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Ever Grande City

Selene: HECK yeah! I've been able to be so many different things its just so exciting well except Dark that's a bit of a bummer at first since I'm psychic you know but hey I'll get used to it!

-Satele grumbles as she's huggled.-

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Jason:I see.

-He chuckles-

Iggy:How's Mr. Penti been?

Phoebe's Room

Discord: <Are you sure?>

Sableye: <YES.> -Hops out from behind the gem and kicks at Discord with a low sweep, bringing him down to the last quarter of his HP-

Discord: <ARGH! Okay that's it! Payback ti- OOOOOH shiny ceiling!>

-And he punches himself in the face-

-And then the chortling picks up again and Discord faints-

Phoebe: "I can turn this around!"

Jacob: "Maybe, but the odds are heavily in my favor. Go, Voidstar."

Voidstar: -Hops out of his Dusk Ball, and flash freezes two large chunks of ice which he pelts the Sableye with, without speaking a word-

Phoebe: "You sure have a lot of Dark types... well, go ahead! Low Sweep again!"

Sableye: <I WILL STEAL YOUR COOKIES!> -And he kicks Voidstar off his feet, bringing him down to low health-

Jacob: "You know what to do."

Voidstar: -He nods- <Cross the heavens....> -He sharpens his claws quickly, leaps back into the air, and makes a large spear of ice and snow- <BOW DOWN>

-And hurls the Avalanche ice and snow at the Sableye, knocking it out-

Phoebe: ".... Well. Well well well. Welly well well. I had to go and lose... but oh well. Go on ahead Jacob! I'm sure Glacia's itching for that rematch!"

Jacob: -Bows his head, recalls Voidstar, and goes on ahead-

Ever Grande League

Holly: <It's showtime.>

-She Moonblasts the Absol, sending it reeling with slightly more than half health.-

Absol: <   HOW DARE YOU DEFILE ME WITH THIS DISGUSTING MAGIC?!   >

-It Iron Tails Holly, leaving her at ¾-

Holly: <Oh, quit it with your "I'm a god" thing, you're lucky it's me you're fighting and not an actual Legendary.>

-She fires off a Pixilated Hyper Beam, taking out the rest of the Absol's health.-

Sidney: ...Well, that's that. You wiped the floor with me! Go on, keep it up, I'll be watching. Heh, maybe you or that Jacob guy should take my place.

-Sarah shakes her head-

Sarah: Nah, I've got goals elsewhere.

Sidney: Figured. Well, go on, then! Why settle for less? Go!

-Sarah nods, and walks through the doors.-

Ever Grande City

Selene: ENIGMATIC, as usual! He's got lots of different things he worries about but doesn't tell me because he doesn't want to worry me but I've been getting better at scanning his surface thoughts to make sure he isn't doing something really crazy dangerous!

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Jason:Well, that's good.

-He smiles-

Iggy:What about Mr. Dune and Ms. Dezi?

-Hop-

Ever Grande City

Selene: They have play a LOT of games! They're trying to defuse bombs right now and everything gets really tense and they kiss passionately after defusing a really hard bomb!

-Satele facepalms.-

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Jason:Omai .3.

Iggy:Ooooooh! =O

Do people usually kiss after something doesn't blow up?

Ever Grande City

Selene: I DON'T know! As far as I know, probably!

Near Dogs

-Robin and Querty sweatdrop as Dvvorak continues livestreaming.-

Fahr Outpost

-Nico sends out O'Malley the Meowstic and Copernicus the Solrock.-

Nico: You guys ready for a scavenger hunt?

O'Malley: ~Oh hell yeah!~

Copernicus: <Most certainly.>

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Iggy:Ooooooh! =O

I'll keep that in mind!

-Jason sweatdrops-

Fahr Outpost

Maggie: "Okay, let's-"

"Wait..."

"Let me make sure of something first."

-Maggie takes out her Poke Gear and dials a number-

Ever Grande League

Jacob: -Is walking out, and sees the large structure- "Okay. That's... pretty cool. Heh. Awful. I hate myself for that."

-He skates in-

Glacia's Room

-He skids to a halt, leaps in the air, spins and lands pefectly-

Glacia: "... Ten out of ten."

Jacob: "Thank you."

Glacia: "Well, it has been a while, and while I'd love to converse, I think you just want to go on ahead hm?"

Jacob: -Unclips Regina's Pokeball from his belt- "Indeed."

Glacia: "Then let us begin."

edited 14th Oct '15 8:43:23 PM by Verax

Ever Grande

Ann: -Picks up- Hello?

Ever Grande League

-Sarah gets a chill as she walks into the next room — an otherworldly chill, not a temperature chill.-

Sarah: Brr… I guess this isn't just decoration for October, huh.

-Phoebe waves cheerfully from the other side of the room-

Phoebe: Nope! As far as I'm concerned, it might as well be Halloween every day, 'cause I like this room just the way it is.

Sarah: Certainly fitting for a Ghost trainer. Let's get down to it, shall we?

Phoebe: Right! Let's go!

Battle! Champion's Daughter Sarah vs. Elite Four Phoebe!

Glacia's Room

-Glacia starts it off by sending out a Walrein with a Life Orb-

-And again, Jacob leads with Regina, immediately Mega Evolving her-

Jacob: "Regina, let's start this off right, Focus Blast!"

Glacia: "Oh? You two are even more elegant now. Walrein, Hail."

-The Blast of energy knocks the Walrein down to half HP, Regina is pelted by hail and looks up at the ceiling annoyed-

Walrein: <Oooooh you don't like tah hail do yah? Then have tah stooorm.>

-The Walrein breathes out a stream of ice at Regina, taking damage from its Life Orb. Regina loses about half her health from the attack-

Regina: <You frustrate me.>

-She uses another Focus Blast, and it hits home, knocking out the Walrein. The hail continues pelting her-

Glacia: "Not a good start... return Mr. Cuddles. Go, Jynx." -She sends out a Jynx wearing Choice Specs-

Jynx: <Hello~> -Poses-

Regina: <... Goodbye~> -She uses a Shadow Ball, bringing the Jynx down to low health-

Jynx: <Still here~> -And it blows a kiss at Regina, and a Shadow Ball, that knocks Regina down to very low health-

Regina: <I hate flirty people like y-> -And a hailstone knocks her out-

Jacob: "This is frustrating."

Glacia: "I remember her being stronger."

Jacob: "Yeah anyways, take the field, P-1!"

-The Bisharp is sent out and salutes-

Jacob: -Holds out a tin can towards the Jynx- "The power of Edge compels you to knock her out with your face!"

Jynx: <Oooh~ Do something interesting for- oh."

-P-1 has a wild grin on his face as he madly dashes at the Jynx and tackles her with his head, knocking her out-

Jacob: "Great job!"

P-1: -Salutes, and is pelted by hail-

Glacia: "... Well then."

Fahr Outpost

Maggie: "Uh, hey, would you happen to be General White?"

Ever Grande League

Drifblim: <Bleblbpth.>

Cass: <I'm gonna just ignore whatever you're trying to do.>

Phoebe: Let's get this started! Thunderbolt!

Drifblim: <Blip!>

-The Thunderbolt surges through Cass, but he dashes right through it, bearing with the damage to deliver a Sucker Punch right to the Drifblim's face.-

Drifblim: <Blidilip!>

Cass: <Seriously what the hell is wrong with the Pokemon we face in these sorts of battles?>

Drifblim: <Bleeeeooooop!>

-In anger, it begins to fire off another Thunderbolt, but Cass delivers another Sucker Punch and sends it off target.-

Cass: <Seriously, shut up.>

-While the Drifblim spins around to reorient itself, Cassius Night Slashes it to finish it off.-

Drifblim: <...Blep…>

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Ever Grande

Ann: Who the hell is General White?

Fortuna: <Sounds like a prank call to me.>

Fahr Outpost

Maggie: "Oh, sorry. Just wanted to be sure."

"Good luck with whatever, then!"

-She hangs up-

Glacia's Room

Glacia: "Go, Mamoswine."

-Sends out the Mamothswine, that has a pile of soft dirt on it's head-

Mamoswine: <Honk.>

Glacia: "Earthquake."

Mamoswine: <HONK!>

-It stomps, and creates a tremor that rattles P-1's bones, and brings him down to half health-

Jacob: "P-1, Brick Break."

P-1: <Yes sir!!> -It rushes at the Mamoswine and punches it-

-It staggers back, taking critical damage, it roars and stomps down again, knocking P-1 out-

Jacob: "Damn... well okay. Argentum, come on out!" -He recalls P-1 and sends out Argentum, who is holding a Life Orb-

Now I know Glacia loves her items... and I can neutralize them but... I don't think I need to.

"Argentum, Meteor Mash!!!"

Argentum: <The Hoenn League. Many memories of this place. Looked more pixilated in memory though.>

-He leaps at the Mamoswine with a punch that downs it-

Ever Grande League

Cass: <Okay, who's next?>

Chandelure: <Oohoohoo, you look like a strong soldier.>

Cass: <Considering I just deflated your balloon buddy without breaking a sweat? I think you all are just weak.>

Chandelure: <Oh, of course. But tell me… are you drinking plenty of milk?>

-Cass stares blankly-

Cass: <...Why is that even remotely relevant?>

Chandelure: <Oh, you know, we wouldn't want you to be an early casualty…>

-It spits a Flamethrower at Cass, who remembers that this is a battle slightly too late to dodge.-

Cass: <Seriously, what the hell…>

-He rushes forward and Night Slashes right across the Chandelure's face-

Cass: <Does milk have to do with that?!>

Chandelure: <My, my, it seems you aren't prepared at all. The Skeleton War approaches, my dear.>

Cass: <...>

-He sends the Chandelure flying with a particularly strong Sucker Punch right before it can fire another Flamethrower-

Cass: <YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SKELETON!>

Glacia's Room

Glacia: "Hm. Impressive, but can you handle a dinosaur?"

-Sends out an Aurorus with an Expert Belt around it's head-

Jacob: "... You're in a weird mood today."

Glacia: "I think it was the cold medicine I took. It should wear off by the time we're done."

Jacob: "That timing would be too convenient."

Glacia: "And? Anyways. Aurorus. Use Earthquake."

Aurorus: <EVERBODY DO THE DINOSAUR> -Stomps on the ground, causing Argentum to take about a quarter of his HP in damage-

Argentum: <Celestial Impact Force Meteor Mash punch thing super mecha titan sun punch foot stab technique go.> -Punches the Aurorus in the face, and it loses about half its HP, and Argentum is filled with DETERMINATION, and strength-

Glacia: "Hm. It cannot take these attacks forever. Use Earthquake again."

Aurorus: <DO THE FLOP> -Flops and creates an Earthquake-

Argentum: -Leaps up out of the way of the Earthquake and brings his foot down on the Iciclesaurus, causing it to faint-

Glacia: "Ah. Impressive. Return, Aurorus. Go, Cryogonal."

Jacob: "... This reminds me why I question Ice Type users. So many offensive capabilities but so few good Pokemon in my opinion. And so squishy.

Glacia: ".... I will pretend I did not hear that. Use Night Slash. Now."

Cryogonal: <TELL ME ALL GEOMETRY LAWS IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS OR PERISH.>

-It whirls at Argentum, and slices him, bringing him down to half health-

Argentum: <No.>

-Punches the Cryogonal, and brings it down to very low health-

-It noms on some leftovers and heals though-

Glacia: "Again."

Jacob: "Bullet Punch."

Argentum: <Gae dearg.>

-Punches the Cryogonal before it can react and knocks it out-

Glacia: "... Ah. So it's come to this."

Ever Grande League

Cass: <Ugh… If I meet one more weird ghost— >

Gourgeist: <ALL HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN KING!>

Cass: <...You know what, just hit me. As hard as you can. Get me out of here.>

-Sarah sweatdrops.-

Gourgeist: <Very well! Prepare to get SPOOOOOOOOOOKED!>

-It spits distinctly green flames at Cass, who takes it and falls over with zero struggle.-

Sarah: Hopefully he doesn't give in completely before we finish the League...

Jazz: <...Oh, great, right. I forgot these weird pumpkin things existed.>

Gourgeist: <THAT IS NO WAY TO REFER TO THE PUMPKIN KING!>

Jazz: <I'll call you whatever I want, thank you very much.>

-She uses Poison Jab, which ends up poisoning the Gourgeist-

Gourgeist: <ACK! NO! I'M ROTTING!>

-The Gourgeist flails and spits fire everywhere. Jazz is hit by a little bit, but takes minimal damage.-

Jazz: <Oh, come on.>

-She uses Venoshock, which finishes the Gourgeist off.-

Glacia's Room

Glacia: "My trump card... go, Glalie!"

-She sends out a Glalie-

"Now Mega Evolve!"

Glalie: <YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

-Explodes into a giant Mega... thing-

Mega!Glalie: <OH YEAH>

Glacia: "Earthquake."

-Argentum squeezes in another Bullet Punch before taking damage from the Earthquake, and the Life Orb damage causes him to faint-

Jacob: "Well, I think I have this pretty well wrapped up. Return Argentum, go, Discord." -Sends out the Tyranitar-

Discord: <BEACHBALL!!! CAN I BOUNCE IT>

Jacob: "Nah, punt it."

Discord: <OKAY!>

-Rushes at the Glalie, Sandstorm whipping up around him-

<GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET DUNKED ON!>

-And he smacks it away with a Stone Edge-

-And it faints-

Glacia: "... Well done, Jacob. It has been a while since a battle got that heated. Go on ahead to Drake. I'm sure he wants to see you."

Jacob: "Of course."

-He goes on ahead-

Drake... you pushed me harder than anyone else here did... I doubt that will be the case this time though.

edited 14th Oct '15 9:18:14 PM by Verax