ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

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Francis:Oh, there you are. I was beginning to think you'd run off!

-Smirk-

Lane:-has indeed fixed his glasses- >.>

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Tori: "We had more important things to deal with first"

-She scowls-

"Aren't you tired of making people hate you yet?"

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Francis:-glares right back-Depends, are you done proving yourself a hindrance?

Lane:Why you-!

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Tori: -Puts a hand on Lane's shoulder-

"You mean a hindrance to your romantic aspirations? I think you've got much bigger obstacles than one little breeder girl"

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Francis:We'll see about that.

-Glare-

Now...name the battle terms...Challenger.

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-a contented white-haired boy is sitting around, doodling in chalk and being watched by a shiny Altaria-

Luciano: <I needed to stretch and spread my wings!> -sings-

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-Twins!-

Mary:Why'd you drag me here?

Dane:It's better than lying around the base!

Mary:That's just an excuse!

Dane:A good excuse.

-Mary sighs-

Skreecaw:<Aaaahahaha~! It feels good to stretch my wings!>

Gough:<At least I don't need to carry both now.>

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-Luciano turns his head to Skreecaw-

Luciano: <You're sharp!>

Joseph: Well, of course! He's a Skarmory.

Luciano: <No, I mean he's sharp of D. You might want to practice scales more!> -sings-

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Skreecaw:...<I beg your pardon?>

Altaria:<He means you can't sing!>

-Twin freeze!-

Mary:Is that-?

Dane:U-Uh-huh!

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Luciano: <Well, that's OK! Everyone's a beginner, and there can be lots done to polish a...Skarmory!> -sings-

-Joseph headtilts-

Joseph: Hi, you two!

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Twins:Yeep!

-Blink-

Mary:Uhm...

Dane:Hi there...?

Skreecaw:-preens-

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-Joseph smiles-

Joseph: Why, what's the problem? I'm not scary, am I?

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Mary:N-N-No! N-Not at all!

Dane:J-Just surprised is all!

-The twins happen to think the exact same thing at the exact same time-

Phosphora is going to kill us!

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Joseph: Surprised at what?

-he smiles, teasingly-

Joseph: That one boy could be so fabulous?~

Mako: <You're not that fabulous, you know.> :3

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Mary:Oh, but a-aren't you?

Dane:-sweatdrops-

Artorias: They suck at this...

Dane:Well...w-we were just p-passing by! We didn't expect to be greeted! ^_^;;;;;;;

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Joseph: Oh. Well, that's alright, then!

-head tilts-

Though you two look awful familiar...

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-Twin sweatdrop-

Mary:W-W-We do?

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Joseph: You two look kinda like Belinda! And...Jason?

-blinks-

Are you...?

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Dane:J-Jason?

Mary:B-Belinda?

Twins!:N-Never heard of them! ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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Joseph: Ahem. I'm a Heart, you know. :3

Anyway, are you guys, like, time travelers or something? Younger versions of them? Or-

-gaaaaasp-

Joseph: Their kids? :D

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-!!!-

Dane:What? No! What would make you think that! Ha-Ha! You're too funny Mr. Joseph!

-Beat-

GAH!

Mary:D-Dane!

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Joseph: ...oho? You know my name? And I'm a Mister?

-mischeivous cat grin-

Joseph: What's my future? :3

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Dane:We don't know that!

Mary:Y-You're clearly mistaken!

Dead...so totally dead!

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Joseph: Tsk, tsk. You're lying to your elders! I ought to tell your parents~

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-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

Dane:N-No! Dn't do that! T-They can't find out!