ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

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Zrone: -Spins around in his swivel chair- "I'M BORED"

Leviot: -Sighs, hands clasped behind his back- "Well, you've beaten your high score in Tetris."

Zrone: "FIFTY SEVEN HOURS OF NON STOP PLAYING WHOO"

Loripha: "We're still waiting for test results to get back..."

Zrone: "I need to talk to someone WHO I DON'T SEE EVERY DAY!"

-Pulls up a digital list titled "List of Legendary Loathing"-

"Eeny, meeny, miny-THAT ONE!"

-Presses an entry named "Mr. Smiles" and a call connects, a particular face pulling up on Zrone's monitors-

"HEATHEN" -He bellows at the screen in his most compelling voice-

"... How're you doing~?"

edited 9th Nov '15 6:34:09 PM by Verax

Floatress

Lazarus: You know, if I could, I might have just started crying of happiness. GLENDOWER! I am full of ideas tonight. Next modification: tear ducts.

<Glendower: Are you... sure, milord?>

Lazarus: YES I AM SURE! Write it down on your adorable lawyer paper.

Ever Grande - past

-Fletcha is hit and knocked back by Night Daze-

Fletcha: <Ack! I try, though speed is what I focus on the most.>

-He shakes his head as to clear it, than puts a bit of distance between them and fires of a Flamethrower at Kabuki-

EGC, Past

Kabuki fires Dark Pulse at the Flamethrower to disperse it.

Floatress

A gust of wind pushes the group back and the lights go dim.

Some equipment explodes and sparks fly eveywhere.

Silence...

Floatress

Lazarus: Oh! OH! Did it work, is it working, can I stick my hand in it?

Floatress

There is a a stable, blue and purple orb suspended in mid-air about a three feetnoff the ground.

...It's about the size of a baseball...

"...Well I did say we'd need to upscale it."

Neo Flare HQ

-Liú is currently posting a tweet to the Official Neo Flare Chattr-

-As soon as this goes through, the haxstick bearing cyborg's face appears on his monitor-

-He has no visible reaction to this or being called a heathen-

Liú: "My, this is certainly a surprise. It's been a while since I got a call from you."

-Zrone may notice that the room Liú is in seems different from the one he was in last time he called, whenever that was-

Ever Grande - past

-The two attacks collide, presumably kicking up a small cloud of dust-

-Fletcha tries to take advantage of this by flying through it quickly to hopefully mask part of his approach before attacking Kabuki with another Acrobatics-

Floatress

Lazarus: Hmm. Quite. In any case, it does appear to work. Do you have, like... a probe or something that you can send in?

EGC, Past

Kabuki is shoved back a bit from the strike.

<Clever...>

He fires another Night Daze.

Floatress

Hat takes out a pokeball and sends out a Magnemite with a camera on it's head.

It heads into the small portal.

Hat hands Lazarus a tablet with a video feed on it.

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Zrone: "I know it's been so LONG since I've seen your... unappealing visage."

-He sits back- "Okay what the hell. Where are you right now? It's more. Boring. It makes it harder for me to distract myself from you. You didn't answer my question EITHER"

"YOU NEVER DO!! And it makes me upset."

-The red light on his mask constricts-

Floatress

Lazarus: Ha HA! Clever, very clever! WOW! So this is another world. I hope you didn't open the portal one to one location wise, else we're just gonna be looking at a bunch of water.

Floatress

The feed shows a ruined city.

Ever Grande

-Fletcha tries to dodge the Night Daze, but ends up still getting clipped by it, takes damage, and has his accuracy lowered-

-He now has a little over a third of his health remaining-

Fletcha: <Thanks, you're also doing great yourself.>

-Tries to fire a Flamethrower in a sweeping motion (to try to compensate for accuracy loss, and will probably deal less damage)-

Near Daydre

Beekay: <I dunno; what do you think, Gonzales?>

Robin: I'm not sure, he seems unusually quiet and timid...

-To Daydre-

Why is he that way, if you know?

X-Naut Fortress

-Samba and Kaguya manage to dart out of the way, but Lancelot and Jeremiah are hit by the drill attack-

Arika: Both of you, Hydro Pump Crump directly!

-Samba and Jeremiah both do so, Samba in particular using his increased speed to dart in and do it point-blank-

-Nico, meanwhile, manages to get a smattering of pink energy forming around his wrists-

-Only for it to dissipate with a loud snapping sound as Nico yells in pain-

Nico: Agh! Not good! L-Lancelot, Brick Break that thing!

Lancelot: <I'd rather Night Slash the bastard piloting it, but whatever.>

-Charges his blades with Aura and chops at the Magnus Von Grapple with them as Nico tries building up energy again-

-meanwhile, Kaguya turns to Jeremiah-

Kaguya: <Hey Jeremiah?>

Jeremiah: <Yes my fine lady Latii?>

Kaguya: -smirks wickedly- <Thanks for the rain.>

-And drops a Thunder on the Magnus Von Grapple-

edited 9th Nov '15 7:20:49 PM by Umbramatic

Floatress

Lazarus: Ohohohoho! Fascinating. I'll keep the tablet for now. C'mon Glendower! This is better than when you showed me Netflix!

The two walk out the door. As they stroll down the hallway, their voices can be heard slowly receding.

Lazarus: Which reminds me I am quite looking forward to that new series, what was it called?

<Glendower: I believe it was Hannah Hara milord.>

edited 9th Nov '15 7:14:09 PM by BluBeriPi

EGC

"I think he was abused by his former trainer..."

<-Orthrus whimpers a bit->

EGC, Past

Kabuki both leaps over and ducks under the Flamethrower.

There are now two Kabukis.

...What :?

Edited last post for full boss battle scene if you all wanna check.

Near Daydre

Robin: ...Abused? How? What kind of sick person would do that to their own Pokemon?

Ever Grande - past

Fletcha: <Hmmmmm...>

<I think I'll try to trust my instincts here.>

-He uses Aerial Ace in an attempt to hit wherever Kabuki actually is-

Neo Flare HQ

Liú: "Well, you certainly didn't think it was unappealing back in grad school. Though I suppose you're not interested in anyone who isn't wearing a visor or can't be stacked with other objects, are you?"

"At any rate, yes, the change of scenery is a bit boring and less comfortable, yes, but the job has been both lucrative and enjoyable thus far."

X-Naut Fortress

-Volcamel is struck by the drill, but Kamdida manages to get out of the way-

Mega!Volcamel: <Hm... Rain makes things> -sniffs- <difficult...>

Maggie: "You can still do Ground attacks, though."

Mega!Volcamel: <Right> -sniffs- <yeah.>

-She attacks Magnus von Grapple with an Earth Power-

-Kamdida shoots a Shadow Ball at the Machine-

-All the attacks meet their mark-

Crump: <Ha! I'm just getting warmed up.>

-He shoots his drill hands out at Kaguya and Lancelot-

EGC

".. I don't know.. I can't imagine..."

She frowns and shakes her head.

"Bleh, brought up bad memories."

<-Orthrus whines, almost as if to say I don't want to talk about it->

"Sorry.."

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Zrone: -His facemask tinges red- "I WAS NEVER INTERESTED IN YOU WE ONLY ALMOST KISSED ONCE DEAR ARCEUS MAN LET IT GO"

Loripha: -Suddenly much more interested- "Wait what?"

Zrone: -Lights her shoes on fire with his laser eye- "REGARDLESS I suppose you're RIGHT." -Clears his throat-

"And. Wait. What. Did you get a new job?"

"..."

"I've just been making more ridiculously impractical military grade weapons. But. I am.... interested." -He folds his hands-

"Mind sharing?"

EGC

Jacob: -Is just kinda sitting around playing his flute-

Ever Grande City

-Zinnia happens to be nearby, with Aster.-

Zinnia: Oh, fine, I'll find another way. I did say I'd be careful, though.

Aster: <I knew I wasn't going to like your plan.>

-She passes by Jacob, then backpedals and grins at him.-

Zinnia: Oh, hi! Perfect timing! Are we in sync or what? I was just thinking about you!

-She extends a hand-

Zinnia: It's great to meet you! ...It is our first real meeting, right? Yeah. That's right. Of course it is!

X-Naut Fortress

-Guess who was sneaking about! Because I forgot I was part of this plot!-

-Cass suddenly swoops in for a Brave Bird-

-And Allouette goes to Iron Head as well-