANALOGUE] and downs it-

"Anyhow, just chatting or what's new with you two?"

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"Well it's funny to see the no-nonsense guy walking around in his underwear without any shame." said Lyuri

"But we were just chatting, yes." Sakura giggled.

-To Duke-

Well you guys are free to come here whenever and train, all you really need is a teleporter to get here without a boat or airship once you've visited. Though save for mons like my Xatu you'll get shunted to one of the designated teleporter areas.

Can't just have anyone teleport willy-nilly into anywhere in the facility after all.

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Jacob: -Looking down, pale and with twitchy hands- Oooooh there was shame. There was so much shame you would never believe.

-He swallows and looks up- "Ah. I see. Well."

"..."

"What were you talking about?"

Stormchaser

"Lyuri is planning to get married this year already so I'm trying to help her get everything done for it." said Sakura

"It all sounds like such a pain though." Lyuri sighed

Training Module

"I'll keep that in mind, I don't have any teleporting mons myself but I could just borrow Sakura or Lyuri's temporarily I suppose." he smiled "Although not having a proper armband for this does make it a bit more difficult to get some extra training in."

Stormchaser

Jacob: "HAH. Right. You have to have a wedding and all that."

... Wait. If I want to get married won't I have to have a wedding?

.... Pay close attention to this. You may learn something.

... You know, the typical order of events goes proposal, marriage, then possibly family, but I get the distinct feeling Hikari and I will go babies then marriage and then somehow remember we never did the proposal, so why bother?

Everyone may get a notification on their dreamcaster.

Snowpoint City, Pianis' house

-"You have not enough minerals!"-

Pianis: Look, I've got 30 different probes mining! Stop whining and give more zealots, now! I'm dying here!

Mezzo: Maybe you should stop yelling at the computer then.

-Fortis approaches-

Fortis: Hey Piano, how come miss Noelle won't wake up?

Mezzo: I don't know. Is she still stealing the good bed?

Fortis: Uh huh.

Mezzo: Then I'll drag her out later.

-"Our pylon is under attack!"-

Pianis: Yes, I know. I'm working on it.

Dreamscape

Noelle: Yes, absolutely! I need to talk to her again!

Nightmare Scape

Jacob: "Yeah, sure. Let's hear this message."

Dreamscape

Uh... Well I dunno, has anyone figured out what Roil even is here? Like is Roil mana or health or what? I don't think we should be spending or gaining any of it until we figure out whether it's good or bad.

   Nightmarescape   

-Skye winces as the voices speak in her mind-

it's expendable

IT'S DANGEROUS

you need her she needs you noelle needs her do it do it do it do it DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Skye: D-do it! I, uh... I mean, um, let's... let's do it. We need to make sure she's okay, wherever she is.

edited 19th Jan '16 6:30:59 PM by BittersweetNSour